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2010

Mar

Gisele’s Mom Tits of the Day

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The rumor is that Gisele is working off her new baby weight and showing off her milk-filled tits, but she’s not fooling any of us…we all know she’s actually a dude they found in a small brazilian town…because men make better bikini models since they don’t get their periods…I mean Brazil is known for their trannies being very believable, so where the fuck else would the gangsters at Victoria’s Secret go to kidnap a motherfucker to work their asses off for them in exchange for their family’s freedom…who had to stage a pregnancy to justify his new breast implants…we know how it works…you’re not fooling us Gisele…or should I say George….

Either way, real tits, mom tits, fake tits on a tranny or not, she’s lookin’ better than ever…so new moms or dudes who are pretending to be new moms take some fucking notes…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Gym|Model|Mom|Tits

2010

Mar

Nadine Coyle’s Skinny Legs are Still Amazing of the Day

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I love my bitches skinny. I think with this whole obesity outbreak in America is disgusting as fuck and seeing a girl with an old school eating disorder, and not the kind of eating disorder my wife has that leaves the buffet owner crying in the corner after she wipes him out of fried chicken, but the kind of eating disorder where a bitch is lightheaded, dizzy with terrible breath and rotting teeth from when girls starve themselves or make themselves puke, is fucking hot…cuz not only are they too weak to run away from you, but they are also fun to get naked…while fat chicks like my wife are only good for paying your fucking rent cuz they are too scared you’ll leave them at a time in their life that they know no one else would ever step up and takeover the role of “cock giver”….so girls like Nadine Coyle and her weight loss needs to be celebrated

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Nadine Coyle|Skinny

2010

Mar

Whitney Port is an Ugly Shopper of the Day

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Whitney Port is not hot, but she is on TV so I guess that by default makes her better looking than the average person, even though she’s not. It’s like TV makes dudes think they are supposed to like a bitch, even if she’s really nothing special…and if they don’t they are fucking queer..but based on my logic…if you watch The Hills or know the cast of The Hills that already means you’re a queer and maybe that makes me a queer too…who uses this site to lure you closet cases into sending me cock shots…or maybe it’s got more to do with me giving up my own life to sit her posting pictures of people I consider far more useless than me and I’m not sure if you realizie this…but that’s PRETTY fucking usless….so here are some pictures to make us all feel good about ourselves and maybe inspire some of you to send pics of your dicks to dudes and collectively give us all hope that soon enough these idiots will disappear and their shit show will be cancelled, leaving them with nothing else to do….Yay. I love failure even if it happens after they’ve made stupid fucking money..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ugly|Whitney Port

2010

Mar

Lookin’ Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt in the Park of the Day

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I spend a lot of time in parks because parks are free, people leave you alone and there’s a whole variety of bullshit going on in them, whether drunks getting more drunk, crackheads doing more weird shit to trees, moms and their kids hanging out and playing, bending over and breast feeding or young couples fooling around and cuddling, thinking that perverts like me aren’t watching….There are girls suntanning, people exercising and even bitches doing Yoga…I’ve had sex in parks, seen people have sex in parks, jerked off to people having sex in parks, it’s better than watching a movie, and it is the ultimate escape from my shitbox I call home…

So when I saw these pictures of ex-actor who once had a ton of sex appeal before she let her insanity get herself knocked-up prematurely to trap her boyfriend who was leaving her, I was reminded all the good times I am going to have in the park, you know when lookin’ down a shirt is actually hot, and not just hanging onto a memory…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Mom|Park|Tits

2010

Mar

Heidi MOntag’s New Body Still Sweats of the Day

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I am going to admit that Heidi Montag looks substantially better than she used to look, but seriously, that’s not saying much because her horse face and shitty ass wasn’t much to jerk off to, although, I’m sure at least one of you did jerk off to it. You sick fucks…

I guess she just proves to little girls everywhere and their parents who fear they will grow up to be ugly, that all it takes is a little money to sort yourself out.

Sure, part of me hates this attention whore and her bullshit in everything she does for attention, whether it’s being a virgin, being a christian or hiring a psychic manager, but the rest of me doesn’t give a fuck or really let Heidi Montag come into my daily thoughts….

So here is her pig attitude with her pig face sweating like a pig….lookin’ better than ever as her career that isn’t even a career slowly fades into a stripper pole back in her hometown…It’s nice to watch Hollywood suck people in, chew them up and spit them out. I’m ready for this one.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Plastic Surgery|Sweat

2010

Mar

Kristen Stewart’s White Trash Tits of the Day

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I hate Kristen Stewart, maybe it’s because I know I don’t have a chance with her, since I am not her brother, but I like to think it has more to do with her inbred face. Seriously, I don’t know why anyone is giving her any attention in anything but that teenage porno movie Twilight because they needed someone ugly, so everyday girls could relate to her and the love story, like when you watch porno clips with small dicks cuz it makes it more believable….but I guess it has to do with her being popular with the kids and the kids are the people filing up seats in the theater and looks have nothing to do with that…but at least she’s trying to stay relevant by showing off bigger cleavage that her tits are designed for and I’m all for padded push up bras to give girls a taste of having tit while showing off some real taut squeezed cleavage….like watching me try to squeeze into a size 38 jean….and since Kristen Stewart’s in it…not quite as sexy….ohhhh DIS!

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tits

2010

Mar

Peeing Crime of the Day

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This is amazing the dude from Slumdog Millionaire just got arrested for peeing on girls on public transport. He was caught behind some 16 year old about to pee on her and I guess it’s got something to do with being sexual fetish, or maybe it has to do with marking his territory because he thinks he’s some kind of dog straight from the back alley of an Indian restaurant or the streets of Bombay.

Whatever the psychology behind this shit, it’s all amazing and I’m sad he got caught, I would have been way happier if they turned him into a viral video….

Posted in:Peeing|stepNEWS

2010

Mar

Some Michelle Bombshell Cuz It’s Funny of the Day

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Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with this trash can named Michelle Bombshell. I hate trashy tattoo jaked girls, but Jesse James comes for a background of trashy fucking inked up girls, like his ex pornstar wife Janine ….pretty much making anyone aware of this totally sure that Sandra Bullock had no hope, except of course for Sandra Bullock who went on Barbara Walters and Oscar Red Carpets and Golden Globes to tell the world how in love and how happy she is, which I guess is possible, but all this time spend obsessed with herself made her forget that maybe her boyfriend who was already tired of her and the novelty of dating the bitch from Speed and really just wanted his dick back in the fucking gutter. I am so down with this kind of embarrassment, you have no idea, especially when I know how high maintenance and bullshit Hollywood is. So watch this video of Michelle Bombshell and remember she got Sandra Bullock’s dick…an image that will be playing over and over in Miss Congenialities head….Hysterical….

Seriously watch the Barbara Walters Sandra Bullock Interview – It makes the whole thing so much funnier….

If you want to see more of her, she was a SoCalGlamourGirl something not quite as prestigious as an Oscar winner, but their site is being hit hard and I think the video is all you really need.

***Update: Michelle Bombshell’s Got Some Daddy Issues and Self-Esteem Issues, Otherwise she wouldn’t have painted herself like a mural on a trash can at an elementary school…

Bonus – Here is a shitty pic of her shitty implant tits that match her shitty face and real shitty tattoos….cuz she’s fucking disgusting….and that makes this story so much fucking better….

Posted in:Jesse James|Michelle Bombshell|Sandra Bullock

2010

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email…..

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Sandra Bullock May Have AIDS, Since HEr Husband Banged This Slut Without a Condom
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If I’ve Ever Wanted to Fuck a Celebrity Stalker, It’s Now
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15 of the Weirdest Addtions EVER
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Because You’re Young, Dumb and Full of Cum
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The Line Between Amber Rose and Common Street Whore is Pretty Blurred
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Bend Over Alessandra Ambrosio, Bend Waaaaaaay Over
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How To: Survive St Patrick’s Day
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Some NCAA Hotness That I Wanted to Send Your Way
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Father and Son – VIDEO
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CSI’s Gary Dourdan and His Girlfriend are a Regular Sid and Nancy
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Sharon Stone is Still Completely Fuckable
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Mommy Fucks a Teen
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A Little Vanessa Hudgens, Just Because
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Who Doesn’t Love a Drunk Aunt At a Wedding? – VIDEO
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Random Photos to Waste the Day
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Snoop Dog on Letterman – VIDEO
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Kate Winslet is Lookin’ Good in a Bikini
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Makenzie Phillips is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Diamond and Samantha Get It On
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Kat Von D is Modeling Her Regrettable Tattoos
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Dirty Slut Loves Penis Cake
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Rachel Bilson is Tasty
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Ashley Dupre Is Going to Do Playboy
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Tina Wallman Gallery
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Now THAT’S a Fucking Car Accident – VIDEO
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All These Years Later, I’d Still Fuck Winnie From the Wonder Years
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Bryci and Katie….Mmmmmmmm
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I Don’t Care If Kristen Cavalari is On Drugs, I’d Still Fuck Her
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2010

Mar

Weed Story of the Day

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I don’t smoke weed, I am a hard drinker and weed just makes me paranoid, so I stay the fuck away from it, since I’m already paranoid enough, but I have smoked weed over the years, I guess I go through phases where it works for me and others where it freaks me the fuck out…I’ve gone on benders where I drank my fucking face off with a couple friends and an excessive amount of weed and never did I forget shit as simple as where I put the kid…but then again, I’m more the kind of dude who would leave a baby on a gay couple’s doorstep to freak them out and videotape the whole thing, than the kind of dude who would put a kid in the oven in the first place, so I guess its a good thing they took his kids away from him, but they may consider talking his car keys, his independence away from him too, motherfucker does not meet the test of being a normal functioning human in our society….seriously fucking retarded…

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