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2010

15

Mar

Nadine Coyle is Nice and Skinny of the Day

One of my favorite things in life is eating disorders. It’s just something that really fires me up and turns me on. Maybe it’s because I am married to a fat chick and it is miserable even if every burger she eats is a burger closer to death, because fat chicks smell, are uncomfortable to sit next to on a bus or even on the couch, partially because of the heavy breathing but because you have to look at them and accept that this is what your life has become, so whenever I see a curvy bitch shaped the fuck up and slimmed the fuck down, no matter how extreme they went to get there, or how they may have gone too far, it drives me bananas…so fat chicks, take a lesson from this Nadine Coyle UK Popstar bitch, because before she got this skinny, she wasn’t even that fat, but I guess curvy enough for hollywood standards, and blogs probably ripped into her and lowered her self esteem enough to bring her to this amazing weight, proving yet again that making fun of bitches pays off in the end for all of us, except maybe them, especially when they die of cardiac arrest from not eating…..but that’s just a small price to pay for hotness…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Nadine Coyle|Skinny

2010

15

Mar

Adrianne Curry Ass on Twitter of the Day

I guess last week’s picture of Adrianne Curry showing off how flexible she is got her some serious twitter attention and brought her 60,000 followers to 70,000 followrs, making her realize that a good way to get people to notice you is to post naked, or sexual pictures, which really didn’t take a genius to figure out and I’m sure when she got her breast implants and rocked her reality career she already knew that’s all we care about, especially since every girl knows nude, bikini, ass or titty pictures will get them noticed, shit is the new leggings, because the world is a gang of perverts and clothing keeps us interested in knowing what’s under the clothing…so these ass pictures are not surprising, or even really that interesting, she kinda looks like a shaved down dude, but maybe I’m just confused from hard drinking and daylights saving time, but I am posting them anyway.

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Ass|Twitter

2010

13

Mar

Paris Hilton’s Topless Sunbathing of the Day

I am not allowed to post these pictures of Paris Hilton sunbathing topless and it’s not because of the surgeon general’s warning that the bitch it tainted meat – I don’t know if you have a surgeon general in the USA but he’s the motherfucker who told me cigarettes killed babies and made the packaging way better by putting pictures of dead babies on the shit, but because I don’t have access to the pictures cuz the paparazzi agency who paid her for these don’t like me…and also because I was trying to do everything I could to make her disappear, but unfortunately, she’s much bigger than me but her tits definitely aren’t, and if I stop talking about her, no one else notices, people still care and it’s all because at 19 she had bad sex on camera…

So here’s some pics of her sunbathing to carry you into you boring weekend. I’m only posting on the weekend cuz I am so hungover I can’t fucking think straight or muster up the courage to leave my couch….so don’t get used to
it guy who is reading this site now cuz you have nothing else to do. Loser.


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Posted in:Paris Hilton|sunbathing|Topless

2010

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email…..

I know you probably don’t give a shit, but after reading a few pages of you’re site I cried. It’s just the combination of rape jokes and the fact that you call almost all the women featured either ugly or whores, makes a teenage girl, who happened to be raped as a child want to claw at my wrists. I’s just that instead of letting it ruin my day, I decided to at least write an email saying not to be so bitter towards all women, because it’s can be very hurtful and  devastating to girls who have stumbled upon you’re website like I have. It’s also pretty insensitive to those who have had a history of being molested or raped, just keep that in mind.

I wrote:

You’re right I don’t give a shit….

But I do love women – mainly their vaginas but I don’t like celebrities because they are ugly whores who deserve to get raped. It is all about context.

Sure, the rape jokes aren’t funny, but either is anything I write so remember I don’t tell you how to wear your hair and you shouldn’t tell me how to write my site.

We will get thru this – one rape joke at a time and if you are so fragile that a website makes you want to not only email me but kill yourself – i really suggest you get help – or just kill yourself cuz that’s some serious unstable shit – if you need anything – i am here to talk but only if it about rape….

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my stepLINKS – I should be out drinking with my friend Eric Behanna but my wife won’t give me money….But at least you have stepLINKS to click…

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2010

12

Mar

Nadine Coyle’s Got Some Serious Legs of the Day

Her name is Nadine Coyle, she’s one of the tramps in the UK band Girls Aloud that has been made famous on blogs thanks to their lead Cheryl Cole and her prison tattoos, and apparently she’s got pretty fucking amazing legs. The kind of legs I wish they had available in parks for me to climb up and swing off of, the legs that would really make amputees hate themselves more and feel even more inadequate that they can’t walk up a flight of scares, it’s like this shit is perfection and I’m surprised I’ve never bothered with her before, because I am pretty sure I think we’re in love…however, that could just be the leftover alcohol in my blood talking…I haven’t been able to focus on my screen all day and I’ve been typing with one eye, so for all I know this bitch is a man, but with one eye and a hangover she looks like an angel…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Nadine Coyle

2010

12

Mar

Aubry O’Day Naked in her Millions of Milkshakes AD of the Day

There’s an Arab man who lives in LA who made millions in the UK with a chain of Milkshake shops. He decided to bring his concept to America to make more millions because Americans are fat and love all things that make them fatter…but instead of just opening up his stores…he decided to start a paparazzi company called Hollywood.tv, where he would follow celebrities and be respectable to them so that they would slowly become his friends and when they did become his friends he decided to open the milkshake shop with the stupidest fucking name so that he could get them to do PR for him.

The whole thing is pretty fucking cheesy and obvious and the only celebs really into promoting his bullshit were the low level ones who were willing to work for any attention they could get and a lifetime supply of free milkshakes, a price more exciting to them than money, and that’s why you see pigs like Aubry O’Day naked and endorsing the shit cuz it’s food is the only thing that makes their fat asses cum..

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2010

12

Mar

Julie Bowen’s Weird Ass in a Weird Bikini of the Day

Here is some middle-aged pussy on the beach in Hawaii becuase they are shooting her TV show there and her ass looks pretty fucking weird in this weird bikini. I don’t have anything more to say about this because it is Friday, no one is reading the site and no one really cares about this this bitch…or her weird ass in a weird bikini.

But she made up for it with her tits…

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

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2010

12

Mar

Sarah Hyland Wearing a Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t know who this Sarah Hyland chick is – but apparently she’s on TV. I did look up her age, because she’s definitely not worth getting arrested over and it turns out that she’s 19 so despite looking 14, she’s legal and I guess that’s the whole problem with sex offenders, you see there are 14 year olds out there with 32F bra sizes and 20 year olds her look 11, but the guys who fuck the 14 year olds are criminals and the ones who fuck the 20 year olds who look 11 aren’t and I guess all I gotta say is that they better keep a close eye on this Hyland’s boyfriend after she dumps him, I have a feeling he’ll be the weirdo next to the park playground…and for anyone else out there into little boys dressed like girls on the beach…this is for you….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Sarah Hyland|Teen

2010

12

Mar

Teenage Lesbian Fantasy That’s Not a Real Fantasy of the Day

The good thing about young girls is that even if they are ugly, they are still hot, because they are young. It’s one of those fantasy over reality things that makes fucking their tight bodies a lot of fun, because they have tight bodies and when you’ve been with older women, you realize that body is short fucking lived until you end up with a doughy middle-aged mess..that’s why everyone under 25 is magical to me…even if they aren’t the hotness you expected them to be when their extensive vocabulary impressed you when you used to watch them in interview at 10 years old. I’m talking to you Dakota Fanning….or if you’re a piece of white trash who looks like you shit in a hole behind your house cuz you have no running water, but you gotta empty your bowels, not so much because the racoon and squirrel meat isn’t sitting right, but because daddy wants to fuck and he knows fucking the ass is safer than fucking the pussy, cuz ol’ one eyed, one armed, flipper baby cousin Earl’s parents were daughter and daddy and it didn’t work out so well….We call that redneck backwoods evolution….and here are the pics of them at a premiere where they play The Runaways, which was a lesbian band with Joan Jett..

Here is the old cougar dyke with fake tits who has given up cock and into fucking young girls..because she likes showing them the ropes…as she recruits them into lesbianism…I’ve see this erotic movie from the 70s before….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dakota Fannings|Kristen Stewart|Lesbian|teenage

2010

12

Mar

Adrianne Curry Shows Off How Flexible She is of the Day

You may not remember who Adrianne Curry is because she’s pretty much a fucking nobody who was on TV 10 years ago for some Next Top Model, Surreal Life and Very Brady Wedding…because she “fell in love” with one of the dude on the Brady Bunch….not that her history really matters…I was just tyring to let you know why I was posting this in case you thought I turned the site completely into pictures of everyday girls trying to be sexy and get noticed because no one has given her a big break yet…which isn’t a horrible idea for a site since millions of girls want to get noticed…but I’m lazy…and convincing girls I can help them is too time consuming since dealing with girls is like dealing with trying to change a retarded kids diaper…it’s tedious…

That said, here’s a picture this trash posted on Twitter, because those 40,000 people are all she has left these days, and I’d message her to tell her how ugly, useless and un appealing wrapping her foot behind her balding fucked up face is, but she blocked me….cuz all the low level pussy block me cuz they take themselves way too seriously…so don’t let this picture make you think she’s all sponaneous and fun, or even a circus performer worth fucking…it’s all strategic to brain wash you into remembering her…and giving her another chance despite the fact that she’s ugly….

I used to have a girl who did this shit naked for me…it was like a little circus performer and coulda been exciting if her pussy wasn’t so meaty and didn’t look like she was some kind of alien trying to eat me….making me happy this big headed curry has pants on…despite my love for pussy…cuz it just doesn’t look write in this stance…

I’ve wrote way too much on this ugly bitch, I don’t know why, but the good news it is as boring as she is…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Flexible