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2010

27

Jan

Miranda Kerr Livin’ the Good Life of the Day

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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model|Posing

2010

27

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Hanging With Pregnant Chicks in Bikinis of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is big and she doesn’t really prove that she’s not as thick as she seems when standing next to a pregnant chick in a bikini, an tool used for generations to make bigger girls look skinny by comparison, because this pregnant chick looks like something Doutzen could eat for lunch, or even a snack to muster up the energy to get back on the beach running, cuz these pics of her being sitting, scratching her fat ass and recovering between shots is lazy because lazy is what got her this big in the first place, and once you get this big it makes not being lazy impossible because your stamina is down, your energy level is down, and just getting out of bed is a struggle.

Seriously, I know from experience, I just rolled out of bed, dry heaved in the bathroom after having what must have been an asthma attack, before shitting myself when I got outside to walk my stupid dog cuz I thought it was just a fart. I figure that hard drinking may be reason, but obesity probably plays a factor, or maybe it’s just all in my fucking head, but what I do know is that if I was pretending to run on the beach and if I didn’t die of a heart attack in the process, I’d be doin’ the Doutzen and taking a breather too…..

Either way, she’s a bit of a monster I’d like to fuck, I can’t hold the fact that her fingers are bigger than my penis against her, since most women fingers are bigger than my dick and I’d leave my life womanless…..She should just step up her shit and stop hanging with pregnant chicks and start hanging with Precious cuz I guess since winning Golden Globes isn’t her specialty, making bitches who stand next to her look skinny is.

Yes, I’ve posted other pics of this shoot, but these are new ones….seriously…

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Posted in:Big|Doutzen Kroes|Model

2010

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I met the first person in the city I live in who know my website last night, he told me that all I do is post links at he hates the shit. He went onto telling me he doesn’t get the point of the site and doesn’t find it funny, and asked why I waste all my time doing this bullshit all day, and I really didn’t have an answer for the guy, other than vow to never tell people I meet the name of my website in the event they are the rare breed of human who has heard of the site and knows how bullshit it is…That said…

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Here are my stepLINKS

This Lady Faints on the Price is Right and I No Matter How Many Times I Watch It I Can’t Stop Laughing…of the Day
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John Travolta and Xenu Will Cure Haiti Together
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Katherine McPhee Looks Like a Porcelain Doll
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The 20 Worst Hip Hop Album Covers
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KICKS AND ASS
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Because What the Fuck Else Did You Have Planned Tonight
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Weatherman FAIL – VIDEO
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Of Course Cheech and Chong Are Talking About Legalizing Pot – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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SugaBabes Amelle Berrabah Panty Upskirt
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Even Greaseball Kristen Stewart Won’t Go Near Jard Leto
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Siphie Monk and Her Camel Toe Are Having a Little Cry
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The Best TV Talk Show Fights Ever
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Aahaah Brendon Fraser You Fucking Loser – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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I Already Wanted to Kick Kevin Rudolf in the Nuts and This New Song Isn’t Helping
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Terry Richardson Shot the Pirelli and Here He Is Hanging Out with a Bunch of Hot Chicks
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Kristen Sterart Wants to be Spanked
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Amber Rose, WTF Are You Wearing?
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What’s The Opposite of a Miracle, Because That’s What I Would Call Tila Tequila Officially Confirming She is Pregnant
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Avril Lavigne is Not Dead Yet, But I Wish She Was
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Fashion is Fucking Retarded, But At Least The Models Are Hot
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Doutzen Kroes Victoria’s Secret Lingerie 2010
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Bitch Fight Club – VIDEO
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Mommy Like to Masterbate – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Kayden Kross
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Let’s Go Urban Skiing! – VIDEO
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Get a Load od Sarah
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Haiti to Get 12, Maybe 13 Dollars from Lindsay Lohan
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Amanda Holden Bikini
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Meet Nina
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Nikki Belucci Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Vanessa on the Stairs
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Officer Karla Spice Will Arrest You and I Doubt You’ll Resist
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Wild Animal Vega Vixen
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India Reynolds – Loaded Magazine – Feb 2010
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Kourtney Kardashian is Actually Admitting She is Still a Fat Slob After Her Baby
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Natalie Portman is a Homewrecker
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Yeah, I’d Bang Tina Turner
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2010

26

Jan

Doutzen Kroes and her Thick Body in a Sports Bra of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was doing some Victoria’s Secret modeling and she looked like she was getting ready for the superbowl, seriously, this bitch is jacked and I’m sure it’s a nice change of pace from the other skinny bitches Victoria’s Secret exploits, especially for the gays who don’t know they are gay yet and the blacks who have dicks designed for “thick” bitches….and I guess for me who likes anything that claims or is marketed as having a pussy….and ehre are the pics…

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Sports Bra|Thick

2010

26

Jan

Nazi Highway in Colorado of the Day

The fact that this shit was allowed is beyond me, it’s just another thing wrong with America…..

A little about the National Socialist Movement…..

NSM’s core beliefs include: defending the rights of white people everywhere, preservation of our European culture and heritage, strengthening family values, economic self-sufficiency, and reform of illegal immigration policies, immediate withdrawal of our national military from an illegal Middle Eastern occupation and promotion of white separation. 

Membership is open to non-Semitic heterosexuals’ of European Descent. If you really care for your heritage and for the future of your family, race and nation,

So these Nazi’s are about white power and maybe I’m not a candidate to endorse this shit, since I’m not white and I’m scared shitless of dudes with shaved heads in pick-up trucks who like shooting things and fucking immigrats up the ass in a gang rape to teach us a lesson. See Nazi’s aren’t just bad for Jews, they’re bad for everyone and maybe they should be locking thse motherfuckers up….

Seriosuly, be proud of your heritage, or whatever your into hick, but when it comes down to stopping my people for jumping over fences to make hotel beds, it’s fucking war….

I love how I get shit for being non-violent and perverted when these pigs get their own highway. God Bless America…

Oh and they also hate faggots, so that means they hate you.

Posted in:Colorado|Nazi Highway

2010

26

Jan

Best Lead into a Michael Jackson Story of the Day

Here’s some redneck, probbaly Christian piece of welfare trash, who if she stepped back for a secord and looked in the mirror would realize there is no fucking God because if there was a fucking God, he wouldn’t turn anyone into her….not even the worst fucking person out there deserves to be a half retarded redneck piece of trash who looks like something greasy, fat and drying willing to fuck anyone just to feel loved if just for a minute….

After deciphering her poverty accent, I was suprised to realize she was upset a teacher exposed her kids by explaining sex and in turn stealing their innocence…because she looks like the kind of pussy who would bed anything she could as often as she could, explaining her pregnancy she held onto for dear life, and in turn the baby she coddles cuz no cock is desperate enough to have proof that he fucked this thing follow him around for life….but then again, there is always immaculate conception…Maybe there is a god!!

The funniest shit in all this is that she thinks raising her kid in the church, hiding the real life sex issues and sheltering her trash is gonna make her daughter defy statistics that state redneck pussy gets knocked up the first time at 14 and has a family of 3 by 18. Idiots.

Either way, the story made for good lead in to the MJ story…

Posted in:Michael Jackson|Pedophile

2010

26

Jan

Katy Perry and Tits Go to an Event of the Day

Girls usually like to hang with other girls who are uglier than they are so that they get all the male attention and don’t have to deal with jealousy, as they can always look at their circle and say “At least I’m not her” or “At least I am skinner than her”, and I guess Katy Perry is just like all other girls cuz here she is with her ugly friend. I usually call these girls that Fat Managers, because they usually get in the way of me fucking the hot one when I meet them at bars, because it always happens to be the day the fat one decides she wants attention and since the hot one wants nothing to do with me, the fat one usually gets what she wants, not that it matters….I take what I can get and apparently so does Russell Brand, despite being a total useless bullshit homo cunt, he could do a hell of a lot better than Katy Perry with some groupie pussy, since I seem to be the only person who hates him and his bullshit, but I guess their union brings us hope…hope that the plane will crash, the house will burn down, the car will drive off the road and into oncoming traffic, because if they are always together, tragedy can kill two birds with one stone..

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Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Tits

2010

26

Jan

Sophie Monk’s Nipples Cry for Attention of the Day

Sophie Monk is filming a pilot called “Bigger Than Paris”. I assume she’s talking about her pussy because last time I checked, her Good Charlotte boyfriend left her for Paris Hilton and I’ve never heard about of a man dumping a woman or leaving a woman for someone with a bigger pussy.

I guess this is Sophie Monk’s passive aggressive away for getting back at Paris for giving her herpes indirectly and more importantly stealing her meal ticket fiance who she used to try to make it in the American market….

It’s clearly a joke or a desperate attempt for attention that will obviously fail but failure is something she’s gotta be used to by now….and I guess that, coupled with the herpes is what makes Sophie Monk and I soul mates,

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Posted in:Sophie Monk|Work

2010

26

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Body in her Bikini Top of the Day

It doesn’t really make any fucking sense to me that a woman who just had a kid looks like this. I know I’ve gone over this at least 10 times but life is repetitive and apparently so am I. I figure she really just couldn’t afford to let herself go after pregnany like all the other North American lazy mothers, because bitch sold her soul to the Victoria’s Secret devil and contractually she has to get back into fighting form, or they won’t release her family they’ve held captive all these years she’s been working to get them back, a risk she wasn’t willing to take because she was loose in the hips and let a dude cum in her and make her debate abortion versus her catholic upbringing.

We’re so use to our bitches getting sloppy and fat after pregnancy, that we’ve just pretty much accepted our fate, especially since we’re overtaken by depression of the fact that we’re now fathers, and our fun is over, so it is just amazing to see Ambrosio and gives us hope that our women take the same commitment after we show them these pictures and make sure she understands that we know she’s a fucking lazy slob making excuses and that bouncing back is possible and that the pact her and her other pregnant friends who gave up on being hot after 9 months of bitching and complaining made, is busted and has no validity…..making women hate this bitch and makes me love the bitch, even though I have no idea what condition her pussy is in, or how much plaster, papier mache and paste has been used to make it look like it is in one piece while wearing a bikini….

That said, here are the pics….

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini Top|Hot

2010

26

Jan

Miranda Kerr in her Bikini Like It’s Her Job of the Day

Miranda Kerr is still getting paid to be on your dream vacation that you will never go on because any extra money you have you insist on putting into your piece of shit pick-up truck, or repairing your second hand real doll, or into a new more powerful computer to use for your role playing games that have replaced any hope for a social life you may have, or maybe it you’re an outgoing virgin loser, you’re spending your money on collector items like action figures, comic books and DVDs, or maybe just maybe you’re cool enough to spend you money on hard drugs, hard liquor and hard-faced women….and she’s doing it in a bikini…and she’s lookin’ pretty fucking okay according to me…but I’m probably not the best judge of these things since I raped a woman’s sock I found in the park….here are the pics…

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Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot