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2010

28

Jan

Kate Moss has Model Genes of the Day

Kate Moss has this thing going for her that I can only really explain as model genes, because no matter how many cocks she’s swallowed in her big fat pussy, no matter how many herpes outbreaks she’s had that have gone untreated only to scab and scar her pussy up, no matter how many other STDs she’s had along the way thanks to fucking the dirtiest needle sharing rockstars, no matter how many genital warts have gone undetected due to neglect that have turned into pre-cancerous cells and no matter how many showers she’s skipped in a row making her pussy smell like a sewage pipe…she’s still Kate Moss and she’s still fucking hot….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Moss|Model

2010

28

Jan

Necro’s New Video of the DAy

I just woke up – It’s got something to do with drinking until 7 in the morning and not really worrying about my website that steals my fucking soul…So watch this to distract yourself while I slowly crawl out of the death that I’m feeling….

It’s Necro’s new video. I’ve been listening to Necro since the late 90s. So make this guy the next Drake, because he’s blacker and harder than Drake will every be. Before he took speech lessons on how to sound black, because before he met Lil Wayne the only black dude he met was when he’d cross the street to avoid them…clenching his purse and shit like the white Jewish woman he is….at least Necro touches on the real issues in life.

Posted in:Necro|Video

2010

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My friend has a yeast infection in his mouth because he is HIV positive. I suggest you don’t tongue kiss him if you run into him…just a heads up. I decided to take a break from Twitter because it’s gone mainstream and I’m staying underground…but really my presence on Twitter was far from mainstream…so I guess I still was underground…not that I don’t want to go mainstream…but I do wish I hadn’t programmed myself to think in 130 characters or less – it’s fucking me up in bars when I’m trying to communicate with willing old drunk lady pussy…which is where I”m heading now but before I go I’d apologize for writing useless shit about myself because it’s boring and I hate when people say that shit so here are my stepLINKS…..

Sophie Monk and Her Big Fuckign Vagina…
GO

Bar Refaeli in a Hot Photoshoot….
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Hayden Doesn’t Air Her Panties and Her Dress Isn’t See Thru….
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Because Pulling On Out is the Only Thing That Will Help You Get Through The Week. Trust Me, I Know From Experience
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The Dancing Filipino Prisoners Are BACK!
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What’s Older Than a Cougar But Younger Then a Geriatric?
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Hmm So David Copperfield Isn’t a Rapist Afterall. Whoops!
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So THAT’S What Happens When You Fall Into a Black Hole – VIDEO
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5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows
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UK Big Brother Chantelle Houghton Panty Upskirt
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I Don’t Care If I’m Going to Hell, Seeing Gary Coleman Get Pushed Around in a Wheel Chair Makes Me Laugh My Ass Off
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Three Times the Slut
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If Autotrader was Honest
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Where the Fuck Has Pharell Williams Been Anyways?
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J-WOWW from Jersery Shore is a Dirty Slut and I Love It
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If I Was Dennis Hopper I’d Probably Wanna Kill His Wife Too
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Looking at Dita Von Tease Doesn’t Make Me Want to Puke Lately. I Guess That’s a Good Thing
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Despite Her Bug Eyes, I Kind of Have a Thing For Amanda Seyfried
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Lingerie Show Anyone
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Personally I’d Like to See a Little More of Neve Campbell
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Now HERE’S an Apple Product I Can Get Into
(Yes, This Has Tits)
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Charlie Sheen’s Wife Has Some S’plainin to Do
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Roid Rage! – VIDEO
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It Was For Her Boyfriends Eyes Only, Oops
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Marcy Has Some Alone Time
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Love Some Random Photos
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Why Hello Rachel Stevens
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Candids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Take Your Pick
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Helloooooo Danni!
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Some Hot Slut From the Sugarbabes and Her Bikini Throwback
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Brooke Takes Off Her Lingerie
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Polina and Antonina Get It On
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How About Some Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni
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This Brad Pitt/Angelina Shit is Getting Out of Hand This Week
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I Guess Lindsay Lohan Has Nothing Better to Do But Be Topless
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Mini Daddy, Mini Hoes – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Can’t Trust Facebook
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Miss USA, Miss Universe And Miss Teen USA Get Down In NYC
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I’m Liking Nicole Rochie With Her Dark Hair Except for the Fact that She’s a Useless Fucking Cunt Who Hates Me More Than I Hate Her…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

27

Jan

Lily Allen Shows Off Her Thick Legs at the Tennis Game of the Day

I wonder what goes through Lily Allen’s mind when she puts on a pair of shorts. Is she just a typical hipster who takes pride in not showering, having a huge bush and wearing dirty clothes, or is she legitimately just a lazy fucking pig. I mean there really is no way to tell because none of us know her and I guess who really cares why her legs are they way they are, the fact of the matter is that they are the way they are.

It’s like my wife is fucking pig too, only we try to keep her as covered up as possible, because it is humilating when the bathing shit or dress that shows off her fat ankles come out, so I can relate to whoever is fucking Lily Allen, except in their case she has a lot of money and celebrity and other perks to make fucking her fat ass a lot more acceptable than me, but that makes her public display of disgusting even more unacceptable…

Maybe that’s why she got covered up in the blanket while watching bitches being physical while she just sat there with her fat hanging over the sites of the stadium chairs….and really who cares. Lily Allen is fucking over anyway…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Legs|Lily Allen

2010

27

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Takes my Advice to Heart of the Day

I just posted about how fat and lazy Doutzen Kroes is and how she needs to hang with Precious to look skinny and hot like a model is supposed to look, and I guess she took my advice to heart, cuz here she is doing a workout between takes at the Victoria’s Secret photoshoot…at least I like to think I have that kind of impact, when really no one knows I exist, but here she is working out to remind you that it is never too late to change your life around….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Fat

2010

27

Jan

The Saturdays are a Pop Band I Want to Fuck of the Day

The Saturdays are a reminder that the UK, despite being a bunch of chimney sweepers are more evolved than us, which really makes sense because they are the reason America exists. It’s like America is the UK’s afterbirth, where all their unwanted trash from the UK came to set up shop a few hundreds years ago only to develop hick accents, fast food, and turn their classy, refined way into a trailer park housing project……because they are a pop band that is actually hot, the way it is supposed to be, unlike America that manages to give every ugly tranny lookn girl a fucking record deal…So here are the Saturdays to remind you that you are second rate USA….and to help you grasp why the UK looks down on you like the embarrassment you are…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Pop Band|See Through|The Saturdays

2010

27

Jan

The Venus William Brown Underwear Pictures of the Day

I was always a fan of brown underwear for obvious reasons that include me not owning a washing machine and finding the time to go to the laundromat annoying, especially when I have to use my hard earned stolen money on the shit, as well as me not really being the kind of guy who always has toilet paper or a shower close by and my health isn’t the strongest where sometimes my ass spits out random things I assume is shit but looks more like brown phlegm…not that you care….

Venus Williams on the otherhand likes brown underwear because it matches her skin color and makes her look like she’s mooning the classy tennis spectators because as the only black girl in tennis, she’s got a responsibility to keep things gutter like the Housing Projects…

I may not like her fat ass, but I like what she’s doing here, it makes tennis funny again, somethign its been missing since Agassi’s hair….and I know I posted the video of this last week and that it is old news…but I prefer it in picture…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Brown|Underwear|Venus WIlliams

2010

27

Jan

Girl Fight I Can’t Jerk Off To of th Day

If you care about girl fights like I do, then you know that they can usually get fucking hot. A bitch on another bitch beating the fuck out of each other, clothes being ripped off, sometimes in a vat of Jell-O or Mud and the whole thing makes for a lot of fun, but here is a video of Pink performing her song Stupid Girl and she does the Beyonce dance because it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Beyonce is full of fucking shit, and I guess Pink getting this message out to the dumb cunts who listen to pop music is a good service, but I think she should just stick to humps the stage like she does at the end of the video, it’s a little more interesting than her bullshit message she’s trying to get across, and I fucking hope none of you actually care about this, because that would concern me.

Posted in:Beyonce|Dis|Pink

2010

27

Jan

Amber Rose Wearing a See Through Condom Dress of the Day

I wouldn’t take gold digger Amber Rose for the kind of whore who uses condoms. I would assume she was more into getting knocked the fuck up and set for life with whatever rapper she happens to be getting fucked by, but I guess since Kanye is gay and just using her aas his front, she’s wearing this shit so that she doesn’t get Aids..you know cuz it is the Gay Disease….and lucky for you it’s kinda see through…because I guess not pretending to be fucking a dude isn’t quite enough male attention for a whore…even if Kanye made her shave her head for his a needy mommy issues high maintenance ass who needs to feel like he’s rubbin a manly head while falling asleep…probably cuz he never had a dad….

That said, here are this fat ,fucks her dude up the ass with household objects in exchange for designer clothes and luxury hotel nipples if you look close enough….not that you care….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amber Rose|Condom|Nipples|See Through

2010

27

Jan

Katy Perry Does the Lady Gaga During the Day of the Day

Katy Perry should always put more effort on her tits than on her ass because her tits are decent to look at and her ass is average at best which is more than we can say for her face…but still not quite good enough to not wear pants….

So here she is doing the Lady Gaga, rockin’ the leotard in public, only she’s decided to add some lace leggings like an Asian Rub and Tug employee, that I may not understand, but trashy hookers everywhere do. In her defense, I know trying to keep up with Lady Gaga is a challenge that haunts her. It is always hard on your self esteem when people who start up something after you become far more famous than you, especially when there was a month period you were equally relevant before bitch blew you out of the water….but copying her moves isn’t the fuckin answer and celebrating the fact that you even got famous in the first place should be enough reason to give up…please give up…

I remember a time a few years ago when leotards drove me bananas and now I’m bored of the shit, ugly popstars ruined the shit, but I’m sure some of you aren’t so here are the pics….If you look close enough you can see the pussy shaped like an empty ballsack that homo Russell Brand does Puppetry of the Penis with….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lady Gaga|Leggings|Leotard|Popstar