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2010

26

Jan

Heidi Klum Sex Doll I Wanna Fuck of the Day

Now Seal is officially not the only one allowed to use Heidi Klum as a sex doll he can knock up whenever the fuck he wants….but so can the janitor at the wax museum that just introduced this hot body wax figure of the model. See as long as the security cameras aren’t on, motherfucker can easily hike up that skirt, and drill a fuck hole in her backside and have his way with her, dropping his load inside her and no one will ever fuckin’ no, and that’s sure as hell a lot more fun than dealing with ego while dusting the Diddy Wax Figure …..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Wax Figure

2010

26

Jan

Michelle Trachtenberg Does Complex of the Day

You pervert virgin losers who used to masturbate to Michelle Trachtenberg back when she was on Buffy, because for some reason, Buffy really appealed to perver virgin losers, who were some of the most committed fans any TV show has ever seen, so committed that they still email me asking me to post more bullshit on the bitches from that show, and I guess I shouldn’t hate on it, since I never saw the shit, maybe it really was a life changing, revolutionary show and the people who tattooed the shit on their dicks, or who stapled pictures of Trachtenberg to their pillows, should be happy…..She just did a hot photoshoot for Complex, remember hot is a relative term, and despite her ignoring me on the internet all these years I’ve reached out to her because I thought her career was dead, but apparently she’s on Gossip Girl. I don’t consider her a friend, or really all that relevant but I know that you consider her your wife of 10 years (or however long the show has been off the air) and mother of your imaginary child (because that’s what happens when you get imaginary married) and you haven’t met her yet. I guess that’s part of her appeal….

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Posted in:Complex|Michelle Trachtenberg

2010

26

Jan

Christian Show Gets Pranked Fresh Prince Style of the Day

Some dude pranks these crazy Christian shows by emailing in the Fresh Prince of Bell Air theme song or story and the bitch reads it because part of being a crazy Christian is being totally fucking ignorant. I don’t understand how these shows are even allowed on TV in any country….I get that people are religious, but keep that shit in your basement, next to your fetish gear and strap on dildos, you hypocritical pieces of shit. Stop polluting our youth with your lies….and remember that Christians are the ones raping little boys the most all while preaching the “Lord’s” gospel to your face. Serious fucking bullshit.

I think these Christian fundamentalists are just money making con artists preying on the weak and insecure and making millions doing it. Evangelists have and always will be scam artists who while telling us we are the devil porn peddlers, are making the handicapped girl in their congregation fist their assholes because they know she can’t tell anyone cuz she’s a retard.

Either way, good fucking prank, I laughed and you probably already saw it. I am slow to the game….

Posted in:Christian Show|Fresh Prince|Prank

2010

26

Jan

Booty Dance to Start the Day of the Day

I just woke up and figured I need a little fuckin’ inspiration to get my blood flowing without actually getting my blood flowing I don’t like moving, I’m a drinker and don’t remember the last time I woke up feeling like I wasn’t going to have a heart attack or throw up all over my wife, who for the record is not the bitch in the video, but I wish it was, if my wife had moves like this , I’d actually enjoy sticking my dick in her, it’d be more like an amusement park ride than a inanimate bouncy castle…it’s like my wife is the discount version of this and discount versions of pretty shitty things is the story of my life…. Enjoy….

Posted in:Booty Dance

2010

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It was a big day for me. I was watching the local news and they were doing a report on obesity and heart disease and sure enough the stock footage was of me and my wife walking out of McDonalds with a bag of fucking food. It was a real fucking accomplishment that inspires me to officially kill myself, instead of my previous approach which was to slowly kill myself through food, smoking, drinking and inactivity. Thanks evening news for using me to inspire thousands of people, while making me suicidal. I guess it’s the whole sacrifice one for the benefit of many and the reality is that I don’t give a fuck, I just pretended I did to be dramatic, I think it’s nice to be celebrated for the one thing I’ve accomplished, even if that one thing is gettin’ fat and unhealthy….

Here are my stepLINKS….


Tanlines and Bikini Waxes
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Pam Anderson is Diseased and Pathetic What Can’t this Bitch Do….I mean other than donate blood….
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When Pole Dancing Is Done Right, It’s Impressive but guarantees an expensive lap dance, I prefer the gutter shit….
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Conan Goes Out With Style if You Haven’t Seen it Yet….
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The Hottest Born Again Virgins
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Lindsey Strutt 32F Boobs
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Hot LA Tits
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Ping Pong Kitty – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Simpson is Getting Fatter by the Day…Again
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Some Celebrity Facebook Status Updates
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And More Facebook FAIL
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Fuck P.Diddy and His Spoiled Son’s Birthday
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LIL’ KIM’S FACE
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Lebron James is Rappin
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Olivia Wilde is Lookin’ Good in Italian GQ
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Dita Von Tease Wearing Something Stupid Yet Again
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I Love Kate Beckinsale, Even When She is Dressed Like a Slob
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Amber Rose, WTF Are You Wearing?
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LOL CAT of the Day
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Random Slut Photos
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How To: Get KO’ed by a Drunk Chick
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Pam Anderson is Fucking Pathetic
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German Slut Likes the Taste of Her Own Pussy
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Lynn Love Likes to Go Down
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Doutzen Kroes – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie 2010 Photoshoot
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How NOT to Cut Down a Tree – VIDEO
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Sophie Howard is Topless in Fishnets
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Sexy Stripper in Black and White
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Tasty Late Night Film
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I’m Actually Lookin Forward to the Runaways Movie
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Meet Laura Lion
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American Idol Contestant Taken Away in Hand Cuffs – VIDEO
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Natalia at the Beach
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Anna Lynn McCord is See Through
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They Should Have SHown More of Rachel McAdams Tits in This Article About Her Hair
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Rosie Huntington is The Sexiest Slut in Australia
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Feed That Tiger – VIDEO
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Fuck Farmville – VIDEO
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Some Sluts From the SAG Awards
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

Jan

Are These Pictures of a Topless Donatella Versace of the Day

Someone emailed these into me and I’m not sure if they are of a tan addicted, plastic surgery piece of shit ex stripper, or if shit is Donatella Versace like they are advertised….I don’t know when they were taken or how old they are. I just know that there comes a point when the fake hair, fake tits, fake face, and horrible skin color kinda spills over and makes these pig women all look the same, whether they are ex strippers, pornstars, Jewish grandmothers in Florida, victims of hollywood or rich and famous luxury brand designers…..What do you think?


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Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Donatella Versace|Topless

2010

25

Jan

Bitches in a Bikini at the Boat Show of the Day

Even the New York boat show knows how to make an event better by hiring a bunch of girls to strip down into bikinis. They took something so fucking tedious and turned it into something you can jerk off to. I’ve been to car shows before and have wanted to shoot myself in the face amongst immigrants and fat trash in Jack Daniels shirts checkin out the new truck they could never afford….this looks like a better time.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Boat Show

2010

25

Jan

Fergie’s Dumpy Ass and Rihanna’s Shitty See Through for the NRJ Awards of the Day

The NRJ Awards happened this past weekend and nobody cared because no one has ever heard of the NRJ Awards. They are some French bullshit and they managed to recruit Rihanna and Fergie to the event…who I guess thought they had to dress sexy because they were in fashionable France…I don’t know whether they actually won an award at the event, both it is safe to say both definitely won for being washed up sluts the public finally realizes were never hot now that the media has stopped raping us up the ass with their bullshit images trying to hang on as hard as they can….I seriously can’t figure out what happend to Fergie’s face but I think it’s safe to say “Burn victim”…..

Here’s Rihanna doin the doily…..I can only assume her mother in Barbados made this out of shit she stole from the hotel she worked at….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fergie|NRJ Awards|Rihanna|See Thru

2010

25

Jan

Kirsten Dunst Brought Her Teeth Out of Hiding of the Day

It looks like Kirsten Dunst decided to make an appearance. I can’t tell if she bothered taking a shower since that’s not really her style, because I am struggling to remember who she is. I just know that I used to jerk off to her before she turned into a greasy, disgusting mess of a woman. I liked that she was young almost as much as I liked her big tits on her small frame, but that was before realizing that big tits on a small frame weren’t quite enough to keep my fantasies alive and by the time she was pussy that falls off and starts drinking heavy into the gutter, something I fucking love, I already forgot who she was….and here are her teeth in action for real old times….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Teeth

2010

25

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep, Ashley Tisdale’s definitely still ugly, only today she decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of over-sized basketball shorts, the kind you’d see on a couple of white Jewish dudes at their driveway in the rich part of town…I don’t know what the fuck possessed me to do a post on this trash, she’s a fucking nobody, I guess it has to do with hoping it gets to her to remind her that she’s not the hot pussy she things she is. I also don’t know who possessed her to put these shorts on, like who told her it’d be a good idea, but I can only assume it was chanelled directly from her internal testicles, you know her high testosterone count. She’s useless and ugly and now she’s has reached her lowest in sex appeal, unless rich Jewish boys playing basketball in their driveway is porn to you….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly|Watch