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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Jan

Shauna Sand Does One More Push of the Day

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Shauna Sand did her sex tape many years too late. She should have done it well before her vagina was in the 26th stage of death….So I’m sure it wasn’t as much of a success for her because she did the proven sex tape science all fucking wrong….if you want to use a sex tape to revamp your career and make you money you have to be a girl who isn’t normally naked, or who hasn’t been naked for many years but guys still want to fuck you, like Pam Anderson did. A honeymoon sex tape when she was the Playboy chick we all jerked off to was genius….or you have to be someone young, semi-known who people are dying to see naked cuz they already see you at all the events and are curious like Paris and Kardashian sex tapes. It’s all pretty fucking basic…

Shauna Sand was not young, hot or someone people cared about. She was a Playboy model years ago who turned into a Hollywood joke cuz she’d walk to the streets like the stripper she was. She wasn’t someone anyone was jerking off to or wanted to watch fuck for any reason other than pure comedy.

So here she is posing with her DVD, since it’s all she’s done career-wise recently and I guess she’s excited about it, even if it was a serious ill-advised move…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sex Tape|Shauna Sand

2010

Jan

Jayde Nicole is Really Not That Hot in Fishnets of the Day

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I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person and she’s not as hot as any of the idiots feeding her ego think she is. Sure she did Playboy when she was 18 and all the other 18 year old girls were too busy in school and losing their virginities to get implants and take nude pics and that alone got her Playmate of the year, something I really don’t think takes all that much to have happen, especially when you’re not the conventional stripper trash with the Playboy tattoo, but more the whore Canadian who knows it’s an easy way to Hollywood.

So whoever it was who told her she was as hot as she thinks she is, was fucking wrong and the fact that she’s worked her way onto The Hills by using her cunt, after using her cunt to get her in a position to get on The Hills, is less impressive than a desperate dying Haitian girl turning to prostitution to get water after the earthquake… I find it lazy, boring and obvious….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly

2010

Jan

Mischa Barton…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

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I don’t really know what’s going on here. We’ve established bitch has given up on life without actually giving up on life and further proof wasn’t really needed to demonstrate how hurting she actually is but I just couldn’t help myself…I guess this is like a goodbye to all the masturbation material she has provided over the years, even though the only scene worth masturbating to over the years was the under the bed as the dead, puke covered girl who fucked with her dad enough to piss off her mom in the Sixth Sense….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lookin' Good Sweetheart|Mischa Barton|No Makeup|Scary

2010

Jan

Rihanna is Fuckin’ Done of the Day

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I get that Rihanna pulled that whole “My boyfriend beats me” bullshit to get some attention because she saw that a lot of more talented people were coming up around her. She pretty much knew she was on her way to being totally irrelevant and uninteresting, so she had to act smart and act fast. See when these fads peak for a few years and make a ton of money, they have a hard time accepting that they’ve peaked and that it is just down hill from here. They hang on as hard as they can, they even spend their own money, sacrifice their integrity hoping something sticks…but she just fucking sucks at singing, her sex appeal is pretty much dead to me, she has stupid clown hair and the fact that she calls the cops on her men when they get a little rough makes her a boring and a cry baby I want nothing to do with. I’m just hoping the rest of the world agrees cuz Rihanna is fuckin’ done.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Sucks

2010

Jan

Lady Gaga When She Was Just a Normal Ugly Whore of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Lady Gaga was a fucking scam from day one. I always knew she was just a girl working as an intern at a record company who wanted to be famous….so she did shitty MTV shows. Luckily for her, the label saw the hipster club kid homo crowd needed a mainstream icon to use. So they created her persona, her bullshit story, and capitalized on her insecurity to make her marketable., cuz no one gets famous doing the shit she does, there’s too much red tape and executives that would never buy into her and invest in her.

Every move she made was run by a board of old Jewish men and despite claim to being creative and creating all this, there is a total science behind her and her hit songs.

Unfortunately, even if her credibility is destroyed…it’s not going to stop her or her idiot loser fans cuz people seem to want to believe and like to believe because maybe it gives them hope or an icon in their follower lives.

Seriously, you gotta trust me cuz every Gaga type freak I’ve met at parties over the years has been too drugged out to ever have fame no matter how talented they are at singing, song writing, fashion design…..it takes millions of dollars to make someone famous and no one would put millions of dollars into the freakshow that Gaga is now or claims to have always been…it’s all a fucking lie…just ask New York city club kids from the last 5 years and they will confirm that this bitch was just a nobody who didn’t even go to their parties…who wasn’t in the art or music scene…she just popped out of no where playin make belief….

Hollywood and Entertainment Industry is all fucking lies and bullshit….seriously…

Yes – I know I linked this 2 weeks ago – I am a drunk and forgetful

Here are some pictures of Gaga the other day before her concert looking like total shit…even for Gaga who always looks like shit. I hope this fame thing eats her up and spits her up cuz she is garbage…..

Pics via Fame

2010

Jan

Maria Sharapova Half Ass Flash of the Day

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Tennis is the one sport I can handle watching because it is the televised sport closest to porn that I’ve found. I went into this yesterday and don’t think I have to really get into it again…just think grunts, panties, camel toe, sweat, grunts, faces of struggle and pain, ass, athleticism, heavy breathing, hard nipples and sometimes on women who don’t look like dudes. Some guys will always dig tennis playing pussy and I just happen to be one of them….

Posted in:Ass|flash|Maria Sharapova

2010

Jan

Stephanie Pratt Whoring Out in a Parking Lot of the Day

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You know what the world is missing….more Stephanie Pratt hanging out in parking lots to cocktease us into thinking that will one day be her profession now that The Hills have been replaced by Jersey Shore, MTV just doesn’t realize it yet. Seriously, these idiots are fucking done and I’m excited to replace writing about them, to paying them to rim my asshole for a bag of shitty coke, see I’ve always had a thing for ugly hookers because it makes the whole thing far more believable…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt|Whore

2010

Jan

Lady Gaga Fan Kicked Out of Concert of the Day

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One of Lady Gaga’s fan got kicked out of her concert and took it to the streets where he decided to stop traffic with his dick. He ended up getting arrested for what I guess he thought was a genius idea at the time because I can only assume being forced to listen to Lady Gaga perform would make me want to throw away my freedom and strip myself of my worldy possessions before jumping into traffic…next time let’s hope the authorites go after the real fucking pantsless criminal who brain washes the public with her bullshit memorable music…but unfortunately the public doesn’t see her as the threat I do…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:fan|flash|Lady Gaga

2010

Jan

Taylor Momsen Shows the World her Young Vagina of the Day

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Nothing quite says our society is in a good place like a 16 year old girl in a skirt short enough to show the world her underdeveloped cuz she’s only had her period for a year uterus.

It’s one of those things that is totally disconnected and backwards from the laws we are forced to live under, at least the laws most Americans have to live by, cuz 16 is legal where I am from, because they government realizes that 16 is totally equipped to fuck and in Taylor Momsen’s case, dressed to fuck.

Seriously, this outfit is the kind of shit strippers wore in the 90s. The shit hookers would wear to let you know they were hookers but all of a sudden teenage girls are wearing this shit invented to give dudes boners and the second we try to fuck the shit, or lure them to a park off myspace, we get arrested and in some cased humiliated on TV….

I don’t believe the whole “She’s dressed to get raped” argument, but seriously, if the law lets girls wear this shit, the law can’t make a motherfucker a sex offender for trying to fuck this shit, it just isn’t fair.

Not that Momsen is hot, she looks more like a cartoon character or some kind of muppet but when they are 16, most of the time their overall look doesn’t matter, cuz their tight teen bodies overpower their ugly faces….

But you get what I am saying….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Short Skirt|Taylor Momsen|Vagina

2010

Jan

Lily Allen’s Got Disgusting Sloppy Legs of the Day

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I may hate my life but not as bad as Lily Allen’s legs hate her. They are staging a revolt…or some kind of shit to overthrow her career cuz they’re ready to just sit around and eat chocolate…they are done with this singing bullshit…it’s like they are in Haiti and they are starting to rape and piledge cuz their desperation has put their humanity to the fucking test, only maybe her legs are the fucking earthquake killing the little sex appeal she may have had in a devastating rattle….

I don’t know what she was thinking when she decided to not wear pants in concert., but I’m assuming it was “Lady Gaga’s doing it, that means I have to do it”, without actually taking the time to look at her sloppy body in the mirror and remember how offensive that is to the average fucking person. I am sure there are sloppy cellulite fetishists out there, cuz there is a fetish for everything, but I doubt that’s gonna take your shitty bought career back to the top of the mainstream, because it’s vile.

Either way, here are the pics Lady Gaga is laughing at because she’s ugly and ugly girls always laugh at their rivals inadequacies…