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2009

22

Dec

Lindsay Lohan is Swimsuit Santa of the Day

I like to consider Lindsay Lohan a horrible friend of mine. Partially because we’re not friends, but also because she doesn’t answer me when I reach out to her. I figured that like so many other people, I could ride her name and become more popular and make more money than her, which isn’t saying much because I think she made a total of 200 dollars in 2009. I guess this Santa hat is a fucking lie and she’s really not generous at all, it’s just a fucking act or a cry for fucking attention, hoping to get noticed and have people remember her going into 2010, all in efforts of making a comeback and turning it all around, but I doubt that’s possible, she’s not talented enough, she fucked herself over and got all caught up in herself…so the only gift she brings with her this holiday spirit is not hope for a better tomorrow but instead a demanding spoiled cunt attitude abusive towards her friends who ride her coat tails, a whole lot of prescription pills and a solid strain of herpes…and Lindsay, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, despite you faking Newsweek in these pics, I’m still waiting for me xmas gift…..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|swimsuit

2009

22

Dec

Jessica Simpson and her Furry Coat of the Day

I wonder if Jessica Simpson maintains her pussy hair as well as she maintains her jacket. I figure as a recently fat chick, that means she’s going through some kind of depression, pretty much giving up on herself, partially because her sister is doing so well after living in her shadow for so long, partially because her career has gone to shit, partially because she can’t land a stable boyfriend to marry her and knock her up and partially because her dad’s insisted on using condoms now when he fucks her for fear that she hasn’t been taking her pill and knowing that she won’t buy the abortion line again cuz she is dying to be a mom and he can’t have that flipper baby be proof of where he dips his dick into what is his because he made it, but what society won’t allow him to use the way he wants to, even though he made it.

And…here’s a video of her fucking a candle with her ear, because she is an idiot and thinks it cleans our ear wax, which is disgusting, but also BULLSHIT and she’s doing it for a gay. It was posted on Twitter 2 days / 400,000 views ago…..in case you haven’t seen it….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Coat|Fur|Jessica Simpson|Pussy Hair

2009

22

Dec

Lea Michele Topless on Stage of the Day

Here is some bitch from Glee topless on stage, but instead of just strippin’ like the whore she is, she decided to pollute the only reason anyone cares about this performance by peppering it/tainting it with annoying, pretentious, bullshit acting and script. I hate actors, especially when they are stage actors, mainly because they think they are artists and anyone who thinks they are an artist annoys me, unless of course it is a con artist, or me pretending to be an artist to trick girls into letting me paint them nude (with my cum). If a bitch is gonna get naked on stage – she’s gotta realize she’s a fucking stripper whether she dresses like a school girl, or dances balet, or spits scripted crap….bitch needs to stop kidding herself….

That’s enough of that….watch the video…

Posted in:Lea Michele|Spring Awakening|Stage|Topless

2009

22

Dec

Another Kardashian Promoting Fat Shit cuz She’s Fat of th eDay

The best things in life are messy? I guess she came up with that when masturbating to her sloppy ass in sex video…or maybe the condition of her pussy after all the black cock has ravaged it…This cunt loves herself so much that it doesn’t matter what we think of her or not…so I dont know why I bother hating, I’ll just let the fat bitch make her healthy choice at the most vile fast food joint and pretend to believe it…like she pretends to care about her fans…despite selling Tweets for 10k a pop to advertisers…insanity…..I guess the Christmas miracle in all this is that people even give a fuck about this pig….I am talking to you…

HEre’s the bEhind the Scenes Shit…

Posted in:Carl's Jr|Kim Kardashinan

2009

21

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Christmas and I can’t afford to go on vacation, but I can afford to sexually harrass bitches at the fucking mall, which is almost good enough. I am drunk and ready to drink more and here I am posting these links for you, when I could be jerking in the bathroom at Christmas Parties….but who can be thinking about jerking off after Brittany Murphy’s death…oh right…I can…Motherfuckers….Happy fucking holidays….

Here are my stepLINKS….

This is Some Serious Ass
GO GO

LEAVE TATER TOT AND HIS HIPPY HAIR ALONE
GO

Because Christmas is Probably Lonely for a Loser Like You
GO

Model Jessica White Spreads Her Legs
GO

Tori Black is Making ME Think Impure Thoughts
GO

LOLCAT Video of the Day
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The Anna Nicole Smith Holiday Special
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Ahhh to Be Kate Hudson’s Tiny Dress
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25 Creepy Mall Santas
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Ever Thought Jessica Simpson Was Half Retarded?? Here’s the Proof – VIDEO
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Best Sex Toy Commercial EVER. EVERRRRRRR!
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Stripfilm of the Day – Oiled Up
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Kanye West is Going to Mary That Ex Stripper with the Big Ass
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Alyssa Milano’s Evolution: Jersey Shore
(This is Awesome)
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Dancing with the Stars Did Kelly Osbournes Body Good
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Hey!! Dickhead!! Yeah I’m Talking to You – PHOTO
GO

Holy Fuck, Andrew Dice Clay is Still Alive
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And That’s Why You Have to Be Careful When You’re Drunk
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Brandy Says Merry Christmas
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s a One Way Trip – VIDEO
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Amateur Slut Makes Video For Her BF
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Some Blonde Pussy Eating Lesbians
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Denise Milani is Lookin Good
GO

Something’s Gotta Break the Fall
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Aya Kiguchi is the Type of Asian Girl I Love. Mainly Because She is Half Naked
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Natasha Poly is Nude
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Carrie V is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Makenzie and Her Knee Socks
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Yeah I Would Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Sasha Has a Carmen Elektra Thing Going On
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Tiffany Brookes and Her Black Bikini
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Who Doesn’t Love a Gymnast
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Some Lady Caca Shots from Her Shoot with David LaChappelle
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A Harry Potter Spoof, Just For Fun
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Looks Like Brittany Murphy Took the Heath Ledger Way Out
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The 13 Sweetest Nerf Toys of All-Time
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Gotta Love a Naked College Hottie
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Classic: Burger King Christmas Carol
GO

I Guess She’s Not a Street Walker, But Technically Speaking….
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BAR REFAELI IS THE ULTIMATE BABE
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Lesbian French Kiss
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Dec

Rihanna Flashing Some Tit for a Pre-Recorded New Years Show of the Day

I don’t know what kind of tape or harnesses are jackin’ Rihanna’s tits up, but whatever it is, it is a hell of a lot better than her electrical tape on her shirt in her most recent video, and whatever it is, it is doing a good fucking job, because I haven’t seen cleavage like this shince the strip club 2 nights ago, that wasn’t that exciting and only ended in one fight with one of the whores, who asked me for a dance last. I am talking doing the rounds of the whole bar, including 5 dudes I was with at least twice before lowering her standards, accepting her rejection and lowering herself to ask me to grab her tits with money, only for me to reject her for not having asked me first, since I get that she’s a whore, but really like to be made to feel special, especially since I’m paying the cunt. Needless to say, I got kicked out, something I hope happens to Rihanna when immigration comes knockin’…that way we won’t have her shoved down our fucking throats everywhere we go….and here she is doing a pre-recorded NYE party, because not everything you see on TV is authentic…smoke and fucking mirrors….motherfucker….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|New Years Eve|Rihanna|Tits

2009

21

Dec

Katherine McPhee and Her Bra of the Day

I think the whole idea of getting excited about a girl in a see thru shirt is pretty childish, or virginal, especially when the bitch has a fucking bra on. Seriously, I don’t even think I got hard for this shit when I was 14 and over the years I’ve determined I’m not a fucking homo, but we live in a generation where the bra is pretty much the equvalent to a fucking shirt, so I’ve got nothing to say about these pictures of this American Idol contestant, other than that she looks like serious fucking shit, and for the virgin losers who accidentally land on this site, here she is in a see thru shirt for you to jerk off to, cuz bra’s are like fucking porn to you or some shit…


Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Katherine McPhee|See Thru

2009

21

Dec

Audrina Showing Off Her Legs in a Short Skirt of the Day

It is kinda depressing that talented people are the ones who get torn up on the inside and turn to alcoholism and addiction, while garbage like this vapid cunt, think they are living the high road and are too moronic to ever be deperessed or bothered or realzie they are a fucking joke of a person, leading to a long life of minimal accomplishment and lots of money cuz they got to be on TV, while girls like Brittany Murphy, who are actually decent at what they do and actually have an IMDB not worth laughing at, die because of their inner demons. Someone needs to help this idiot realize how irrelevant she is so that one day, she gets torn up on the inside enough to end her life, but I have a feeling she’s too stupid for sadness and will always just coast thru life in this bubble of joy and the whole thing reminds me again that life is unfair.

Here are her legs….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Leg|Short Skirt

2009

21

Dec

Elisabetta Gregoraci and Flavio Briatore on Vaction of the Day

I am tired of not giving bitches the benefit of the doubt. You see instinctively when I saw these pictures of Elisabetta Gergoraci and her much older, fatter, less attractive than her husband, I wanted to laugh about how her pussy won the lottery for her and how his hard work and money won the lottery for him. I like laughing at bitches who are so obviously involved with a motherfucker out of laziness and because it serves their needs and lifestyle they think they deserve because their dad’s called them princess as they were growing up or some shit, but then I thought that everyone gets with someone out of personal gain, and stability and security really isn’t something we should call a girl a whore about, sure she’s hotter than him and he’s got more money than she could ever dream of, and if you ask me that’s a match made in fuckin’ heaven cuz they both know where each other stand. So let this inspire you to get off your ass and start your hustle, because hot pussy comes to those with big bank accounts…True story….and really who gives a fuck about Flavio Briatore, it’s not like he’s even fucking relevant in our lives in any fucking way….but I’ll post it anyway….cuz that’s how lazy I am.

Bonus – Here’s an EXCLUSIVE picture the paparazzi caught of Tiger Woods makin’ a move on this girl cuz he’s got a thing for wallet fuckers….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Elisabetta Gregoraci|Flavio Briatore|Vacation

2009

21

Dec

Tamara Mellon in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s multimillionaire named Tamara Mellon. She’s a shoe icon known as the brain behind Jimmy Choo, which is one of the big shoe designers to the stars, and if you’re wondering why I know this shit, it’s from hanging out in the mall shoe stores listening to bitches talk as they try on their pumps, barefoot and sometimes in short skirt forcing me to hit up the thrift store or Salvation Army for some cheap pumps to jerk off all over cuz the urges are just too much to handle.

Either way, she runs the shit like she was a Jewish dude, but instead of her bitching out her staff and firing people for not showing up on time or whatever cunts in business trying to pretend they have dicks in business by overcompensating, she’s on the beach showing off her scabby tit, that I am guess is from an implant, but could be from having an overall sloppy body from spending too much time behind her desk making millions, and not enough time doin’ squats….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jimmy Choo|Tamara Mellon|Tamara Mellon. Jimmy Choo