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2010

13

Jan

Erin McNaught is Miss Australia 2006 in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this McNaught bitch is but her name reminds me of a group of frat guys hitting on a girl. You know, that whole Naught McNaughterson bullshit that seriously peisses me off whenever I hear it when I am Drunky McDrunkerson at college bars because of the driunk specials and I am surrounded by Cunty McCunterson’s cuz cheap drink specials usually brings out the trash, along with the socially awkward and the fucking lame, something that comes with the territory of being a hurtbag like me, but at least McNaught is wearing a white bikini – that shit has been historically a fetish of mine thanks to its ability to get wet and see thru….cuz I am a pervert who doesn’t get enough female attention….so if you are reading this and have a vagina you should really step up your game and stroke my hair and tell me how pretty I am….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Erin McNaught|Miss Australia 2006

2010

13

Jan

DeAnna Pappas in Some Staged Bullshit of the Day

Looks like this former Bachelorette’s televised love didn’t stick much longer than the length of the contract cuz here she is on the beach with her new “boyfriend” hoping the paparazzi remind the world she’s still around.

I guess this teaches us that if love can’t be found on a staged show where you make millions if you find “love”, seduced by legal contracts, cameras and storylines while fighting with 50 other contestents for it, love can’t be found at all…so we should just stick to whores…

I guess it also teaches us that reality shows give insignificant people a sense of puroose and a taste of celebrity cuz here she is in some staged bullshit on the beach. I guess she paid off the paparazzi to take bullshit pics of her and her new boyfriend.

If you’re wondering why I know it is staged, well firstly it is cuz she is on the paparazzi sites and even the paparazzi don’t remember who she is, I guess she is addicted to the cameras and the attention she once had once and has her publicist working on it overtime and secondly, even the most obnoxious horrible acting annoying motherfucker I want to punch in the face doesn’t make thee facial expressions…this shit is worse than the catalog to a 2 star hotel in Haiti.

But it looks like she took that new study that fat legs and ass make for a healthy pussy …..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beach|Bullshit|DeAnna Pappas|reality star

2010

13

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Dykes Out with Pussycat Antin of the Day

Kim Kardashian brought her fat ass to get her nails done because she’s got nothing better to do with her fat self, it’s not like she’s gotta be at the gym working out, and she can’t eat 24/7 and the downtime between snacks and meals sometimes gets pretty fucking lonely, and lucky for her Robyn Antin, someone as equally useless and equally as scary looking as her was there to touch, cuz donuts don’t have the same affect on our emotions as actual human touch and here are the pics.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dyke|Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian|Robyn Antin

2010

13

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep. She’s definitely still ugly. Sure she’s tried to get back to blonde proving that blondes don’t do it better, but that they are usually ugly brunettes who are trying to stand out from the other brunettes cuz they think being blonde is hotter and gets more attention, like they were Pam Anderson or some shit….She’s also decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of combat boots she got from some homeless lesbian who was planning a school shooting back in the 90s. I guess she killed herself and left Tisdale her boots as a memory of their erotic short lived lesbian love…I mean if Ashley Tisdale was actually that interesting and not a boring waste of fucking space…and the boots are just a bad choice and not the product of a highly erotic lesbian affair…snuffin’ out the little amount of hope I had for this pig of a girl….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2010

13

Jan

Katy Perry’s Shitty Ass in a Shitty Outfit of the Day

Russell Brand proposing to Katy Perry after dating for only a few months makes total sense to me, you know because he’s a fag and actually loves cock and she’s got the ass and the same taste in shoes someone with a cock. The only thing this waste of space twat has going for her is her tits and maybe the fact that she’s got HIV thanks to Russell Brand’s history of sharing needles, unfortunately for us though, he was just pretending to be a heroin addict for the book that made him famous in the UK that eventually made him famous here, it was satire which is code for bullshit, so unfortunately we’ll have to cross our fingers and hope a plane crashes into the multi-million dollar mansion they don’t deserve because they are hacks, but at least she’ looks like a clown, cuz every shitty kids party is more fun with a shitty clown….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Katy Perry|Leggings

2010

13

Jan

Hugh Jackman Gets Attacked by a Fat Black Girl of the Day

I am guessing Hugh Jackman wasn’t in Haiti, but it looks like he was dealing with a Caribbean Earthquake of his own and she looked fucking eager and ready to take him out like he was a school, hospital and all the shanties in the fucking town. Maybe I’m just overreacting, but when I see when some chubby chick coming at me, I get nervous, but it’s probably because my wife is fat and anytime she has this kind of conviction in her swagger, it usually means she wants to fuck…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Black|Hugh Jackman

2010

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey. What’s going on? Really? Cool. I guess…actually that’s kind of depressing, but not as depressing as going into my stepFORUM and one of the motherfuckers had no idea that this site is my site and tried to get me banned, I guess when you’re not even recognized on your site, it means you pretty much suck at life and apparently when you talk about forums, you also suck at getting bitches to drop their panties, cuz forum or internet talk is what I like to call a clit murderer even though your lack of sex appeal doesn’t so much kill their pussies but allows the shit die of natural causes…like this post…..

Time to watch how stupid American’s are on the last season of American Idol, where the British prove they are better than Americans by making stupid fucking money exploiting the US trash and handicapped people lookin for fame, all at my neighbor’s cuz I’ll watch anything for free booze……Good Times….


Some Serious Hip Hop Ass in Magazine
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Heidi Montag wants you to eat her panties off. For Jesus.
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Blake Lively Can’t Act for Shit, But At Least She Looks Alright
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Conan O’Brian Tells Bascially Tells NBC They Can Kiss Him Ass – Most Amazing Open Letter
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22 Pictures Of Kim Kardashian’s Sexy Fat Ass
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How Else You Gonna Get Your Dick Wet
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Coolest Guy Ever? You Decide
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The 20 Worst Tattoo Typos
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Porn Star Angel Cassidy Upskirt Flash
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I kinda Have a Thing to Rachel McAdams
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An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado
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The LT Slide Electric Glide
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Striptease of the Day
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Nastica is Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Christina Aguilera Rockin’ The Camel Toe
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Amanda Seyfried Naked, Kissing Julianne Moore In “Chloe” – VIDEO
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Victoria Beckham Looks Better When She is Dressed Down
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Yeah I’d Bang Jennifer Connelly
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Paris Hilton is So Washed Up Holy Fuck
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Girls of AEE 2010
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Trip and Strip from Columbia
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Ab Crunch Fail
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Innocent Teen Attacked by Two Lesbian MILFs
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Blonde Finger Fucks Her Own Pussy
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Jamie Gunns Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Love Random Photos
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Olivia Wilde is Hot
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Sarah Mutch Bikini
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Loreen in the Haystack
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I Love Random Photos
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Kylie Bisutti: Bikini Pics in Las Vegas
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Taryn’s Tits Are Huge
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Tatyana Weisenbarger in Silver
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Chixvids : Rhian Sugden, Louise Cliffe & Imogen Gray
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Lela Star Strips For Monkey Mag
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8 Month Old Arizona Boy Remains Missing, Mother Gave Him Away or Killed Him
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Channing Tatum Burned His Penis
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Lindsay Lohan P.I
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A weird fucking flickr account
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An even weirder flickr account
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Green Bitch Naked in a Dog Cage
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BONUS

This Slut Gives Insane Cybersex – I Don’t Know What’s She’s On but Get On It….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

12

Jan

Blake Lively in Esquire of the Day

This bitch has gone a long way from being born in a halfway house to a criminal mother, to starring in Fetish sex tapes to starring on a hit show about rich kids and now gracing the cover of Esquire magazine….I guess she gives us all hope that despite or past, or the fact that we were brought into this world as trash, we can still pull ourselves out of that and wear our underwear on magazine covers instead of having them bunched up in the corner of the stage we strip on, the hotel room floor we get paid to fuck in, or the movie set we just let guys jerk off on our feet on…..oh wait…Leighton Meester was the whore in training who defied all odds, Blake Lively is the other one, I guess I’m not too good at this blogging shit, who cares they are both the fucking same, here she is lookin Greasy as fuck in Esquire….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Esquire

2010

12

Jan

Freaky Sex Robot of the Day

Here’s something all you fucking virgins who can’t get real pussy are going to die for. This is the answer to where you can invest all the money you’ve saved by working all the time and having no social life to spend that money on. It’s a next level sex doll that even talks back to you when you hold its hand….you know that comforting touch you’re missing in your weird masturbation habits you’ve developed after all these years of practice and “steppin your game up” and the whole thing is fucking creepy as fuck, you might as well just get a job at the morgue at least those bitches are actually made of human parts….either way, you’re pathetic.

Posted in:Sex Robot

2010

12

Jan

Ashley Greene Goes to the Doctor of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashley Greene, or The Bitch Who Came Out of No Where and Everyone Seems to be Talking About, as I like to refer to her….and she’s going to the Doctor. I don’t know about you but when I see a girl going into or coming out of a Doctor’s office, I always wonder why she is in there. Could it be getting a routine check up, or does it have more to do with something disgusting and embarrassing that she needs sorted the fuck out. Maybe it’s a vaginal issue or infection, or an STD, maybe it’s got to do with her shitting and how irregular it is, or it could even be an aboriton, yeah it’s probably an abortion, I mean I guess that would explain the mom jeans….like a tribute to what could have been….you know something way more substantial than a lump of fleshy muck in the doctor’s vaccuum cleaner…..

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Doctor