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2009

20

Nov

Kate Hudson Isn’t Wearing a Bra of the Day

I don’t think I put this much effort into hard nipples or girls who didn’t wear bras when I was a horny teenager, but for some reason I do now. It is like I regressed or some shit. Maybe I’m Benjamin Button or some shit.

It just doesn’t make fucking sense to me that I sit here and crop and upload pictures of some useless celebrity who is only a celebrity because her mother and stepfather are celebrities and not because she has talent and not even because she has a hot round ass and despite all that I am feeding that celebrity and seemingly care about her and I am ashamed of the fact that. See, just doing a post on this makes me seem like I actually care about the shit, like it is a big deal for a girl to not wear a bra, especially with small tits, like I’ve never seen, sucked, fucked or cummed all over tits in my life, like some kind of virginal 40 year old pervert with so much pent up semen, I can cum myself just looking at anything breast/nipple or pussy-like, even though I’m not a virgin 40 year old, but I guess I am a pervert, but even as a pervert I wouldn’t perve out to Kate Hudson….so this is just another reason why this site humiliates me, and good thing for you, I have no shame, cuz now you get to celebrate these hard nipples.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Kate Hudson

2009

20

Nov

Amy Beth Hayes in THe Misfits Topless of the Day

Here is a sex scene from some British show that I’ve never heard of and didn’t bother looking up. It is starring some chick named Amy Beth Hayes and her very natural tits, which pretty much means floppy tits, but that is okay with me since I can’t stand implants and the whole thing is not all that arrousing but seeing a bitch laugh at a motherfucker’s cum face may be….
I don’t know why I bother writing these posts….

Posted in:Amy Beth Hayes|Topless

2009

20

Nov

Crazy Fucking Incest Story of the Day

I have heard a lot of weird stories about incest.

From two farm kids who were brother and sister and who went to my High School who would both brag about how they fucked each other on the regular when their parents went to bed. They would go on about how fucking convenient it is living together becuase there’s always someone to bang and in high school I guess that’s a big deal.

I have heard about an 18 year old who bang used to bang his 13 year old younger cousins in front of his other cousins in some kind of weird family reunion orgy.

I have seen incest porn, heard a lot of family family sex, family molestation, but I’ve never heard of the father killing the fuckin teenage molester by stripping them fucking naked and shooting them in the fucking head. Making this the weirdest incest story ever.

Posted in:Crazy|Fucking|News|sex offender|Story

2009

20

Nov

Eve’s Showing Off Her Stupid Paw Print Tattoo of the Day

You have no idea how many trashy fat blonde chicks I’ve seen with their tits busting out of their shirts with the same tattoo Eve introduced back when she was relevant. I’m not sure if they did it because it is a gutter thing, or if it was because they were trying to lure in black cock since it is the only kind of cock willing to fuck them because no other cock fits in their fat cunts, but I do know that it wasn’t hot at all and if they wanted to tattoo something hot on their tits, they’d tattoo my cum dripping off their chin and onto the shit….not that that would be hot…but I like leaving my mark, even on fat chicks, I just don’t like admitting it to myself or my friends….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Eve|Paw Print

2009

20

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Guests Slut It Up of the Day

Girls make me laugh because they are so fucking competitive and in that competitiveness they step up their game, especially when going to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because they know that they need to compete with the sluts on the runway to get noticed. So every year, without fail, the attendees show up wearing less clothes than usual, all in spirit of the event, and to try to get some of the male attention after every dude in the place walks out of the show with a boner, you know like a bottom feeder trying to make herself feel better about the fact that she wasn’t on stage. It’s all very funny to me and here are some pics of the people who slutted up to sit in the audience at the show…I don’t know who any of these bitches are and it really doesn’t matter…and I am sure there were more bitches dressed like sluts in attendence, I just didn’t bother looking cuz I think these prove my point well enough for my level of laziness….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Attendees|Fashion Show|Victoria's Secret

2009

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Face Looks Fuckign Weird of the Day

If you’re anything like me, you like sitting on benches outside of various stores in the mall until the staff kindly ask you to leave, or sometimes call security on you because you are creeping out the customers as you try to get them to invite you into the changing room, or chime in with suggestions of what panties you think they would look good in. Sometimes we hit up the bikini store, other times the underwear stores and every once in a while the shoe store. Sure, I’m not a foot fetishist or anything like that, but I do know that skirts and shoe testing means a lot of upskirt pussy flashes, so seeing Kardashian doing what I’ve seen so many girls do before reminds me that even the ugly ones are still worth lookin’ at because they’re better than lookin’ at nothing…. and here are the pics.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Face|Kim Kardashian|Weird

2009

20

Nov

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Here’s the Victoria’s Secret fashion show pictures. Now you don’t have to watch the shit when it hits TV, the reason we should boycot the televised version is simply because they are making way too much fucking money off this shit and they are doing it by putting half nude chicks in front of us and we bite because our lives are miserable….but remember if we put these motherfuckers out of business, these models will be out of work and all they know is how to get naked for money…which means good fucking things. I’m not punk rock and I’m not a hippie but I do say FUCK THE MAN because the MAN has fucked us by not letting these girls be the accessible immigrant prostitutes they were destined to be. It is our chance to fight back.

So Ambrosio, Ebanks, Kerr, Iman, Goulart, Barros, Heatherton, Kroes…not that their names matter since they all have one collective name and that name is “SLUT” were all working their panties off and here are the pics…

BONUS THAT MAY NOT BE A BONUS – FERGIE COPYING ALL THE POPSTARS AND ISN’T WEARING PANTS

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fashion Show|Pictures|Victoria's Secret

2009

20

Nov

Pirelli Calendar Launch Party of the Day

It seems weird to launch a topless calendar that has a reputation of being the only calendar worth having even in an era when calendars are obsolete without having topless chicks, but Terry Richardson was there because he shot the shit and he’s the leader in hipster photography that pretty much borders pornography but instead of seducing drunk hipster chicks to get naked in his loft after doing coke and drinking in a dive bar all night, he’s getting paid millions to take this shit of models looking like the slummy bitches he picks up in bars and does coke with all night. He is the reason for American Apparel ads because they ripped him off and I”m sure some of you jerk off to girls who look like they smell and have big bushes so you probably like him and let’s just hope his Pirelli shit is substantially less boring than their party.

Here are some pics of the Pirelli Calendar…….


Follow this link to see some of the Behind the Scenes Pics that were Released in June
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Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Launch Party|Models|Pirelli Canlendar|Terry Richardson

2009

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

OH MY GOD…NEW MOON PREMIERES TONIGHT…OH MY GOD.

Just joking. The only thing good about this shit is that it makes girls horny as fuck and I am hoping that there is a sex scene that teaches girls the importance of giving blowjobs to completion, or something equally amazing because I figure if there is anything in pop culture that can be used to manipulate the shit out of girls and teach them things they will emmulate, this is it.

It would be a great tragedy if the writers didn’t take the opportunity that was given to them with all power they have with this movie and use it for good.

I guess we’ll have to wait and see…..and I’ll be sitting in a van outside the theater dressed like a vampire to capitalize on the shit and get some pussy from one of the stupider girls who thinks this Twilight garbage is true to life and that I’m just an old, fat, mexican Robert Paterson or whatever his name is.

It’s on.


One of Wino’s Implants Exploded or Some Shit
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Fat Acceptance Raises Some Big Issues Which Sit Next To You on the Plane.
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Because It’s a Surefire Way to Make It to The Weekend Without Putting a Bullet In Your Head
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Donald Trump Has Big Plans For Carrie Prejean
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Scar-Jo And The 50 Hottest Video Whores Ever
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I’m Not Gonna Laugh Cause Last Time I Moved, I Couldn’t Afford a Truck Either
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I’m a Fan of Penny Cruz as It Is, But I Am DEF a Fan of Her Tits Getting Bigger
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The Best Muppet Babies Parody Ever
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Ali Bastian is Peeking At Her Own Boob Throwback
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Give It Up For Some Christian Rap Yo!
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Seriously, I Am Pretty Sure Kristen Stewart is a Lesbian
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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be
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Striptease of the Day
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Taser a 10 Year Old Girl, Get Suspended With Pay. God Bless America
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Keeley Hazell Got Naked For Peta But She Gets Naked All The Time So What’s The Big Deal?
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Bosworth
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Demi Moore Defends Her Body, Even If It Is 100 Years Old
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Lohan May Just Get an Acting Job….Playing Herself
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Kate Hudson Gallery
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Hunter is Wearing a See Through Top
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Boomerang Nails a Chick in the Head – VIDEO
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This People of Walmart Thing is Starting to Get Really Fucking Disgusting
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Big Boobed Cheerleader Masterbates in Public
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Hot Brunette Fucks For the First Time on Camera
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Murder By Spoon – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweethearts – A Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara is Lookin’ Fine, Mighty Fine Indeed
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Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd Topless
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And More Sophie Howard Solo
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Corin Shows Off For the Camera
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Blue Eyed Bikini Girl and Her Self Shot Slut Pics
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Laura Vandervoort is Definitely Lookin Bangable
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It’s a Barely Legal Lesbian Christmas
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Veronica Gives Us a Virtual Lapdance
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The Top 10 Things Men Hate About Women
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America’s Butt Ugliest Models
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Now THATS Product Placement
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Bridget Is Worth Taking a Look At
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Katy Perry is Wearing Spandex
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Mariah Carey is Such a Self Entitled Cunt
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Leighton Meester is Lookin’ Trashy
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Katy Perry’s Sloppy ASs Granny Pantyline and Tight Pants
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Heidi Klum is Lookin Hot
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THE GUACAMOLE I HAD FOR DINNER WAS TASTY, BUT THIS PUSSY LOOKS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

19

Nov

Anais Deroy Naked in Some Movie of the Day

I’m not sure what movie this is, but it looks ridiculously bad, except for the part where this no name, unsigned model from France gets out of the water totally naked. Her breasts are amazing, her body is amazing, making the whole fucking thing amazing, without having to sit thru all the bullshit that is this movie, not to mention her name is Anais and when your name is Anais you have no choice but to do anal and anal is the new vaginal. Teens are loving the shit and don’t even put up a fight like their 25 and older counterparts. Thank you internet and desensitizing of the youth and in turn breeding sluts!

Posted in:Anais Deroy|Naked|Nude