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2009

06

Oct

Russian Pole Dancing Competition Fall of the Day

Pole Dancers are trying to make Pole Dancing an Olympic sport, but not the kind of pole dancers I hate giving my hard earned money that I stole from my wife to, they are too busy with a drug addiction to worry about making a sport out of their careers, but they are throwing these competitions all over the world and shit is becoming popular, understandably, you know since it is more interesting that football or other pro sports, and this dancer did a seriously intense performance before the pole breaks because shit in communist Russia just isn’t built for whores, they are more into sending their whores to marry in North America.

Posted in:Pole Dancing Competition Fall

2009

06

Oct

Katy Perry and Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Katy Perry was at the Yves St Laurent fashion show taking in some tips on how to dress because she’s pretty much looked like a shitty clown throughout her short lived music career that I hope has very little life left in it, because I hate her, but for some reason you idiots get excited about her tits, despite the fact that all chicks have tits and her tits are no better than anyone’s tits, but for some reason we aren’t all bitter, negative pricks like me and look for the good in people, and I guess I have to agree that despite all the hatred I have for her, at least she’s got tits, see, even I can be positive sometimes too..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat Chick|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

06

Oct

Kate Moss and Her Hard Cokehead Nipples of the Day

Kate Moss and her cocaine addiction, rock star used up by all the groupie cock addiction is feeding my hard nipple in a button-up shirt addiction, while not feeding herself, because that would go against being a supermodel with an eating disorder, if you know what I mean…

I can’t explain why Kate Moss loves rockstars or why she loves coke or not eating, but I can explain that there’s something luxurious about the idea of a woman in a men’s shirt standing next to a window with the sun shining on her womanly form, as she sips a morning coffee cup after you fucked the shit out of her ass, treated her like the whore that she is and came all up in her asshole, unless it is with Kate Moss because she probably has herpes in which case instead of enjoying the moment of beauty, you’d be in the bathroom dipping your dick in rubbing alcohol while cursing yourself for having no self control….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipples

2009

06

Oct

Kelly Bensimon Disgusting Ripped Body of the Day

There is a time in every workout addict’s life when she’s gotta look in the mirror and realize that she’s gone too fucking far passed that lookin’ healthy and fit point and reached that “I wonder if she’s got a cock” point. Seriously, she’s boxy and ripped and anyone who fucks her would have to be a queer trying to climb the social ladder without actually having access to someone who can really get him where he wants to be, but figures since she’s on TV and has money she’s a good start, and the fact that she barely looks like a woman, makes it less hetero and it turns out my assumptions are right because in March of this year her boyfriend Nicholas Stefanov charged her for assault cuz she punched him in the face, something no straight guy would ever admit to the police for fear of being laughed out of the room.

Either way, here she is maintaining her testicles.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gross|Jogging|Kelly Bensimon

2009

06

Oct

Ashley Greene Bikini Pics Are Doin The Rounds of the Day

Ashley Greene is some bitch from Jacksonville Florida, or what I call the land of opportunity and if you’re a loser who is not a 13 year old girl but into the same things as 13 year old girls, you will know her from the Twilight movies….

Truth is that being into the same thing as 13 year old girls isn’t that bad of strategy to get laid. If you get into what 13 year olds are into now, it gives you something to talk about now, planting the seed and developing a bit of a friendship so that by the time they turn 18 they’ll be willing to sleep with you because you’ve been such a cool, involved, personable neighbor all these years…. but it may just end up getting you arrested, you know after your hormones get the best of you and decide you can’t wait the 5 years and need pussy now, forcing you to crawl in bed with her late at night when she’s having a slumber party in a tent she pitched in her backyard, or worse, pullin out your boner and jerking off while she’s practicing her dance routine for school in the park across the street, you sick fuck.

I don’t know if these pics are old or new, I just figured I’d post them cuz everyone else is and fitting in is something I always dream about….but never works out cuz all the bitches I get with have big pussies….or maybe I just have a small penis..

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Bikini

2009

06

Oct

Cheryl Tweedy Showin’ Off Her Gutter Tattoos of the Day

There’s nothing like bringing some seemingly clean, hot bodied girl you picked up drinking whiskey at the local cowboy bar, after striking up conversation with her about why someone so tight bodied would be in such a piece of shit place, with piece of shit men like yourself, who just want to fuck her ass like it was a piece of fuckin’ warm wet meat while treating her like a piece of fuckin’ shit, to the hourly rate motel down the street from the cowboy bar, where you strip her down in your dark hotel room, ravaging her, grabbing her, licking her and suckin her, sliding your hand up her thigh and feeling her well trimmed muff under some lacy panties before throwin’ her on the bed and licking her from the knee up her inner thigh on your way to that glorious pussy that felt so nice just moments earlier, but noticing this gutter tattoo before you get to your destination distracts you so much making you ask her where she got it risking ruining the moment and having her say “In Prison”, making you scared to ask why, but it reminds you that this bitch is someone you probably want to use a condom with because she’s been around enough to get arrested, making you realize prison tattoos strategically placed on the way to the pussy acts like a warning sign that this pussy may be tainted and for that, we thank Cheryl Tweedy for being so considerate, despite the cold hard truth that we will never get to really maximize it’s purpose since she’s not hanging in ghetto local cowboy bars, she’s all famous and luxurious and shit….but we can jerk off to pics of it.

Posted in:Cheryl Tweedy|Legs

2009

06

Oct

Julie Henderson is Russell Simmons’ Young and Probably Not So Fresh Vagina of the Day

It turns out that Russell Simmons is dating a model, I originally thought she was just some fit girl he was trying to seduce on the beach with his spiritual moves in efforts to not look like a socially awkward loser who relies on his extreme wealth and success to get pussy, the kind of guy who when told he looks familiar says that he gets that all the time because he looks and sounds like some kind of familiar muppet or cartoon character, but I guess that’s just my Russell Simmons fantasy and not the way it actually goes down because anyone with an adult lisp has no choice but to milk all the money he’s made by promising fresh white pussy he will make her the next supermodel because of his ties in the fashion world, and by fresh pussy, I mean as fresh as a pussy who has worked her way to Russell Simmon’s dick can possibly be, cuz you know he didn’t take her virginity, and that this is wallet fucking is a place she’s been before….just never this high profile….

Either way, here is her young body in a bikini….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Julie Henderson|Vagina

2009

06

Oct

Rihanna’s Bullshit Outfits Get Boring of the Day

I don’t know if I am down with the historical and cultural inaccuracy of these Rihanna pictures. You see, she’s just a poor girl from Barbados who is supposed to be wearing a hand me down dress made by her aunt out of soiled bed sheets she pulled out of the resort’s garbage and not ridiculous high fashion that costs more than her relatives make in a fucking year and the whole thing is pretty disgusting to me. She’s let the fame get to her head and has totally lost her soul and her roots and the longer and more disconnected she gets, the weirder and weirder her outfits get and I’m tired of the shit. I assume since she’s just a slave to a record label, because she’s from the islands and was more desperate to make it than American girls, they are on her to dress more outrageous to keep up with trash like Gaga, but maybe when she was laying in the sun in her bootleg baby phat in the 90s, this is the vision she had for herself, but I doubt it…and here she is in a titty squeezing shirt.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fashion|Rihanna

2009

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I pretty much slept most of the night, then drank the other part of the night ending up with horny elderly women line-dancing at a community center, I grabbed some ass, watched some tit jiggle to the country music, and the whole thing was far more pornographic than any of this celebrity shit, inspiring me to start livin a little more with the people who don’t have so much livin’ left in them, mainly cuz they don’t give a fuck about convention anymore and put out with little to no work, partially because 2 drinks puts them over the edge and because you can slip it in them without them realizing whether awake or asleep because their vaginas are so big and their memory so shitty and baking enough to buy 10 raffle tickets to win the fuckin’ pie, if you know what I mean…

Here are my links.

Kayden Kross is Wonder Woman…
GO GO

Levi Johnston is Cashing in on His Fame, and By Cashing In, I Mean They Gave Him $40 and a Six Pack
GO

Because There is No Way in Hell You Got Laid All Weekend
GO

Victoria Silvstedt is Masturbating on a Public Beach
GO

Sexy Latina Girl Gets Dirty For The Cameras
GO

GErman TV Dinosaur Fun!
GO

Some Kids Show Hosts With Some Very Dark Secrets
GO

Rhianna And Her See Through Dress
GO

Ashley Greene in Her Bikini Cuz She’s a Slut
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Can Someone Explain What is Happening is This Video, Because I Watched It Maybe 10 Times and Still Have No Clue
GO

When oh When Will Jessica Simpson Disappear? Here’s Hoping She Leaves Her Big Tits Behind
GO

For Fuck Sakes, So Apparently Kate Gosselin Can’t Pay Her Bills Now
GO

25 Hilarious Defaced Bills
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

I Don’t Know Who Katrina Bowden is, But Her Body is Slammin
GO

One of the Backstreet Boys Has Swine Flu, Here’s Hoping The Rest of them Get It And All Die
GO

Jessica Biel Needs to Put a Fucking Bag Over Her Head
GO

Here’s Lohan Working Hard, and By Working Hard, I Mean Drinking More than I Do
GO

This Seth Green Freaking Out Clip is Probably Fake, But Still Awesome
GO

Madonna and Lady GaGa on Saturday Night Live – VIDEO
GO

Nikalla is Lost in the Desert
GO

Came Slut Caught By Dad
GO

Sexy Brooke Gets Off in Public
GO

Charley Chase and the Fucking Machine
GO

Meet the Quinn Sisters
GO

Behold the Invisible Man
GO

Blanca Soto and Why Am I Not Trying to Find Her Phone Number Right This Second
GO

Sophie Monk Yellow Bikini
GO

Blondie Punk-ish Chick Poses for the Cam
GO

How About Some Daisy Marie?
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Taylor Momsen is a Jailbail Hot Mess
GO

Capri is Oh So Perfect
GO

Naked Chicks Groping Each Other on the Beach – VIDEO
GO

BEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER!!
GO

Andy Samberg is Awesome
GO

Pranking Fun with Real Dolls
GO

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
GO

Some Kanye West Damage Control
GO

108 Beautiful Brazilian Butts
GO

Take Your Pick Gentlemen….
GO

NOW THIS IS A SMOKIN’ HOT BODY!
GO

Lesbian Porn Pros
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

Oct

Katrina Bowden Still in a Bikini of the Day

The NBC execs are still trying to trick you into watching 30 Rock and it may or may not be working, because bitch is in these bikini pictures and although she doesn’t have very nice full lips or a bouncy booty I’d want to watch pop, she’s not fat and since that is so rare in America, that makes her good enough to get excited over and by excited over I mean she’s worth jerking off all over even if she’s not all that special or all that famous or successful and is just one step up from a nobody…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Katrina Bowden