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2009

23

Sep

Foxy Brown’s 10 Second Sex Tape of the Day

I just posted some Lil Kim bikini pictures and figure that I might as well throw up this possible Foxy Brown blowjob scene, not because I am a porn site, but because I am a news site….right…..Either way, there’s no way to really prove this is her, not because all black people look the same, stop thinking I am racist,, but because the quality is shit, some asshole covered her face with a caption for the fuckin’ blind and I’m calling bullshit, but I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t post it for you, not that I have a job, but we’re all allowed to pretend, especially the person who released this video.

Posted in:Foxy Brown|Sex Tape

2009

23

Sep

Lil Kim Fat Tits in a Bikini, I Think, of the Day

I can’t really figure this shit out, Lil Kim looks fucking disgusting and I know I some of you used to masturbate to the lyrics of her songs and now you can masturbate to pictures of her fat tits spilling out of a bikini top while the rest of her is covered, because like all good black women, she’s taken up eating biscuits instead of sucking hip hop cock for record deals. I guess everyone loses their drive at some point, I’ve been lucky enough to have never had one making my slow decent into the pits of hell a pretty easy transition, since there was no fall from any top….

Either way, here are pictures of the beaches in Miami lookin’ a hell of a lot more depressing than the one time I was down there and 6 jewish grandmothers decided to tan topless for the old country or some shit right in front of my face…but then again 6 topless grandmothers is always pretty fucking hot especially when they are Jewish cuz everyone knows Jewish girls are nice and busty….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Bikini|Lil Kim

2009

23

Sep

Shanna Moakler in a See Thru Shirt With Her Publicist of the Day

Shanna Moakler is walking around with a whore name Lizzie Grubman. Lizzie Grubman is a PR person. Meaning she spins celebrity stories and stages celebrity stunts all in efforts to keep the media talking about them, or doing damage control when they don’t want the media talking about them, which for a PR person is pretty much never. So it was only natural that this vile Playmate dressed for the fuckin’ occassion at the request of Grubman, because a see thru shirt means people will notice them, even though you’d think Grubman would want to pretend she doesn’t represent or interact with bottom feeding trash celebs in hopes of signing with actual celebs, but I guess it’s a recession after-all and she takes whatever she can get…especially when she looks like bottom feeding piece of trash whore….

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:See Thru|Shanna Moakler

2009

23

Sep

Rihanna’s Shirt May Be See Thru, I Just Don’t Have Good Enough Eyes of the Day

I can’t really tell if I actually see nipples in these pictures, I figured I’d post them cuz it looks like those are nipples, even though I’m done with Rihanna and as an industry leader and trendsetter, excited to say that so are the rest of you and that it is only a matter of time when the rest of the world catches on and gives up on her too, forcing her to spend all her money stupidly over the next 5 years thinking something will eventually hit and pay out, but forcing her to head back to Barbados to work the beaches selling blowjobs like she did back when she was just 14 years old with a dream.

Sure, no one follows my lead, not even the retarded immigrant who I try to get to do stupid stunts to entertain me, so she’s probably here to stay, and here are her little pierced tits, to make keep her semi-relevant, I guess.

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:Nipple|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

23

Sep

Alexis Arquette for the Tranny Loves of the Day

I think Alexis Arquette is giving you bedroom eyes and I have a feeling you like it cuz you are bored of standard porn and tired of girls rejecting you all the time leaving you ready for something different, something less picky or judgmental, something inhuman….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Tranny

2009

23

Sep

Kanye West Uses Amber Rose to Pretend He Isn’t Gay of the Day

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amber Rose|Kanye West

2009

23

Sep

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox Give Us a Glimpse In Their Awkward Sex of the Day

These pictures should set off some alarms in regards to the condition of Eliza Dushku’s vagina. I assume she’s had a kid in the 5 years no one heard from her, because that’s the only way a little white girl could handle a man this size. I’m not a penis expert but it’s safe to say when a motherfucker is pushing 7 feet all of him is bigger than the average, I mean otherwise he wouldn’t be in professional sports cuz the locker experience getting laughed at woulda put an end to his basketball career and a start to his blogging career.
That said, they look really fucking awkward on the street trying to kiss and I can’t imagine what they sex is like, if anything shit would probably be pretty fuckin’ creepy, like the time I used to work at a pharmacy years ago and found out the 400 pound 4 foot 11 cashier who loved when potato chips went on sale was fucking one of the stockboys who was pushing 7 feet and weighed close to 125 pounds who wore knee and ankle braces cuz his legs weren’t strong enough to support him. I would spend hours trying to do the play-by-play, you know figure out what position they’d do it in and shit, it brought much joy during a job I hated and that I ended up getting fired for after getting caught stealing pills from….

Pics Via Bauer

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|IRC|PDA|Rick Fox

2009

23

Sep

Dita Von Teese for Wonerbra of the Day

The only thing I like about Dita Von Teese is that she proves to girls everywhere, that if you get naked on the internet and promote yourself properly, either by doing it as an “art” or a “social project”, pretty much making yourself an internet star, the mainstream will eat you the fuck up and pull you out of your one bedroom apartment you perform your webcam stripshows out of, and give you a spread in Playboy that leads to a tour and appearances and even a product line with a huge underwear company, making you fucking millions, like you weren’t sucking pussy on video for your website members 7 years ago, and you don’t even need to be good lookin.

So next time a girl tells you that they don’t want to record videos of them masturbating on cam because it may leak and the whole world will see, just use Dita Von Teese as an example of a slut who had strap-on sex in video and who now gets endorsements from multinational corporations.

We are the generation of smut, soon porn won’t even be called porn and I think that’s a good thing…

Pics Via Bauer

Posted in:Dita Von Teese|Tits|Wonderbra

2009

23

Sep

Khloe Kardashian in Her See Thru Dress is Scary of the Day

The Kardashian sisters have no shame. They will really do anything for publicity in efforts to hang onto the bullshit fame they got with their show but never deserved. One did a sex tape to pave the way, the other got knocked up with a white social climber, and this one is getting married this weekend to a basketball player cuz he is the first and only dude to tell her that her pussy fit like a fuckin’ pair of athletic socks and because she’s paying him.

I don’t doubt that she’s trying to lock the motherfucker down, when you are vile, you take what you get and try to get yourself pregnant so it never leaves you, but this is Hollywood and it’s all a fuckin’ scam because we all know that no one would ever marry her and I’m even shocked that anyone would even fuck this monster to begin with, but then I remember some of the pussy I’ve stuck my dick in and more importantly been drunk enough to stick my dick and it is almost as bad as this beast and I still did it, so you can’t hate a dude for making bad pussy choices, but I’ve never been dumb enough to marry the shit and I seriously mean shit, so I know there’s some kind of lie going on on his part, there’s a payout or some shit, I just haven’t figured out what it is because I don’t really care….

Here she is in a see thru dress showing off her push-up bra and panties, and it is as disgusting as you’d expect it to be, and I’m guessing something she wore on purpose cuz she’s covering where her vagina would be if she was a woman with her purse, and that’s obviously intentional….making this just another cry for attention to get some buzz around her and I hate these set-ups and miss when lip slips happened by accident….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Disgusting|Khloe Kardashian|See Thru

2009

23

Sep

Lady Victoria Hervey in a See Thru Dress of the Day

I see this bitches name around, she is some kind of blue blooded aristocrat, which makes sense because she totally looks like she is inbred. What doesn’t make sense is that a some point in her life she was a model, but I guess that’s just proof that when you have a rich and connected family you can pretty much do whatever you want, even when you look like you were hit in the face with a shovel when you were a kid.

She was at the Burberry fashion show, and I can see her black panties under her silver dress, and maybe that excites you, but I’m hoping it doesn’t, you know, since she’s fucking ugly.

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Bauer

Posted in:Lady Victoria Hervey|See Thru