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2009

23

Sep

Dita Von Teese for Wonerbra of the Day

The only thing I like about Dita Von Teese is that she proves to girls everywhere, that if you get naked on the internet and promote yourself properly, either by doing it as an “art” or a “social project”, pretty much making yourself an internet star, the mainstream will eat you the fuck up and pull you out of your one bedroom apartment you perform your webcam stripshows out of, and give you a spread in Playboy that leads to a tour and appearances and even a product line with a huge underwear company, making you fucking millions, like you weren’t sucking pussy on video for your website members 7 years ago, and you don’t even need to be good lookin.

So next time a girl tells you that they don’t want to record videos of them masturbating on cam because it may leak and the whole world will see, just use Dita Von Teese as an example of a slut who had strap-on sex in video and who now gets endorsements from multinational corporations.

We are the generation of smut, soon porn won’t even be called porn and I think that’s a good thing…

Pics Via Bauer

Posted in:Dita Von Teese|Tits|Wonderbra

2009

23

Sep

Khloe Kardashian in Her See Thru Dress is Scary of the Day

The Kardashian sisters have no shame. They will really do anything for publicity in efforts to hang onto the bullshit fame they got with their show but never deserved. One did a sex tape to pave the way, the other got knocked up with a white social climber, and this one is getting married this weekend to a basketball player cuz he is the first and only dude to tell her that her pussy fit like a fuckin’ pair of athletic socks and because she’s paying him.

I don’t doubt that she’s trying to lock the motherfucker down, when you are vile, you take what you get and try to get yourself pregnant so it never leaves you, but this is Hollywood and it’s all a fuckin’ scam because we all know that no one would ever marry her and I’m even shocked that anyone would even fuck this monster to begin with, but then I remember some of the pussy I’ve stuck my dick in and more importantly been drunk enough to stick my dick and it is almost as bad as this beast and I still did it, so you can’t hate a dude for making bad pussy choices, but I’ve never been dumb enough to marry the shit and I seriously mean shit, so I know there’s some kind of lie going on on his part, there’s a payout or some shit, I just haven’t figured out what it is because I don’t really care….

Here she is in a see thru dress showing off her push-up bra and panties, and it is as disgusting as you’d expect it to be, and I’m guessing something she wore on purpose cuz she’s covering where her vagina would be if she was a woman with her purse, and that’s obviously intentional….making this just another cry for attention to get some buzz around her and I hate these set-ups and miss when lip slips happened by accident….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Disgusting|Khloe Kardashian|See Thru

2009

23

Sep

Lady Victoria Hervey in a See Thru Dress of the Day

I see this bitches name around, she is some kind of blue blooded aristocrat, which makes sense because she totally looks like she is inbred. What doesn’t make sense is that a some point in her life she was a model, but I guess that’s just proof that when you have a rich and connected family you can pretty much do whatever you want, even when you look like you were hit in the face with a shovel when you were a kid.

She was at the Burberry fashion show, and I can see her black panties under her silver dress, and maybe that excites you, but I’m hoping it doesn’t, you know, since she’s fucking ugly.

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Bauer

Posted in:Lady Victoria Hervey|See Thru

2009

23

Sep

UK Pop Group the Sugababes Film a New Music Video of the Day

If you don’t know the Sugababes, they are a pop group from the 90s in the UK who were the second biggest selling all girl pop group of all time behind the Spice Girls, in the UK or as I like to call them, The two fat aging chicks and the younger skinny Asian lookin’ Jamaican girl with an amazing lower body that they brought on to exploit by putting her in short shorts so that guys watch their videos late at night and masturbate because no one likes a pop group that doesn’t have videos guys can jerk off to late at night….

Here are some pictures from their recent video shoot where they are dressed like dominatrixes, because I guess they are making a comeback.

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Pics via PacificCoastNews and Fame

Posted in:Music Video|Popstars|Sugababes|UK

2009

23

Sep

Aubrey O’Day and Holly Madison Go Topless in Vegas for Peepshow of the Day

(HAD TO REMOVE THE PICTURES)

Everyone get excited, 2 whores with fake tits you have probably already seen topless before, because they are whores with fake tits, who you only know because they are whores with fake tits, are staring in some bullshit called Peepshow that other whores with fake tits have been a part of in the past few months like Mel B and got knows who else because tracking Vegas shows isn’t a hobby of mine, are topless and these are the pics….

But you’d still fuck the two of them even if it involved just fucking yourself to pics of them, so enjoy.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Holly Madison|Peepshow|Top|Vegas

2009

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like I write too much. I’m going to start miming my posts. Or maybe just do some shadow puppet shows I used to bust out when I worked as an entertainer at ghetto birthday parties. Everyone knows that video is the future, reading is for nerds, I mean I don’t even read and shouldn’t expect you to. Everyone also knows that Ellen Degeneres gets laid and that really fucks me up.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Kayden Kross Shows Off Her Lingerie Today
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Holly Madison Needs to Deep Throat That Lollipop
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Amy Winehouse is Fucking Terrifying
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Ass in Some SHit Stained SHorts
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Because It’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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All the Single Babies, Put Your Hands Up
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THE BIGGEST NERD IN THE WORLD CHANGES HIS NAME
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Victoria Beckham Panty Upskirt
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Surviving Bigfoot!
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Yup, I Still Wanna Bang the Little Slut Wizard From Harry Potter
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So Lohan Most Probabaly Didn’t Pay Her Dealer and That’s Why She Got Robbed
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25 of Banksy’s Coolest Graf Pieces Ever
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Striptease of the Day
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Ryan Seascrest is Gay For Ellen, Does That Make Hima Lesbian?
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Pam Anderson and Her Washed Up Tits
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Eva Longwhoria is Looking Mighty Fine
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Jessica Simpson and Her Big Country Tits Are Pathetic
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Jack White Pulls a Kanye!
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French Porn Star Gets Naked on the Radio – VIDEO
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Brynne Groden is One Gold Digging Slut
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Bikini Cat Fight
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Lesbian Teen Orgy at the Beach
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Meet Liliane Tiger
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Now That’s a Hot Ass My Friends
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YOU CAN’T PARK YOUR CAR THERE!!!!
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Lohan Was On an Emmys Bender
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Alice is Topless
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Web Cam Slut Plays With Her Pussy
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Paual Garces is One Chick I’d Definitely Like to Give a Go
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Krissy is a Naughty Girl
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Suny Cruz is Playing Pool
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Playboy Casting Call
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Some Sarah Jean Underwood
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Obama Still Knows How to ake Me Laugh Now and Again
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Extreme Pussy Makeover
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Cassia Riley Goodness
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Hoping you can link the TNA Knockout Traci Brooks Totally Nude Pictures
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7 Songs About Masturbation
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

22

Sep

Megan Fox Bootleg Lesbian Scene of the Day

Some idiot wasted his money on that new Megan Fox movie and he decided to break the law with his cell phone and film the sex scene. The quality is shit, Youtube will take it down cuz it is a HUGE offense, but if you live on my site like you should, you’ll get to see it and I know you like Megan Fox cuz you’re obvious like that. So it’s a celebration.

Posted in:Lesbian|Megan Fox

2009

22

Sep

Mary-Kate Olsen and Her Hot Legs of the Day

I don’t know why I downloaded this shit, and by shit I mean Mary Kate Olsen, I never was into her, not even when she was underage and I never understood the hype about them. Now she looks like she’s dying / Michael Jackson, and I guess that’s what happens when your youth was robbed from you back when Bob Saget first inserted his cock in her when he got carried away changing her diapers.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Mary-Kate Olsen

2009

22

Sep

Helena Christensen goes for a Jog of the Day

Ex-Supermodels jogging would be my new porn if this was actually hot. Instead it’s just a reminder than any bitch you end up with is going to end up a lot uglier than she started out, and even more depressing is that any bitch you end up with won’t even look this good when you get started out, pretty much confirming what we all already know about you and that is that you should just go HOMO.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Helena Christensen|Jog

2009

22

Sep

Lily Allen Shows Off a Good Look For Her Ugly Brethren of the Day

I always hate on Lily Allen, but she is the least offensive or nauseating or whatever word you want to use for this new generation of popstars, because she isn’t in denial that she’s a fat pig like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and she doesn’t try to put herself out there to never disappear, pretty much polluting my life like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and if anything, I think she hates herself as much as I hate her which is nicer than Katy Perry and Lady Gaga who think they are the fucking gods of the world because everyone around them sucks their dick and the best thing about all this is that she even covers her ugly face when walking around, so I don’t have to be bothered by it. So let her be a pop idol cuz more girls need to take her fuckin’ lead.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brown Paper Bagged|Lily Allen|Ugly