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2009

09

Oct

Kristin Cavallari’s Legs Under the Table of the Day

I can honestly say that the only thing that this site really offers the world and by world I mean my 1 reader, is that we can satisfy some of our fantasies that would otherwise get us in trouble if we were to satisfy them in public.

You see whenever I go anywhere where a chick is sitting, I get busted trying to stare at them under the table. Whether it’s lookin’ at their legs from across the room, or if I get more daring and strategically drop shit near them so I can sneak a peak, or if I am hoping for a panty flash, I seem to always get busted. Making masturbating to it pretty criminal.

That’s not to say that Krisin Cavallari, who I like to call the Bottom Feeder bottom feeding on a Bottom Feeding show because she couldn’t go legit in her career and had to come crawling back to the shit, is hot. It’s just to say she’s in the right position, like if you were to fuck a girl you walk in on with her pants around her knees and her hands on her ankles begging for your dick in a public bathroom, not that that would ever happen, it was just an example to let you know, if she’s in position, we aren’t too picky, so here is Cavallari in the right position….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Legs

2009

09

Oct

Pink Trying to Be Sexy of the Day

I am not too sure what Cary Hart was thinking by casting his “chick” Pink to model his clothing line, but I am guessing it’s got something to do with him thinking she is the hottest thing in the world, considering he married her…twice. I guess he also figures that Pink is worth more to the brand than some no name hot chick, but I find the whole thing confusing, mainly because of their “Gender Bender” relationship, just look at Cary Hart’s hair, motherfucker looks like he’s on some emo bi-sexual kid you’d wake up to with your dick in his mouth after passing out at a party, while PInk’s muscles make her look like she’s got more testicles than my friend who started a backalley dog castrating clinic in his basement, and she’s wearing male underwear, not really convincing me that jerking off to this is ok, but then again, I’ve always hated girls who wear men’s underwear and when that whole thing became popular amongst the emo kids 10 years ago, I was pretty disappointed, but that’s got nothing to do with anything. Here are the pics of a couple 30 year olds pretending they are 15 in a shitty photoshoot..

Posted in:Ass|Pink|Sexy

2009

09

Oct

Haylie Duff Riding Bikes Not Cock of the Day

I am not sure why I am posting these pictures of Haylie Duff, but I can guarantee it is not because I want to fuck her, even if fucking her meant her falling in love with me and asking me to marry her pretty much immediately, because she’s the kind of girl guys just don’t go for, so that when she lands one, she gets hooked up, no matter who the motherfucker is, just as long as he’s willing to fuck her, leading to a life of family dinners with Hilary Duff, a celebrity you and Haylie can spend your nights plotting to exploit, because we know people only care about us because of her.

Unfortunately, Haylie didn’t realize that walking with her mom is a huge mistake if she’s looking for love because her mom is the evidence that marrying Haylie or Hilary Duff for that matter will end in disaster and by disaster I mean both bitches will balloon to some kind of disgusting monster and I don’t mean murder suicide or heartbreak.

Seriously, Haylie better not stop riding that bike, and if anything should hit up Hilary to join her, because both this sluts have genetics to fight against and from what I’ve seen, genetics always win.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Biking|Hayley Duff

2009

09

Oct

Chinese Woman Goes Nuts on a Black Woman on the Bus in San Francisco Chinatown of the Day

Here’s a funny video that is doing the rounds of a San Franciso bus ride where a Chinese woman and a black woman get into a full on fight over a seat, which reminds me how shitty public transit because people are all uptight because they are on public transit, forced to get cramped the fuck in and reflect on how shitty their life is that they can’t afford a fuckin car. There was a time I took public transit and I don’t remember much beefing, I just remember a much better time where I’d casually flash my cock to school girls, yes, I was that guy…..but I haven’t been on a bus in years, I just prefer not leaving my house.

Either way, the video is funny. I wonder if the Chinese woman got shot later that night…cuz this is a serious elderly race war…

TRANSLATION
Old Man#1(0:01 Beat that bitches ass.
Old Lady#1(0:02): Don’t hit her.
Chinese Lady: (0:09): This bitch got the nerve to yell at me for me asking her politely if i may sit down.
Chinese Lady in the Pink(0:23): Don’t let that bitch bully you.
Chinese Lady: (0.48): If that bitch didn’t want to let me sit down don’t mean she got to bitch at me.
Chinese Lady:(0:59): I didn’t yell at you bitch why you going off on me. If I don’t stand up for myself, she won’t get scared.
Old Man#2(1:26): Hit that bitch.
Old Man#3(1:33): Beat that bitch ass.
Old Lady#2(1:37): Don’t fight no more.
Chinese Lady:(1:44): Dare to fucking pick on chinese people?
Chinese Lady:(2:05): This bitch hogging the seat and I asked nicely if I may sit and that bitch kept hogging the seat. She has no heart, always bullying chinese people.
Old Man#2((1:59): Beat the fuck out of her!

Posted in:Black Woman|Bus FIght|Chinese Woman

2009

09

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Lesbian Kiss in VIdeo of the Day

I posted the screenshots and no I have the video of Hayden Panettiere kissing a chick on Heros. I am just posting it for anyone who got excited over the shit, because I knew when it came down to it, the video would be a total let down, not only is the girl doing the kissing ugly as fuck, but it’s not even feeding any lesbian fantasy, mainly cuz Hayden’s got a dick, but also because I’ve

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Lesbian Kiss.|Video

2009

09

Oct

Weird Fucking Story of a Man Addicted to Amputation of the Day

This story freaks me the fuck out….

Alex Mensaert, 39 is addicted to amputation and his wife Melissa doesn’t mind. Over a decade ago Alex was hit by a car and woke in hospital to find one of his legs had been amputated. Alex loved the feeling so much he spent the rest of his life seeking further operations. After persuading one surgeon to amputate his leg even higher he paid a backstreet doctor to amputate the other. Still not satisfied Alex then sought to loose his arm to the elbow. Unable to find a surgeon to remove the healthy limb Alex froze the arm in dry ice, injected it with silicone to numb the pain then hacked it off with a large kitchen knife. He is still hankering for further amputations but has decided to stop for fear of loosing his independence. His wife of one year Melissa, 33 loves Alex’s disabilities and says she will support him through more amputations if he chooses.

Here are some more videos of him and his wife….that I don’t understand at all……because she left him on December 19 on a plane, did she die? Did her family commit her because she’s obviously unstable to accept this kind of weirdness. I am fascinated by this story and I need to fuckin’ know…..

Ok now back to posting celebrity pussy….

Posted in:Alex Mensaert|Amputee

2009

09

Oct

Coffin Maker Cofanifunebri has a Sexy Calendar of the Day

Here is some erotic morbid shit….a coffin company that decided to do some sexy calendar for industry people who I guess are in the coffin selling business, or for people in the coffin buying business, or who are just weird and think about death all the time.

They took some creepy vampire, gothic approach, which I guess is in style now, because vampires are everywhere, and they are trying to cash in on the shit, but I like to think it’s for people like you who will die virgins and the only time a girl would get naked for for you will be when your ghost haunts a gym locker room or some shit, unless you get a job at the funeral home, where you get first dibs on the dead pussy that makes it’s way in because rumor has it that even hot pussy dies sometimes….

I wanted to take this post somewhere darker and scarier for halloween, but I fucked up, it happens.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cofanifunebri|Coffins|Sexy Calendar

2009

09

Oct

PETA Protest Featuring Topless Chicks Bodypainted Like Lizards of the Day

I was talking about militant lesbians last night, about a better time when dykes were actually dykes. There were barely any of these college girls “experimenting” lipstick lesbians, or girls who were just trying to fit into that whole emo-bisexual trend. If you were a lesbian, you were angry, you hated dick and anything dick was attached to, you hated pollution and the greenhouse effect, you hated cruelty to animals and you did everything you could to fight it, like tying yourself to a tree, protesting outside office buildings and KFC, and joining shit like PETA where you’d get naked and show off you fat lesbian body that made you a lesbian in the first place because dudes never wanted to fuck you, making the whole thing a real dramatic experience that people had no choice but to remember because it was so traumatic.

I guess the good news is that PETA is still recruiting bitches who get naked, cuz naked chicks are always worth lookin at, even if they are ugly, since it’s better than lookin at non-naked chicks, and I figure if you can convince any girl, no matter how ugly she is, that a cause is worth stripping down for, you’ve done something right, seriously, I’ve been trying to get girls to get naked for my dick, which is a serious charity case and I’ve never been as successful as this PETA bullshit….

Either way, here are some pics of these lesbians body painted and protesting snake/lizard skin to start the day.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bodypaint|PETA|Protest|Topless

2009

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty fat from drinking, I mean it is also from sitting all day, eating shit and all that, but I like to single out drinking as the problem, because admitting you have a problem is halfway to accepting that problem and drinking until you forget that problem, or some shit. I guess what I am trying to say is that I am drunk and despite people hating that whole “I’m drunk” talk, I have nothing else to say, cuz I don’t remember the last 5 hours so fuck you for being so demanding. I think we should have a springbreak part, let’s organize it….
Here are some stepLINKS to click while I sleep off this hangover that’s already started……..

Fight on the Bus in Chinatown – VIDEO
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God Damn Mila Kunis is Hot
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Audrina Wants You to Know Her Girls….
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Because You Don’t Have a Girlfriend and If You Do, She Isn’t Nearly as Big a Whore As She Needs To Be
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Hottie Hall Of Fame: Nia Long
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The Problem With Live News is That This Doesn’t Happen Everyday
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Some Halloween Tips To Keep You Kids Safe!! – VIDEO
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India Reynolds is Topless
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Fountain Surfing – VIDEO
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Baby Jesus Is Getting A Brand New Manger, Thanks to Madonna
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The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan is Steadily Digging Her Own Hole of Fail
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Sometimes I Forget That Rachel McAdams is Kind of Hot
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Elisabetta May Be Off the Market Soon
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Jocelyn Wildenstein Gets Hotter Each Day That Goes By
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Nicole Kidman is Officiall a Wax Figure, Holy Fuck
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Olivia Wilde Gallery
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Aiden Takes It Off
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Accident with the Lambo – VIDEO
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Taylor Vixen Gallery
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Patra Nemcova Photoshoot
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Lexi Bell Has Got What You Need
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kim K is in FHM South Africa. Wait, What?
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Anna Paquin is Pale in Her Bikini and Not Very Attractive, But Here She is Anyways
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Some Amateur T and A
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Victoria is a Hot Secretary Type
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Kelly Bensimon, of The Real Housewives of New York City Bikini Shots
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Hot Little Lesbos
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Alexis Slaps Her Texas Ass
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Georgia Superfan Possessed by Satan Just in Time for the Big Game
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FUCK THE POLICE!!
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Some Artistical Illusions
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Mommy Where’s My Doll
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Cheerleader Aria Giovanni
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10 Videos Of Pornstar Julia Bond Trying To Get Famous On Youtube
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Matthew McConaughey is Better Than You in Everyway
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Kirstie Alley is Going to Die
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Check Out This Living Cartoon
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Here’s some Girl With a Grimey British Accent Playin the Guitar in a Weird as Fuck Kinda Way!
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JENNA JAMESON BACK WHEN SHE WAS THE HOTTEST PUSSY ON EARTH
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

Oct

Some Half Naked Models for Paris Fashion Week of the Day

I used to masturbate to some Fashion TV show. It was on every Sunday when I was dying hungover or still drunk on the only channel I got, so I guess I have a deep loving relationship with skinny bitches walking the runway showing off body parts because of all the good they have done for me all those years.
Sure, I had to really focus and train myself to get off to these really tall, almost scary lookin bitches, but after I got into the routine, it was all I really was into, making my wife and other chubby girls I could convince to fuck me seem like fucking pigs.
So fashion week was going down in Paris and I figured I’d throw up some pics of half naked tall skinny chicks, cuz it was porn to me when porn wasn’t readily available and it may be porn to you even when porn is available.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fashion Show|Half Naked Model