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2009

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I was feeling a little depressed that I don’t own any nice things, you know since I’ve spent all my money over the years drinking. As I looked over my disgusting apartment, my shitty furniture I pretty much pulled out of dumpsters over the years, my empty fridge, I stopped and thought, shit, maybe I do have a problem, maybe I should really get my act together. My clothes aren’t designer, my computer is some hand-me down shit I pretty much stole, my beer is generic storebrand, and then I realized that my lack of success and lack of nice things has nothing to do with my drinking at all, it has to do with being lazy, hating work and most importantly not marrying a wife with enough money to support my ass, so drinking’s got nothing to do with it and I almost blamed an old friend for ruining me, when in reality my old friend has been nothing but good to me. It was a close call, I was googling AA numbers and shit, but I saved my alcoholism for yet another day….

Here are my stepLINKS….


Vickie Blows is Naked and Has Tattoos
GO

Harry Connick JR Almost Knocked Some Australian Assholes Out Over this Blackface Shit, and Rightfully So
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Kayden Kross is Keepin’ It Comfortable….
GO

Kate Hudson is Lookin Like a Bombshell and I Like It
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Because Getting Naked on Webcams is Why God Invented Webcames. It’s Science.
GO

Star Fox: IN IRAQ
GO

God Damn I Love Bollywood
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Kate Moss See Through Nipple Shots
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Git Yo Bling String On!
(Fuck Women Will Buy Anything)
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Dina Lohan Needs to Crawl in a Hole and Die
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The 9 Hottest Argentine Women
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25 Sexy Cowgirls
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Roman Polanski: To Catch a Predator
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Striptease of the Day
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So There’s Gonna be a Threesome on Gossip Girl
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Freida Pinto is Lookin’ Mighty Fine
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Nicole Eggert is Spoofing the Fact that She is Fat and Seems to Be Forgetting the Most Important Fact: That She is Fat
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Shauna Sand, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
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Invisible Dogs You Say?
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Meet Jenny McClain
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You Don’t See a Body Builder Tranny Fight Everyday
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Juliette is Fucking a Dildo
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Katie Holmes is Actually Lookin Good on the Cover of Elle
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Horny Secretary
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Olivia Wilde is Marie Claire
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I’m Sorry But You’re Ugly
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Katherine Kelly Lang in a Bikini
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Anna Kournikova Orange Bikini
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Pussy At the Beach
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Well Hello Bryci
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How the fuck Isn’t Lauren Conrad Completely Ireelevant Yet
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Georgia Jones and Her Dildo Are Outside
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Jessica Bangkok and Her Big Old Tits
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Kiss Was On David Letterman
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And a Bit More Roman Polanski Drama
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Justice Remixed Lenny Kravitz or Something
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Something is a Little Off Balance
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Kim Kardashian’s Condo is On the Market, Now You Can Make That Dream of Masterbating in Her Bedroom a Reality
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Lesbian Midgets Need Love Too
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Some Sexy Halloween Costumes
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The 15 Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-Time
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Gina Gershon is Available and Topless
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CANDID PHOTOS AT HOME OF DENISE MILANI SHOWING OFF HER ENORMOUS TITS TO HER LUCKY (VERY SATISFIED) BOYFRIEND
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Ass Cheek Pants on Ratty Ass Hipsters….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Oct

Katie Price Attacks the Paparazzi of the Day

I guess dating a professional cage fighter has rubbed off on Katie Price because here are some pictures of her attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella, because I assume she doesn’t want to have her picture taken so badly that goin’ straight for the motherfucker’s throat is the rational thing to do, as her boyfriend has proven, violence does solve conflict, so lets hope the bitch pisses him off one day so she gets beat the fuck up…..
I am sure I am not the only one who thinks that she should be the last one angry about having her pic taken, she should embrace the shit and celebrate the fact that people still care about her, when she’s pretty much a nobody with big fat tits, but I guess she’s lost sight of that and has let the ego everyone around her has created take the fuck over and make her feel like she should act like a real celebrity that just can’t take being hounded anymore, when really she’s just a piece of trash so I guess this kind of behavior is expected….and funny.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Angry|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

07

Oct

Hilary Rhoda Bikini Pictures from Twitter of the Day

Twitter is really a waste of time. It’s a whole lot of fucking noise. Just people writing bullshit no one cares about, but who people seemingly care about, cuz they sign-up to a motherfucker’s useless information feed. I figure that world has e nough distractions and I don’t need to know little quirky, often times boring, snippets of people I don’t know’s life.
I don’t help with my Twitte behavior because I just write total fucking nonsense that comes to me when I am living my seriously menial life. I mean observations I don’t even remember an hour after I see the shit, but I post the shit because it’s almost an obligation to the 2 people who read my twiiter shit, like I have some kind of audience to impress, like twitter is some kind of virtual stage, which it isn’t.

The issue is that I write bullshit on the internet all day, it’s the job I gave myself 5 years ago and sure I suck at it, but I have a lot of practice, and that almost gives me reason to use the shit cuz I am accustomed to polluting people’s lives with real drivel, like this post for example, and even I don’t see the point….

All that Twitter has to offer is for fans of models, celebrities, pornstars to get the inside scoop in their lives, to put the tabloids to rest, while giving the fans the feeling of being able to interact with them.

When I started the site, celebrities, models and pornstars weren’t accessible. Their emails and phone numbers secret. They didn’t interact with us or tell us what they were eating, doing, watching on TV and we drew our own conclusions about them and I preferred that cuz now I have no choice but to seriously hate these bitches, when before their was a glimmer of hope that they were cool behind the way they were marketed.
So this model Hilary Rhoda is using Twitter the way a lot of the attention whores are and that’s the one single okay thing about twitter I can’t hate, and that’s thru posting half naked pics, these happen to be behind the scenes from her SI photoshoots….

Posted in:Bikini|Hilary Rhoda

2009

07

Oct

The Russell Simmons Wallet Fucker in Her Bikini Again of the Day

I am pretty sure this bitch is calling the paparazzi to tip them off where and when she will be in her bikini with Russell Simmons, because that’s the whole point of lowering herself to fucking an washed up old man who she struggles to take seriously because his bald head makes him look like an adult baby and his lisp makes it a real struggle to not think he’s two and a fucking half years old every time he talks.

Pretty much making the whole experience a fucking joke, except for the fact that he’s almost a billionaire and could offer her the good life, but I know bitches and bitches are all the same and the good life is okay, but it is a whole lot better if it comes with fame of their own, cuz they all love being the center of attention and without the paparazzi, it’s just a life with nice things, when all she really wants is dudes she doesn’t know jerking off to her.

It’s this whole “I want to be the prettiest bullshit where girls want to be me and guys want to be in me” that you find in girls who try to work their way to the top by getting on top of celebrity, or high powered cock.

Basically, what I am trying to say is she is a whore with an agenda and that agenda is probably to become a household name and Simmons just happens to be the vehicle that will get her there and a solid back-up plan if she’s smart enough to marry him as it will finance the rest of her life after divorcing the motherfucker, just because you can never have too much free money and the only person she has to thank for this great life is her pussy.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Russell Simmons|Wallet Fucker

2009

07

Oct

Blake Lively in the Private Lives of Pippa Lee of the Day

Blake Lively is not only the star of the hit show Gossip Girl, but she’s also some gutter trash who was born in a halfway house thanks to her criminal mother. She defied all odds and instead of becoming a stripper or hooker, she decided to legitimize herself and pursue her dreams of being a famous movie star, and sure, there were some pumps in the road along the way, like when she had to flim a foot fetish sex tapes to pay her rent, but she kept her eye on the prize and made it cuz now she is finally on the silver screen starring in some movie called the Private Livesof Pippa Lee bullshti that recently hit theaters.

She plays a young Pippa Lee, who seems to have sex with old men and gets spanked and chained up by women while wearing vintage lingerie and playing with dolls and all I have to say is fuck Gossip Girl and give this girl more of these roles, cuz she’s one step away from being naked and after extensive research I have found a naked Blake Lively is the only Blake Lively I can stomach…..

Here she is naked with a real old dude I assume she bangs in the movie cuz she has daddy issues….like I am sure she has in real life…making her perfect for the part…

Posted in:Blake Lively|Private Lives of Pippa Lee

2009

07

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Kisses a Girl of the Day

Hollywood is a little late on this girl on girl bullshit cuz porn’s been doing this shit for decades, but for some reason just 10 years ago, having a lesbian character on a show was the end of the fuckin world, but now, lesbianism is fucking everywhere from the Katy Perry song, to mainstream movies and TV, to celebrity love lives, and it’s just not taboo or at drunken college parties after two girls craving male attention get convinced to fool around with each other, and I’m not complaining, I just know that like those college girls, Heroes is making a desperate attempt for attention, because I guess people aren’t watching anymore and this formulaic approach in getting views, but girl on girl is so obvious and dull and played out, next time they should show a little pussy lip….I mean provided Hayden’s got a pussy, cuz we’ve got no proof of that and her broad shoulders paint a different fuckin’ picture….

Posted in:girl|Hayden Panettiere|Kiss|Lesbian

2009

07

Oct

Rachel Bilson and Her Saddle Bags of the Day

I am all for girls with curves. I think it’s scientific for guys to want to fuck a girl with some hips, but looking at these pictures of Rachel Bilson in her tight pants all I see is something that is definitely not going to age well. Sure she’s still young and probably relatively fit, since her career depends on it, but the second she stops, or has kids, these hips won’t lie, and will look like she’s transporting supplies from prospecting town to prospecting town on the back of her big horse ass….a horse ass I’d like to insert my fist in to massage the cervix when inseminating her.

On a side note, why did 180,000 people watch that video before us? Here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Saddle Bags

2009

07

Oct

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Lindsay Lohan Edition of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that getting your kid in the entertainment industry is really not a good place for them to be raised. Sure, it makes your greedy ass a lot of money taking you out of your miserable existence, but then when their celebrity and relevance fades, you have to deal with the aftermath of what you have done to your child, the good news is that if you’re a Lohan parent, you know you have 3 other ones who have been given the good life thanks to the oldest one you exploited and 3 out of 5 ain’t bad. If anything it’s worked out well for them….

So if you’re a parent who actually cares about your kid, when they start bugging you to go to auditions and dance classes, just bust out a picture from Mean Girls and this picture to show them how scary shit can be. The worst thing about all this is that Lohan isn’t even 25 and at the rate she’s going, it doesn’t look like her body will be able to survive to 30.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Lookin' Good Sweetheart

2009

07

Oct

Victoria Silvstedt Masturbating in a Bikini of the Day

If I were you, I wouldn’t visit this site anymore, because I have wronged you by not noticing these Victoria Silvstedt pussy grabbing in her bikini pictures, you know because I’ve failed as a blogger in getting these up 2 days late, but in my defense, I fail at everything I do, and you should no this already, not to mention Silvstedt tried to sue me last time she was getting her pussy stimulated in public, but that’s probably because she was getting it stimulated by a married midget billionaire who anyone would be ashamed of having sex with because the only reason anyone would be letting him suck on their pussy is because he’s a billionaire.

Either way, she’s a washed up whore, you’d expect to see her pussy in various states of rest, so I guess this isn’t that big of deal and you shouldn’t hate me for not posting it, but you should hate me for being a disgrace to humanity.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Masturbating|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

07

Oct

Rihanna and Her Thong in a See Thru Dress of the Day

I don’t know how I missed these pictures of Rihanna in a see thru dress, but I did. I guess it’s got something to do with me not caring partially because her stupid robotic hair from the 80s and her stupid outfits that are far too expensive for a bitch who should be wearing hand-me downs she got from rich British people who were renting the Villa she used to clean in Barbados because they felt sorry for seeing such a pretty girl working so hard at cleaning toilets, or because the husband at the villa was trying to shut her up from the afternoon he spent having his dick sucked by her when his wife was at the spa, but the truth is that she’s in a see thru dress, and that kind of shit, no matter who it is on and no matter how annoying the person is, is never worth ignoring especially when a good part of your life revolves around sitting on the internet posting pictures of these idiots…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|See Thru