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2009

10

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Fucks John Mayer Shorts and a Bikini Top for a Bra of the Day

Wanna hear something you won’t give a fuck about, but I know because it was emailed to me by someone who either things I will give a fuck, or who is paid to spread the rumor around to raise this cunts public profile and that’s that she has been John Mayer’s fuck slut for over the last 2 years secretly, like that makes any fucking difference on my fucking life in any fucking way. If anything it makes me question humanity. Do normal people go to the water cooler and tell each other this incredible news like they are friends with either Kristin Cavallari or John Mayer? Do they call each other up and say shit like “OMG, Guess What? John Mayer banged Kristin Cavallari!! Isn’t that amazing!?!”…Who fucking cares, kill yourself, seriously. She’s a bitch from Laguna Beach….and now crawled her way onto the set of The Hills…aka a fucking nobody. Here she is showing off a bikini top.

Pics Via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Kristin Cavallari|Shorts

2009

10

Sep

Rihanna and her Lesbian Haircut Bullshit of the Day

There is no way Rihanna got beat up by any fuckin’ man, especially not a pansy ass dancin’ celebrity who probably gets manicures and worries about whether his ass looks good in his tailored, made to fit, gangster jeans his high paid stylist picked up for him driving thru the ghetto and watching what hip hip heads really dress like. Chris Brown and his mother who saw her uterus as a meal ticket has been working towards being famous since he was a kid and there’s no time to get “hard” or “tough” or any of the shit that makes you man enough to treat your bitch like a fuckin’ bitch.

Based on her haircut and hard stare and her gutter upbringing in her garbage man dad’s shanty, I think it’s safe to say, she’s the one who doesn’t fuck around, and if motherfucker crosses the line, her lesbian 18 inch dildo get’s pulled the fuck out and put the fuck in his ass to teach him what being a faggot’s all about.

Here she is boring me in some shitty outfit while reminding me that girls who look like her are the kind militant dyke who crazy glue your dick to your stomach, or chop shit up as their mission is to bring one man down at a time.

Pics Via INF

Posted in:One Piece|Rihanna

2009

10

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Banned Peta Ad to Start the Day of the Day

Pam Anderson is in a Peta ad that has been banned by some CNN in the Airport network or some shit, because Peta realizes that they get more buzz if they get an ad banned somewhere, than if they actually run the ad on the network, because that’s just the kind of bullshit publicity stuntin’ motherfuckers they are. They also somehow trick celebrities with nothing better to do, to get on board with their fight against cruelty to animals, that I feel have more to do with generating buzz for Peta than actually helping the animals, making me wonder how much the woman who runs this shit makes a year, or if her passion really lies in pumpin’ all she can into the cause.

Either way, Pam is dressed like a “sexy” airport cop and I use that term loosely, because she’s loose and seeing her is like going to a Halloween party at the Old Folks home that went horribly wrong, but there’s some other girl’s bare ass and that compensates.

So fuck Peta, fuck Pam Anderson and fuck yourself while watching this, cuz you are weird.

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|PETA

2009

10

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

This was supposed to go up last night and I have no idea why it didn’t, I guess I fucked up, or my site fucked up either way, here it is now…

I just spent an hour lecturing my stepdaughter about how she has to stop fucking married men. It seems like every month or two there’s another story of a man leaving his wife for her, or a wife finding out about her and she finds the whole thing funny. I told her that these dudes are just using her like a home away from home, you know a place to keep their dick warm when they aren’t inside their wives and that they see her like a cheap motel, usually not staying more than an hour, a cheap motel that won’t rent me a fuckin’ room because apparently I’m not the kind of married man she’s willing to break a home over, which is okay cuz she’s a whore anyway and I can’t look at her the same way I did when she was barely 18 and still a virgin tanning on our patio, or watching TV in her little pajama booty shorts, before she discovered the fun of sticking things inside her that belong to someone else as often as her used up 23 year old pussy can. Not that you care about my family bullshit…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Nicole Richies Vagina Just Got a Whole Lot Baggier
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These Koreans Hate the USA As Much As I Do
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Keppy Brookes Has The Perfect Hourglass Figure
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Greek Playmate 2009 Efi Kyriakou Panty Upskirt
(Seriously, I Think This Chick Has a Dick)
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Because We All Need Something to Get Us Through the Week
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I’ll Give You Somewhere to Put That Tongue, and By Somewhere, I Mean My ASS
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The 9 Hottest Swedish Women
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SHUT DOWN BITCH! YO’ ASS GOT SERVED!
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Some Whores in Wigs Flashing What I Think is Underwear
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Some Documentary on Vodka Wars in Russia….
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emily Blunt is Boring But Fuckable Still
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16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid
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Striptease of the Day
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Honestly, Kim Catrell Has Never Turned Me On Like This Before
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So Here’s Tyra Banks’ Real Hair and It’s Just As Gross As You WOuld Imagine
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I’m Lovin’ Kim Kardashian as a Blonde
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Kanya West is Fucking Ridiculous
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Meet Anna Marie!
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Pam Anderson is a Naughty Security Guard
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Jessica Jane Clement in FHM
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I Love When Chicks Tits Pop Out on the Runway
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News Reporter FAIL – VIDEO
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Toys in the Bathroom…Sexy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kate Moss Obviously Has No Sense of Humor
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Sandra Shine in Blue
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I Don’t Know What Hollyoaks is But Here Are Some Hot Sluts From It
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Holy Fuck, And I Thought I Was Drunk
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Some Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Throwbacks
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Megan Fox is At the Beach
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Sexy Blonde With Tanlines
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And More Megan Fox
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Get Ready to Have the Shits Like Never Before
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Mexican Reporter goes For a Swim
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Some New York Ladies You’d Love to Get Your Hands On
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Shay Laren Dressed Up and Taking It Off
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The Kardashian Sisters Are Still Fat, They Just Know How to Work Photoshop
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This Isn’t The Biggest Deal, But This Egg Inside of an Egg Thing is Freaking Me The Fuck Out
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And That’s What Brand New Titties Look Like!
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So Jack Black Fucked Kathy Griffen
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AHHHHHHHHH Twins
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And Now The Michelin Man’s Long Lost Sister
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What Your Girlfriend Really Thinks About Sex
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John Gosselin is Such a Douche Part 168 283
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Holy Shit, Those Are Some Really Big Tits!
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Blonde Hair, Nice Tits, Great Ass … I’m In Love!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Sep

Stuttering Football Player of the Day

I know laughing at people’s speech impedements is real fucking mean because they can’t help themselves, but whenever I see an adult lisp or adult stutter, whether it is something a motherfucker can control or not, it makes me fucking laugh, it reminds me of some kind of cartoon or some shit and I can’t believe motherfucker is for real, it’s gotta be some kind of joke, but then I remember that he’s a football player, probably found in the bayou somewhere, where speech therapy in elementary school probably doesn’t exist and is now making more money than any of us ever will, so stutter or not, you know that tongue will be in hotter pussy that we’ll ever be in, so I guess he’s got the last laugh, but before he does, get your laughs in….

Posted in:Ellis Lanksder|Football|Stutter

2009

09

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnancy on the Beach of the Day

You know what the Kardashians need, another Kardashian to add to their pack and really convince the world that they are an actual rat infestation and not just pretending to be one. You know a group of rodents who have come to pollute and annoy our fuckin’ lives because as they stand now, there are only four of them and sure that is enough disgusting to really annoy a mother fucker, especially when you can’t poison or trap them, but it is not quite enough to make a motherfucker go completely crazy, they kind of just teeter back and forth on the cusp of a motherfucker’s sanity, but luckily Kourtney has taken it upon herself to change that by getting knocked the fuckup by a white dude, something as the third “K” in the family she had to do because she completely her dad’s plan of being the “KKK” girls and as the KKK you kinda need to avoid dick that isn’t your own, or some shit and here she is sitting in the bikini bottoms she shoulda left on the night this asshole knocked her up.

Pictures via Mavrix

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant

2009

09

Sep

Audrina Does Maxim of the Day

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Audrina may be a fucking idiot with fake tits who I can’t stand because she is on The Hills, who for the most part isn’t as hot as she is hyped up to be, but she’s got a pretty good body, especially after it’s been photoshopped to shit. I guess the real shocker about this bitch is that she didn’t end up in porn or stripping, something her fake tits at a young age would make you think was part of the plan, but instead ended up on mainstream TV. I guess her dad knows people who know people or some shit, because she’s really made for taking 3 dicks at a time, but then again as far as I am concerned, every girl is made for 3 dicks at a time, I guess it’s gotta do with some tribal evolutionary shit from happened in pre-historic tribes, but they especially look ready for 3 dicks at a time while whoring out with some strawberries and appliances half-naked in a photoshoot. The other shocker is that Maxim is still in business.

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Posted in:Audrina|Maxim|Topless

2009

09

Sep

Khloe Kardashian and Her Big Black Boyfriend of the Day

Apparently the 6 foot 5 monster Kardashian, weighing in a 200 lbs, has finally found her match, and by match someone who’s penis she can actually feel inside of her who is no too picky about the pussy he sticks it inside, because up until now she’s only been able to attract real desperate losers, none of whom were 7 foot 2 with penis that even the biggest girls they got with couldn’t take, which really sucked for her, not that she deserved any better, considering she’s fucking vile to look at, but now that she’s on TV she’s been able to get her message out there and I guess someone came knocking’.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boyfriend|Khloe Kardashian

2009

09

Sep

X-Factor Awkward Boner of the Day

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. People are saying dude got a boner on X-Factor and as someone with a small dick, I don’t really see how this is a boner, I have a feeling it’s more of a colostomy bag or some shit because motherfucker has some kind of fucking disease and this is his make a wish foundation dream and the whole mocking him about the shit is actually just cruel, but you can tell Simon Cowell is wishing it is actually a dick or a boner, and not some kind of swollen ball or medical equipment, cuz it turns him on more than Ryan Seacrest does….

Either way I am slow on this shit, and it’s pretty obvious he’s the next Susan Boyle….

Posted in:Gay|Simon Cowell|X-Factor

2009

09

Sep

Taylor Momsen Dressed Like a 16 Year Old Genie of the Day

I have a story of a girl who reminds me a lot of this Taylor Momsen chick, only she wasn’t 16, she was 18 but looked pretty much the same as this Taylor Momsen chick, tall, skinny, fake blonde ratty hair and a fucked up scraggle face and it goes like this.

Close to 10 years ago, right before I met my wife in person, I was fucking around on a chatroom or forum, it’s been a while and my memory is shit, but I was talking to this young girl who kept complaining about her telemarketing job and how broke she was and it turned out she lived right down the street from me. Rent was due and she was desperate. I saw opportunity.

So after talking for a few days, I convinced her that she needed to become a stripper because it is easy money. She had never been to a stripclub, had no money to go to a stripclub but did have a bottle of rum she got on a family vacation to Cuba or some bullshit and I was thirsty and in the mood for an low impact adventure that I didn’t have to leave my house for. So I offered to teach her everything I knew.

So she shows up at my shitty apartment, hands me the bottle, puts her CD in and starts dancing her skinny body around. She sucked and was pulling weird hip hop moves but was getting naked, flashing me and the whole thing was okay, even if her skinny body wasn’t much to look at, and her face was even worse to look at, mainly because she was missing teeth. My theory was that at least she didn’t smell, even though she looked like she would….
Either way, the whole thing was so funny I had to invite my friend over to see this bitch and he stayed for a few minutes, but I could tell she was feeling awkward and we had so much more to get done, like lap dances, so he left.

I started to explain the lap dance to her, she started playing out what I was telling her to do and I ended up going down on her when she stuck her ass in my face, at that point I was pretty drunk and decided to bang her without a condom, figuring broke girls who never go to stripclubs ,who you meet off the internet because they want you to teach them how to strip are safe, especially when they are only 18. I think I even busted inside her and remember for at least a week thinkinghow much it would suck if I had knocked her up and had to hang with her raising the kid together until I pissed fire and razor blades from the STD she gave me cuz it turned out that 18 year olds you meet off the internet who are missing teeth and look unshowered who go to strangers houses to strip for free and let you bang them without a condom after drinking a bottle of rum, aren’t usually the safest people to have unprotected sex with…..at least it was only one of those anti-biotic STDs….

Here are some pics of Taylor Momsen reminding me of a dirtier time….dressed like a genie.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Genie|Taylor Momsen