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2009

26

Aug

Bryce Dallas Howard’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to.
She’s redhead, I have never had a redhead, I find them scary for the most part, but my friend told me they are a different breed of human and their skin feels different that normal people, so as longs as she has a vagina and her ass has keeps that attitude, I won’t judge you.

Bryce Dallas Howard, Ass, Leggings
Bryce Dallas Howard’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to.
She’s redhead, I have never had a redhead, I find them scary for the most part, but my friend told me they are a different breed of human and their skin feels different that normal people, so as longs as she has a vagina and her ass has keeps that attitude, I won’t judge you.

Posted in:Ass|Bryce Dallas Howard|Leggings

2009

26

Aug

America Ferrara is a Disgusting Pig of the Day

I hate writing about Mexicans who humilate themselves trying to fit into America by sacrificing their integrity, all because their parents had a dream for them to have a life better in the land of opportunity or some shit and to instill that on their kids they named them after the fuckin’ country and got them into acting, forcing them to play the ugly bitch on a TV show about an ugly bitch, being reminded everyday that she’s ugly by both Hollywood standards and my standards, while collecting a paycheck that pretty much guarantees she will never have to clean a hotel room or clean up a rich family’s dog piss, it will also help pay for her therapy when she starts realizing that she’s just being used as a clown for all of us to laugh at. The whole thing depresses me, but for some reason lookin at this pig in a hot dog outfit is making me fucking hungry….and it may get you off if you’re the kind of guy who gets intimate with sausages and cured meats because based on a hooker I know…a lot of dudes are into that shit….

Posted in:America Ferrera|Hot Dog|Pig

2009

26

Aug

Dolce and Gabana Support Homosexuality on Vacation of the Day

Dolce and Gabana are so gay….and so is every chachi motherfucker who wears their 100 dollar t-shirts to impress the chicks when all you’re really doin’ is makin’ these ‘mo’s richer…I have no easy with homosexuality at all, I don’t care who is fucking who as long as people are fucking, but I wonder if middle America dudes who pick this shit up at TJ Maxx, or the meatheads I see walking into cheesy clubs know what they’re really getting themselves into and the whole thing is funny to me….

If you’re wondering why I am posting this, it’s not cuz I just jerked off to it, it’s cuz there was a chick in a bikini there and that shit is my job….I promise…no…seriously guys, come on….I’m not gay…ok…it’s getting old…you can stop now…fine…you wanna hear that I’m gay…you want me to admit it…will that make you shut the fuck up….fine I jerk off to cock….not fuck yourself….

Posted in:Dolce and Gabana|Gay|Vacation

2009

26

Aug

Rihanna May Be a Dog of the Day

I have a constant debate with people as to whether Rihanna is hot or not. I love black girls and I have never been with a black girl and the people I hang around with know that, so whenever I go off on how good this bitch is, they laugh and think I am just so into this black girl fetish that I don’t know the difference between a good and bad one, pretty much the same way black dudes still whistle at my wife when no one in their right mind would ever even think of doing that, in fact, I think I saw kids throwing up the last time she accidentally got her skirt jacked in between her ass cheeks.

That said, I was at a friends house having some cocktails like a bunch of queers and Rihanna came on TV in some cosmetic commercial and my dog went fucking nuts, barking, growling and all that shit….now you don’t know my dog so that doesn’t mean much to you, but I do and the only time that fucker barks is when he sees other animals on TV.

So I guess he’s determined for me that Rihanna just doesn’t have it going on and I was blinded by my own kind of fever, a fever that these pictures help, but we’ve decided I’m just desperate….

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna

2009

26

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Legs After She Got Robbed of the Day

Lohan was robbed for the third time this past weekend, you’d think that it’d make sense if after the first time she either hired a security company to park outside her house at 10 dollars an hour, or even get a motherfucker to stand next to the door for the same fucking price. Maybe she could even get an alarm system or pretty much anything because getting robbed 3 times in a year is a little fucking excessive and I guess it’s made her paranoid cuz here she is sneakin around, hoping no one sees her….or maybe that’s caused by the prescription drugs…either way I think she looks amazing….

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Robbed

2009

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Guess what…here are my links. I thought maybe I should write more interesting stuff about my afternoon and night but there’s nothing interesting to say. From seeing a dirty old man get a boner asking a busty teen what her dog’s name is, to doing shots with someone who must have been 15 who snuck out of his house at a local pub, nothing was all that out of the ordinary, so I might as well just give you assholes something to click on….but first…

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Now here are the rest of my stepLINKS

Because Even the Tuesday Night Movie is Too Expensive For Your Broke Ass
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I Think This is Quite Possibly The Best Picture I Have Ever Seen Ever
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Some Bitch Named Nadine Cole Has a See Through Moment
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Everything is WiFi, Including the Hoes!
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A Fake Sex Game Show is Better Than the No Sex You Are Getting Presently
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I Love Me Some Mila Kunis
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Nude Models In Hotel Rooms
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Granny is Blind and She Went Into the Wrong Store…
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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This Clip of Anna Wintour on David Letterman is Actually Hilarious
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6 Cash For Clunkers Spin-Offs We’d Like To See
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Melanie Griffith is En Route to Rehab
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Striptease of the Day
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In Hollywood, Even Crazy Can Get a Job
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The Sluts of the New Melrose Place
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I Don’t Give a Shit About Her New Song, But Katherine McPhee is Lookin Good With Blonde Hair
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Sandy Summers is Coming Out to Play
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Guess Who the Most Dangerour Celebrity On the Internet Is?
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Sorry But Nritney Spears Is Still a Fat Piece of White Trash
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Sara Jean Underwood Gallery
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is FUCKED
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Satin Bloom is On the Beach
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Hey Asshole, Get Your Eyes Checked – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Arika Oils Up Her Rack
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Angelik is Busty
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If a Fat Guy Doing the Splits on a Skateboard Isn’t Funny, Then I Don’t Know What Is
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When All Else Fails, Blame The Wind!
(Police Women of Broward County is My New Favorite Show)
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Some Random Photos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Yeah I’d Bang Maggie Grace
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Sophie Howard is Topless
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Dirty Dirty Teacher
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Shauna Sand Revisited
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Now THATS the Type of Lolipop They Love
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Because If You Can’t Win in Vegas, You May as Well Get Laid
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A Good Playboy Spread Always Makes My Day Better
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Awhh They Are Lettin The Fat Girls Model
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REAL LIFE TRANSFORMER!!
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Nixon’s Long Lost Sex Tape
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WTF is Up With Taylor Swifts Arms?
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Now That a Perfect Body
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This Wife Swap Show Never Stops Getting Funny
DON’T TAKE A MAN’S BACON
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The 50 Funniest Internet Infographics
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Please Go Away Katy Perry
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Holly Madison Upskirt — Hef Is Such a Fuckin’ Moron!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

25

Aug

Katy Perry Doesn’t Want You Lookin’ Up Her Skirt of the Day

Here are pictures of Katy Perry not showing us her pussy while getting out of a car. I like to think she’s doing us a favor because I don’t know what kind of mess she has been hiding in her underwear, but based on everything about her, I can safely assume it is disgusting but not as disgusting as me fucking writing about this. I wonder what went wrong in my life that I sit her every fucking day writing about bitches who are totally fucking useless to me. I don’t dig their work or their look and I sure as hell can’t pay them to suck my fucking dick and give them an extra 10 dollars to lick my dirty ass, so why the fuck am I doing this…I guess I’ll never know….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Upskirt

2009

25

Aug

Naked Man in a Van with a Rifle Gets Arrested of the Day

I don’t know what kind of world we live in where we can’t sit in our van’s naked with a rifle threatening to blow the motherfucker up if people get any closer and if we do we get arrested. Where’s the fuckin’ freedom in that. I call bullshit. We’re all fucking slaves to the man, like the women in Muslim countries, but our government was just better at tricking us into thinking we’re not by telling us how free we are over and fucking over again….

Posted in:Naked Man

2009

25

Aug

Lady Gaga Tryin’ to Be Dramatic of the Day

Lady Gaga’s life is like a far too long, played out high school play that was writen by the girl no one talked to who had a thing for old movies. The quality of her acting is fucking garbage and the storyline is weak…..

Her facial expressions and dramatic performance is like the time my highschool friend turned drag queen thought he got his period after convincing us he was pregnant for 3 months, something we all knew was impossible but didn’t want to upset him about and instead went along with it, cuz he was a little unstable. Only she looks more like a dude/ Marilyn Manson with that nose and weak chin than he did….

I hate her. She is annoying and I don’t know what this glamour hollywood from the ’50s bullshit is, but it’s fuckin’ nauseating…she’s not Marilyn Monroe being carted off to prison for having mob ties, or fuckin’ Audrey Hepburn coming out of a fucking abortion clinic with a man she’s having extra marital affairs with, she’s a tacky piece of garbage who doesn’t deserve the attention she’s getting….but what do I know….

Posted in:Glamor|Lady Gaga

2009

25

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in St Barth doing a Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Here Doutzen Kroes, a model you all know from Victoria’s Secret, because they’ve given her a set of wings and made her an official angel or whatever the fuck it is that they do for their top performers who sign their fuckin life’s away to the company, never being able to escape the numerous in store appearances or perfume launch parties, unless the “Gods” at the head office find out you have a penis like they did with Gisele that fateful day they walked in on her taping her dick back into her ass for a panty shoot because they didn’t want people knowing they accidentally robbed a Brazilian tranny prostitute from her small town in Brazil, it’s bad for the Christian fundamentalists who buy their bras…and she’s flashing her skin colored bra, a bra color that always reminds me of my grandmother.

Posted in:Bra|Doutzen Kroes|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret