2009
19
Aug
I just found the topless pictures of Amber Rose. I already did this post, just figured I’d throw these out there even though she was hotter when she was covering up, because I guess I like the mystery, when I normally don’t like shit covered up, I like it bare and raw, but when it comes to lesbians Kanye met at the homo-club at his local community center, I guess everything changes….
Posted in:Amber Rose|Topless
2009
19
Aug
I guess the new place I am going to have to get my creep on is going to be at some luxurious pedicure spot because I didn’t realize that girls go to that shit in skirts and more importantly, I didn’t think that they sat with their feet propped up like they were acting all shy at a gyno exam. Unfortunately, chubby Kristin Cavallari the bottom feeding idiot who thought she was too good for The Hills only to come crawling back to The Hills like at least one of my ex girlfriends, but that only happened because she was an immigrant who developed a serious drug addiction and the guy she left me for beat the fuck out of her before dying of an overdose and she had no where else to sleep and figured my couch was a good halfway house, until waking up every night with my dick inside her uninvited. I figured if it is my couch its my business…but now I don’t have a couch anymore, everything is my disgusting wifes’, so I luckily don’t have all these complicated issues to deal with…..except when my wife tries to rape me when I am sitting on her couch and busts the same logic I used….
Either way, Here’s Hollywood’s kitchen garbage of a person getting her nails done and inspiring a whole lot of men to look twice when walking by the nail salon….
Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Upskirt
2009
19
Aug
Renee Zellweger has a scary monster face. I’m not sure if bitch went to her plastic surgeon and told him she wants to look like a dinosaur or a halloween mask on a regular basis cuz it will give her comepetitive advantage in her career, or if this is just the way she was born, because this kinds of genetic confusion happens, especially if the parents are related, but at least she’s makin’ an effort to pop her booty to distract us like so many ugly girls have done before her. That slut.
Posted in:Booty|Renee Zellweger
2009
19
Aug
Everyone says that Audrina is an idiot, I wouldn’t know because I haven’t seen the show, and even if I had seen the show, I wouldn’t believe it because it’s all a staged lie, but I have met idiot girls over the years and as frustrating as they are to talk to or to try to have a conversation with, they are usually really easy to convince to fuck, because they only really understand the basic functions of being human like eating, going to the bathroom, sleeping and fucking, unfortunately, some of the bitches I’ve been with have mixed that shit up and in the middle of fucking have either passed out or pissed / shit all over me but I feel that’s got more to do with the roofies and less to them being idiots, but lets face it, they’d never be on roofies if they weren’t idiots but were smart enough to keep me 10 feet away from their unsupervised drink….
Either way, Audrina’s fake tits in a see thru shirt – fake tits even you could be rockin in front of the mirror if you have enough money and an open minded surgeon in Thailand….
Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Thru
2009
19
Aug
Here are some pictures of Katie Price pumping gas because I like to remind you that this miracle is capable of everything from having the dumbest fuckin tits, to having the most extensive product line, to being married to a homosexual only to divorce the homosexual, to having a retard baby, and now to pumping fuckin’ gas. She’s a modern day hero, someone needs to give this bitch the nobel prize or some shit….or even the Pullitzer prize for one of her books…or some even erect a monument after her and I’m not talking about in your pants you low standard tacky bitch lovin weirdo.
Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Pumping
2009
19
Aug
I hate Beyonce and I am glad that Jay-Z cheats on her all the time, at least that’s what I assume he would do, because any man locked into some kind of bullshit relationship with a high maintenance twat who seemingly only cares and talks about herself while plotting evil Voodoo shit in her desinger bed sheets against those people who beat her in Award shows, like Jennifer Hudson, but here she is showing off her lazy ass that she tries to make hot while jogging on the treadmill rehearsing her Oscar speech to stay inspired in her work or some shit, and I’ll let you admire her because I can’t, partially because I find her vile, but also because she does enough admiring of herself that she doesn’t need any from us….
Here are some more pictures of Jay Z pretending to be happily married to this cunt….
2009
19
Aug
I guess it was time for Kanye to make an appearance with a girl to keep up the lie that he’s not a fag. So he chose the most obnoxious bikini he could find, you know one that he’s seen in the stripclubs the last time he had to pretend he was straight, or maybe he saw it in one of the porn mags one of his homies stole from the convenience store when they were 16 and back Kanye when Kanye realized he liked shopping better than pussy. I’m not really complaining though, she’s got a hefty booty and shit is pretty fuckin alright to look at, even if I see the gold diggin’ in her eyes, you can’t hate a bitch for riding the opportunity wave and milkin some insecure dude who is willing to be milked as long as she doesn’t try to put her hand on his dick cuz he’d find that gross…..
Posted in:Amber Rose|Kanye West
2009
19
Aug
Black men are fuckin fertile as shit. No wonder the line at my local Walmart is filled 25 year old girls, black, white and asian all pushing around their 2-4 black babies in fake designer clothes. It’s like brothers don’t use condoms, don’t mind cumming in a bitch and have no fear of having to take care of the shit, cuz when you’re a rapper or street hustler, all you gotta do is throw some money at them, or disappear and not answer your two-way.
Lil Wayne just had a kid a few months ago, and today reported he’s pregnant again with some Jewish Black chick named Lauren London, who has been in movies and music videos and who clearly has no fuckin’ taste, cuz last time I checked, Lil Wayne was a good rapper, but pretty fucking disgusting to look at. Maybe she shoulda actled like all the Jewish girls I know and licked it like al lollipop like shit was Jewish summer camp instead of letting it explode inside her uterus….and here are some pics of her from 2006 cuz I love black girls…even when they are Jewish and not officially black…
2009
19
Aug
Britney Spears was on Letterman in a bikini doing the top 10 list while I was at the worst movie in the history of movies called Funny People, that I assume was intentionally not funny at all, if anything it was pure fucking garbage that made me lose all faith in Hollywood and their ability to make something worth watching, it left me dying to die at least 5 times in the movie, I wished I was the one with the terminal disease, one fast moving enough to end the fuckin’ pain by the first hour of the movie. The real annoying thing in the whole experience was that 2 years ago I saw all those dudes doing a stand-up routine and every single joke from that comedy show that made me want to kill myself was in the fuckin’ movie, only they threw in some Adam Sandler stupid voices and a shitty fucking drawn out storyline and I shoulda been jerking off to Letterman not because he is so dreamy in his golden years, but because Britney was on the shit.
Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears
2009
19
Aug
Disney is one of those companies that is so tightly knit into the kids that shit pretty much helps raise the youth. From the time Disney started back in Walt’s basement after sunday school lessons where all the little boys would sit on his lap and watch cartoons to now when Vanessa Hudgens whores out on the internet and here’s the proof that a Disney shouldn’t play the wholesome card, we all know they are directly involved in kids being sexual at younger and younger ages, whether its Miley Cyrus’ vagina in the offices of their executives or a couple 12 year olds finger banging to that new interracial movie they are droppin, or even a blow job on Space Mountain or the Tea Cups,.Disney’s got it’s scary corporate hands in the shit…and I am sure they are makin’ money on it….I wouldn’t be surprised if the motherfuckers invented Plan B contraceptive, I mean provided they were interested in girls who have had their period, but to these perverts, puberty is just yucky…remember Peter Pan? Exactly…..
Posted in:kids|Vanessa Hudgens
