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2009

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I am in diabetic … or maybe I am seeing double because I have been drinking for the last 5 hours and I don’t know my own name…but for some reason…I know how to type and post my stepLINKS…if only that was considered a talent…that said here are my stepLINKS……

Because the Movies Probably Aren’t Within Your Budget
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If My Dreams of Fucking Robin Wright Penn Are Shattered Again, I’m Going to BE One, Sad Fatman
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AHHHH JAPAN!!! What Will You Think Of Next?!
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The 10 Hottest Girls From Tarantino Films
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I Hate Sports More Than Anyone, But Lebron James is Amazing
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Sophie Monk Makes Me Wanna Push It
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Angel is Back and Hotter Than Ever
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Billy Piper Nip Slip Throwback
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Some of the Twilight Sluts
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If Michael Vick Had a Comic
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Striptease of the Day
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Brad Pitt Is A LIE-LIE-LIAR!
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Fucking Cunt
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Whatever I Would Bang This Broad, But I Guess That’s Not Saying Much
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Celine Dion’s Vagina Is About to Be as Weathered As Her Face
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Blue Eyed Loren
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I Wish I was Banging Macauly Culkin – I Mean Mile Kunis – Too
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Madonna is So Fucking Gross
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Lohan is Really Starting to Look Beat
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Mandy Moore Made a Funny
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Kenga is Nude
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Mega Road Works Crash – VIDEO
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For the First Time…
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Heather Starlet is Dreamy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The Gays Really Seem To Have a Way With People
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2 Dirty Dancing Blondes
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Web Came Girl Love
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Emmanuelle Chriqui is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Liz Fuller is Topless
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GET A ROOM YOU CUNT
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Carli Banks is Lovely
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Rhianna Bikini Throwback
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Kristi Has an E Cup
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Because the Ladies ARe The Only Good Thing About Bars
I Have Booze at Home
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Why Hello There Peaches and Ivette
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Go on a Rampage With Your IGun
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There’s Something About Mary…
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Everybody Hates Michael Vick
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Now That’s an Asshole!
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FRENCH FASHION MODEL IS ALSO A HOT FUCKIN’ PORN STAR … MY KIND OF GIRL!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Aug

Old Tired Haggard Sluts Hanging Out Together of the Day

Here are two Old Vaginas that need to be hung up in the rafters of the local arena and retired becuase collectively they have made more men hard than the history of the US Army since they have reached the sunset years of their sex appeal, were spotted having a secret meeting about how they are going to bring it all back by working together as a team, because they think an infomercial about 2 washed up pussies everyone wanted to fuck combined being a better deal than 1 fresh pussy will be bigger than the thighmaster, but instead they should be enjoying their menopausal hot flashes and weak bladders when telling war stories of turning men on in their glory days over a game of Bridge or Lawn bowling. Just let it go girls….

Posted in:Dinner|Pamela Anderson|Suzanne Somers

2009

18

Aug

I See Dead People / Mischa Barton of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart. I shouldn’t be hating on these pictures of Mischa Barton because for the longest time I’ve said she looked her best as the dead kid under the bed with stomach flu from the move Sixth Sense, and now she’s finally goin’ back to her roots, only instead of movie make-up, this shit is real fuckin’ deal unhealthiness and it is really sexy. I guess it’s the same reason I went hunting through the Emergency Room at every hospital trying to find people with Swine Flu or terminal illness to be there last lover like I’m the fuckin’ make a wish foundation, or how my friend applied for a job at the morgue to wash dead people, because of all the pussy he figured he’d getto see that wouldn’t say no, only she’s not dead yet, just going through a bit of a rough patch that may leave her dead while lookin’ like death and the whole thing is far too gothic for me, bitch needs to invest in some blush, or a spray tan, maybe even a vacation cuz this is almost to the point of scary.

Posted in:death|Mischa Barton

2009

18

Aug

Janice Dickinson’s Thinks She’s The Original Supermodel of the Day

I read somewhere that Janice Dickinson claims she is the original supermodel, meaning before her there was no other supermodel and since her there have been thousands of supermodels. I know it is a lie, because if she really believed that she was a fuckin’ supermodel, she’d put a little more pressure on herself than to go out lookin like this haggard piece of dog shit that just got run over by a bus. I mean the only thing super on her is the fact that she’s got a set of fake tits and that’s only super in the ghetto stripclub where drug addiction makes saving up 5,000 dollars impossible, where as Dickinson’s tits are just a dime a fuckin dozen where she’s from and I guess I shouldn’t be bothering posting on her but there’s not backing down now. I am in too deep.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Supermodel

2009

18

Aug

Melody Thornton and Her Legs of the Day

Here’s some Melody Thornton bitch from Pussycat Dolls showing off her legs and the fascinating thing about her is that I couldn’t figure out if she was a fucking Mexican or a black chick and it turns out she’s fucking both, something I thought was impossible based on every single time I tried to have sex with a black girl and it pretty constant cuz I love black girls, I’ve been rejected, I guess this just proves that the world is a bigger than just my insignificant life. I had no idea now here are her legs.

Posted in:Legs|Melody Thornton

2009

18

Aug

Blake Lively’s Cleavage on Set of the Day

Blake Lively’s got a push-up bra, just thought you should know.

Posted in:Blake Lively|cleavage

2009

18

Aug

Madonna is Still Obnoxious of the Day

In case you were wondering, and I know you were, because the song Material Girl really connected with you back when it came out, at least to the point where you were bouncing around your house singing it in your mom’s dress in front of the mirror until your dad walked in on you and beat the fuck out of you for being a little queer, something he didn’t ever accept or want in his house, forceing you to supress that part of your life, but take on carpentry or Football to prove to him how much of a man you are, blocking out that love for Madonna for your entire life, leaving you unsure why every time her songs come on you feel like crying….Madonna is fuckin’ ridiculous.

Sure swimming in shorts and a tank top was a good thing, so that we don’t have to see her dying corpse of a body, but having a motherfucker hold an umbrella over her head is just fuckin crazy….

Posted in:Madonna|Obnoxious

2009

18

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Pet Monkey on a Walk of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is such a show off. I know there have been rumors of her going broke and not being relelvant or getting work, but if she was so fuckin’ broke, how the fuck could she afford a pet monkey. That’s on some exotic, eccentric pet collector shit that is really only for rich crazy people like Michael Jackson and here she is showin’ it off, just to remind us that she’s better than us. I wonder if she changes its diapers or if she has hired help to do that for her. I guess I will never know.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Monkey

2009

18

Aug

Ghetto Fights Live From The Motherfuckin’ Projects of the Day

This video is fucking hysterical. It is live from the Motherfuckin’ Projects and two ghetto bitches are goin’ at each other. One of them is topless, possibly pregnant, and she pulls out her fuckin’ tits while fighting with a bitch…..She gets her shirt back on, she rips a homie’s chain of and next thing you know he’s beating the fuck out of her and she’s topless again. The whole thing is fucking amazing.

People all bitch about being poor and desperate and suffering in America, you know being forced to revert back to tribal instinct to survive, but shit is a lot of fuckin’ fun, the only crazy shit that happens in rich neighborhoods is anorexia, adultery and the gardener making too much noise with his leaf blower, and maybe the occasional all night teenage cocaine sex parties when their parents are in Florida for the weekend, which is alright, but way less authentic than this and really how ghetto can they possibly be if they are recording the shit…. Enjoy.

Posted in:Ghetto Fights

2009

18

Aug

Lil’ Kim Performing With Her Tits of the Day

Lil Kim is a whore, not that you didn’t already know that, not that we actually know that she is one because for the most part girls who are this sexual on the outside are really fucking garbage in the bedroom, not that Lil Kim is really sexual on the outside, she looks more like a plastic Asian sex doll, but the way she presents herself is pure whore. A real brainless marketing strategy for anyone with a pussy.

Here is Some Video of her Tits talking bullshit to some Romanian dude because whenever I hear that Romanian accent I get excited and assume it is going to end in gypsies juggling beach balls with bears at some traveling circus.

Speaking of Romania, I once knew a Romanian dude who had a 14 inch penis and everytime we got carded buying beer or cigarettes he’d pull his dick out for the clerk and say “does this look underage”….a dick probably too small to touch the walls of Lil Kim’s massive meaty vagina…..that she’s Poppin in this video in Romania

And here are some pictures of her performing and rockin’ a mic like it was cock promising to relaunch her career….

Posted in:Lil Kim|Tits