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2009

28

Aug

Roberto Cavalli and His Russian Model Mail Order of the Day

When you’re one of the few fashion designers who is totally loaded to the fuckin’ tits from your fashion designing and you live the life of fuckin’ luxury who isn’t gay, despite what your bathing suit may imply, you pretty much have access to all the model pussy because they work for you and look up to you like you’re some kind of God and the whole thing gets pretty exciting because the fashion industry is about knee deep in fuckin’ pussy.
So here is Cavalli hangin with some Russian model who must have been really hard to seduce, you know by taking her so far away from her one bedroom, bathroom down the hall, communist apartment she once lived in, cuz hanging out on yachts in a bikini s a hell of a lot less that eating rationed bread and beets while plotting your escape from the hell that you live in….

Posted in:Bikini|Roberto Cavalli|Russian Model

2009

28

Aug

Wendy Williams Makes Me Laugh While She Cries About Being a Failure of a Mother of the Day

Wendy Williams is some radio host who they decided to give a TV show to, despite having the body and face for fuckin’ radio. I hate that expression and I know it is dated cuz no one listens to the radio anymore and there are a whole lot of ugly people on TV, but when we are forced to look at her manly fuckin’ face, it takes from whatever she’s saying and the good news is that in this clip from her pretty new show, she’s starts crying about how inadequate she felt as a mother for not breast feeding, cuz she was confused by the concepts, since it was not natural for her to know what to do, since she’s a fuckin’ dude and she even admits she has implants, the titty choice of most transgendered people, making me think her pregancy was more of a smuggling a baby in from some third world country and that who gaining 197 lbs and being bed ridden was just to make the whole thing more dramatic and believable….Either way, I love laughing at other people’s misfortunes especially when they are so clearly for fuckin’ ratings. Wendy Williams…you are garbage.

Posted in:Breast Feeding|Crying|Wendy WIlliams

2009

28

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I was just talking to a girl who begs her boyfriend to piss on her, who fucks him and his friends at the same time, who loves sucking pussy when her man fucks it and she asked if I was a horny dude because of all the sex talk I annoy people with and I realized that I’m really not all that horny. Sure, I like talking shop with whores and I really find pussy and tits the only really interesting thing in life, but I’m not as weird as a lot of people about sex and that kinda makes me feel inadequate. I’ve never shat on a girl sexually, I’ve never had my ass fisted, I’ve never jerked off on a chick with five of my friends, I’ve never even tagged teamed a chick, I’ve never even fucked a girl who just finished fuckin’ my friend in the other room who offered us a two for one deal, I’m not into fetish or bondage, I am just standard and boring and all I really want is to bag a black girl or maybe a couple hot lesbians…

Sure, I’d love to piss on a couple of chicks who just finished bouncing off my dick, but I just don’t think I have enough dick to go around, enough stamina to keep up, or the ability to even get hard, so when I see these pictures of a horse with hard nipples, I don’t know what to do with them, since I’m so fuckin’ vanilla and the last thing I’d want to do with a horse is shove my dick in it, I’d rather ride it into the motherfuckin’ sunset, like the I pretend cowboy I am everytime I drink Bourbon…
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Posted in:Nipples|Sarah Jessica Parker

2009

28

Aug

Pixie Lott Slutty FHM Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Pixie Lott, she’s 18, she just released her first single a couple months ago in the UK and shit’s apparently poppin’ on the charts which means it’s probably fucking garbage. I know this because Virgin bought over our local radio station and I have to listen to the European countdown every once in a while when my wife has the shit on and most of the time, their pop music makes me want to kill myself but then again so do most things.

The good news is that she’s young tight bodied and eager and ambitious young girls make for an easy blowjob and even if you’re not the one getting it, because you’re a nobody who can’t advance her career, the idea of her willingness helps with the masturbation to her pics from some FHM photoshoot.

Posted in:FHM|Pixie Lott

2009

28

Aug

Audrina Hanging with Fat Chicks of the Day

I don’t like The Hills or any of the people it unintentionally threw up who became celebrities, but there’s something about these pictures that I find hot. Maybe it’s Audrina’s stumpy legs and round ass, or maybe it’s the look on her face that reminds me of the time I was working as a janitor at a mall and this old man just kinda sat in the food court with these empty look on his face for 8 hours before we checked on him to find that he was dead, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got big round fake tits and I’ve never seen big round fake tits like they are something magical, oh wait, I have seen fake tits on numerous whores and I never get impressed with that shit cuz it’s like getting impressed over someone’s new t-shirt or someshit, so I guess I find these hot because she hangs with fat chicks cuz fat chicks are what my life is all about and as miserable as they are, they are always fascinating to watch eat.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Fat Chicks

2009

28

Aug

Katie Price is Working Out with Lame MMA Dudes of the Day

Just when I thought Katie Price wasn’t tacky or trashy enough, pictures of her surface training with MMA type dudes in their Tapout clothes, which is pretty much the bottom feeder trailer park Ed Hardy and the shit irritates me just as much but on a different level, because all these lame gym-bo’s who train to fight are far more annoying to be stuck next to waiting for a drink at the bar than a group of clueless chachi motherfuckers, because both groups are loud, but one group gets excited watching people get their faces smashed in while suckin on their slutty girlfriend’s fake aspiring porn star tit with their friends while the other like soccer, tight pants and eating fuckin’ spaghetti with their hot girlfriend who just doesn’t rub them as well as their friend Johnny.

That’s not to say that both groups aren’t closet case homosexuals, it is just to say that one is a hell of a lot more angry and poor and instead of pumping fists to electonic music drinking bottles of Goose like the Ed Hardy crowd, the Tapout crowd is drinking beer and punching each other as hard as they can to build up their pain threshold for the day they become the fighters they aspire to be…..and I like to avoid all that shit.

Posted in:Katie Price|Working Out

2009

28

Aug

Alice Dellal and her Crazy Outfit of the Day

Her name is Alice Dellal and she’s a model from the UK with a lesbian haircut and lesbian outfit that’s supposed to be on some 70s or 80s punkrock shit, but looks more like bitch is cruisin’ the streets for a woman’s fist to shove in her pussy, and not so into the fuckin’ music. I think you call this look tryin’ a little too fuckin’ hard, but what do I know, I don’t get paid millions to model my ugly lesbian body down runways with the world’s latest fashions, I just know it looks disgusting in a herpes infested gutter slut, pussy smelling like feces and death because she let her pet rat crawl up in her to stay warm and before dying, he used her as the toilet she fuckin’ is, but again, what do I know….

Posted in:Alice Dellal|Crazy

2009

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t wear a shirt with breasts drawn on the shit if you don’t want to get random men grabbing your fat tits and making derogatory comments like I am a common whore walking down the street, when I don’t even have a fucking vagina. Don’t go out on the weekend NASCAR is in town and expect to meet cool people. Do drink yourself stupid but don’t get caught masturbating on the bus ride home, even if no erect, they can still arrest you.


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Because It’s Not Quite the Weekend Yet
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Guess Who Needs An Ed Hardy Intervention?
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Survival Tips With Gavin
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The 10 Hottest Wrestling Sluts Of All Time
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Christina Ricci Wears Daisy Dukes
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Short Skirt Hidden Camera Escalator Fun
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Lily Allen See Through Pants
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What Do You Do When You See a Falling Brick?
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Yeah I’d Bang Me Some Sandra Bullock
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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STFU Madonna
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I Think Aubrey O’Day’s Dog is Better Looking Than She Is
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EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BAN TOGETHER AND FIND THE LOHAN LESBIAN SEX TAPE
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Curb Your Entusiasm is Going to Be Amazing This Season
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Blue Eyed Gaby
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I Still Hate Her And All But I’m Loving Kim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair
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Miley Ctrus Jailbait Shortshorts
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Behind the Scenes With Pixie Lott
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Kayden Kross is on the Floor
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Idiot Rides Scooter, Runs Into Pole – VIDEO
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Vodka Tampons & Anal Beer Bongs: It’s The Thing In Arizona
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A Couple of Little Lezzies
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Rachel Roxxx The Penthouse
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Eva Herzigova for Numero
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Lion Wants to ROAR
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Nicole Rochie Bikini Throwback
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Cartoon Fruit Porn
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Sophie Howard By the Pool
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Sexy, Sexy Teen
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Anna Kournikova At Some Party Talking or Some Shit
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She’s a Cheerful Cherrleader1
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Club Hotties//Lights Camera Action
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Maria Venus Makes Staring At Her Easy
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Remember Chili From TLC?
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The Taratino Mixtape
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Here’s Hoping Anne Heche Brings the Crazy Back
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Get Naked or Die?
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Georgia Jones is in the Mirror
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Some Hot Amateurs With Hot Eyes
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I’ve Never HEard Much of Tori Amos’s Music, But I Like Her Already
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2 Chicks … 4 Huge Breasts … My Kinda Lesbian Party!
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This Hooters’ Girl Has The BIGGEST Tits!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Aug

Geri Halliwell in Her Bikini in France of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. I want to know why when I first looked at this shit, I thought she had a 6-pack, but in reality, she’s just got a sloppy mom stomach and I guess she pulled some magic eye trick, or drew the abs on, to trick us into thinking she’s got it going on, when in reality it looks like someone hacked away at her stomach like she was a pork roast , tied up and ready to feed the whole family, something she can relate to because that’s how she likes to be treated in the bedroom and that’s how she got pregnant in the first place….yes, it’s true, I hear she doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, the month it was conceived there were too many potential fathers that only a paternity test will decide…..
Either way, she’s got a good ass and here are the pics…





And Here Are Some Other Pictures of Her Stomach in a Bikini….


Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell

2009

27

Aug

Karen Mulder Parties in Leather Shorts of the Day

Here is Karen Mulder, some washed up model I wanna fuck and she’s dressed like a gay biker on Gay Pride weekend lookin’ for twink man pussy to gang rape. You know all leather all the time. Throw in a few poppers, maybe a little meth and ask the DJ to play your favorite song and we’ve got a fuckin’ party.

Sure at 39 years old you should probably be doing better, more responsible things with your time, like raising your 3 year old and not jacking your shorts in your pussy to make the shit sweat while too wasted to get it nice and lubricated enough to fuck in the bathroom, because shit doesn’t work the way it used to, especially when you’re drunk but I’m 40 and I’m not doing anything responsible because responsible is fucking boring and if anything I should try to befriend her so I can stop wasting my time with poverty parties and follow her around to party in luxury cuz she made her money when she was youn so that she could party into the fucking sunset, while I still have to steal from my wife to buy 40s.

So Karen Mulder, if you’re out there, let me be your Scully (I figured the x-files reference would give you virgins a boner, you’re welcome)……..

Posted in:Karen Mulder|Leather Shorts