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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

Aug

Aubrey O’Day on Wendy Williams of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day was on Wendy WIlliams, a show I’ve never seen, but assume is hosted by a man dressed like a woman, and Audrey and her talk about her weave, getting fired for not fucking Diddy and some Playboy bullshit and I guess she’s here trying to get the support of black women everywhere so that they invite her to their houses so she can fuck all their brothers, cuz that’s why she’s been getting herself thick for. She also sings some stupid song, shows off her body and hearing her talk her bullshit always makes me feel better about myself so I figure I should share that joy with you….with interviews like this someone needs to pull the plug on this bitch but never will because she’s black and no one wants to touch that shit for fear of getting called a racist…on the positive side of things – she hates on Heidi Montag and that’s a good thing….but really at this point who doesn’t….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Wendy WIlliams

2009

Aug

Annalynne McCord Does Nylon Magazine of the Day

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In doing this bullshit site, I sometimes get real shitty promotional items sent to me. It’s rare but since I don’t get paid, I guess people feel shitty enough for me and my poverty that they figure I could use free clothes or some shit and for some reason someone gave me a Nylon Magazine t-shirt and I knew that wearing it would be risky, as it is the Hipster and aspiring hipster bible and is more popular than ever, especially now that hispter is mainstream, but I took it on a test ride and not only did a couple weird lesbians with lesbian haircuts and canvas shoes give me props, but so did every homosexual I walked by, like I was one of their own, and like the fact that I was in soiled sweatpants and mismatched lace-less shoes, with ratty ass unshowered hair and a pre-pubescent-lookin unshaven beard was all part of some outfit I had cooridinated and I wasn’t down. So when I got home and took that shit that was rotting inside me only to realize I had no toilet paper, my Nylon Magazine t-shirt was the logical casuality and as I wiped my ass with it realized just how handy shit actually was, so thanks to the person who sent it to me and just so you know, it is living happily in a bunched up shitty ball in the alley outside my house where it was destined to end up….

Speaking of shit covered Nylon Magazine shirts, it turns out that the actually magazine is shit covered this month, with pictures of Annalynne McCord.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Nylon

2009

Aug

Brittny Gastineau is Still Fat and Dumpy of the Day

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Brittny Gastineau is a girl who I used to make fun of on TWITTER, I’d call her fat and a pig and all that shit cuz she would hide her dumpy body in expensive dresses that complimented her body by pushing out her fat chick tits in a way that her dumpy ass stomach was barely noticable and she would write back here and there calling me an asshole and now seeing her in her sweatpants makes me believe that she’s finally come to terms with her shit and accepted that she is fat and that the biggest achievement of her life was being featured in that Bruno movie, I mean other than the time her and her BFF Kim Kardashian polished off an all you can eat buffet cuz they are disgusting cunts. Here she is out on her period, or just being the lazy slob that got her in this mess in the first place and here are the pics for my black readers who like their pussy thick and who I blame for making these bitches think they got it going on…

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|Fat

2009

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Future Ugly Watch of the Day

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Here is a glimpse into the future for all you Ashley Tisdale lovers. Now I hate Ashley Tisdale and I really have no reason why I do, because she’s really got nothing to do with my life in any fucking way, I don’t even watch her on TV or in Movies and I hardly know anything about her, but there’s just something about her cunt face that makes me angry that she is famous. She should be working at a Jewish summer camp teaching kids how to my gimp bracelets, maybe losing her virginity to some of her campers because guys her own age don’t want anything to do with her busted up fucking face and not working for fuckin’ Disney… and what also pisses me off about her is that I know people who know her from growing up and that she is actually 29 years old and playing this teenage piece of shit, but that doesn’t piss me off as much as the fact that her mother isn’t fat, because if she was, that would have made me happy, you know, getting a look at what is gonna happen to her when she’s all growed the fuck up so now I’m just left with laughing at her stupid lookin face….here are the pics

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

Aug

Rihanna Showing off Her Stomach of the Day

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I don’t understand why hipsters are dressing like poverty trash from the 90s. It is starting to piss me off everytime I see a motherfucker with a mullet, stupid glasses, a loud throwback t-shirt of some garbage sports team, a pair of tight cut off acid wash jean shorts, a fanny pack and fuckin’ velcro shoes with stupid socks pulled up, like they were the retarded kid down the street who huffed gas for a good time cuz he couldn’t afford fuckin’ booze, so Rihanna in this vest just doesn’t make sense to me. Not that I’m a fashionable dude, but because she looks like a fuckin’ idiot and as the days progress and the fact my dog barked at her on TV like she was a dog, I’m starting to hate her more and more and I’d thought I’d let you all know that praise I was giving her was just misguided jungle fever.

Posted in:Rihanna|Stomach

2009

Aug

Hilary Duff Whoring Out on Gossip Girl of the Day

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I guess Hilary Duff got herself on Gossip Girl for more than one reason. Yesterday, I said that she was doing it to stay relevant, jumping up on a hot show so people would remember her, but now I think it’s got more to do with her using the show as an opportunity to get her TV crush up in her pussy because I guess now that she’s got all fat and dumpy and her boyfriend and his Hockey Team have slowed down on the stickin’ her ass and pussy while jerking each other off in some sort of team building initiation since it is the off season or some shit has made her desperate and figured she might as well get paid for male attention instead of paying for it and I guess none of that matters but here’s the picture proof anyway, cuz that’s what I do..

Posted in:Gossip Girl|Hilary Duff

2009

Aug

Brittany Snow Getitng Out of a Car and Showing Us Up Her Skirt of the Day

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Her name is Brittany Snow and I had no idea who she was because her face is ugly and I don’t really like ugly chicks unless my dick is bounching off their “soft palate”, but it turns out that she’s from Tampa, a quite luxurious place if you are white trash and I also found out that her dad quit his job as an insurrance broker to work for her organizing her “schedule”, which is code for taking 20% of her paycheck cuz it worked out to more that the 45,000 dollars a year he was making before, only now he doesn’t have to go into work every fucking day, and I guess its the least this cunt could do because he pretty much made her and speaking of cunt, here he is getting in or out of a car flashing something that may or may not be her black vagina, and is probably just black panties…enjoy….weirdo.

Posted in:Brittany Snow|Upskirt

2009

Aug

Joan Rivers Risks Melting in the Sun of the Day

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Sometimes when I am in bed late at night, I lay there thinking that if Joan Rivers’ face looks like this….what could her pussy possibly look like…is it made of plastic, or a rubber insert, or is it the original model she was born with, that’s had no work done to it and is riped like the old peach I found behind my kitchen table last week and I don’t even eat peaches. Shit was so rotten, it was just a dried up shell…there was no moisture or smell, just death…..and I guess I will never know the answer….

Posted in:Joan Rivers|Plastic Surgery

2009

Aug

Joanna Krupa is Making a Shitty Comeback of the Day

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Joanna Krupa would be more interesting of a slut if she actually grew up in Poland during communism, instead the bitch fled the shit when she was 5 like some little pussy too scared to enter the Eastern European sex trade and that kind of lack of discipline and commitment to her journey to America the land of opportunity makes me mad. When I know she got her at 5 and lived an American life, with American wants and needs and lazy American struggle to the top, I realize why she is barely famous, but tried a few years ago and is trying again by being on Dancing with the Stars who are hardly stars….and here she is at some event….

All this whole comeback thing is too bad, because before she hit rock bottom she was modeling for some trashy lingerie company, showing off her titties and even rockin’s some crotchless panties, leading me to believe if things got bad enough for her, she woulda sucked dick on camera to stay relevant but then fuckin’ Dancing with the Stars had to ruin that shit for me….Cocksuckers….

Posted in:Comeback|Joanna Krupa

2009

Aug

Melissa Joan Hart’s Ugly Face Making Ugly Faces of the Day

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I used to watch TGIF on ABC a bunch of years back and ponder where I went wrong in my life that at 30 I was sitting at home drinking whiskey with two teenage girls who weren’t mine watching TGIF on ABC like being wholesome was supposed to be fun or some shit. It was a turning point in my life where I figured I had made a mistake and fucking hookers and drinking myself into the gutter on random drug induced adventures was a hell of a lot more interesting that this shit and whenever this Teenage Witch bullshit would come on, I’d get real mad, because her fucked up face fucked up the only thing that was interesting about watching TGIF on ABC and that was fantasizing about fucking the shit out of the girls on the show. I’m talking to you Topanga, you fat useless whore…..

Posted in:Melissa Joan Hart|Ugly