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2009

04

Aug

Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Pussy in her Nude Leotard of the Day

Either Lady Gaga has a meaty external pussy like many women in need of vagina reconstruction surgery, who don’t get it cuz they are under the impression that the burger in their fuckin’ pants is normal, because no dude’s every complained about the shit, because he wanted to get laid, and a meaty pussy still feels good, it’s just kinda scary to look at, especially when pulsating under a leotard.

Or she is as I predicted a gender confused girl who isn’t sure if she’s a gay male or an overcompensating fag hag, cuz she hasn’t got enough dick to fuck a dude up the ass or even to get her dick sucked, but she does have a great stage show the gay community can respect because she addresses all their superficial, stereotypical needs, like fame, money and sex, and thanks the Gays and award shows because she isn’t just trying to market to them, she is them.

The whole thing is bullshit and I hate her, but my feelings have nothing to do with how much of a cunt she is, she does a good enough job of showing the world that daily and anyone who falls into her bullshit trap is a fuckin’ idiot.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Leotard|Nude

2009

04

Aug

CSI Guy and His Hot Girlfriend in her Bikini of the Day

Ewwwww Interracial kissing….I can’t believe this hasn’t been banned yet…you know that there aren’t laws about this shit…especially considering in some states you can’t fuck a woman up the ass legally, but it’s ok for a black man to kiss up on a girl who isn’t black…next thing you know they’re gonna have the right to ride in the back of the bus, or even have their own TV station.

The exerpt above was written by me in 1950, in a lot of ways, I predicted the future and my words should be seen as gospel and not smut….What it really comes down to is that girls love black dudes and black dudes love any girl who isn’t black so the whole thing makes perfect sense, especially when you give the dude some celebrity status, throw him on a TV show and make him okay to bring home to mom and dad and rich enough to pay child support after he deadbeat dads on her for new pussy, even when this pussy he’s already with is pretty fuckin’ substantial…

On a sidenote I know a married white woman who carries a picture of Gary Dourdan in her wallet cuz he’s her fuckin’ dream guy and good for him for breakin’ down barriers, it’s 2009 motherfuckers, the year to make some beige babies….

Here’s a video of what happened to a black dude riding with a white girl….

Posted in:Bikini|Gary Dourdan|Groupie

2009

04

Aug

Britney Spears and her Hot Sloppy Mom Tits of the Day

There’s nothing like a little Britney Spears sloppy tit to try to inspire me on a day that I’d just rather be sleeping than posting pictures of Britney Spears and her sloppy tit hanging out of her shirt, I mean other than nice perky teenage tit that doesn’t need a bra and manages to defy what you’d expect tit to do provided it had no bra to lean it’s heavy head on, just round and hard and ready to be tutored for their highschool math class….I mean….here’s Britney Spears and her hot mom tit because mom tits are totally my favorite – I’d never look at a teenage girl’s breast and think how nice they must fall because they look like they have a push up bra but they’re just in their pajamas, like they are made out of fuckin’ plaster or some shit…I mean who would want to play with those firm things, I’d much rather feel like I’m dipping my hands in a tub of melting ice cream.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tit

2009

04

Aug

Pheobe Price in Her Bikini of the Day



You know when you see Phoebe Price rockin’ Ed Hardy that shit has been dead a few times over and I’m not talking about her vagina, even if the same logic can be applied to it. So that’s part of the reason why I am shocked whenever I see people wearing the shit, Ed Hardy, not her vagina, and it’s got to the point where most people I come across hate it too and the fact that I am even talking about Ed Hardy suckin’ is as tired as Phobe Price’s sloppy lookin’ body, the other part of the reason why I am shocked people rock the shit is because it is fuckin’ loud, obnoxious and ugly, I guess a lot like most clueless people who still wear it.

I am not sure what this publicity stunt is for, but based on her stomach it’s not an ad for Liposuction or eating disorders or any fitness class. It’s not even an ad for red pubic hair. It’s just some bitches with nothing better to do-doin’t it, even if bikinis are the last thing they should be doin’ it in….

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2009

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone emailed me calling me out on a story I wrote about 6 sixteen year old girls in bikinis applying tanning oil on each other at the park before tanning in the park and how I found it an erotic situation, until coming home to my wife and realizing what the bitches turn into once those perky new curves start to settle like the foundation of an old house and they turn dumpy, saying that my story was a lie. Now, I don’t know where this motherfucker lives, but it is in the wrong fucking place if he doesn’t come across girls tanning on the beach, or in the park or anywhere together, because it is pretty much a daily fuckin’ occurrance in most of the world in the fucking summer and even when I don’t leave the house for days at a time, I still see the shit, so fuck you for doubting me or for giving me credit as some kind of mastermind who can think up such crazy situations like groups of girls putting tanning oil on each other. Motherfucker needs to hit up the waterpark.

I was just in a bar chatting up some evironmental tree-hugger engineer (lesbian) about how I don’t recycle and intentionally throw out cans and bottles while staring at the closest tree pointing my finger letting him know that I will win this fuckin’ war on nature, needless to say she didn’t show me her bush. I blame my penis but it may have been cuz I am insensitive…But I’m happily drunk and here are my stepLINKS for the Day…

They Got What You Need Baby
GO

The Only Reason They Are Blaming Tiger Woods For Farting on TV Is Because he is BLACK
GO

Mario and The Princess Have a Sex Tape
GO

Sorry, But UFC Fighting is for Homos Anyway
GO

Bikini Girl Lapdance
GO

Why Are European Commericials So Consistantly Amazing
GO

Lohan is Blonde and See Through
GO

Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club
GO

The Trailer for the Anime Version of Wolverine Looks Amazing
GO

striptease of the Day
GO

The Sun Shines On Jennifer Aniston’s Sweet Fuckin’ Tits
GO

Britney is Back to Being a Big Blonde Hoe Again
GO

Hot Model Pics: Jamie Gunns
GO

Adrianne Curry Sure As Hell Doesn’t Have a Job, So I Guess She Has Nothing
Better to Do Than Hang Out in a Bikini
GO

I Swear to God I Hate Lady GaGa More and More Everyday
GO

Good God I Love Penny Cruz
GO

Sophie is Erotic
GO

There’s a BIG Surprise In Custody Case For Jackson Children
GO

Ugh Jessica Simpson is So Gross
GO

Sophia Bush Gallery
GO

Petra Shakes What Her Momma Gave Her
GO

Roseanna May be Digusting But She is Completely Insane
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Third World Country Moms Really Know How to Take Care of Their Kids
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Old Pervs Do The Only Things They Know How
GO

Busty, Busty Blondes
GO

Turkish Demolition Goes Wrong
GO

I Pretty Much Can’t Ever Resist a Latina Type Brunette
GO

TEXT
GO

Mischa Barton is Back and More Digusting Then Ever. Bring On the Weight Gain
GO

Personally I’m a Fan of Photoshopped Britney
GO

A Huge Amount of Self Shots
GO

Bryci Looks Tempting
GO

Meagan Fox is Covered in Blood
GO

That’s Right, Yank That Yellow Bikini Off
GO

This Version of Billie Jean is Awesome
GO

Farah Fawcett and MJ Look Alike
GO

And More Funny commericals
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Hey Lady, Your Butthole is Broken
GO

DEAD MAN FOUND AT SEA!
GO

The 20 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
GO

Viva Italia Cam Whore
GO

Let’s Auto Tune the News, One More Time
GO

Some Nutty Cleavage in Toronto….If You Are This Girl Email Me….Thanks

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

03

Aug

Clare Grant’s Legs the Robot Chicken Skate Party.

Her name is Clare Grant. She’s one of those big Hollywood stars who has a Model Mayhem profile. I knew she was a nobody when I saw these pictures of Seth Green grabbing at her ass, something I know he only gets to do when it comes down to meeting a bitch who works for him, or meeting a real hungry aspiring actress who doesn’t have any integrity left and he’s the only opportunity /biggest name she’s met to date and may just be the answer to get her out of the hell she is living and into the fame she feels she deserves because back home in Memphis everyone thought she was the fuckin’ prettiest the local highschool of 500 students had to fuckin’ offer.

Either way, she’s a voice on his Robot Chicken show, and here she is getting violated by his little man hands…

Posted in:Clare Grant|Legs

2009

03

Aug

Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini Like It’s Her Job of the Day

I am almost tired of uploading pictures of bitches in bikinis, but figured the last bikini post of the day might as well go to a fucking professional, expecially one as amazing as Miranda Kerr is amazing. When she first hit the scene I found her shit tired and boring and overrated, but whoever it was who found her and brought her into my life, by making her a model deserves a promotion or some shit, he’s a fucking hero. She and her young tight body that dreams are made of…at least someone’s dreams…not my dreams…cuz I am realistic about shit…I more into having dreams about more attainable chicks…like ones who don’t live on the other side of the world and who are desperate for money and willing to do anything for 20 dollars cuz their life depends on it…those girls are EASY….these supermodel bitches are totally high maintenance and expect you to shower…unless they are Kate Moss…in which case they expect you to have STDs…which is part of the reason why she’s awesome…but just as much the reason why she’s disgusting…while Miranda Kerr is just lovely. Here are the pics. I am going to pass the fuck out now…too much third grade level writing for one man in one day.

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Model

2009

03

Aug

Nicolette Sheridan in Her Bikini of the Day

This one’s for Michael Bolton because I am a huge fan and like providing him with pictures of the pussy he was with for so long in her bikini, because I know that the slutty pics you took of her get boring after jerking off to them long enough and new material makes for a fresh love affair with your ex, even if it’s not so pornographic as the shot of you sucking off the man you hired to fuck her while you watched because eveyrone knows you’re a ‘mo. The only problem with my plan is that you don’t know this site exists…but thankfully I know you exist…I have everyone of your albums….one would say I am your biggest fan….maybe we can do lunch one day or something…or right you don’t know I exist and I’m just day dreaming about your luxurious hair here….don’t I feel stupid…..

I have no idea what that was all about, but here are pics of Nicolette Sheridan and her pretty hot old lady body cuz she was smart enough to not have kids with Michael Bolton cuz he was too busy saving his cum for men….

Posted in:Bikini|Nicolette Sheridan

2009

03

Aug

Annalynne McCord is in Her Bikini Again of the Day

I hate this fucking monkey lookin’ piece of shit and I don’t like how she sports her bikini all the fucking time because she’s desperate for cheap publicity….I am just shocked that garbage like this actually exists, I figure she’d be more the kind of urban legend your friends tell you about at the bar, you know the friend of a friend who aspired to be an actress and managed to trick someone into giving her ugly face work, after not being able to trick anyone in the class to date her, but did trick the football team into fuckin’ her because she was so eager for dick and only gay dudes turn down pussy, and now all she does is play around in a bikini in Hollywood and the paparazzi actually mistake her for someone people care about, and you all get a couple of laughs out of the memories he’s sharing with you about her , knowing that despite how lame she once was and still obviously is, she’s done a better job tricking the world and would probably not have to borrow 20 dollars off her friend to pay for her round of beer….because the loser in all this isn’t her, but us….because we fuckin’ care about her and her decent body that I can only appreciate when her face is covered the fuck up…On a side note, I think we’ve waited long enough to see her vagina.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini

2009

03

Aug

Ivana Trump’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

There comes an age when you decide that it’s time to retire the bikini and put on a fuckin’ loose fitting one piece, because revealing your whethered senior body is offensive at the aquarobics class at the fucking YMCA. I guess Ivana’s just a little delusional, because she’s constantly fuckin’ young, 20 something boy toys, who you can assume are not doin’ it because they find her hot, and they aren’t doing it for Ivanka who is too busy converting to be jew for her future really rich husband, but they are doing it because they are getting fucking paid enough to close their eyes and pretend they actually feel something tightness in her loose, dry, weathered vagina or pretend they aren’t kneading a doughy bread, everytime they grab her tits, or feel like they are playing on a bouncy castle, or drowning in a sea of slop while fucking her missionary, because otherwise, there’d be no way any human could stay hard while up in this.

Here’s her bikini…a offensive to some…heaven to those on her payroll…

Posted in:Bikini|Ivana Trump