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2009

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to the park today because it was sunny out and I came across a group of 6 or 7 sixteen year old girls. They were wearing bikinis and rubbing tanning oil on each other intensely. It was a vision of perfection, I mean I don’t think asses stay that tight much longer for girls and it was like I saw them at there prime. It was so amazing that I think shit played out in slow fucking motion, it felt like it took them an hour for them to stop goin at each other, not that I wanted to, but the whole thing remind me of a ghetto softcore porn I stole from a music store years ago on VHS.
Either way, it made me fuckin’ happy, it reminded me of how good life can be unti I got home and heard my wife grunting for me to meet her in the bathroom because she needed someone to wash the fold of fat on her back she can’t reach, and all that goodness I experience went down the fucking toilet, along with my dignity.

I guess on the positive side of things, at least she washed today…here are my stepLINKS….


Because You May Not Be Lucky Girls….
But That Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Get Off
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Here’s the Nipples of the Newest Chick George Clooney is Fucking
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I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Country Yoga Homo Asshole
Seriously Tho This is Creepy
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Jordana Brewster Has Still Got It
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It’s a Dr Phil Prank Call
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Tori Spelling See Through Bikini
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YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
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Seth Rogan is Amazing
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Jennifer Lopez’s Sluttiest Pics
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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp
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Polygamist Ladies Exposed!
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Striptease of the Day
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Kelly Clarkson is Pretty Much Dusgusting
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Ciara is a Camel-Toe Flashing, Third-Tier Rihanna
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Grace Jones is An Insane Freak That Looks Like a Man, But I Love Her
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A Seinfeld Reunion is in the Works, Ooof
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Michelle Cameron & Lily
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Leslie Mann is Kind of Hot
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It’s a Porn Star Birthday
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I Love When Shakira Shakes Her Ass
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Oh Sweet Nina
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Who Knew Trent Reznor Was Such a Cry Baby and Could Get Butthurt so Easy
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Toll Booth Fail
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Brunette Gets Dominated
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Gina is Your Fantasy
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Comic-Con Whores
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Beach Boobs!!!
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Who Is Katie Lee Joel
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Snuggie for a Dog? For Fuck Sakes
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Kayleigh Pearson is Nude
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Any Another dita Von Tease Sex Video
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Meet Candace
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Ashley Tisdale is Leggy
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Misty Anderson Camera Action
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I Wana Motorboat These Babies
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The Megan Fox Boycott Boycott
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Adriana Malkova in the Sauna
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Katie Faye in Polish Playboy
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Naked Lesbian Massage Anyone?
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Dinner is Served
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Joan Rivers is Too Much
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Bath Tub MILF
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Little Girl on a Game Show Goes Wrong
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Some No Name Slut in NYC Making Me Wanna Fuck Her Drunk Pussy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

31

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s NEW Look for her NEW Job of the Day

Lohan’s been reported to be desperate for money and here she is with some new look, with new blonde hair and new lips that she claims is for a new part, which is technically the truth, but it’s not gonna be a movie for Disney, shit’s gonna be a fuckin’ porn, at least that’s what I assume because the porn companies are offereing her huge money and everyone knows that girls who jack up their lips and bleach out their hair are into suckin’ dick on camera, or stripping, or just attracting male attention cuz their dad’s were too busy spending late nights at the office…..

Either way, I’m excited for this move and I think it was a great decision on her part. The work is gonna be constant and well paying, the fans are gonna be excited to see her back on screen only doing what she does best and most importanlty she’s really gonna love giving her vagina an opportunity to make up for lost time, you know, this whole lesbian phase left the fucker feelin’ left the fuck out..

Here’s her new porn look for you to get ready to the face you’re soon gonna be masturbating to….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Porn

2009

31

Jul

Kim Kardashian Gettin’ Worked On of the Day

When I first saw these pictures of Kim Kardashian’s fat arms getting a manicure and pedicure, or what I like to call the procedure all fat girls get to make them feel a little better about themselves, because trying on clothes makes them depressed because their fat selves have to come to terms that they aren’t a size 2. I figured she was just a rich, brat, famous person who is so important and has so many useless things to do that she can’t waste time in one of these sexy nail places, so they gotta keep shit efficient for her….

But then I realized that she’s the kind of girl who only looks good with a lot of maintenance, so these bitches, like hunting an elephant, or running a dairy farm, they are tackling her shit as a team with a strategy and the whole thing is totally not erotic, unless you are into Vietnam war fantasies of raping and killing villages…

Here are the pictures, looks like she’s sad, maybe she’s realized that she’s a talentless piece of shit who is only famous cuz she lets black dudes treat her like a urinal, but I feel she’s so souless that she doesn’t even acknowledge that.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Manicure|Pedicure

2009

31

Jul

Taylor Swift in Some Period Short Shorts of the Day

I am not too sure if Taylor Swift’s got her period yet because she’s supposed to be some kind of virgin icon to little girls everywhere, but she’s definitely taking the safety procautions in the event that she does by rockin’ a pair of red shorts. I guess it’s normal when you’re the only girl out of your friends who hasn’t got it yet, it makes you feel inadequate and undeveloped, especially with your string bean body, where you tower over all the other girls.

You know the constant wondering why God is unfair to you every morning when you excitedly check to see if you’ve been spotting, you know if it came to you in the night, because the boys stupidly only like girls who have their periods and big tits, because they don’t realize those girls who have their periods can get teenage pregnant and those big tits are going to be fat as fuck in a few years.

Either way here are her “virgin” legs on set of some movie in some shorts and she’s really not that interesting to look at..maybe she should join the volleyball team…I feel like that’s where she belongs….

Posted in:Period|Shorts|Taylor Swift

2009

31

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The thing I love about Jennifer Aniston is watching her fall from the top. At one time she was this nobody actress who hit big with a huge sitcom where she played the hot one who always had hard nipples, guys wanted to fuck her, girls everywhere wanted her hair and you’d be walking down the street and see bitches of all agest rockin’ the shit like Aniston was a fuckin’ cult leader. So she made huge money on the show, married the hottest guy in Hollywood and I’m sure on more than one occassion she stopped, looked herself in the mirror, smiled and said “I can’t believe this is my fuckin’ life, then the show ended, the husband left her and she struggles to get work, but one thing has remained a constant, her nipples are still hard and those nipples got her this far, so there may be hope for her, but I doubt it.

Posted in:Hard Nipples|Jennifer Aniston

2009

31

Jul

Some Tyra Banks Posing of the Day

Before the Tyra Banks show, there was just Tyra Banks, a girl who worked as a bikini model and lingerie model with an amazing body, who kept her fucking mouth shut. But then some asshole producer, thought “shit, I’m gonna give her a talk show” because I guess he felt that since we had no interest in what she had to day since she was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air and shit was scripted, we’d care now, even if our only relationship with her was staring at her tits and dreaming about marrying a picture of her, because not only did it look good, but the Motherfucker didn’t talk back….

And now…she doesn’t shut up….

Here she is doing some photoshoot for something…..

Posted in:Black|Model|Posing|Tyra Banks

2009

31

Jul

A Little Mid-Friday Pick Me Up of the Day

I like to take a minute everyday and reflect on life to convince myself it’s not so bad to prevent me from killing myself. I ususally do that by watching something where I can say that no matter how bad my life is, always remember that at least I’m not Brooke Hogan, her singing career or this fuckin’ performance….I don’t know who convinced her that she’s got what it takes, you know that she’s got talent, but they created a poor girl who is out there embarrassing herself everytime she does what she thinks she is good at and what she thinks is her calling, when honesty would have just put her delusions to rest and she’d be living off her dad’s money like a good little rich girl instead of trying to make it on her own doing something that alienates both herself and her audience because most people feel bad pointing and laughing…I am not one of those people….

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Performs

2009

31

Jul

Some Bai Ling in Some Skimpy Outfit of the Day

It’s hard not to be into a tight Asian body, that even if it’s on some useless, possibly 50 year old, cunt, who really isn’t all that useless if you think about it, because she exposes her nipples on the fuckin’ regular, because it gets the inner pedophile out of you when you get to fuck them and shit won’t get you arrested or shanked in prison for stealing innocence, if if the vagina was so small it made you think you did, but I guess I’ll never know just how small an asian vagina actually is since I am a married man….but I’m sure Bai Ling does, since she has one and I’m also sure she’s done everything in her power to beat that shit up and make it look as big as the other girls in Hollywood, but all her extra meat went to her nipples…

I don’t know what I am talking about. I just wanna put that out there if you’re reading this scratchin’ your head wondering what the fuck I am getting at, assuming someone actually reads this….even though I know they don’t….

Posted in:Bai Ling|Body|Vagina

2009

31

Jul

Apparently this is a Katy Perry Nipple Slip of the Day

Anyone who reads this site knows I have a deep hatred for two things, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. I also hate The Hills, but I can ignore that and everything it encompasses by not watching the show and not paying attention to the asshole cast and their asshole behavior, where as Katy Perry and Lady Gaga pollute my everyday life. Every store I walk into, ever time I turn on the radio, it’s like they have become the soundtrack of my fucking life without my fucking permission and that makes them my fucking enemies…so I can assume the guy who sent in these pictures of a possible Katy Perry nipple slip, doesn’t read the site, because he would know that the thought of some behind the scenes Katy Perry shit doesn’t get me excited even if there is nipple, the only thing worse that pictures of Katy Perry performing would be video with sound, so at least he had some fuckin’ decency….

Since that picture is hard to figure out, I figured I’d give you this Katy Perry in a bikini from the 4th of July that are making the rounds because tits are enough for you to forget how much of an annoying twat she is…

Posted in:Katy Perry|Nipple Slip

2009

31

Jul

Drew Barrymore’s Bikini Top and Bow Tow Weirdness of the Day

I like Drew Barrymore’s strategy to distract us from her face by wearing a fuckin’ bow tie like she’s Porky Pig in a bikini top. I’ve never found her hot, I mean other than when she was in ET but whenever I saw that now I get creepy fucking looks, because people don’t get that I was only a couple years older than her at the time and I didn’t wanna bang her, I just thought she’d grow into something I’d want to fuck when we both hit puberty and not something that looks like a fuckin’ pig in a fuckin’ bow tie

Posted in:Bikini Top|Bow Tie|Drew Barrymore