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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

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Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s My Kind of Girl of the Day

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Girls who go out of the house lookin’ like shit, with their hair all crazy and covering their face are girls who don’t mind getting dirty in the bedroom and I’m not talking about STD dirty or smelly pussy dirty, although that is likely, I am talking about the kind of girl who lets you fuck her ass while she’s on her period then begs you to shove your shit covered dick down her throat while she fingers her period pussy and smears the shit all over your wall, only to take a load on her face and not bother showering before leaving…I mean that’s what I imagine she’s like when she’s not all caught up in this lesbian pussy grinding bullshit….and imagining is enough for me because I am kinda scared of the real thing.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Messy

2009

Jul

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Fucking Asshole of the Day

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I hate this type of person more than you fucking know. I find it insulting that they are famous enough to have the paparazzi follow them. I find it insulting that they have careers and above all I find it depressing that the public actually cares. There constant shitty publicity stunts, like they were actually real celebrities, living actual real celebrity lives, is tired and boring, but for some reason it still gets in the tabloids. I know I don’t give a fuck whether they are pregnant or not, I mean other than the fact that I’d need to find some crazy motherfucker to push her down the stairs to save man kind from the spawn of the fucking devil, but I find stunts like this totally uncreative, unoriginal and boring.

I wouldn’t expect much more out of these fucking idiots, but I’d hope they’d have better things to do with their time, you know just sit at home and count their money from making it this far, instead of plotting cheap, tacky ways to make the fuckin’ news.

That, along with their TV show is all part of the reason why I want these fuckers to just disappear and would like to encourage anyone psycho’s out there to make it happen, because I don’t have that whole kidnap and murder in me, I’m too nice and sane for that, but if someone was to eliminate these people, I think it’d be the ultimate RIP Motherfucker post I could ever hope to write…..

I figure the only publicity stunts I am willing to stomach from these two is the sex tape a staged death like they were Michael Jackson….cuz I’ve had enough of them….

Posted in:Fame Whores|Heidi Montag|Spencer Pratt

2009

Jul

Ciara Used to be a Man and Now She has Tits of the Day

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The rumor when Ciara first came out was that she was born with a dick, which happens more than we know, and even the girl you may be dating could have been one of these hybrid humans for all you know, you know, where the doctors see both genitals and know a life as a hermie just isn’t a life anyone deserves to live, so they give the parents the choice of what gender to make them, and based on how they decorated the nursery they decide, like some kind of breeder buffet, or some shit, so they chop the dick off if there’s female reproductive organs or sew up the pussy if there isn’t and the secret is never let out of the bag, cuz that could be some harmful information to the kid’s self esteem, so instead it is left as a dirty little secret between the parents, reminding them everytime they looked at their child, how shitty their reproductive organs are, blaming each other and utlimately ending in divorce, because you can’t stay with someone who tainted your life with a freak.

But based on Ciara’s tits, I have a feeling she was born a woman…..I don’t see any Adam’s Apple….and if she wasn’t she’s probably still worth a round if no one’s lookin’

Bonus that is not really a bonus – Here are her legs in some pretty ….

Posted in:Ciara|cleavage|Legs|Tits

2009

Jul

Some Pussycat Doll Named Kimberly Wyatt of the Day

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I did a little research on this girl because I am always fascinated when I see girls who were destined to be strippers suceed. You know professionally trained dancers, who decided to go work for some Carnival Cruise bullshit at 17 instead of pursue an education, only to have made the right choices along the way that led to Hollywood then this shit, when it reality it was all suppposed to go sour for her and she was supposed to crawl back to her shitty little life in Missouri, use the cruiseship money on fake tits, and start her life where it was supposed to be all along because people don’t succeed as dancers, parents only put their kids in the shit as a back-up plan in the event they need to strip one day, and not as a back-up plan to give them a necessary skill to become a fucking millionaire and the whole thing confuses me…even if being a Pussycat Doll is borderline being a stripper, it just isn’t the same and I am just not satisfied with that.

Posted in:Kimberly Wyatt|Pussycat Doll

2009

Jul

Rihanna is a Rashole of the Day

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So I was talkin to my Bajan connection the other day and he went on about Rihanna. Apparently the people of Barbados collectively find her a Rashole and apparently an Rsshole is what Bajan’s call cunts, or twats or bitches who deserve to get beat the fuck up.

He pretty much told me that he knows how Bajan women are, because he is Bajan and no Bajan woman would get away with the shit that Rihanna tries to pull. He said that he knows she made Chris Brown beat her, in typical Bajan woman style and that she made a big deal, like typical Bajan women do and she may have even been punching herself in the face to make the damage look more dramatic.

He went on to tell me that her and Chris Brown are still together, they still come down to Barbados together all the time, where people leave them alone and there’s no paparazzi to catch them in the act, but dude also claimed she’s got a couple local dudes she likes to fuck and that overall she thinks she’s too good for Barbados cuz she came from the fuckin’ gutter and now she’s too important to stay in the nice house she owns, but instead goes to the white person resort, and has pretty much dropped all her old friends and is too good to talk to them now or interact with the locals.

To the rest of the world she’s the pride of Barbados, to Barbados she’s fuckin’ scum and if you’re a paparazzi she will be in Barbados this weekend for something called Cropover, which is their Canival, so you may want to come down here and catch her in the act with Chris Brown.

Posted in:Rashole|Rihanna

2009

Jul

Taylor Momsen Turns 16 of the Day

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I didn’t realize Taylor Momsen was a 15 year old. She’s on TV playing a high school student, and where I’m from, or at least the era I’m from, you need to be in your late 20s for that, you know to give all the girls complexes about why they don’t have full beards, crows feet and man bodies, but I guess times are changing, because here she is celebrating her 16th birthday, which as a skeptic, I think is staged because she looks like a 32 year old crackwhore already, maybe it’s just the Courtney Love hair….or the fact that she’s a teen in fucking see thru lingerie and I don’t find it the least bit attractive, if anything I want to give her a towel, some make-up remover and put her in the backseat of my car to bring home to give a serious lecture to, and I’m not saying that cuz I have a daddy complex, I am saying it because if you’re gonna be 16 and willing to get half naked, let’s move to Rhode Island and do it fuckin’ proper.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2009

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini From the Winter of the Day

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The paparazzi are excited that they get to dig into their crates and pull out pictures they never thought would be worth anything, but as paparazzi have no choice but to hope and pray that they will, because pictures of semi-famous cunts in bikinis can go either way, you know maybe the girl will just fade into obscurity or maybe she’ll date Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, who probably owns 25% of her, and that’s why he allows this all to go down, and I’m not talking about the 25% of her that is in her bikini bottoms, I’m talking 25% of whatever she makes in Hollywood, it’s gotta be a business arrangement or she’s gotta take it up the ass a lot, because based on her face it just doesn’t make sense…even if he is old dick and his standards have dipped….

So these pictures are of her in Miami, before Clooney, when she was just some slag on the beach the paparazzi shot when they were waiting for real celebs, and her body is fuckin’ alright by me….

Posted in:Bikini|Elisabetta Canalis

2009

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Some Stupid Pants of the Day

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Kim Kardashian’s found an interesting way to hide her fat, and that’s to make pants out of fucking bed sheets. I don’t know what shit she’s trying to pull off, maybe it has something to do with trying to connect to her roots by wearing traditional traveling Armenian gypsy outfits or maybe she’s tyring to connect with her black man market by dressing like MC Hammer in the 90s, rockin’ some parachute pants like she was Theo Fucking Huxtible, or Dwayne Wayne, or maybe bitch thinks she’s is a Genie in a bottle you need to rub the right way, and the right way, and as far as I’m concerned, the only way to rub this pig is not behind the fuckin’ ears on on it’s pig pussy, but by shoving a 12 gauge down her throat by tellin her to suck your pipe like it was Ray J, but that’s probably because I have anger issues or maybe it is cuz I think pigs should be treated like pigs, not named and brough into the house like a fucking pet….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pants|Stupid

2009

Jul

Stormy Daniels is Fuckin’ Crazy of the Day

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Stormy Daniels beat up her husband because she didn’t like the way he did laundry. Sure, that’s a little high maintenance and crazy of her, but when you marry a pornstar you know you’re dealing with girls who have issues, whether it is because her dad never hugged her enough, or because her dad hugged her too much and by hugged I mean her mouth around his dick, or because they like the attention and are exhibitionists but don’t realize that after doing it long enough it takes a toll on their soul, leaving them broken down and feeling worthless….but the real issue is how much of a fuckin’ pussy this husband is for calling the cops on her, obviously a publicity stunt, because everyone I know who gets lip from their prostitute wives, bunch the bitch in the jaw and go about their fuckin’ day, they don’t go crying to the police, even like little molested girls have more fuckin’ balls then this motherfucker cuz they usually keep their mouths shut.This kind of bullshit is totally expected from Tampa Florida Porn Trash….and on a side note, I think she probably should have beat up her Plastic Surgeon for givin her such shitty fake tits..they look like throwbacks to what fake tits looked like when they were first invented.. she is some sloppy lookin’ piece of shit….

Here are some pics of her….

Story Via The News, Stormy Daniels’ Trashy Home and TheSmokingGun

Posted in:Arrested|Stormy Daniels

2009

Jul

Avril Lavigne is on a Boat with A Mystery Man Cuz She’s a Cheating Whore of the Day

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Why’d she have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way she’s acting like somebody else gets me frustrated. What happened to the wholesome little suburban mall punk who married her suburban mall punk boyfriend who she met at the mall skateboard shop where they would buy Vans sneakers and punk accessories. Oh right, she grew the fuck up, got a little perspective and realized the faggot she married was wearing 3 inch high platform creepers wasn’t 15 anymore…

Here she is in St Tropez pampering herself up on the way to a yacht where she’e meeting some mysterious, rich, tall, dark haired man who dresses like an adult and the whole thing is so excited, I just wish I was there to see Sum 41’s face when they find out about this, shit’s gonna inspire a poorly written pop/punk song for sure. I just hope they stay together for the sake of the kids….

And just a little words of wisdom for the suburban mall punks who read this site….If you meet another suburban mall punk from the same state as you, maybe even the same neighborhood as you, who has the same job as you and may like the same music as you and attend all the same events as you, it doesn’t mean you’re supposed to marry the motherfucker….

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Cheater|Divorce