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2009

30

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini From the Winter of the Day

The paparazzi are excited that they get to dig into their crates and pull out pictures they never thought would be worth anything, but as paparazzi have no choice but to hope and pray that they will, because pictures of semi-famous cunts in bikinis can go either way, you know maybe the girl will just fade into obscurity or maybe she’ll date Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, who probably owns 25% of her, and that’s why he allows this all to go down, and I’m not talking about the 25% of her that is in her bikini bottoms, I’m talking 25% of whatever she makes in Hollywood, it’s gotta be a business arrangement or she’s gotta take it up the ass a lot, because based on her face it just doesn’t make sense…even if he is old dick and his standards have dipped….

So these pictures are of her in Miami, before Clooney, when she was just some slag on the beach the paparazzi shot when they were waiting for real celebs, and her body is fuckin’ alright by me….

Posted in:Bikini|Elisabetta Canalis

2009

30

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Some Stupid Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s found an interesting way to hide her fat, and that’s to make pants out of fucking bed sheets. I don’t know what shit she’s trying to pull off, maybe it has something to do with trying to connect to her roots by wearing traditional traveling Armenian gypsy outfits or maybe she’s tyring to connect with her black man market by dressing like MC Hammer in the 90s, rockin’ some parachute pants like she was Theo Fucking Huxtible, or Dwayne Wayne, or maybe bitch thinks she’s is a Genie in a bottle you need to rub the right way, and the right way, and as far as I’m concerned, the only way to rub this pig is not behind the fuckin’ ears on on it’s pig pussy, but by shoving a 12 gauge down her throat by tellin her to suck your pipe like it was Ray J, but that’s probably because I have anger issues or maybe it is cuz I think pigs should be treated like pigs, not named and brough into the house like a fucking pet….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pants|Stupid

2009

30

Jul

Stormy Daniels is Fuckin’ Crazy of the Day

Stormy Daniels beat up her husband because she didn’t like the way he did laundry. Sure, that’s a little high maintenance and crazy of her, but when you marry a pornstar you know you’re dealing with girls who have issues, whether it is because her dad never hugged her enough, or because her dad hugged her too much and by hugged I mean her mouth around his dick, or because they like the attention and are exhibitionists but don’t realize that after doing it long enough it takes a toll on their soul, leaving them broken down and feeling worthless….but the real issue is how much of a fuckin’ pussy this husband is for calling the cops on her, obviously a publicity stunt, because everyone I know who gets lip from their prostitute wives, bunch the bitch in the jaw and go about their fuckin’ day, they don’t go crying to the police, even like little molested girls have more fuckin’ balls then this motherfucker cuz they usually keep their mouths shut.This kind of bullshit is totally expected from Tampa Florida Porn Trash….and on a side note, I think she probably should have beat up her Plastic Surgeon for givin her such shitty fake tits..they look like throwbacks to what fake tits looked like when they were first invented.. she is some sloppy lookin’ piece of shit….

Here are some pics of her….

Story Via The News, Stormy Daniels’ Trashy Home and TheSmokingGun

Posted in:Arrested|Stormy Daniels

2009

30

Jul

Avril Lavigne is on a Boat with A Mystery Man Cuz She’s a Cheating Whore of the Day

Why’d she have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way she’s acting like somebody else gets me frustrated. What happened to the wholesome little suburban mall punk who married her suburban mall punk boyfriend who she met at the mall skateboard shop where they would buy Vans sneakers and punk accessories. Oh right, she grew the fuck up, got a little perspective and realized the faggot she married was wearing 3 inch high platform creepers wasn’t 15 anymore…

Here she is in St Tropez pampering herself up on the way to a yacht where she’e meeting some mysterious, rich, tall, dark haired man who dresses like an adult and the whole thing is so excited, I just wish I was there to see Sum 41’s face when they find out about this, shit’s gonna inspire a poorly written pop/punk song for sure. I just hope they stay together for the sake of the kids….

And just a little words of wisdom for the suburban mall punks who read this site….If you meet another suburban mall punk from the same state as you, maybe even the same neighborhood as you, who has the same job as you and may like the same music as you and attend all the same events as you, it doesn’t mean you’re supposed to marry the motherfucker….

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Cheater|Divorce

2009

30

Jul

Sophie Monk in her Bikini for Some Straight to DVD Springbreak Garbage Movie of the Day

There was a time when I would only rent movies with girls in bikinis, because porn wasn’t readily available and I was 16, horny and down to jerk off to some seriously softcore shit. That time is long fuckin’ gone, so I am surprised shit like this is still made, even when it’s starring Sophie Monk, an Australian I wanna fuck….but have been warned to stay away from because she’s insane, an insanity proven in the fact that she was engaged to one of the Good Charlotte sisters….and who got cheated on with Paris Hilton…proving either Paris has serious game, or this bitch is low fuckin’ quality….

Either way watch the clip and try to distract yourself from Amy Poehler’s midsection she’s got exposed, because there’s nothing hot about that…unless maybe you’re a lesbian…because lesbians see past the outside shell and love people with a good sense of humor who can make them laugh….

Here’s another clip….

And here’s some screen caps…..

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Monk

2009

30

Jul

The Bikini Bandit Hits Mississippi of the Day

I am posting this news story of some girl who did some car jacking and tried to rob some store or garage or something all while wearing a bikini, because the concept of a bikini bandit is a hell of a lot hotter than her inbred face. When I saw it was in Mississippi, I shoulda known bitch would have looked like she was hit in the face with a shovel by her father who also happens to be her husband and father of her babies. Either way, watch the video cuz you have nothing better to do with yourself….

Posted in:Bikini Bandit|Mississippi

2009

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to have a girl I dated who was paranoid I was fucking other girls. I guess because she lowered herself to get with me, she figured I had that affect on most women, unfortunately she was wrong. But every night I would come home and the first thing she would do is sniff my dick to see if she could smell other pussy on it and only half the time she’d suck me off after realizing she was being insane. So I started trying to fuck with her when I realized we were done and I’d rub random disgusting things on dick to fuck with her head, from mustard to mud to not washing for a week just to gross her out, but that just made her stop giving me blowjobs. Until one day, I took the plunge and rubbed my dick with some raw 3 day old fish and when I got home for the inspection she freaked the fuck out and stabbed me in the fuckin’ neck with a pen. I lived and lucky for you that I did cuz here are my stepLINKS….of the Day


Miley Cyrus’ Number One Fan is Fucking Derranged
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Sluts Who Do It Right
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Unicycle Escalator Jump
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The 9 Hottest New Jersey Chicks
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Javelin Toss FAIL – VIDEO
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Katy Perry and Her Two Big Talents
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Remember the Sesame Street Number Count
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Vanessa Minnilo’s Nipple Throwback
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I Really Hate Taylor Momsen
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Internet Commenter Digest – A Magazine
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She’s Got the Eyes of a Panther
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I Want to Meet the Man Who Spawned the Saved By The Bell Reunion and Punch Him in the Face
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REMEMBER WWE DIVA “SUNNY”? WELL, HER TITS ARE BIGGER, AND SHE’S TOTALLY FUCKABLE!
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striptease of the Day
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Being Brad Pitt Must Be Kind of Amazing At Times
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Bail Ling is Brawless and Gross
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Fuck You Kid Rock
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Gisele Needs to Open Up That Trench Coat
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Fake Titty Whore in Her Bikini Showing Off Her Tight Body and Busted Down Face
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Desiree’s Tits Are Heaven
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The Only Thing Ali Larter Should Be Getting Married to Is My Penis
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Mischa Barton Looks Disgusting
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Russel Brand Totally Looks Like a Chick and If I was Drunk Enough I’d Fuck Him
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They Did a Michael Jackson Tribute in Montreal and It Was Kind of Amazing
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Laura is a Royal Stripper
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Toll Booth Fun
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Love When Bitches Get Violated
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Extreme Anti-Smoking Ad
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Keisha Buchanan
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Naked British Holiday
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Tattooed Birds That Suck Dick
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Adrean is Naked
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Personally, I Don’t Mind a Chick That Smokes
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Heather Vandeven
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Bag of Boobs
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Pussy Slayer
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Jon Gosselin is a Fucking Douche
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How Long Can You Last?
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes of All-Time
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Miranda Kerr Topless Vacation
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Some Whore in a See Thru Top
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

29

Jul

Some Miami Dolphin’s Bikini Calendar of the Day


The Miami Dolphin cheerleaders are doing some kind of Calendar in their bikinis, and there’s really nothing wrong with that because there is nothing wrong with any girls in their bikinis.

Now, I’m not a big sports person and I’ve never been excited about cheerleaders, I don’t really find them all that hot and even when I watch those televised highschool cheerleading competitions, I don’t get excited. They are too athletic and even though that whole fantasy’s been around forever, I just don’t dig anyone who acts a fool over team sports especially you.

Posted in:Bikini|Calendar|Miami Dolphins

2009

29

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Shoppin’ in a Tank Top of the Day

Here is some Lindsay Lohan shopping, because that’s all she does since she’s got all kinds of money and nothing better to do with herself, and she’s wearing a tank top, while covering up her tits, because her nipples are hard and she’d hate to accidentally turn on a dude, because it’s in her nature to jump on the shit and fuck it, and that doesn’t really work for her whole lesbianism.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Tank Top

2009

29

Jul

Rebecca Gayheart’s Murderer Lunch of the Day

While Rebecca Gayheart is out having lunch at some fancy spot called Cafe Med, guess what the girl she ran over was doing? Come on, I’ll give you three chances…ok fine, I’ll just tell you…the girl Rebecca Gayheart ran over was busy being DEAD while Rebecca Gayheart was out having lunch at some fance spot called Cafe Med.

I guess this is further proof that the world isn’t unfair, but not unfair enough for Gayheart to get her period in these white pants, which would have been really fucking entertaining….it’s be like the blood shed of the little kid she killed’s head when she got ran the fuck over over, on the vagina/uterine lining version….where only the pants have to get cremated and not little kids….

If any of you want to know what freedom looks like, when freedom is clearly not deserved, but paid for with good lawyers, here are the pictures of this murdering cunt…….

Posted in:Murderer|Rebecca Gayheart