No, I’m not gay, although when whores finger my asshole and play with my nipples you’d think that I was, so I don’t actually find this picture of Madonna sexy, but I’m guessing she does, because otherwise, she’d do what other insecure cunts do and put some fuckin’ pants on. The thought of her vagina sneaking it’s way out of those panties is some serious shit, I’m talking what nightmares are made of, I mean provided she still has a vagina, because based on science the level of testosterone pumpin thru her veins could grow her a set of balls.
2009
06
Jul
Nicky Hilton in See Thru Shirt on the Beach of the Day
It’s funny that one daughter from a family can turn out to be pretty low profile and off the radar, who stays out of the media spotlight and who uses her priviledged life to set up businesses that she likes, while the other one turns into a heavy cumslut attention craving piece of shit whore with a sex tape and no fuckin’ shame or dignity, just an eye on the dollars and camera flashes, willing to do and say anything to get noticed because her dad didn’t hug her enough as a kid. It doesn’t really make sense to me, because after watching Paris all these years you’d expect her younger sister to be the kind of girl willing to suck off Paris on the dancefloor at some club, because of constant sisterly competitiveness in one-uppin’ each other, just in hopes of getting people to talk about her, but instead she just walks the beach covered up with her boyfriend who is wearing some annoying “rich person humor” hoodie. Assholes.
Posted in:Beach|Nicky Hilton|See Thru
2009
06
Jul
Beatrice Borromeo in her Bikini of the Day
This is Prince Pierre Casiraghi, he is an actual Prince and not one of Michael Jackson’s weird sex toys he called his kids, and his girlfriend some Italian Arsitocrat named Beatrice Borromeo and they are sitting by the pool, living the good life because they were born into it, while I am sitting here in the shithole I call home next to a pool of my wife’s piss because the fatter she gets the harder she finds bladder control and the less she bothers getting up to walking to the bathroom, it is just too much work for her heart and it’s just easier for her to piss herself, which has nothing to do with my love for bikinis, even if I’d be bangin hotter pussy if I was a Prince, maybe she’s a nice person.
Posted in:Beatrice Borromeo|Royalty
2009
06
Jul
Girl Grinds a Midget at Some Jamaica Reggae Party of the Day
I have a serious love for Reggae, Dancehall and Jamiaica. I think it’s gotta do with the simulated sex dances that are more pornographic than the white boy clubs, there’s more soul and they don’t discrimiate because a few minutes in you’ll see a Midget in a wheelchair getting a grind. The whole thing is amazing.
2009
04
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
My site used to be way cooler, I mean more stimulating. I feel like I’ve become like all the other reptitive gossip shit and on this Independence Day, I’ve go no choice but to plot the next step of the site, I expect it to involve prostitutes, drug use and me dead in the gutter, maybe it’ll be all on video, but I’m too lazy for that shit.
Speaking of lazy, some piece of shit Paris Hilton New BFF is in Montreal trying to get as much exposure as possible because Paris has dropped her as part of her plan to justify a new season and her brush with fame is dying fast, so she’s appearing at a clubs around Canada. I hear last night’s appearance was a party that was so exclusive she was the only one there and they paid her and her manager 50 dollars of gas money and a hotel room.
I thought about fuckin’ with her, you know seeing how desperate she was for exposure, but decided even that is below me and I’d rather spend my time with real hookers, not these latch on nothings who were the biggest joke of a show in television history….
Here are my stepLINKS and God Bless America….
I’m Sorry But Amber Rose is Fucking Ugly
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Is George Washington the New Chuck Norris?
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Michael Jackson’s Sexiest Co-Stars
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I Wish I had Known It Was Fuck the Earth Day
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Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage Sparkles
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How About Some Bugs Bunny Kitchen Safety?
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Striptease of the Day
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This Old After School Special With BEn Affleck In It Is Amazing
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Gary Coleman Got Knocked The Fuck Out By His Wife or Some Shit
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Tila Tequila Cleacage, Even Though She is Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alexandra Burke Panty Upskirt
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Sarah Palin Resigne As Alaskan Governer. Maybe She Is Entering the Miss Amerca Pageant?
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I Wish Vanessa Hudgens Would Cool It With This Acting Thing and Just Get Naked Already
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Rhianna is Taking Tattoo Lessons
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How About Strip Monopoly?
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Emma is NUDE!
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Strip or Get Beat Down
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Bitches Get Violated Before They Get Fucked
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I LoVe Sluts Fresh Out of the Shower
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Debie Rowe Kind of Reminds Me of a Thinner, Prettier Version of my Wife
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Bar Rafaeli is Nude
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A Quiet Day at the Office
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Jo Jackson is a Money Grubbing Asshole
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Sophie Reade is Topless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Strawberry Blonde, Will You Marry Me
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AHHHHH AMY REEEEEEIIIDDDD
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Yup, Shakira is Still Full Bangable
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Bikini Fashion Show Throwback
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Rachel Aziani Gets Naked Outside
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Go Down Baby, Way Down
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RED WHITE AND BOOB
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Jana and Yvette Take a Bath
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Seren Gibson & Danni Wells – Topless – Loaded – Aug 2009
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Best Couch Prank Ever
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Bite Siza Vagina?
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What Does Politially Correct Mean in the UK?
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John Gosselin is on Match.com
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Big Right Tit for the 4th of July Motherfuckers….
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Watch a Stranger Fuck
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
03
Jul
Drake’s New Video’s Got Some Big Tits in it of the Day
I am slow on this shit because I haven’t been reading my emails the last week, I’m on strike, but he’s the most anticipated dude in hip hop and I find the whole thing kinda funny because he is a half-jewish Canadian who was on some TV show and there’s nothing hood about that, but who needs fuckin’ hood when you get all the bitches, and here they are with their tits.
2009
03
Jul
Fat Pig and Her Beef of the Day
Happy fourth of July you cocksuckers.
Be sure to take your fat ass outside in your bathing suit and get your meat on your fuckin’ grill, because that’s what Kim Kardashian wants you to do. She wants tyou to not feel insecure about your fat ass or sloppy stomach from being a lazy piece of shit with a workout DVD and she just wants you to enjoy all the food you’ll soon be eating…. I am going thru alochol withdrawal and it hurts me both physically and emotionally so try to walk it out with me…unless you’re too lazy to walk…in which case just wait for me to come back…..eventually…
Posted in:BBQ|Burgers|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Pig
2009
03
Jul
Rihanna and Her Cleavage of the Day
I am still a fan of Rihanna, not because I put on her music and I can’t help but ask myself to politely not stop it, because it speaks to me. It’s not because I think she’s talented, or because I think she offers the world pretty much anything, it’s not because I find her the hottest girl in the world, but I am a fan because she knows how to get beat the fuck up by her man like a good girl.
Here she is showing off some cleavage…I just fell asleep typing. That is the weirdest feeling to date. Thanks drinking..
2009
03
Jul
Cheryl Cole’s Cleavage for the Non-Americans of the Day
I assume the only Americans who are reading this are lonely and friendless virgins with little to do, because it’s the fourth of July weekend and even the cunts on The View took the week off to spend at the cottage with the fuckin’ family, or wherever the fuck you people go on your time off, but I expect it to be a place where computers aren’t the priority, because computers are the fuckin’ devil and you spend enough time on the shit during the week, so while you American are out eating corndogs, watching baseball, beating up gays and blacks and being proud of being fat trailer trash, I’m gonna post this hot little UK popstar for my Europeans who can appreciate a hot set of tits on a vagina that’s locked onto one of their pro athletes….Her name is Cheryl Cole and she’s pretty luxurious..
Posted in:Cheryl Cole|cleavage
2009
03
Jul
Lindsay Lohan Leaving Her Birthday Spray Tan of the Day
I am not successful and I don’t know anything about business or marketing, but when you are selling a low level product, let’s say a spray tan in a can like you were Lindsay Lohan, you’re probably better off getting your professional birthday spray tan in the privacy of your own “Samantha Ronson” home, so that the world doesn’t see you leaving a spray tan salon, pretty much telling us that your product isn’t good enough for you and that even you don’t bother with it and just attached your name to it for a quick fuckin’ buck, cuz that kind of hypocrisy and money grubbin sell out scamming behavior pisses me off and if you didn’t have such nice breasts, I’d probably write you a heavy worded email regarding this important personal business matter.
Here are the pics and I think it’s still her birthday, so Happy Birthday, asshole
Posted in:cleavage|Lindsay Lohan