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2009

09

Jul

Ali Larter is Suckin’ Straws on Set of the Day

Here’s the whipped cream bikini slut from Varsity Blues 10 years after shit made pretty dull cinematic history. She is 33 now because people tend to get older as the years go by and you see that a pussy you used to jerk off to, or even fucked is no longer as fresh faced and bright eyed as it once was, and bitch has become what you remember your mom lookin’ like when you were growing up or some shit and that despite the fact that you keep getting older too, which doesn’t really matter because you don’t have to look at yourself all day, all good things come to an end…..

Here are her tits….not covered in cream…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ali Larter|cleavage|Tits

2009

09

Jul

Emilie De Ravin Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I don’t know who this is and I don’t know why I am posting it, but from my extensive research that I did on her, I discovered she is recently single as her 3 year marriage just ended and she is not wearing her wedding ring in this picture. I also discovered that she is from Australia and I think I have a soft spot for Australian chicks. Ever since I was younger I’ve crossed paths with a few, since they are nomadic and travel the world, and they have all consistently been way cooler than me, which isn’t saying much, but they are always down to party, always easy going and down to fuck, and just last week I was at some after party with an Australian chick I met at 4 in the morning and drank with her until 7 in the morning because she kept feeding me shots until I couldn’t walk, but for some reason she could, like some kind of machine sent from heaven. Unfortunately, I didn’t fuck her, mainly because despite being cool and down to fuck, she wasn’t blind, retarded or desperate, but I part of me wishes that she was…..and that part of me is my penis.

Posted in:Emilie De Ravin|Legs

2009

09

Jul

Kelly Rowland’s Shitty Implants of the Day

Kelly Rowland spent her Destiny’s Child money on a set of fake tits. I think she should ask for a refund because they are clearly pretty fuckin’ shitty tit and she should spend that money on fixin’ her horse grill, because some of us like ridin’ horses, some of us like fucking horses, some of us even like betting on horses, but I’m pretty sure none of us like lookin’ like horses, especially not horses with bad tit jobs….

Now let me put it in terms Mr Ed will understand:

Naaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you fuckin horsetoothed cunt…. NAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

Yes, I still haven’t figured out what I am doing….

Posted in:Implants|Kelly Rowland|Tits

2009

09

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Getting Out of Cars of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Lindsay Lohan anymore. It was fun while it lasted but I think she’s pretty much dead now or at least a few hauls of her cigarette away from being dead…she doesn’t do anything stimulating anymore, you know like fuck dudes, or show off her suffocating pussy as she gets out of car, you’d expect the thing to have a mind of its own after all the dickhead it’s eaten, and make a fuckin’ move or plan a fuckin’ escape from her host body, but instead shit stayed boring, something I am accustomed to.

On a sidenote, I am just bitter she stopped following me on twitter, her follow really validated my life, like a cosign from a fellow addict,

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

09

Jul

Marie-Louise Parker Nude is Esquire of the Day

The bitch in this Esquire photoshoot is showing nipple and ass because Esquire is doing its best to stay relevant now that every single dude uses the internet because of the heavy amount of porn available and don’t need to buy shitty magazines with semi-erotic photo spreads of bitches who will never fuck us to jerk off to because we are too shy to buy real porn magazines as that shit is for virgin weirdos who like cumming on glossy paper, makin Esquire struggle with their finances and slowly go broke, only to drop some nipple to push the boundaries a little and stay edgy. I hear next month they are planning to go all the way and show both tits like the bunch of faggots they are.

That said her name is Marie-Louise Parker and she’s in the show Weeds, something I’ve never seen before but can relate to because if I don’t change my underwear, I’ll have weeds growing into my fuckin’ ass. Yes, my hygiene is that bad. Sure that was a lame joke, but I’m still drunk and riding off a couple hours of sleep, so get over it.

Posted in:Esquire|Marie-Louise Parker|Nude

2009

09

Jul

Bridget Marquardt was in Playboy of the Day

I am posting these pictures of Bridget Marquardt because despite the fake tits, the crows feet and the fact that she’s a whore who was in Playboy and fucked an old man to further her career, she’s still dressed like she’s in preschool about to go finger paint in her little smock and I know how much you like that.

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Playboy

2009

09

Jul

Alessandra Torresani Doesn’t Wear Pants of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but her name sounds ethnic and like most immigrants she doesn’t know how to dress to fit in. I guess she just figured everyone in America dresses like Lady Gaga because all her songs are on the radio and people are constantly talking about her making her clearly the example to follow, which isn’t a bad thing, but next time, lets home a hot girl is the one doin’ it, because this bitch looks like shit.

Posted in:Alessandra Torresani|Pantsless

2009

09

Jul

David Hasselhoff’s Young Pussy of the Day

Girls are so fucked. I don’t know what the deal is with them but you’d rarely see a dude dating a 60 year old woman just because she was on TV 10 years ago, but for some reason it’s some innate shit in a chick’s brain that makes them need to jump on any guy they’ve seen on TV and it doesn’t matter if he’s good looking, if he smells, if he was on a local commercial or if he is an actual star, the fact that they were in front of a camera is enough to make their panties wet enough that they have to take the shit off and jump on a fuckin’ dick.

I don’t know if it’s groupie behavior or some wanting what they assume everyone else wants and The Hoff is like her trophy or some shit, but I know it happens all the fuckin time, even with good lookin girls and the shit just confuses me.

Posted in:David Hasselhoff|Groupie

2009

09

Jul

Lady Gaga is Gagged of the Day

Lady Gaga’s stunts are getting old fast. We get that she’s desperate enough for attention to hang with Perez Hilton for free advertising, we get that she had no friends growing up and is on some fabricated, unauthentic artist kick, we get she’s just some twat who can sing who created this seriously unlikable character, and we get that her face is fuckin’ disgusting and I guess she does too and that’s why she tries to distract us with her fat chick tits and annoying tranny talk but now she’s done us all a favor and covered the shit up. Sure she’s probably trying to be ironic, or something lame, but I think it’s a real good look she should keep up…

Posted in:Gagged|Lady Gaga

2009

09

Jul

Agyness Deyn Eating of the Day

Models aren’t supposed to eat. What is this craziness. Eating would go against everything they stand for, they do coke and diet coke, they do drinking and chewing gum, they do anorexic and other eating disorders, so seeing this model chowing the fuck down like she was Dan and Roseanne is on some “I hate you mom and dad” rebellious kick, like when a kid goes into art school when his dad is a doctor and planned for him to be a doctor too or some shit…..

So this is for the dudes who like fat chicks and want to see the slow death of a skinny chick cuz if she keeps up this behavior it won’t be long before she’s 300 pounds and it’s all because she’s spent so many years trying to stay skinny. End of a fuckin’ era, which is ok because I don’t find her hot….

Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Eating|Model