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2009

10

Jul

Christian Audigier Livin’ The Cheesy Bro Life of the Day

As much as I hate everything Ed Hardy. From the napkin throwing twats dancing to dance music like they were in Ibiza while drinking their bottles pullin some 9 to 5 millionaire bullshit with their credit card that they’ll have to pay off eventually while wearing their insanely offensively priced and designed T-shirts that are louder than the shitty dance music they are pumpin their fists to in unison, you gotta give Christian Audigier some credit for being authentic to his cause or at least authentic enough to publicly come across as the leader of this twat movement and not tone things down because lookin’ like total cunts is the brand’s philosophy and Audigier won’t fuck with that cuz he has the best scam goin’…..and here he is with a girl in her bikini….

Posted in:Christian Audigier|Ed Hardy|Lame|Twats

2009

10

Jul

Hayden Panettiere In Details Wearing a Bikini of the Day

Hayden Panettiere would like to thank the photoshop artist for removing her Adam’s Apple and her scrotum pussy lip slip in this bikini photoshoot for Details. I’m not saying she’s a man, I’m just saying she’s got more testosterone than a man and that slowly makes her body transform into some hybrid gender. The good news is that despite the impending male pattern baldness, she’s got the sex drive of a fuckin’ 30 year old fat chick who hasn’t been fucked since she was 18 and has been wanting to ever since, and it doesn’t make you gay, even when she makes you suck her clit like it was a preschooler’s dick. I don’t know how I feel about using “prechooler’s dick” in a sentence, but I just did it. I guess I’m crazy.

Posted in:Bikini|Details|Hayden Panettiere

2009

10

Jul

Some Bullshit Gossip Girl in Stupid Shorts of the Day

Her name is Jessica Szohr which pretty much makes her my soulmate because I have szohr’s all over my cock, szohr’s that look like her ugly Charlie Brown shorts that probably cost more than everything I own combined, but in my defense, I don’t really own anything, I’m born to roam and mooch off my lonely and desperate wife.

Posted in:Gossip Girl|Jessica Szohr|Shorts

2009

10

Jul

Elle Macpherson in her Party Dress of the Day

Elle Macpherson, like the expired milk in my fridge, is no longer in her prime. She doesn’t look or taste her best but when it really comes down to it, I’d still put her on my ceral and ignore them clumpy sour lumps, because you can’t eat cereal dry. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because this post is on some next level “written in code” shit, or at least it seems like it is, when in reality, I’m just an idiot, an idiot who still has a love for Elle Macpherson and if I am still alive when bitch is being pushed in a wheel chair and shitting herself at the old folks home, will still have a love for Elle Macpherson because she single handedly introduced me to SI Swimsuit Edition with her nipples in a time before porn and that kind of shit doesn’t get forgotten….

Posted in:Cocktail Dress|Elle Macpherson|Milf

2009

10

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I assume whoever Kendra Wilkinson is making a half-breed kid with is either a rapper or athlete, because girls like her don’t date black dudes unless they are rich because she’s a fuckin’ hooker piece of trash proven both by the fact that she was dating a senior citizen when she was 20 for money and status and but also proven by the shotgun wedding she had a few weeks ago because that is the only kind of wedding her people really understand.

Here she is on the beach with her pregnant body in a bikini, speaking of strippers who made it, I was supposed to go to the stripclub last night, where I was going to pretend I worked for a big entertainment company, to get them to give me free auditions in the lap dance booth and get their hopes up, because I’ve learned that all strippers hope some knight in shining armor will come in and give them a better life and I am so down with playin off that.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kendra Wilkinson|Pregnant

2009

10

Jul

Amy Winehouse’s Hot Bikini Body of the Day

Amy Winehouse is still turning me the fuck on in St Lucia. I just look at her rotting mouth and imagine the condition of her pussy and go fuckin’ nuts on myself. To make things even more exhilarating she looks like she’s been knocked the fuck up on her sabbatical from life by one of her black cabana boys who has been following her around knowing marrying that will lead to a better life, especially since she’ll be dead in a few years and on the they don’t care about how fuckin sloppy she is, as long as she’s white, shit is hot enough for them and her shit is hot enough for me to so fuck you to all the haters…

Good morning. Today is going to be a glorious day..

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I got so drunk last night/this morning that I went out drinking tonight and no matter how many drinks I drank I couldn’t get drunk for the life of me. If I had been paying for the drinks I would have been pissed off, but instead I managed to scam drinks of random idiots in the bar and now I am ready to die.

The sad thing about being sober after drinking all night is the second I have to crawl into bed with my pig wife, at least when I am drunk after drinking all night I am too busy trying to not die in my sleep to care about being in bed with my pig wife.

Maybe I am drunk….Here are my stepLINKS

Just Tell Her To Go Fuck Herself
GO

Morgan Freeman is Most Probably Going to MArry His Step Grand Daughter.
GO

IT’S A ONE MINUTE MIRACLE!!!
GO

The Top 20 Gymnastics Falls
GO

Mary Louise Parker Needs to Stop Posing With That Pie and Eat It Instead
GO

How About Some Racist TV Moments?
GO

I Wanna Stick My Penis in Monica Cruz So Bad It Hurts
GO

Hot Chicks With Beer Cans – A Gallery
GO

Confessions of a Tattoo Vixen
GO

Richard Gere and Furry Animals – Sex Tape Waiting to Happen
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

The Prime Minister os Austria Hates Bruno
(This Video is Amazing)
GO

Rose MC Gowen Looks Like MJ
GO

Carmen Electra is Topless
GO

Ughhh Hate Diat Von Tease
GO

Lela Star is Lovely
GO

I Wanna Bang All The Real Housewives of Atlanta
GO

Sam Ronson is Having a Cry About Something or Another
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Halle Berry is a yummy Mummy
GO

Naked Arm Wrestling
GO

Biker Slams Into Bus
GO

Sex Toys in the Bathroom
GO

Beyonce is BACK!
GO

Gemma Massey is Soft and Smooth
GO

Lily Allen is Topless
GO

Jenna is a Blonde Bombshell
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Who is Ariadne Artiles and Why is She Not Sitting On My Penis
GO

Carly Zucker is In a Bikini
GO

Ultra Ultra Sexy
GO

Daisy Marie is All I Want in Life
GO

Stephanie Pratt Was At The Beach
GO

Aria Giovanni Drives With Her Top Down
GO

The Unsung Talents of a Hooters Girl
GO

Two Chicago Men Are Free After Wrongfully Imprisoned 20 Years Ago
GO

Peel a Banana Like a Monkey
GO

Retard Mardi Gras!
GO

Well, What Are Crutches For?
GO

Jesus Christ Lohan is Lookin Rough
GO

Cellulite or Not, I’d Still Bang Kristen Bell
GO

Some of the Worst Girl On Girl Action Ever
GO

Hot Models Touching Each Other Gallery
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Jul

Laetitia Casta is Ready to Drop Pregnancy Porn on the Beach of the Day

I never really knew what Laetitia Casta did, but she was all the rage on the internet a bunch of years ago, but that time is long gone as she is no longer the hot half naked slut in pictures, but the pregnant mom on the beach who is ready to fuckin’ drop. Now I know some people find pregnancy beautiful and natural but I find it the most disgusting and unnatural lookin thing that could happen to a woman’s body and knowing someone fucks this is almost as disturbing as you jerking off to it.

Posted in:Beach|Laetitia Casta|Pregnant

2009

09

Jul

Beyonce’s Sweet Dream’s Video of the Day

Going to bed drunk at 7 am has its benefits, like sleeping until noon while all you other assholes are at the office slaving away to make your mortgage and car payments, or even to pay for your unappreciative kid’s summer camp all his friends are going to, if you’re the kind of guy dumb enough to knock up the only person willing to fuck you so that you will never be alone.

Watching Beyonce videos has its benefits when waking up at noon after going to bed at 7 am drunk and that’s to ensure I lose my erection and get myself on track. I know she is trying to be sexy, but they should use this shit to cure sex offenders instead of castration, because no matter what she does, there’s nothing hot about her, but we should give her some love for trying to crump despite her obvious lack of physical fitness. Just this morning on my way home I saw at least 10 fat people working out and thought, shit, that’s some persistence.

Watch it.

Posted in:Beyonce|Sweet Dreams Video

2009

09

Jul

Miranda Kerr in a Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr is nude in a photo shoot, but not really nude by my standards, because I only consider a bitch to be nude if I can make out what her pussy looks like…I’m talking every lip fold, discoloration, or razor burn bump. So sure she’s not wearing clothes, but as far as I’m concerned she pretty much is and whoever is behind this suggestive piece of shit needs to be fuckin’ shot, unless he has plans t release the behind the scene pics of her bending over and spread eagle…which I hope he does cuz Miranda Kerr is pretty decent.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Nude|Photoshoot