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2009

16

Jun

Naomi Campbell Legs on the Beach of the Day

I have no fucking idea why I am posting the Naomi Campbell beach pictures, there’s absolutely nothing interesting about this shit, except maybe the social challenges they face being an interracial couple, you know the pressure of their peers and the obvious looks they get when they are seen kissing in public, but even that topic is played the fuck out, so I’d like to think that people are only lookin cuz her boyfriend is clearly a homosexual.

Posted in:Legs|Naomi Campbell

2009

16

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Gives an Obama Impersonator a Lap Dance of the Day

If you read this site, you know I always make fun of Ashley Tisdale because I find her ugly and don’t understand her fame. A while ago, I was doing the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch, where I’d post her latest pics and say reaffirm the fact that she’s still ugly, but that got old pretty fucking fast. So when I came across this video of her doing a sexy dance, or what she thinks is a sexy dance, for some Obama impersonator on some Spanish show, I had no choice but to post it to remind you all that she doesn’t have it goin’ on. To make things worst, she made a fuckin’ request for Lady Gaga just proving that not only is she a beast, she’s the fuckin’ devil…watch the video if you care.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Lap Dance

2009

16

Jun

Megan Fox on the Street of the Day

Here’s Megan Fox lookin’ good just doin’ nothing. What you don’t know about this picture is that before leaving the hotel, she spent a solid 4 hours in hair and make-up, hoping to look like she just crawled out of bed like she is the kind of girl who just looks good all the fucking time. One of those bitches who is just as goodlookin’ when she throws on a pair of beat up jeans and a t-shirt on a Sunday morning to run to the store to get stuff to make you breakfast in bed, while you sleep off your hangover, or when she’s all dolled up to party like a rockstar the night before, or when she’s spending a day with you laying on the beach. Always hot. They are hard to find.

On a side note, I like how she threw in a book to make us all think she’s not just someone who barely passed highschool, an idiot who should really be working a ten dollar an hour job. It’s a nice touch. Speaking of nice touches, I’d like to touch this bitch all the fuck over, it’d be pretty nice. Here are the pics.

Posted in:cleavage|Megan Fox

2009

16

Jun

Mel B Smokin’ in a Bikini of the Day

Mel B is the good kind of mother who smokes in the house while her kid plays in the same room. The kind of mother who locks smokes in the car with the windows rolled up. I mean when she’s not too busy hanging out at pools while leaving the fuckin’ thing at home with the nanny. Who can really blame her, kids don’t remember the first couple years of their life and really why bother being that much a part of it when you can pay someone to do it for you, especially when you’re a glamorous ex-popstar who needs to spend time on her abs and relaxing because those 8 years she worked 10 years ago were really fuckin’ hectic. At least she does it in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B|Smoking

2009

16

Jun

Ronaldo Doing Some Fag Shit of the Day

I used to know this group of soccer fans who would drink in the same bar as me. They were hung-up on Ronaldo, I would constantly tell them that he was into some gay shit and that having this really uncomfortable crush on the motherfucker, was kinda homo. They’d always just pull the Euro card, saying that in Europe everything seems homo and that he’s actually a pimp.

Sure, I know Europe is pretty faggy, from the micro bikini bathing suits to the kissing men when you run into them, to the whole sticking penis in your ass at a Eastern European brothel, and I know he’s bagged a fair share of hot girls, or at least has his fair share of Euro pussy being thrown at him, but that doesn’t mean he likes it and seeing these homo pics of him getting rubbed down and showing no interest to the bitch in the bikini, leads me to think, ‘Mo.

I just wanted to post these pictures of Ronaldo for those guys I knew to prove my point and for them to jerk off to, because jerking off to men you have crushes on and wish you were is just what you do in Europe, it’s not gay at all. Faggots.

Truth is maybe this isn’t gay at all and I just think it is cuz I am actually gay, oh fuck, what can of worms did I just open…

Posted in:Cristiano Ronaldo|Gay

2009

16

Jun

Brooke Hogan and Her Stripper Pole Dance of the Day

Here’s a thick fuckin’ Brooke Hogan and her big fake tits doing a stripper pole dance, because I guess it’s a cheap, trashy way to get viewers, unfortunately, she is the kind of stripper you’d expect to see working the stripclub, but the one you don’t really expect to get much work, I mean except from the gay guys who are only there hoping to get a boner and naturally drawn to the girls with cock. Either way, it is a family affair as Brooke’s mom hustles the pole too, like a pro cuz that’s where it all started for her, before she met a super star wrestler. The whole thing is better than a kick in the face, but not really where I need it to be, without vagina flashes, I just can’t be won over, there’s a close call but when whoever it is says their uterus got a work out, I gave up.

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Stripper Pole|Uncategorized

2009

16

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Twitter Tits of the Day

Lohan twitter propers. Sure she doesn’t respond to my messages directed at her, but she does let me follow her and she follows me and that’s good enough. The only problem is that I fucking hate twitter and never read other people’s updates, I find it dull and irritating because I generally hate everyone, so when she posted these amazing pictures of her half naked, covering her amazing titties with a wig, like some kind of hippie being suggestive at woodstock or some shit, I totally missed the fuckin’ boat. It’s not the first time. I just hope this is a sign of good things to come, ideally me, all over myself to dirtier pics of her that she posts on twitter, but unfortunately, I’m not really a good thing.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Topless

2009

16

Jun

Lookin’ Down Kim Kardashian’s Shirt of the Day

Armenian is such a beautiful language, you know, when you meet an Armenian girl and they start talking to you in their soft ethnic accent, and you think to yourself that this really nice complexion girl with her big brown eyes and amazing body had to have been sent to you from heaven, even when she says she needs to take a piss, shit warms your fuckin’ hear, then she picks up her phone only to talk to her other Armenian friend in Armenian and a series of hacks, spits and angry sounds come out of her, shit that sounds vile and like child molestation would sound if it was a language, and when you ask what happened and what’s wrong, thinking she just heard that her father killed her mother or some shit, she says she was just telling her mom she’ll be home in an hour.

That’s not to say Kim Kardashian knows the language or that she really has any substance, other than the shit spilling over her belt, because she is fat, but he does have a deep loving relationship with Armenian food, and really all food for that matter and that’s all that really matters….and like all fat chicks I see bending over, I can’t help but stare at their tits, I’m a man dammit and that’s just what we do.

So here’s the Armenian poster girl, you know the one little American Armenian girls look up to, since not that many other celebs are Armenian, and she is showing off her fatty tits…

Posted in:cleavage|Kim Kardashian|Shirt|Tits

2009

16

Jun

Milley Cyrus Blowjob Picture of the Day

There is a picture of Miley Cyrus or at least a Miley Cyrus lookalike giving a blowjob circulating the internet. There is no way in fuckin’ hell I am posting that shit because I know I’ll be the motherfucker they make an example of and kiddie porn’s not something I want to be involved in, it’s some serious offense and even if the girl is a little teenage cock loving whore, who throws her mouth on any fuckin’ dick, you still can’t fuck with it. Even if you meet her in a bar and she tells you she’s 18, only to bring you home to her parents house, like some kind of Trainspotting shit, only real fuckin’ life, you still get fucked from both fuckin’ angles, so I’ll just let you assholes google that shit and find it. I will let you know, it’s not that eventful, it may not be her, and it looks like the Disney dudes didn’t teach her about ass play.

I guess this post is just a cocktease, while for the most part so is a teenage slut. Get used to it.

Posted in:Blowjob|Miley Cyrus|Picture

2009

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

This weekend I discovered that if you ask enough girls to show you their tits at least one of them will bite and if you decide to put that tit in your mouth, they usually are already in too deep to say no.

I also learned this weekend, that you should make sure the girl who’s breast is in your mouth, doesn’t have a boyfriend who works as a pimp, and who sees her as the bitch he brings home to momma. It doesn’t end as nicely as you’d expect it to, but I didn’t get killed or even hit so I guess it all works out in the end.

Speaking of working out in the end – I got this email today:

what the fuck is up with you saying some woman should have an abortion in one of your posts today? you’re stupid and sick. I’ve been coming to the site for a while now, never really reading your dumbass comments and just enjoying the pics. today when I do read what you had to say you’re just full of shit. you need to grow up and stop acting like some bad dude who’s all edgy.

I think abortions for the sake of vanity are important, but when you start out fat to begin with, it’s okay to have your baby, to justify your vile body, an excuse you’ve been waiting for your whole life, so I don’t know what this dude’s problem is. Kids ruin women kinda like my stepLINKS…


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Because Getting Off It Good At Anytime of the Day
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Here’s a Basically Topless Lohan
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Everyweek on Entourage
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Hot Model Of The Day: Candice Swanepoel
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I Mean Who Doesn’t Love Cotton Panties, Really?
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Vickie Blows Sluts It Up
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Sexy Surprise?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aniston Being Her Hot/Boring Self
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Holy Taco’s Father’s Day Gift Guide
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Dying With Dignity
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How About a Stripshow Video
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Audrina Patridge Bikini’s Aren’t Half Bad
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LADY GAGA WITH NO MAKE UP WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO PUKE
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So Will the Kate Gasselin Panrty Upskirt Actually
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Blake Lively Always Seems to Look Fuckable
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I Had No Idea Bruce Willis Was So Kinky
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Olivia Wilde Heats Things Up in Maxim
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Brooke Hogan Works the Pole Like a Pro
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Nessa Gets Wet
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Way to Break the Seat, Fat Bitch
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It’s Squirting Time!!
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Beatrice + Angelica = Pure Heaven
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Coco Is a Big Ball of Class as Always
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Pussy Eating First Timer
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Fence Climb Fail – VIDEO
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Carli and Celeste Lez It Up
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jennifer Ellison is in Her Underwear
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Al Roker is Pretty Much Amazing
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Even Porn Stars Gotta Apply…
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Nell Loves to Get Naked
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Danielle Lloyd Takes Her Tits to the Transformers Premiere
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Ashley Gets Naked on the Couch
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Red Headed Lidiya
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Lindsay Lohan Likes to Steal
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Fake Boobs Versus Real Boobs
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Ahhh Craiglist, Home of Rapists and Serial Killers!
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Susan Boyle is Making it Rain
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The 8 People You’ll Meet In Your Hometown Bar This Summer
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Homemade Lesbians
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If Predator Was Gay
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