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2009

16

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Twitter Tits of the Day

Lohan twitter propers. Sure she doesn’t respond to my messages directed at her, but she does let me follow her and she follows me and that’s good enough. The only problem is that I fucking hate twitter and never read other people’s updates, I find it dull and irritating because I generally hate everyone, so when she posted these amazing pictures of her half naked, covering her amazing titties with a wig, like some kind of hippie being suggestive at woodstock or some shit, I totally missed the fuckin’ boat. It’s not the first time. I just hope this is a sign of good things to come, ideally me, all over myself to dirtier pics of her that she posts on twitter, but unfortunately, I’m not really a good thing.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Topless

2009

16

Jun

Lookin’ Down Kim Kardashian’s Shirt of the Day

Armenian is such a beautiful language, you know, when you meet an Armenian girl and they start talking to you in their soft ethnic accent, and you think to yourself that this really nice complexion girl with her big brown eyes and amazing body had to have been sent to you from heaven, even when she says she needs to take a piss, shit warms your fuckin’ hear, then she picks up her phone only to talk to her other Armenian friend in Armenian and a series of hacks, spits and angry sounds come out of her, shit that sounds vile and like child molestation would sound if it was a language, and when you ask what happened and what’s wrong, thinking she just heard that her father killed her mother or some shit, she says she was just telling her mom she’ll be home in an hour.

That’s not to say Kim Kardashian knows the language or that she really has any substance, other than the shit spilling over her belt, because she is fat, but he does have a deep loving relationship with Armenian food, and really all food for that matter and that’s all that really matters….and like all fat chicks I see bending over, I can’t help but stare at their tits, I’m a man dammit and that’s just what we do.

So here’s the Armenian poster girl, you know the one little American Armenian girls look up to, since not that many other celebs are Armenian, and she is showing off her fatty tits…

Posted in:cleavage|Kim Kardashian|Shirt|Tits

2009

16

Jun

Milley Cyrus Blowjob Picture of the Day

There is a picture of Miley Cyrus or at least a Miley Cyrus lookalike giving a blowjob circulating the internet. There is no way in fuckin’ hell I am posting that shit because I know I’ll be the motherfucker they make an example of and kiddie porn’s not something I want to be involved in, it’s some serious offense and even if the girl is a little teenage cock loving whore, who throws her mouth on any fuckin’ dick, you still can’t fuck with it. Even if you meet her in a bar and she tells you she’s 18, only to bring you home to her parents house, like some kind of Trainspotting shit, only real fuckin’ life, you still get fucked from both fuckin’ angles, so I’ll just let you assholes google that shit and find it. I will let you know, it’s not that eventful, it may not be her, and it looks like the Disney dudes didn’t teach her about ass play.

I guess this post is just a cocktease, while for the most part so is a teenage slut. Get used to it.

Posted in:Blowjob|Miley Cyrus|Picture

2009

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

This weekend I discovered that if you ask enough girls to show you their tits at least one of them will bite and if you decide to put that tit in your mouth, they usually are already in too deep to say no.

I also learned this weekend, that you should make sure the girl who’s breast is in your mouth, doesn’t have a boyfriend who works as a pimp, and who sees her as the bitch he brings home to momma. It doesn’t end as nicely as you’d expect it to, but I didn’t get killed or even hit so I guess it all works out in the end.

Speaking of working out in the end – I got this email today:

what the fuck is up with you saying some woman should have an abortion in one of your posts today? you’re stupid and sick. I’ve been coming to the site for a while now, never really reading your dumbass comments and just enjoying the pics. today when I do read what you had to say you’re just full of shit. you need to grow up and stop acting like some bad dude who’s all edgy.

I think abortions for the sake of vanity are important, but when you start out fat to begin with, it’s okay to have your baby, to justify your vile body, an excuse you’ve been waiting for your whole life, so I don’t know what this dude’s problem is. Kids ruin women kinda like my stepLINKS…


Follow Me On Twitter it is Usually Embarrassing
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS….


Because Getting Off It Good At Anytime of the Day
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Here’s a Basically Topless Lohan
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Everyweek on Entourage
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Hot Model Of The Day: Candice Swanepoel
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I Mean Who Doesn’t Love Cotton Panties, Really?
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Vickie Blows Sluts It Up
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Sexy Surprise?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aniston Being Her Hot/Boring Self
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Holy Taco’s Father’s Day Gift Guide
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Dying With Dignity
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How About a Stripshow Video
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Audrina Patridge Bikini’s Aren’t Half Bad
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LADY GAGA WITH NO MAKE UP WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO PUKE
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So Will the Kate Gasselin Panrty Upskirt Actually
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Blake Lively Always Seems to Look Fuckable
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I Had No Idea Bruce Willis Was So Kinky
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Olivia Wilde Heats Things Up in Maxim
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Brooke Hogan Works the Pole Like a Pro
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Nessa Gets Wet
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Way to Break the Seat, Fat Bitch
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It’s Squirting Time!!
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Beatrice + Angelica = Pure Heaven
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Coco Is a Big Ball of Class as Always
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Pussy Eating First Timer
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Fence Climb Fail – VIDEO
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Carli and Celeste Lez It Up
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jennifer Ellison is in Her Underwear
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Al Roker is Pretty Much Amazing
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Even Porn Stars Gotta Apply…
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Nell Loves to Get Naked
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Danielle Lloyd Takes Her Tits to the Transformers Premiere
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Ashley Gets Naked on the Couch
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Red Headed Lidiya
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Lindsay Lohan Likes to Steal
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Fake Boobs Versus Real Boobs
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Ahhh Craiglist, Home of Rapists and Serial Killers!
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Susan Boyle is Making it Rain
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The 8 People You’ll Meet In Your Hometown Bar This Summer
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Homemade Lesbians
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If Predator Was Gay
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

15

Jun

Miley Cyrus Keeping shit Wholesome for the Kids of the Day

< When I was 15 years old I was hanging with some girl who insisted on jumping into the lake in all her clothes, what she didn't realize is that her light boxer shorts, which were the style at the time, and her white t-shirt would get see through, so the second she crawled out of water, we all saw pussy and some asshole pointed and laughed, making her realize what went down, instead of playing it cool so that we could see shit in various positions, we were 15 and seeing pussy was special, fuck I'm turning 40 and seeing pussy is still special, so pointing and laughing was just fuckin' homo. That said, I'm not sure if this kind of whore behavior is anything new, it's just when the girl in the water showing off her underwear is a teen idol, you know it's going to be something mainstream, so all the little girls are gonna be pulling this shit, so you may want to get your beach towel and start waiting - you sick fuck. Someone needs to come up with a clever name for her like Miley Whoreyus, cuz coming up with those faggot names of celebrity couples, or for celebrities has always been a dream of mine, if only one day one of my catch phrases takes over the world.... I wonder if her vagina is tickling in horniness for the second she can get some time back in the dressing room with homeboy....but not enough for it to be illegal...

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut

2009

15

Jun

Coleen Rooney and Her Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

In keeping up with posting obscure Footballer wife’s on the beach in bikinis, here is some pregnant, fat and disgusting Coleen Rooney. It’s called a fuckin’ abortion you pig.

The only good thing is that she wasn’t hot to begin with and this baby isn’t ruining nothin’ it’s just giving her an excuse for having a body that looks the way it does, before she had to accept that it was just cuz of bad food and laziness, now she’s got that whole “she’s a mom” shit.

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

15

Jun

Djibril Cisse and his Wife Jude Littler in a Bikini of the Day

I am trying to keep my site alive by posting obscure people as long as they are in a bikini, after going so low as posting some dude named Djibril Cisse and his wife Jude Littler in their bikini, who knows what’s fuckin’ next for me, but I’ll give you a hint in the direction it’s going and that’s me and my wife in our bikinis, cuz you know what, I’m about as relevant in your life as this fucker is in my life.

This is some interracial or IRC shit that would not go down if motherfucker was still living in the fuckin jungle running after lions instead of soccer balls, that’s not racist, that’s based on whatever the fuck his name is and whatever the fuck his hairstyle and tattoo choices are, shit’s gotta be decisions made by someone raised by fuckin’ gorillas in the Congo, or some shit. But even if he worked as a drug dealer or 4 jobs struggling to pay for his 8 kids with 8 different women. My bet is on this bitch being a gold digger status whore….

But I could be wrong…

OHHHHHH SHITTTTTT THEY BUMPED INTO SHAUNA SAND!!!! LUCKY LUCKY LUCK PEOPLE !!!! SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE IT ALL…..

Posted in:Djibril Cisse|Jude Littler

2009

15

Jun

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Lookin’ Old of the DAy

There’s something really not magical about aging. If anything shit is pretty fucking depressing. There’s that whole closer to death bullshit, that gets me every birthday that comes and goes, but I’m more concerned about the death of someone’s sex appeak.

I know so many dudes who were in love with this bitch when she was comin’ up, they would talk about how she was the hottest pussy in Hollywood, they’d go on about her slammin’ tits, which would be interesting, if tits weren’t just a mechanism for closet case dudes to re-assure themselves by obsessing over tits that they aren’t gay, but there was always something about her that didn’t interest me and now that she’s older, sloppier and rugged, she’s really something about her that doesn’t interest me and I can pinpoint exactly what it is.

Here are the boring pics for those of you unable to move the fuck on.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|old

2009

15

Jun

Hayden Panettiere’s Short Legs of the Day

UGGs make girls look like they have shorter legs than they do, so when they are on thin, long legged, rich girls I want to fuck, shit looks dope, but when you get a short, boxy, muscular troll with no neck rockin’ the shit, because she has lots of money and feels she has every right to dress with the trends, without realizing the trends are doin’ bad things for her, cuz she thinks she is hot and has it going on, like the thin long legged, righ girls I want to fuck, since she’s “Hayden Fuckin’ Panettiere”, but instead looks like my uncle, who used to walk around on his knees, with shoes to look like a midget, to lighten the mood and make me laugh, before sticking his dick in my mouth.

Here’s Hayden and her short legs….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Legs

2009

15

Jun

Fergie is Topless in Allure Magazine of the Day

Fergie is showing off the amazing power of Photoshop while topless in Allure.

I hate photoshop, because with online courses, fat and ugly chicks can trick me. Just a couple of weeks ago, I was talking to some girl on facebook because I got nothing else going for me and she told me she was a model. I went through her pictures and bitch looked pretty fucking good, I didn’t agree to meet her, cuz I hate internet pussy the most, but I did find out what bar she was at and pulled a little creeper move on her to see what I was actually dealing with because I knew it was too good to be true, she was just too eager to be hot and it turned out it was cuz bitch had one of those port stain birthmarks on half her face and looked like she was the Phantom of the Opera all the time, something she was pretty good at erasing in post production.

Not that it matters, I’m still gonna fuck her, but that’s just because I like port after every meal, it makes me feel luxurious and Portuguese.

Here’s Fergie.

Here’s some pictures of Fergie a little less boring, a little less photoshopped and a lot more rough around the fuckin’ edges.

Posted in:Allure|Fergie|Topless