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2009

19

May

Lily Cole is a Top Model in Shorts of the Day

This girl gets paid millions of dollars to model clothes and to make girls feel insecure about their bodies because they aren’t in the fashion mags and she is.

When I look at her I see a fuckin’ monster and if I was to cross her on the fucking street the last thing I would do is offer her a modeling contract. I’d either cross the street clutching my purse like I just saw a black dude, or I’d hire her to work in my touring carnival freak show that I’ve been trying to get started up, or maybe I’d just ask her to do porn, because porn is non-judgemental and likes all kind of ugly, just as long as it takes loads on its face, or really on any body part.

Posted in:Lily Cole|Model|Shorts

2009

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was recovering all day from drinking way too much. My body has turned into a giant vagina on its period with some kind of cyst and can’t fuck seem to fuck anymore cuz it hurts too much. So I got swept from the computer and went to the park where some weird family was having a cookout, the same weird family I now call my own becuase they gave me lots of beer and food like the charity case I am. That’s why I didn’t post a lot, but I doubt any of you fucks noticed.

Here are my stepLINKS – click em if you’re horny.

I haven’t checked my email in 6 days so if you emailed me and are waiting, I’ll get to it soon enough.

I am not sure if I’ve posted this header pic before or not – I need an assistant.

If you are out there, you probably shouldn’t email me. Cuz it’ll take me 6 days to get to it.

Holla.

Tara Reid is Going Back to Rehab in 3…2…1
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Sluts With Lollipops
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Lucy Pinder is a Role Model for Women Around the World
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Cameron Diaz is Cougar Defined
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Not Exactly The First Thing I Want to Think Of When I Hear The Words Crotchless Pants, But Whatever
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Marc Ecko Did a Playboy Shoot – here are the Behind the Scenes Videos
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Soundtrack of a Shattered Life
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Alicia Keys May Be a Hoe
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10 Letters From Satan
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Enhance Your Performance Ye Olde Fashioned Way WITH MAGIC
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Dunno What Nell Mc Andrew is Up To, But I Like It
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Fergie is a Big Old Lesbo, Or Maybe Just Seeking Publicity
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Pam Anderson is Anything But Hot
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Cannes Panty Show Of Throwback
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JESUS IN A CHEETO BAG
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The Last Thing Anna Faris and That Little Black Dress Should Be Doing Is Getting Married
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Juliana Martins Gallery
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Meet Bailey Kline
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Guy Fights a Hooker – VIDEO
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WHY DON’T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE PARIS HILTON – VIDEO
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Honestly, Squirter Grosses Me Out Cause I Am Convinced It’s Just Piss, But Whatever
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Chinese Cat Fight
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Automated Phone Sex Will Probably Get You Off
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The Red Headed Dyke From Sex and the City is Getting Married
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There Goes the Neighborhood – Paris Hilton, You’re Fuck OUT
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Dita Von Tease in Her Lingerie
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Demi’s Tits Are Pretty Nice
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Bryci is the Kind of Brunette I Love
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Tila Tequila’s Acne Makes Me Want to Puke
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Say Hello to Brendy, You’ll Be Happy You Did
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Elle Liberachi ia the Next Big Thing
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Pimp MY Ride
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A Little Too Overcooked
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Celebrity Porn-Hab With Dr. Screw
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Porn Stat Twitpic Gallerys
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2 Girls 1 Sub
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You Can Actually Explode Your Ass. Who Knew?
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Because You Can’t Be a Peeping Tom Forever
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

May

Eva Herzigova in a One-Piece of the Day

The one-piece has always been a favorite article of clothing for me, mainly because I have a soft spot for a piece of clothing that forces a girl to get completely naked everytime she has to take a pee. There’s no pullin the crotch to the side, because of the potential mess, so the only real solution is full fuckin’ naked.

That comes in handy when spying on public bathrooms by the public pool.

So all you haters, who whine when you see a girl who would potentially look amazing in a bikini rock her one-piece. You lack foresight and creepiness. Your perversion is basic, one dimensional and doesn’t scratch the real surface. It takes a situation for what it is at face fuckin’ value, instead of making it work for you. Step up your fuckin’ game son.

Her name is Eva Herzigova and she’s eating food before modeling possibly the reason for her one-piece but it’s still hot to me….

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|One Piece

2009

18

May

Penelope Cruz in Panties of the Day

I don’t know what this stage show is all about, but I do know I like it. Sure bitch has a big ol’ nose that kinda fucks with my head and I am sure fucks with any dude she’s giving head to, you know trying to get your dick deep throated with that shit poking into your pelvis is fuckin’ annoying and not fully attractive, but she manages to pull it off and that’s all that matters. Maybe I’m just being nice becuase she’s got no pants on.

That said, I met some radom cute girl and I got to talking to her. She told me she just got back from some Russia circus she was touring with, now I know you don’t know me, but if you want to get me excited, all you have to fuckin’ say to me is circus. Anyway, I got excited and got to asking her about what she did in the circus, you know since it’s a magical fuckin place and she could be anything from the person who picks up the elephant shit to the fuckin’ contortionist who can eat herself out.

It turns out she’s a fuckin’ acrobat, so instead of seducing her, I decided to ask her if she ever considered doing porn because I feel her skills would come in handy, and that pretty much concluded that future love affair.

Here’s that Cruz bullshit.

Posted in:Panties|Penelope Cruz

2009

18

May

Brooke Hogan’s Flat Ass of the Day

Nothing like a bitch who is built like a fucking tank, you know too thick for her own kind to get with, forced to a cursed life of inter-racial love affairs, who is missing one key fucking element about being the fat blonde chick that black dudes fuck, and that’s a fuckin’ ass. I don’t really understand what’s going on in these pictures, but they oddly remind me of after hour parties with trannies in their panties, and despite my straight friends having the ability to neglect the fact they have a cock, and appreciate their luxurious hair extensions, make up and sometimes fake tits long enough to bust in their mouths, something I could never really fuck with no matter how drunk I was because I was never very good at lying to myself, I’ve always been forced to deal with the cold hard truth which has always been pretty fucking depressing, but not as depressing as waking up with tranny cock in your ass….

Either way, my advice to Brooke Hogan is to take some of those “CCs” out of her tits and jack that ass up.

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Flat Ass

2009

18

May

Tara Reid’s Got France in her Pants Pics of the Day

Tara Reid’s heart may be close to death from all the cocaine she’s done over the years. You know, one more line and bitch gets Heath Ledgered/River Phoenixed/Chris Farleyed/John Belushied.

But she’s never gonna be dead to me.

Here she is in a bikini in Cannes showing off that sometimes a set of fake tits are like the cherry on the sundae, even though I hate fake tits, not to mention knowing the kind of partying this bitch has gone through over the years, I am sure their perkiness would be a nice change of pace from her sloppy, mangled, hanging vagina.

Here she is after partying….

Here she is arriving in Cannes….

Posted in:Bikini|France|Tara Reid|Tits

2009

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was watching The View in McDonald’s and Sheri/The new Star Jones was talking about heaven. She said something about how she will be reunited with all o her babies that she had aborted and I found the whole thing a little awkward.

So I went to twitter and wrote to her:

SherriEShepherd talking about seeing her abortions in heaven is pretty fucking awkward real talk @barbarajwalters

She answered me, I guess I’ve made it. The View, my daily masturbation material reached out and messaged me.

SherriEShepherdnot awkward for me

Jerking of to her tits in McDonald’s bathroom is going to be a lot more satisfying, I guess I can quit the site now, before I do, here are my stepLINKS

Hey Ladies….
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Sean Penn is Totally Fucking Natalie Portman
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Look at Jennifer Lopez’s Tits Get Smaller….
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How Do I Get a Pizza Vending Machine in My Living Room?
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Cassies Hottest Pics Ever
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I’d Leave My Wife to If She Wore One of These Fucking Things
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Amanda Bynes in a Short Dress is a Nice Way to Round Off the Week
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Being a GILF is a Full Time Job
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Pam Anderson Takes Her Diseased Ass Some Place or Another
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Autumn Reeser is a Breath of Fresh Air
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Because You ARe a Loser Virgin Who Loves All Things Star Trek
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Proof That Prayer Doesn’t Work
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Blonde Ambition Striptease of the Day
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Ashley Simpson is Most Probably Knocked Up Again…Gross
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Jesus Christ Tyra Banks is Fucking Scary
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I Love You Eva Mendes
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WHy Hello Megan Goods Nipple
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I Would Totally Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Call ME Crazy But I Am Looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt and I Actually Don’t Want to Vomit
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THEY ARE MAKING ANOTHER HANNIBAL MOVIE YESSSS!!
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A Lingerie Show Will Always Make a Bad Day Better
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Milly Morris is On the Floor
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bungee Jump Fail
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Holy Shit I Gotta Take a Trip to Spain Now?
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Sophia Santi Will Blow Your Mind
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When Daddy Got Pranked on the Crapper
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Come On Now, We All Get the Shits On Time or Another
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Becky and Mel Get It On
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Iveta is Nude in Public
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There’s No Saving Bruce Jenners Face
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Georgia is On My Mind
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I’d Totally Throw It In Nikki Reed
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Uhhhhh….Hmmmmm
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The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls
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Anya in the Buff
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Mischa Barton is Topless
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What the Fuck is Happening in Our World’s School Systems
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Adam Carolla & Jay Leno Are Having a Party
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Now There’s a Babe I’d Like to End My Week With
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Finger Break Dancer is Second Only to Finger Banging
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Cowgirl Cameltoe I’d Like to Ride into the Sunset…and By Ride into the Sunset I mean Fuck Up the Ass…Because She May Be a Man
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

15

May

Tara Reid in Cannes of the Day

Tara Reid is still alive. Just a heads up.

I feel like death.

Let’s hope this is some Ghost whisperer preminintion shit to rid the world of a cunt like me.

Posted in:Cannes|Tara Reid

2009

15

May

Marisa Miller Cleavage of the Day

Here is some supermodel cleavage, I hear that it’s better cleavage than the slutty teenage girl who works at the dollar store where I get my canned food down the street, but that’s because she’s fat and smells like mothballs and doesn’t really have guys jerking off to her photo spreads, but may have creepy poor guys she meets at work jerking off to her, because lets face it, when you shop at the dollar store, pussy isn’t really falling onto your lap….

Posted in:cleavage|Marisa Miller

2009

15

May

Pamela Anderson Titty of the Day

Here are some Pam Anderson cleavage pics for you in the event you’ve forgotten who she is and haven’t been paying attention to her hanging onto her sex appeal with all she has to offer.

On a sidenote, I started using Purrell as lube when I fuck nasty bitches, you know that hand sanitizer shit, I am testing it as a cure or weapon in this STD war…I think it’s genius. I’ll let you know how it works out for me, ideally with photo evidence, hopefully with my dick still in one-piece, and I don’t mean the bathing suit kind.

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|Titty