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2009

20

May

Lady Gaga’s Uterus Mirror of the Day

I was trying to figure out why Lady Gaga was wearing a mirror on her uterus. At first I thought it was to let people watch themselves going down on her, so that they can be haunted by that low point for the rest of their fuckin’ lives, but then I realized it’s because bitch has a fucking gunt/muff gut like a 45 year old mother of 4, because she’s a fucking vile pig and rockin’ a mirror covering the shit makes some optical illusion that distracts people from her testicles, but I could be wrong, maybe it’s just an annoying fucking fashion statement, like not wearing pants on a flight around the fuckin’ world, like a fat slobby motherfucker who hasn’t left his couch for 5 days and all it does is make me wonder why it real girls don’t dress like this, because it seems like something I could appreciate on the right body, but instead we’re stuck with the ugly ones.

On a sidenote, I wrote this post while taking a vile shit, because it only seemed fitting. Thank god for laptops…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Mirror|Uterus

2009

20

May

Some More Hayden Panettiere Praciticing Her Bodybuildin’ Poses of the Day

I posted pics of Hayden Panettiere in this bikini yesterday, but my whole life feels a little repetitive, so I figure why the fuck not post the rest of the fucking pictures because there is no such thing as fresh in my life, especially when it comes to my wife’s vagina, plus the bitch is showing off her ripped body and doin’ her body building competition poses, so this is some exclusive look into her prepping for her dreams of being the shortest Mister Universe, now all she needs is to get out of that girl bathing suit, because Mr Universe don’t do bikini tops, just bikini bottoms.

On a sidenote, guess who’s hungover…I’ll give you three guesses. Winner gets nothing.

Posted in:Bodybuilder|Hayden Panettiere

2009

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was talking to an ex high class escort the other day, you know the kind who charges 5,000 dollars an hour, but who got busted and forced back to montreal and offered her 15 dollars for a blow job, I figure she’s gotta be cautious about her shit now that everyone is watching and 15 dollars can buy her a couple happy meals or one of her high class escort cocktails at the bar so that she can think about the glory days…. this is what she said.

i can only fuck for love. i’m partied out, sorry.

I just wanted a blow job, I don’t know where all this fucking got into the mix…so I asked her this ….

how much do you charge to let me jerk off to your facebook profile

Free. That’s how much and I got the rash on my dick to prove it.

You know what else is free, my stepLINKS and here they are.

Gwenyth Paltrow And Scarlet Johansson’s Giant Tits Are Gonna HAve a Massive Catfight
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Now This is a Food Fight I’m Glad I Didn’t Miss
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The Best Closeups Of Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits
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Now That’s a Rough Day At Work
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Jaime Pressly?s White Trash Bikini Liquor Run
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A Hard, Gay Tv Throwdown
This is From Japan, Go Figure
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Jesus is Not Happy With Mel Gibson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Graduation
Or Already Happened When You Did Graduate
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Termintor Will Give You More Happy Endings Then a Chinese Massuese
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Jessica Biel is Drunk or Delisional or Both
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All you need is Chicks
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Hayden Pantyairs is Still Showing Off Her Ass in France
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Supermodel Daniela Urzi is a TOPLESS Argentinian patriot.
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Here’s The Trailer For Sherlock Holmes
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Courtney Cox is Actually Starring in a Show Called COUGAR TOWN – VIDEO
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Well I Guess The Recession Isn’t Effecting Britney Spears
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A Nike Commercial With Puppets is the Only Kind of Nike Commercial I Wanna Watch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Man Kate Hudson is a Whore
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Alison Angel is Stripping By a Tree
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The Repo Man is Coming
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Wearing Panties to Work is Over Rated
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Kick the Shit Out of a Shamwow!!
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These Spider Pictures Will Probably Scare the SHit Out of You
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Haven’t Seen Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bit
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Gabrielle’s Got Some Big Fucking Tits!
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Ass, Pussy and Fingers. Nuff Said
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Olivia Wilde: GQ Magazine, June 2009
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Agnes Will Light Your Fire
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Lisa Rinna Comes Clean About Her Hemorrhoid…Lips
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Candice Cassidy is Playboy’s Miss June
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Denise Milani Will Make Your Afternoon Better
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Charles Barkley is The Worst Golfer Ever
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“Requiem For An STD”
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

19

May

Hayden Panettiere Getting Rubbed Down By a Bruised Ass in her Bikini of the Day

More Hayden bikini pics, I felt I had no choice but to post them, not because her little body is lookin’ pretty tight, but because of the bruised ass that’s rubbing her down. I assume that is a product of ill-planned lyposuction, you know a little too last minute to recover from because you couldn’t decide whether you were going to go Cannes or not and when you finally decided it was a “GO” and booked your ass fat suction appointment you knew you’d be bruised up but at least you’re old lady ass won’t be cellulite ridden, so thanks for that lady.

Posted in:Bikini|Hayden Panettiere

2009

19

May

Pam Anderson Scratching Her Hepatitis of the Day

Pam Anderson went to her son’s baseball game because he isn’t old enough to be a piece of trash alcoholic, drug addict, party addict, sex addict, stain on society like his mother and father, but it will come and so will stints with rehab, therapy, and becoming roomates with Sean Stewart and it’s not that big of a surprise, the two kids I grew up with who had a whore mother, like actual hooker who worked from home are now both male strippers in the gay stripclubs who turn tricks if the price is right, because that’s all they know.

I guess if you grow up watching your mom scratch her hepatitis pussy at your little league games, or catch your friend jerking off to your parents in a sex tape, or even seeing momma rip lines off the toilet seat to practice for an upcoming club appearance, shit scars you and is the start of your journey into a very bad place.

Posted in:Hepatits|Pamela Anderson

2009

19

May

Some Dude Named Jesse Spencer and His Girlfriend Louise Griffiths’ Bad Implants on the Beach of the Day

I have no idea who these people are, but I am not going to let that stop me from posting this shit. The reason I started this site wasn’t to post about shitty celebrities I don’t give a fuck about, I just did it cuz it was easier than going out on the street with a camera trying to convince random chicks to pull stunts in their underwear, so as the months turned into the years, I slowly became a celebrity site, and since I never had an interest in celebrity, I’ve never really been able to spot them, remember their names, or keep track of what they are in, so this motherfucker could be a fuckin’ star for all I know, and I’m only posting this post because of his girlfriend’s shitty fuckin’ implants.

Now I get why a skinny flat chested girl would get a set of tits. They were teased all their lives and they are tired of fuckin’ with their t-shirts on. They are tired of being insecure from not being able to accept being less of a woman. They tell their friends they wanted them cuz so clothes fit them better, but in reality, it’s cuz they are feel inadequate and think it will be the key to happiness, so they get the shit done on a budget, cuz that’s all they can afford and are desperate to end the pain that comes every nice summer day when they are too shy to get into a bikini, not knowing the aftermath will be two offensively round, hard bullshit tits that look about as real as my Gucci sunglasses that I got in China Town for 2 dollars and that say Gusshy on the shits….if you know what I mean….

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Jesse Spencer|Louise Griffiths

2009

19

May

Another Pantsless Performer of the Day

So now that another artist is rockin’ the pantsless look like she was Lady Gaga only less transgendered or Beyonce in that video only less fat, black and obnoxious. She is from a band called The Sounds and I’ve never heard them, but I think it’s a good sign because it is only a matter of time before we start seeing this look on city buses, in parks, on the street and ideally in bars, because the barrier of entry on a fingerbang attack is practically non existant, thanks to not having pants to work around. I am ready for the good times.

Posted in:Pantsless|The Sounds

2009

19

May

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini is on a Boat With Some Plastic Bitches of the Day

Hayden Panettiere looks pretty good when thrown on a boat with a bunch of old rich hags who are jacked up on Plastic Surgery and look like annoying cunts to be around. She should do it more often because youth is a pretty magical thing, when on a boat with a bunch of vultures staring you down for still having yours while they try to hang onto theirs.

Normally this troll’s success and look offends me, like whenever I see ugly chicks think they are hot because dudes are perverts who are willing to fuck anything and they let it get to their ugly heads, but in this situation, based on comparison, she’s got it goin’ on. Enjoy.

Here are those plastic bitches….

Posted in:Bikini|Hags|Hayden Panettiere|Plastic Surgery

2009

19

May

Victoria Silvstedt Pitchin’ a Watch Campaign The Only Way She Knows How of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt was never really relevant, she was just a Playboy model years ago, when Playboy was into this look. I guess they still are, but Silvstedt attempt to hang onto it, isn’t workin out too well for her, the older she gets and the more surgery she gets to put things back in place and I am talking about her penis, the weirder she fuckin’ looks, like a half eaten Jello tray at the ghetto buffet after it was raped by my wife

Here she is trying to get attention by flashing some panty with her watch, possibly hoping the watch company appreciates the plug and send her a couple free watches that she can pawn off to pay her rent like the common whore that she is.

Silvstedt remains my enemy for trying to sue me, but I think aging is her enemy and we all know who’s gonna win this one. Cunt.

Posted in:Panties|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt|Watch

2009

19

May

Paris Hilton is Not Cute in Her Bathing Suit of the Day

There comes a time when a girl turns 28 and it is no longer cute or interesting to see her talk like a baby, pout her lips or try to pose all cute, like a little fuckin’ girl, if anything it is just fucking creepy.

There also comes a time when a girl turns 28, when it is our duty as the public to stop giving her anymore fucking attention because she has tricked us into giving her far too much over the years.

Paris Hilton is still a useless cunt, she’s just older now, and our only hope is that her plane home from Cannes crashing and she survives so that she spends the rest of her days suffering until she ends it all one night when she just can’t take anymore.

Not that I wish pain on anyone, but in this case I think it is deserved from the pain she has caused a whole generation.

Posted in:One Piece|Paris Hilton|Ugly