I don’t watch The Hills but it turns out that Heidi and Spencer and Audrina and Lauren Conrad aren’t the only useless cunts on the show, they have a useless cunt of a friend named Lo and here she is posing with a set of fat tits, something that would probably come in handy 10 years down the line when she is forced to do bootleg lesbian porn in hotel rooms to pay her fucking rent.
2009
17
Apr
Creepy Jessica Alba Video of the Day
I am working on getting some posts up, I just got distracted with laziness, but I know you are here and need to be fed useless commentary on useless people who aren’t quite as useless as me. While I upload pictures, I figured I’d post this Alba on Leno video I came across that is creepy as hell. Her fans are relentless and went to the trouble of not only capturing the footage from their TV, but also sat there editing it into some slow motion weirdness that needs a soundtrack, you know some Lionel Richie shit, or any love song to really secure how creepy this motherfucker is.
Knowing that you are a creep, I figured I’d post it for you. I am nice like that.
Posted in:Jessica Alba|Leno|Video
2009
17
Apr
Brody Jenner and His Playboy Slut in Video of the Day
I just woke up again, I really should get an alarm clock, but I don’t think there’s really a point. I figure that I’ll make an already useless day, a little more useless with this video of Brody Jenner and the Playboy slut he’s fucking leaving a bar. I know. Sitting through this kind of thing has no positive affects on your self esteem/self worth/ pretty much anything, because watching a Brody Jenner video is always deeply pathetic. I just can’t find anything interesting to write about. Enjoy.
Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole|Video
2009
17
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I am drunk – this is an email i got…..
Its not Zhang Ziyi its Ziyi Zhang and she is probably one of the most famous people in the world. Not hollywood famous but Chinese famous. I think she would probably be rank 2nd most famous in the world behind Aishwarya Rai of Bali-wood in India. Ziyi Zhang is the girl in crouching tiger hidden dragon and in house of flying daggers. the english film you may know her best from is memoirs of a geisha. she was also the asian girl in rush hour 2 and Jet Li’s “Hero”. you honestly shouldnt be writing about famous people if you are ignorant of big world wide stars.
why do people care this much about useless whores. It is annoying…. people tried to fuck with me and here are my links…
Have Sex The Only Way You Know How
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Tori Spellings Tits = Dried GRapes Hanging From a Tree
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Hand UFC Fights Are Pretty Rad
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Filet O’Fish, Mothafucker!
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The 8 Hottest Porn Sluts Of The 70s
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I Kind of Wanna Motor Boat Kendra Wilkinson
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The Lohans All Have Dirty Faces. And Vaginas
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Your Business Cards Suck
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Interview With the Exhibitionist
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Angelica is Pure Heaven
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Here’s The Mug Shots Of Domino’s Greatest Employees Ever
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30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos: A Gallery
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A Look At Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Jennifer Aniston Wants to Have a Big Jewish Baby
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Thank God Fergie Saved Us From Seeing Her Dick
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Alizee Poulicek is See Through
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Kristen Bell is Looking Cute
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That Fat Lady From Britain’s Got Talent is Blowing Up All Over the Place
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The FCC and a Bunch of Other Fucking Assholes Are Pissed at Sir Mix a Lot
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Farting in the Women’s Bathroom
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Sexy Referee Marta Zawadzka
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Slut With a Gun
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Irma Will Set You Free
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More Reggae Dancehall Insanity
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Godesses Walk Among Us
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Eva Longwhoria Bikini Shots
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Chanelle Hayes is Covered But Naked
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Tits and Booze. Nuff Said
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Rudy Huxtable is Getting A Reality Show, I Thought She Was Dead From Drugs, But I Guess Not
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Man Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Insane
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Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Nicole Nilanti Narain
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Rhianna is Coming Back
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Star Wars Macguyver Mash Up
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Bitch, That Ain’t No Pussy
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Carlie is a Cyber Girl
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Lady GaGa is Fucking Full Of Herself its Unreal
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Will Ferrel is Comic Gold
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Live from Congress the Skull Fucking Bill
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
16
Apr
Uplifting Post of the Day
I am not a very organized person, you know, I don’t pay on time, I don’t show up on time, I don’t remember special dates like birthdays or anniversaries, so in case I forget, I just wanted to wish Patrick Swayze an RIP in Advance, at least this way he can see my condolences while still alive, if he has the strength to turn on a computer, provided he knew this site existed.
He doesn’t seem to be having fun with cancer and these pictures of him at a reported 105 pounds prove that cancer is not only a great diet plan, but it’s also fucking horrible to watch ravage a person. The sadness is that pancreatic cancer is one of those cancers that can’t be cured so unless a miracle happens, it’s just a matter of time, but at least he’s trying to put on a fight. I would hate for this to happen to me and I’m sure you’d hate for it to happen to you, but I don’t think I’d mind if it happened to lets say, Paris Hilton, so if you have money, donate to Cancer research. Seriously.
No, this isn’t a jerk off post, unless you are weird…really fucking weird.
Posted in:Cancer|Patrick Swayze
2009
16
Apr
The Dominos Pizza Youtube Video of the Day
You probably already saw this video because I am fucking slow as fuck on shit like this, but it’s two piece of garbage Dominos workers doing fucking vile shit to food that innocent people ordered. They got arrested, but motherfuckers should get the death sentence. It is not our fucking fault their lives didn’t amount to anything, that they are forced to work a shit job in a shit town doing menial tasks for minimal money because they have no other skills, no drive, no vision and are just useless fuckin’ trash, at least they were stupid enough to upload this shit.
I know if I pay for food, even if it is as low quality as fast food shit, I expect the people working to make it with fucking pride, because I’m fucking paying for it and that’s what I deserve, I mean, in theory, because in reality, I’m a pretty bad person who actually deserves to eat shit.
Watch the video, if you know these people, send me their home address and phone numbers. We’ll get our revenge for all the people who have unknowingly ate food with spit, snot, shit, cum, whatever in it.
On a side note, I used to work in a restaurant kitchen, and we used to do some pretty vile shit to food, especially when the bratty customers sent shit back it. I am talking jerking off on melted cheese dishes, shoving steaks in dirty mop water, serving half rancid meat, and other shit…but that’s not the point, because I am hypocrite.
Posted in:Dominos Pizza|Employees
2009
16
Apr
Lady Gaga’s See Through Taped Up Nipple Weirdness of the Day
Lady Gaga went to some medical center, I assume to deal with her Aids, you know since she is a gay man and Aids is the gay disease, or at least started out as the gay disease, before Africa took that shit away from them, because I guess no one wants to give the gay’s anything of their own and that’s why they come together and throw fucking parades and shit….
She showed up in a see-through shirt, with her nipples taped, like some kind of obscure hipster, carrying a tea cup, because since she’s made it, she insists on doing her urine samples in high end china, while wearing a wig and glasses, and all that production still couldn’t distract me from her weak chin, disgusting face. Good try though.
Posted in:Lady Gaga|Nipple|See Through|Ugly
2009
16
Apr
Pink Performs in Her Bra of the Day
So I heard Cary Hart and Pink are getting married again. I guess he couldn’t find a woman quite manly enough to satisfy his gay fantasies who had a bank account that allowed her to keep up with his lifestyle, or some shit. I guess she went out to celebrate getting her man back, despite the fact that he only likes blowjobs and anal, by performing in a bra….
2009
16
Apr
Kendra Wilkinson and Wee Man Weirdness of the Day
If you like midgets and tits, and really who doesn’t, you’ll probably like this. On a side note, I have some good news about midgets, my friend is obsessed with them, in a huge fucking way and he wants to bring me down to the Little Person Convention in Florida in the next month or something and I am pretty fucking excited about the shit. I will keep you posted.
If you wanted me to rip into Kendra Wilkinson for being a useless whore who used fake tits to get ahead because she has not talent or self-respect, I’m not going to bother, she’s doing a good enough job of it on her own.
Midgets man…that’s all we need.
Posted in:Kendra Wilinson|Wee Man