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2009

18

Apr

Vote for Bree Olson of the Day

I love Bree Olson. She doesn’t have fake tits, she doesn’t look like a washed up porn chick who hates her life, she is bubbly and looks like she’s having a good time when she fucks, like she’s living the fuckin’ life. Her body is real and looks pleasant to impregnate and she’s always been good to me, and by good to me, I mean she answers my emails and doesn’t call me a fucking creep and call the police on me when I tell her I am on my way to Indiana to feed her corn and by corn I mean my dick….

So I have no choice but to be good to her. So when I saw she was promoting this contest, I had to make sure she would win, I actually told her to trust me to make her win, so I’m hoping every one of you votes for her on the daily, because she deserves this, and because otherwise I’m going to look like a total fucking asshole.

So if she doesn’t win, there’s no fucking way I’ll ever get you exclusive Bree Olson content. But if she does win, I will film an awkward sex tape with her. That’s a promise, I mean as long as she’s willing. My limp dick and her big tits will make movie fuckin’ magic, I’m talking academy award worthy performances, because the academy awards love retards down on their luck making it with pornstars. But don’t count on her agreeing, since girls generally don’t fuck me, even when I offer money and Bree and me really are not that close, but maybe after this, all my dreams will come true.

These pictures are some behind the scenes Drunkenstepfather exclusive of her getting dressed in her hotel room. Enjoy….and Rock the Vote….

GO VOTE FOR BREE OLSON

Posted in:Bree Olson|Twistys|Vote

2009

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my night on twitter. I don’t fucking know why or what I was saying, I was out drinking with friends/people I don’t give a fuck about, but instead of making awkward conversation, and jokes to each other, I just sat in the corner on my iphone, that I got for 30 dollars, just to make sure you realize I’m no baller, and I guess that was a glimpse into the future where we don’t have to interact with each other in person anymore, something you’re probably used to, since you are a fucking loser, but is exciting to me, since I hate people, and people seem to hate me, but that’s probably because I don’t shower and have a bad attitude.


Follow Me on Twitter Like I was Ashton Kutcher vs CNN Gayness
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Oh I just got this email saying that Mel Gibson has a hot new Russian Sounding wife….


Here are pictures of her “topless” Cuz Everyone Needs a Desperate, Hot Russian, Dying to Come to America: The Land of Opportunity
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And here are the rest of my high quality links.

Your Weekend In Bed Just Got Some Pussy to Join You …
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Pam Anderson Will Make You Vomit On Your Keyboard, and by Vomit I Mean Cum….
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Eva Mendes’ Hottest Pics Ever
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Real Life Pac Man Pretty Much Made My Day
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Mario Kart Death Race!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Why Hello Cheryl Tweedy
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Kazumi Can Do the Robot to End All Robots
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Do YOU Love Brown Chocolate?
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Bridget is Thick and I Love HEr
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The Ultimate Butterface Test
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American Idol Breeds Crazy
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Okay Maybe Family Guy is Funny Sometimes
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striptease of the Day
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Promo Shot For Bruno is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever
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EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT KIM KARDASHIAN
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass in Vogue
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Mary Carey Ass Flash Throwback
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Stana Katic is Trashy Sexy
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Mischa Barton, WTF ARe You Wearing?
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Heidi Klum Needs to Give Her Vagina a Rest Already
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Emma Watson Gallery
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Veronika Fasterova with Earmuffs
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There is Just Way to Many of These Pole Dance Fuck Up Videos
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Victoria Kruz is Oiled Up
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Tampon Prank Makes Boyfriend Puke hahahaha
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Holly Wellin Takes It Off
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Ali Larter is Lookin Good
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Kelly Brook is Squeezing Her Boobs
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Lily is Busty
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Elle Macpherson In A Bikini Looks Good a Bikini
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CoCo is Just a Big Ball of Class
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Now That’s Racial Harmony
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Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb
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Sandee Westgate Wears a Tie
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Brooke Berry is a Playboy Babe
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And That;s What Happens When You Get Shot in the Nuts With a Paintball Gun
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No Wonder Her Pussy Stinks
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Spencer and Heidi Are Smoking the Good Shit
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The Six Most Unfortunate Influential Films
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Ouch, That’s Gotta Hurt
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More lovely girls who get nude for you…
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Half Naked Girls in Vegas
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

17

Apr

Shauna Sand and Her Stupid Tits of the Day

Shauna Sand did what she does proper and that’s dress like a whore, only she made it a little more interesting by doing it in lingerie and pretty much fully exposing her disgusting fake breasts, an outfit you’d expect to see on stage at a strip club, but she’s managed to bring out to everyday life, without getting arrested for indecency, proving that not only is she a whore, but she’s also a trendsetter, style icon and will go down in history for her taste in clothes. I am talking some Jackie O shit, but instead of being a first lady, this bitch is a whore. I love it and it feels like home. Speaking of home, I need to go get drunk now because it is the only time I feel normal…like Shauna Sand needs her plastic shoes, I need my booze.

Posted in:cleavage|Implants|Shauna Sand|Stripper|Whore

2009

17

Apr

Mary Cary is Disgusting of the Day

I guess Mary Cary proves that you don’t have to really have much going for you to do porn, you just have to be willing to suck dick, because there is no way that this bitch was every worth fucking, she just had big enough fake tits, blonde enough fake hair, and a willingness to get fucked on camera and sometimes that is enough, because I know I’ve put out ads to get girls to fuck on camera and the talent is usually pretty shitty, but when you need to get a video done you take what you get and that’s obviously how Mary Cary got her start.

Posted in:Breasts|cleavage|Mary Cary|Pig

2009

17

Apr

Jewel’s Dress Fights the Wind of the Day

Jewel looks hotter than she has in the past, maybe she’s had some work done, or maybe this hangover and erection are throwing off my judgement.

Seeing her fighting with the wind reminds me of the last few days I’ve left my house during the day where this kind of thing almost happened at least 5 times, you know, where I almost saw pussy that wasn’t my wife’s in the flesh, because summer is coming, the skirts are coming out and I guess girls are out of practice or unsure of how to deal with the elements or some shit, I mean it’s that, or they are just all exhibitionists who want perverts like me knowing what kind of panties they wear, but I doubt that’s the case, because girls don’t like me.

Posted in:Dress|Jewel|Wind

2009

17

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Sunglasses Sunburn of the Day

Kim Kardashian has a sunglasses tan because she fell asleep in Mexico, where she is, because I guess do nothing of substance everyday is only really fun when you take it international. I am posting this because her tits and because seeing brown people burnt is funny, let’s just hope next time around, the pictures of a burnt Kardashian are taken at the scene of her plane crash on the way home, not because I like wishing death on people, but because I have nothing nice to say about her.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Sunburn|Tits

2009

17

Apr

Lady Gaga and Tapes Up Her Tit Like It was Her Dick of the Day

I posted these pictures of my least favorite clown yesterday, but it turns out there are a ton fuckin’ more and I figured since deflated fat chick tits are all you know, you’ll appreciate this shit. Unfortunately, I don’t. This shit just annoys me. It’s theatrical, attention craving, obnoxious and the one thing I can hope after seeing these is that bitch gets eaten up by the fame she doesn’t deserve because she’s ugly and dies of a fucking drug overdose as soon as fucking possible please.

Posted in:"Artist"|Lady Gaga|Nipple|See Through|Tape

2009

17

Apr

Bai Ling Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

Who the fuck is Bai Ling and why is her life better than all of ours? Most Chinese imports I meet are into gaming and computers and talking in binary code when they aren’t working at their parent’s convenience stores, restaurants or dry cleaners. They don’t end up at red carpet events with their tits hanging out, I mean unless you count that one girl, but it wasn’t really a red carpet event, it was a rub a tug massage parlor….but there was music playing in the background…and I like to think every time I get jerked off for 20 dollars is a star studded event.

Posted in:Bai Ling|cleavage

2009

17

Apr

Ali Larter Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

I got a lap dance with a girl who had small tits because she seduced me. I don’t really have the ability to say no when they start grabbing at me and squeezing my nipples, I guess because nipple play is always fucking immasculating and turns me into their bitch. Either way, it was a contact dance, meaning I could grab her ass and tits, but since she didn’t have tits, and within the first minute managed to stick her ass in my face, forcing me to smell her dirty asshole, gagging and realizing that the small of a dirty asshole makes me not want to grab onto her ass and slap it around like it was my kid/wife who didn’t fold the laundry properly, I don’t like creases on my shirt god damnit….

Posted in:Ali Larter|cleavage|Grey Gardens

2009

17

Apr

Paris Hilton Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

This fame hungry rich kid’s plan still seems to be working. I don’t think anyone really gets that people are talking about a girl who peaked on the first season of Simple Life, because the concept was actually funny, and because Nicole Richie carried the show by being a cunt to the everyday people, but we’re still talking about her. I guess that’s just proof that my life is really fucking lame, but let’s face it, I didn’t need Paris Hilton, or her cleavage to learn me that, I kind of already knew, you know with a combination of failing at pretty much everything I’ve tried and having bad sex with bad women since ’85, posting on Paris is just another nail in the coffin, even though I died decades ago….You get what I am saying and here is her cleavage…

Posted in:cleavage|Paris Hilton|Party