I generally don’t discriminate when it comes to pussy, unless that pussy belongs to Kathy Griffin. There is really nothing hot about her, except maybe her fire pussy, but that’s just not enough for me. Maybe it’s because she’s ugly, but I’ve fucked ugly girls, I think it’s got more to do with her comedy, or whatever the fuck it is that she does that involves her making fun of her shitty career as a dlister and pretty much shamelessly compromise any integrity she may have left.
So she did some publicity stunt with Paris Hilton, where they went shopping, she flashed her panties and there are even pics of her in a bikini that I am not paying for, they tipped up the paparazzi, because they are both on a sinking ship and like the movie Titanic, this is them trying to hold onto the floating piece of boat while a rich fat pig of a woman doesn’t share with them and watches them freeze to death…if you know what I mean.
I don’t know what that reference was, don’t try to look into it too much motherfucker….
Here’s the video of them hanging out, I didn’t bother watching it, so I don’t know if they panty flash was caught on tape but I really hope it was….
I am not drunk, but I should be. I blocked some woman on Twitter today, not because she’s stalking me, I encourage people stalking me, but they never do, because I suck at life, but that’s not the point, she kept whining at me about how I am not funny, and to try harder and shit like that, and by the third day, I didn’t really need her repetitive shit because it bores me and because I already know that I am not funny. If I was funny, I’d be doing stand up, I’d be writing for TV, I’d be doing anything but running a blog no one reads, so I don’t need fat old ladies telling me what’s wrong with my comedy, since what I do isn’t comedy, it’s just mean.
Anyway, I know people hate people who talk abotu twitter like there’s nothing else going on in the world, but I figure no one wants to hear the story about the girl in a skirt, who was wearing panties and who was sitting on a bench, but her fully pussy exposed because I guess shit got pulled to the side and she didn’t realize it, but I did, because I love vagina. Mainly because every vagina is different and has it’s own story about where it has been and what it’s been up to, what it’s accomplished and what it is scared of and what it enjoys and moments like that happen too rarely in my life and here is something that happend daily….my stepLINKS…check em out and I’m going to go get drunk….like I should be.
The Best Women in the World Do What You Tell Them Without Making You Respect Them… GO
Octocrazy Used to Shake Her Money Maker for Perverts Row GO
Here are some pictures of Anna Faris lookin’ alright in Arena Magazine. What more really needs to be said, maybe that now you don’t need to buy the magazine because I am giving you all that is of value in it, but I probably shouldn’t say that, because when they come to me with lawyer’s letters saying that I’ve contributed to a loss of sales, it’ll be hard to deny that I believe that I did, not that anyone buys magazines anymore anyway, you can’t blame me for the fall of an industry, blame the Internet and evironmentalist hippie assholes tied to fuckin’ trees making the cost of paper too much to make sense. I don’t know what I am talking about again, I get on these useless rants and I figure I should spend more time on what is important, showering, drinking, napping.
So here are those pics while I get off the computer to rest my eyes in the shower drinking a beer.
Everyone says that I am too negative in my posts, that all I do is hate on shit, and that it’s easy to hate on shit, especailly when you do nothing with your life, but maybe I should consider being more encouraging and respectable, because it’s not like I am better than these people, so here’s my attempt at being positive.
Aubrey O’Day is great, she’s really a lot more successful than she ever thought she would be, and all it took was a confidence in herself that didn’t kill her spirits everytime guys just asked her to show some more cleavage, when people had no interest in what she had to say or what she had to offer the world, she took command of that and made it work for her and due to that talent and drive, she got a prestigious cameo in some straight to DVD movie called American High, something far more amazing than webcam videos for random guys for 3 dollars a minute. Good job girl. You look great.
I spend a good amount of time at the supermarket watching mom’s load their cars up with groceries, not because I can’t afford to get groceries and it is like when people drive through the rich part of town to look at the big houses, but because I like mom’s when their husbands are work.
I like them better when they are into yoga and staying fit, and even better when they are dressed like their teenage daughters in leggings, because I know how well traveled and experienced those mouths and pussies are.
As a guy who likes to fuck with young girls, breaking that mold and getting a real whore who doesn’t cry rape when you test their boundaries, and who doesn’t think facials/doggystyle/anal is being really adventurous is legendary. Especially when their hot daughter is in the other room and their husband is out making money to put that food they just loaded in the car on the table while I stare at their asses.
Unfortunately, the only wife and mother I’m fucking is my wife and she weighs in at 350 pounds.
Here’s Hilary Duff on set of some show bending over the trunk you’d like to throw her in, shut and drive to some abandoned warehouse to have your way with her. Creep.
The guy in Entourage was seen leaving a club with some ugly groupie, I hope dude was drunk, because I am sure he could pull better ass than this, but then again, ugly groupies are easier to mistreat because they are just excited about having a guy go home with them in the first place, that when that dude happens to be a guy every girl wants to fuck who is on TV, they’ll go the extra step for him. That said, he’s definitely getting internal anal creampies tonight with no strings attached, if anything he’ll be able to gag her, piss on her and slap her around a bit and she’ll still leave with a smile on her face and when that goes down, I guess it doesn’t really matter how ugly the groupie is because life is about the adventure.
American Apparel pants are made for skinny people, I remember going into one of those stores with my stepdaughter and she thought it would be fun to revamp my style, you know make me come across a little younger and fresher, despite the only thing fresh on me is this scab on my dick that wasn’t there the other day, but that’s not the point, the point is that I put on a hoodie or t-shirt or fuck if I know and shit was an XL but wasn’t getting over my fat ass, but this Fantasia Barrino chick, who has managed to not do shit since her American Idol days, has finally found success squeezing that booty in a pair of leggings and I can hear the threads that make those cheap overpriced pants holding on for their fucking life…..and screamin’ in pain and discomfort from the smell.
Audrina brought her ugly face and tight vagina hugging pants to Australia to do some MTV bullshit, because MTV owns her robot ass, and she does everything they fucking tell her to because she doesn’t want to upset the banker. It really is a lot like prostitution, not that anyone ever had higher hopes for this bitch, everyone in her life is just just impressed she hasn’t accidentally killed herself drying her hair in the shower, or drinking draino because some told her it helps you lose weight, and by impressed I mean disappointed….
I got nothing more to say on this bitch. She does even remind me of anything worth saying, I guess just lookin’ at her makes me turn into an idiot….maybe that’s MTV’s plan to run the world by brainwashing us with her….Someone needs to put an end to this shit.
I find Lady Gaga performing realy uninspiring. Bitch is like some annoying kid at a dinner party who won’t shut the fuck up about how bad she wants to be famous while doing a stupid fucking tap dance that makes you lock the motherfucker in the closet. Her shit is so over-the-top that it’s lame and above all she’s fucking ugly. Bitches like this need to go away, I don’t care how well she sings, she’s fucking useless and should be on bathroom floors ripping lines of coke of some DJs dick and not famous. The world is a shitty place, this is proof.
Here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes wearing some pants and not showing off her legs even though they are all she has going for her. I don’t find her interesting so I don’t really know why I am bothering posting this shit. I guess it has to do with having nothing else to do with my day, which I guess I have in common with Amanda Bynes since I don’t think she’s ever really had work.
Speaking of people with no work, Mischa Barton is in Montreal filming some Ashton Kutcher TV show and I want her to take me out for dinner, but no one I know knows her or where she is staying so I guess, my dreams of banging the girl throwing up on herself in Sixth Sense won’t come true, so I have no choice but to just have to keep jerking off to it.
