I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

31

Mar

Jessica Biel, Bad Attitude

Jessica Biel, Bad Attitude
Jessica Biel’s Got a Shitty Attitude of the Day

Jessica Biel is a cunt. She is being a bitch to the paparazzi, despite living in fucking LA, dating some famous musician, and having a minor career of her own, and it makes no sense to me. We know she’s not on her period, because they haven’t got that far in modern sex change operations yet, but I guess it could be because of her hormonal imbalance from the hormone therapy….

….or maybe talking about her being a dude is getting tired and boring, and maybe we should just accept that she has a vagina, and that because of that vagina, she’s acting like this, becaus she’s a fuckin spoiled brat who is self absorbed and thinks the world revolves around her.

Posted in:Bad Attitude|Jessica Biel

2009

31

Mar

Lily Allen is Pretty Disgusting of the Day

Not much hotter than seeing a fat pig of a woman buying 3 cartons of cigarettes, you know to smoke while sitting on her fat ass, thinking about the baby she could have had before having it aborted because it had fetal alcohol poisoning and was going to end up a flipper…..

Except seeing that fat pig of a woman buying In and Out Burger. She’s really living the good life, at least to the homeless people I know, like the guy who claimed he had a radio show out of town, and was just visiting for the night, but got mugged and is missing 20 dollars for a ticket home, and despite being in a stained jacket, unshaven and insane, felt really humiliated trying to beg for money for cigarettes and food, that dude would kill to be Lily Allen in these pictures.

Posted in:Fat|Lily Allen|Pig

2009

31

Mar

Monster Kardashian Ruins Lollipop Implied Erotica of the Day

You know when you park outside the ice cream shop in the beginning of summer, on a hot summer day, before the hot teen girls head off to camp, and watch them eat their ice cream, slowly licking it and sucking it and watching it drip down their chin, you know playing that shit over and over in slow motion in your head for the next couple of days, or until you muster up the energy and courage to get back there to watch it all over again, because you’re scared they’ll catch onto your dirty little secret, well, seeing Kim Kardashian trying to be sexy with a lollipop almost ruins that for me. She is a fucking pig.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Lollipop|Pig

2009

31

Mar

Jaime Pressly Buying Panties of the Day

I’ve spent many afternoons when I had nothing better to do, or even when I did have better things to do, sitting in or outside of an underwear store, you know window shopping, and by window shopping I mean following girls I wanted to fuck around to see what their little slut hands grabbed onto, because there is nothing hotter than watching them play out whether the sheer thong is going to make their ass look good and trying to figure out what they are planning on wearing it for, because even the most conservative girl has a naughty pair of panties, and I like to be the guy creepin on them when they buy it. The only mistake I’ve made with this hobby is overstaying my welcome and being banned from the store for offering my expert opinion or my help for trying anything on…

So seeing Jaime Pressly buying panties hits close to home and I like it.

Posted in:Jaime Pressly|Panties|Shopping

2009

31

Mar

Star Trek Porn Set of the Day

Hustler is releasing some Star Trek themed porn and it made me laugh. Not because I ever watched Star Trek, but because you probably have. Sure these pictures don’t really represent what you’d expect to see on a pornset, something I’ve never really been on, unless you count the time I video taped some fat girl running away from my erect penis, but I don’t think you do.

Posted in:Porn|Set|Star Trek

2009

31

Mar

Holly Madison Dancing with the Stars Whore Dance of the Day

My computer is running like fucking shit. I was going to say pure shit, but the idea of shit being anything but pure made me feel sick to my stomach, so while I sort this motherfucker out, here’s a little Holly Madison doing her bullshit Dancing With the Stars whore dance.

Posted in:Dance|Holly Madison|Whore

2009

31

Mar

DJ AM and His American Apparel Model Girlfriend Celebrate his Birthday of the Day

It was DJ AM’s birthday the other day and he went out for dinner with his girlfriend, American Apparel model I make fun of, because the only thing my wife ever modeled was a shit stained mattress for some art project I did when I took an adult ed course for my Welfare program. So everyone go wish him a happy birthday, I hit him up on Twitter, just to say “hey man, let’s laugh about all that mean shit I say about you, cuz it’s just jokes, and happy birthday, send me nudes of Jessica Stam, Cuz I know you have them”, and he just ignored me and I take that shit personal. I was trying to reach out, make good and use his birthday as a jump-off to a long lasting friendship, and he just shunned me and that would hurt if I had emotions.

I know, there’s no pussy in this post, but I am just wakin’ up and working on it. Relax you fucking pigs.

Posted in:Birthday|DJ AM|Girlfriend

2009

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

You didn’t think I’d pay a bum 2 dollars to show me his dick and not actually post it. Scroll the fuck down you homos cuz there’s nothing better than cheap bum cock.

I got this email by my favorite reader and I figured I’d help him out because not only has he brought me hours of joy by starring in the movie Ski School, but he also sends me nice emails every couple years letting me know he still reads me and by pretending I am still relevant and for that I love him…..

Hello idol of mine…

I have this weird art/political project called Bill of Rights – Security Edition. It’s the Bill of Rights, printed on a playing card sized piece of metal. When you go to the airport, take one so it sets of the metal detector and the TSA confiscates the Bill of Rights.

I know you guys in Canada love the government so you can wait in lines to get the tumors removed that you get from drinking too much beer, but here in the United States, several of us still hold on to the notion that giving up freedom for safety is wrong and we’d rather get blown up in a plane hijacked by a religious zealot than have our toothpaste removed from our carry-on luggage. 


Get a free cavity search the next time you travel:
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As always… Rock on! I love you.

Here is bum cock….

Here are my links….

Who Cares If Gisele is a Baby Robber, She is Half Naked and That’s All That Matters
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There Was a Sex Scene in Twlight Afterall
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Jessica Biel Hoe or House Wife?
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Women Know Your Limits Or Else
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Okay Here is PROOF Paris Hilton Has Herpes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Iron Man Versus Bruce Lee Made My Depressing Day Better
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Pole Dancing Made Easy
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The Final Frontier is Way Dirtier Than You WOuld Have Ever Imagined
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Ariel’s Gallery is What Red Headed Dreams Are Made of
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And I Thought My Place Way a Shithole
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s Some More Photos of the Shamwow Dudes Hookers
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Screw Madonna
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I Had No Idea Bruse Willi’s Girlfriend/New Wife Was So Bangable
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Kelly Brooke + Bikini + Hard Nipples = Thumbs Up From Me
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I’m Gonna Hate Myself For Saying This, But Jennifer Lopez is Looking Kind of Hot
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Paris Hilton Looks Like a Cupcake I’d Like To Punch in the Face
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Queen For a Day…or Something
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Alison Angel is in the Pool
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Baby Sitter is Rubbing One Out on the Couch
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Brynn Likes to Get to Know Herself
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Penny Cruz is Topless in Her New Movie – VIDEO
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Ziggy is More Talented Than Most of the Assholes I Know
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I Love These 80’s Excercise Videos, What Can I Say
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God Damn Sophies Tits Are Amazing
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Behind the Scenes At a Topless Shoot
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A Shitload of Cunts at the Kids Choice Awards
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Paris Infects the Atlantic Ocean with Her Disease
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Puma Suede and Kelly Taylor Get It On
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Keith Richards is Completely Insane
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Candy Spelling Hates Her Daughter Tori, So That’s One Thing We Have in Common
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Mark Vos Can Ride a Bike Better Than You or I
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lady GaGa Will Sign Your Penis
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Somethings, Once You Do Them, They Can’t Be Undone
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The 5 Greatest Rock Star Deaths of All Time
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Fruit is Better With Cottage Cheese
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Put Your Faith in Something You Can Believe In
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Top 10 Pussy Boasts in Rap….
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Topless Chicks in Some Ad Promoting a Club in Israel
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The Weirdest Promo Pic for a Kids Show – EVER.
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How about a couple of young girls making out….in video
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BONUS – THE BEST SITE IN THE FUCKING WORLD – I AM SERIOUS
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Mar

Girl Next Door Bridget’s Tits of the Day

I don’t really feel like writing bullshit on bullshit people who use their pussies to get ahead, you know who have no self respect and just see fucking with a really old, powerful man, as the easiest way to make it, which I guess makes sense since he pays well and since they usually don’t have fathers of their own to give them that love and support they need, otherwise they wouldn’t crave the attention they get from their tits, and they wouldn’t let bad men with a list of false promises in their pussies. But I guess that’s what makes the world go ’round. We’re all fucking sleazes, dirty fucking pigs, and the only place you’ll find wholesome is at some Amish community and those bitches aren’t too familiar with modern life, so the second you kidnap them, they get carried the fuck from all the stimulation of society, that they become fucking whores, so accept that fact and never respect pussy because it is EVIL…….

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|cleavage|Slut|Tits

2009

30

Mar

Jennifer Garner’s Panties of the Day

Jennifer Garner has holes in her underwear, not because she’s poor, but because she’s a fucking slob. Rumor has it that her new baby was trying to bite his way back inside her womb, but I have a lot of trouble believing that, it probably has more to do with Afleck’s irish drinkin’ fists and prison rape fantasies, and really who cares.

Posted in:Jennifer Garner|Panties|Slut