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2009

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out that the 2 famous people I hate the most are going to be in Montreal 2 days apart, Lady Gaga on March 28th 2009, and Katy Perry on March 31st. I should do something to them, but I am uninspired, not that you care. But maybe you’ll care about that before she was famous picture of Katy Perry.

Here are my stepLINKS, more tomorrow…

Stimulate More Than The Economy
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Some NEw Sluts Dress Up Like Old School Sluts
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Pornage or Pwnage?
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The 9 Hottest Armenian Women Starring The Kardashians
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This is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Prank Ever
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Hey, Guys With No Legs Wanna Play Hockey Too
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Stacey Kiebler Can Wrap Those Pretty Legs Around Me
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Fun At The Bus Stop, Because People Like Me Are TOo Poor to Own a Car
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And This is Why I Hate Children
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Because The Days Pass Faster With Things to Occupy Your Time
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Kate’s Playground is More Than One Would Hope
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Who The Hell is Rocio Guirao Diaz, And Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet?
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A 2 for 1 Striptease of the Day
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Odette Yustman is Better Than Megan Fox, Because David 90210 Hasn’t Stuck His Peen In Her
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The Most Disgusting Video Ever Made May Just Hit The Internet Soon
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Some Chick Named Malin Akerman Panty Upskirt
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Charlize Theron is Divine
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Lindsay Lohan Death Watch, Day 54
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Because I Can’t Do Everything For You
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Everyone Hates Miley Cyrus
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Some Jaime Pressly
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TEacher Gets Stripped
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Schwarznegger at the Geneva Car Show Repping Bugatti and Some High End Cars While Cali Goes Broke…
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Keg Stand in a Thong
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Since Everyone Survived, Let’s Make Fun of the Hudson Plane Crash
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Well, Holly Madison’s Career is Officially in the Tank. If She Ever Had One…s
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Orgasms Courtesy of a Fucking Machines
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Jaime Hammer Hangs By the Pool
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Fun With Nunchucks
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The Kotex Beaver is Back
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This Rhianna Chris Brown Thing Just Keeps Getting More Fucked Up
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Iraqi Breakdance Battle
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Remember Gillian Anderson From X-Files
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All That Money and Aniston Still Looks Beat
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It’s Miss World Registration Day in Sydney
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How Else Are You Going To Attract The Women That Will Ruin Your Life?
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Meet Iga and Pull One Out
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Hollywood Continues It’s Decade Long Shitstorm
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You Don’t Even Have to Make Breakfast Anymore, Just Make It on Your Wii
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No Wonder Brad Pitt is So Fucking Rich
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Ride Hard and Live Free
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Girls Will Be Girls
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Some Texas Independant Babes
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Here’s a Beverage Holder That Can Make You Cum….
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Party Slut and Her Fake Titty Grab
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BONUS::::
Follow Me On Twitter…since No One Else Is….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Mar

Amber Rose and Her Modeling Pictures of the Day

Kanye’s lesbian master of the strap-on was some kind of booty model before she was fuckin him up the ass because it’s not gay when a chick does it to you and because fucking Kanye up the ass has a serious upside, like getting more famous than doing free photoshoots for local ghetto magazines who pay you in donuts and $20 gift certificate to the local movie theater, and like lots of free clothes and the chance to tell your friends you fucked Kanye up the ass like the little bitch that he is….

I am not feeling this, but I am only into chicks with eating disorders because my wife’s and I are fat enough to make me never see an ounce of fat again, even when the fat is distributed awkwardly throughout her body, leaving her skinny in some spots and obese in others, making me feel like I had a fucking stroke lookin’ at her because I can’t make sense of it…..and fucking with every guy who hit on her and got a date with her back when she worked behind the cash at walmart/McDonald’s when they could only get a good view of the waste up.

I know some of you dig this big booty shit, so I’ll fucking post it, but I’d rather it be in video…. but all I could find was this bikini car wash shit…..that I don’t think is her….

And some Women in Song Shit….

And the Best Mall Performance of All Time….I think this may be Lady Gaga Before she was Famous….

Here are those pics….

Posted in:Amber Rose|Kanye|Lesbian|Model

2009

04

Mar

Kim Kardashian in Some Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know which Kardashian this is because they are all the fucking same. I don’t know when these bikini pictures were taken because I have no interest in finding out. I just know that whoever this is, she’s taking some pictures for her 2010 Calendar, something you can all put on your Christmas list, because you know seeing Kardashian in a bikini is the best way to want to motivate yourself to lose weight, get it, cuz she’s fat.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2009

04

Mar

Some Mischa Barton Stolen Party Pics of the Day

I figured I’d dig into my rich LA kid vault and pull up recent pictures of Mischa Barton partying, because they are her friends. I’m talking kids from really rich producers, owners of TV stations, record executives, who all moved to New York together after graduating high school together, to live the bohemian independent life in the Lower East side, all funded by daddy and mommy or grandpa. You know where they live in artist lofts, pretend to be artists, do drugs and party to waste time with each other, only to fly back home on weekends on their private jets to have their maids do their laundry, or to party with their friend who hasn’t made the move yet, or their cross-country lover, they have so they can ichat and be emo about. They are like hipsters only they aren’t poor, they just latch onto whatever the next big thing and ride it out motherfucker until something more interesting comes along, and I’m not hating, who really gives a fuck, at this point everyone’s got a better life than me, so I’ve come to terms with my shit, as Mischa Barton slowly sinks deeper and deeper into shit, at least when she goes broke, she’ll be able to call on them to bail her out. Good planning….


UPDATE:
The rest of the pictures are here, they got leaked 3 weeks ago and I just don’t pay much attention, good times…
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Posted in:Mischa Barton|Parties

2009

04

Mar

Vanilla Ice Performing at Some Club of the Day

Vanilla Ice performed at some club recently. I guess it is nice that he’s still around, I mean how else could society survive without having some identity crisis to blame all that is wrong in the world on, but the truth is that Ice Ice Baby has become a legendary song, cooler artists with actual longevity don’t have the international recognition that this motherfucker and his stupid tattoos had. I don’t know what the hell’s going on at the show, you know with the girls freaking out because they’ll talk to anyone famous, or the psycho Santa Claus, but I do know it’s putting me in the Christmas spirit, I’m gonna go convince a girl on the bus to sit on my lap and tell me what she wants liek the good old days as a mall santa, some of my best memories of when I was suicidal.

Here’s some Vanilla Ice Apology for his Career Video…for some Virgin Ad….

Posted in:Concert|Pure Nightclub|Vanilla Ice

2009

04

Mar

Some Kate Moss Stolen Topless Pics of the Day

I stole this topless pictures form some photography student from LA who had it on her site. Her stepmother is some model and her father is in some band and I guess that gives her access to people like Kate Moss with her shirt off. My life is not so convenient, but that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that I asked her if I could post it, she didn’t answer me, I guess she was too busy doing nothing, it broke my heart, so I figured I’ll just throw it up and that’s all I got to say about that, because Kate Moss topless is a thing of the past, if this girl wants exposure she’s gotta get some video of Chris Brown beating Rihanna, or maybe of some Lohan/ Ronson sex tape…..

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipples|Stolen|Topless

2009

04

Mar

Lil’ Wayne’s New Video of the Day

Here’s some Lil’ Wayne video premiere that features some girl’s whale tail, and since staring at a girl sitting in from you you when her panties are poking out of her pants is the closest you get to sex, I figured you’d appreciate the video. I am not feeling this song at all, but who cares what I think, I’m guessing it’s about some hot chick from High School rejected him and now she’s a single mother and he’s a superstar rapper.

I don’t get why people never get over high school, it’s all pretty fucking pathetic to me, it’s like move the fuck on, who cares if you got rejected then, but are popular now, or you were popular then and your life is pathetic now, or if you were pathetic then and are still pathetic, living in your one room apartment since your mom passed away and your siblings made you sell the house you never wanted to move out of but couldn’t afford to buy them out, but at least now you can have as much porn as you want sprawled out all over the place because no one ever comes over.

That said, I know at least 15 people from my highschool who want me dead because I was mean and gave them a complex, one was the girl with orange hair who I called fire crotch daily, making her think something was wrong with her pussy, leading to a lifetime of sexual issues, the other, some skinny fat I used to convince to get naked in front of me by telling her she was hot and that I really respected her, only to have a video camera hiding in the room, recording so we could publicly humiliate her…there are others, but I don’t remember that shit and either should Lil’ Wayne.

Here’s some Lil’ Wayne Interview With Kimmel Where he Talks About Losing His Virginity at 11….

More Kimmel Stunts…because he’s better than Fallon.

Posted in:Lil Wayne|New Video|Prom Queen

2009

04

Mar

Megan Fox Goes Furniture Shopping With David 90210 of the Day

Megan Fox is back with David from 90210 because that’s what happens when a girl is estranged from her father at a young age and meets up with some guy she used to dream about growing up, I’m talking posters on her walls and fantasies of taking his virginity instead of that Donna whore, who is older, more experienced and has a big dick that can comfort her as she tries to get her career off the ground, introduce her to the right people who weren’t capable of salvaging his career but were able to get her in touch with the right people, pretty much giving her some sort of legitimacy, despite him being a failure and leading to where she is now. She needs him and as depressing as that is for you, it’s not half as bad as that forearm tattoo.

Here they are shopping for furniture.

Here she is getting busy with a pillow like the fat girl in my high school who told me she used to rub up against her mattress while making out with her pillow when she first discovered masturbation.

Posted in:David 90210|Megan Fox

2009

04

Mar

Heidi Klum Posing With a Bra of the Day

I was at some 18 year old girl’s house “babysitting” the other night and we started watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because like Russia and the Middle East, Canada is 6 months behind on shit, and I was thinking to myself how much hotter Heidi Klum, a 40 year old with a weathered, mother vagina and a big penised black husband, was fresher than the slob of a girl I was next to. Sure, the kind of 18 year olds I meet and spend time with are what you’d expect to find overdosing in the bathroom of a bus station, or shitting herself in a bus shelter on the side of a busy intersection or pretty much someone who has anything to do with buses, and decided that I suck at life, because I’m not with someone my own age who looks like this, but on a side note, I told her to shove a role of dirty pennies in her asshole and I’d let her keep it, I guess she needed the 50 cents, because she did it and it was fucking vile. I’m not sure the last time she showered, but her anus was lookin’ a little too much like Seal.

Here is Heidi Klum posing with bras, because bras are what made her.

Here she is without the bra…

Posted in:Bra|Heidi Klum|Victoria's Secret

2009

04

Mar

Rihanna Bikini Pictures from Last Week of the Day

I know why Rihanna is back with Chris Brown, because the whole thing was blown out of proportion and he didn’t lay a fucking hand on her. You know, because he’s a fucking pussy. I’d expect some kind of gangster to pistol whip his whore, or some feminist equal right chick to demand her boyfriend beat her up because preferential treatment for woman is unjust, but with some childhood tap dancing star like Chris Brown, I’m just surprised he’s got a girl…especially one I am down with and who wears see through bikinis….

I’m not allowed to post these because I don’t pay for bullshit, but I’ll keep them here as long as I can because I like sharing the wealth.


If the pics get taken down, you can find them by following this link….
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Posted in:Bikini|Last Week|Mexico|Rihanna