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2009

09

Mar

Selma Blair on Spring Break of the Day

Daylight Saving’s Time is really fucking me up, but not as much as what Selma Blair is doing to any guy she turns on, you know she looks like this mangled faced whore who tried to get me to “help her” while I was driving with some chick through a seedy part of town last night. You know, the one who started banging at the passenger window where I was sitting, hoping I’d roll it down for her, while tears rolled down her face in desperation, who I couldn’t snap a picture of out of fear, since we weren’t sure if this haggard hooker was a man or a woman, we just knew she was on the verge of death.

Luckily I get to relive what she/he probably looked like in a bikini on a luxuruous vacation, instead of paying her the 5 dollars in a back alley to see her cunt, with these Selma Blair dramatization pictures. Sure, there’s no syricnge filled with Aids blood hidden in her whore boots, in case she needs to really close the sale, but you I like to think Selma Blair likes to keep her aids blood hidden in Selma Blair’period filled tampon in her bathing suit bottoms, you know since comfort counts and you don’t want to feel like just because it’s that time, or you’re dying of a terminal sexually transmitted disease, that can’t horseback ride or spend time in the water, for fear it may leak…

I don’t know what I am trying to say here, but here are those pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Selma Blair

2009

08

Mar

stepLINK of the Day

The biggest news of the weekend is that I’ve been drunk the entire time, nothing eventful happened, mainly because I can’t remember much. I do know that Diddy and Demi Moore have blocked me on Twitter because I guess they don’t like laughing at themselves as much as I like laughing at them, you know since I don’t take the internet seriously, but everyone else in the world seems to.

That’s all I have to say about that, here are my links LATE, because it is winter and I don’t know what to do with myself, other than drink, on that note, I am going to get the hour God stole from me back, by getting some mid afternoon lap dances, hopefully at a diry place that leaves marks on my hot white pants…

ou’re Gonna Stay Home and Beat Off Tonight Anyways
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Of Course MIA Named Her Baby Something Completely Fucking Insane, Don’t Act So Surprised
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The 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews With David Letterman
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The Complete Collection Of Megan Fox’s Hottest Pics
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Power Wheels Pimpin
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Steven Seagal is a Fucking Cunt and I Love Anything That’s Makes Fun Of Him
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More From That Little Homo Robot
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Love Lesbians
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Hilary Fisher Pretty Much Has the Best Ass Ever
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How About Some Porn
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The Honeymoon is Over for Those Twlight Assholes
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Let’s Get Wasted and Go to the Grocery Store
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A Fuckload of Nekkid Amateurs
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Fuck Me Mila Jovovich is Looking Good
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Mickey Rourke, WTF Are You Wearing?
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You Can’t Hang Out With Your Mom Forever
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CoCo’s Camel Toe Insanity Throwback
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Lots of Charlize Theron Hotness This Week, and Here’s Some More
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Angelina Jolie Looks Hot on the Set of Her New Movie
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Natalie Portman Looks a Combo of Hot and Boring. Can’t Decide Which
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Who Says You Can’t be Old and Rock Out?
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Meet Capri
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When You See It, You’ll Shit Bricks
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Some Top Model Hood Rats Are Always Good for a Laugh
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Hello Heidi Jacobson
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Nadya Suleman’s Birth Video Was Leaked to the Net, and Let Me Tell You, It’s Disgusting
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Some Nice, Bouncing Tits
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Sports Fan Celebrates Hiw Win
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Admit It, You’re Not Gonna Get Laid Any Other Way
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Pop Up Sex Book
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Miss Universe is in the Bahamas
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Jennifer Clark is Nude
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Brazilian Boat Orgy
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Rainn Wilson Wants to Know About the Birds and the Bees
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Gena Gershon Hard Nipples Throwback
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Some Fantastic Asses
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The Spring Break Bikini Guides
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A Shitload of Self Shot Hotties
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Olivia Munn is at the Watchmen Premiere
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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They Wanna Rock!!
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Lohan Really Did Try to Off Herself, Too Bad She Didn’t Succeed
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Some Curb Your Enthusiasm News, Because It Is Amazing
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Now That’s One Big Bunny
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Here’s a Low Cut Shirt
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Mar

Bree Olson Takes a Shit Before the AVN Awards of the Day

Someone sent in this exlusive video of one of my favorite Pornstars, Bree Olson, sitting on the toilet before the AVN awards. I am not sure if she’s actually taking a shit, because there is no toilet bowl shot, which is really too bad, since scat is the new anal, but none of that matters, what does matter is how excited the photographer gets when she bends the fuck over and shows off her boy short underwear. A little lazy for a pornstar but refreshing because I hate the standard G-string shit they normally wear becuase shit gives me yeast infections…but then again so does wiping back to front, antibiotics and fuckin’ dirty dick….yeah – I don’t know either…I’m just an idiot…

Posted in:AVN|Bree Olson|Shit|Uncategorized

2009

06

Mar

Ryan Seacrest Lookin’ Good of the Day

I’ve been saying how dreamy Ryan Seacrest is for a long fucking time, but nobody believes me. They just pass it off as a joke, or as me having issues with my sexuality, when in reality, that’s not the fucking case at all, dude is just a fucking miracle worker, who is involed in pretty much everything and looks fucking incredible, fit and alert when doing it. It’s like where does this guy find the time to sleep, get his hair done, shit and even jerk off in his busy fucking life, and while taking over the world is always fluffy, nice, and a bit of a fucking suck up.

Now, I’ve got proof of how good motherfucker is at workin’ miracles, because here he is on a date with his boyfriend Simon Cowell and nobody can tell it’s him behind that purple number, because he is amazing. What I wouldn’t give to sniff a pair of his dirty panties…

Here they are in video….

Posted in:Ryan Seacrest|Simon Cowell

2009

06

Mar

Liverpool Fashion Week Promo Pictures of the Day

When I saw these Liverpool Fashion Week promo pics I laughed. I thought it was a fucking joke. Not because I know much about fashion, and realize that Liverpool has never been known to be a fashion mecca, but because I know girls from Liverpool are fucking trash. I’m talking the fake tit party girls in dresses from the sex shop with dreams of being more than their soot-faced, potato eating, blue collar family who have worked at The Mill the last 3 generations or some shit.

But then I realized, that these tacky whores were actually famous sluts from the UK, one from Atomic Kitten, the other from Cornation Street and they don’t have names. They are just reppin’ their hometown and it’s quest to become the next instrumental thing in fashion, like it was instrumental in Rock and Roll with the whole Beatles thing coming out of there.

Either way, check out the trash.

Posted in:Atomic Kitten|Cornation Street|Liverpool Fashion Week|Promo

2009

06

Mar

Kelly Brook’s Tits in Yellow of the Day

Who the fuck is Kelly Brook and why the fuck is she dressed like a fucking Easter Bunny, when we all know that it’s not fucking Easter, it’s still fucking winter and we’re not fucking celebrating the death of Jesus by eating fucking chocolate and hiding hard boiled eggs around the house for our asshole kids, and we’re not at fucking Church or bible camp, so you can wipe that smile off your face and stop celebrating how great your life is, because you really just look like my hangover piss with a set of tits….something that would probably make my hangover piss more fun to clean up off the walls, floor, bed, and everywhere else it ends up.

Posted in:cleavage|Kelly Brook|Tits|Yellow Dress

2009

06

Mar

Christina Ricci and Her Hard Nipple at the Gas Station of the Day

Here are some pictures of Christina Ricci and her big ol’ head with a stupid fucking haircut, walking out of some kind of gas station with drinks she won’t be pouring all over her tits in video, because she hates her tits, she even tried to murder the fuckers a few years back by cutting them off, but the nipples may have survived, which isn’t something I can say for the rest of her looks, because there was a time she was the young goth I wanted to fuck, and now she just reminds me of the remains of the sacrificial animal she has burried in her backyard from those dark years, and by that I mean garbage…

Posted in:Christina Ricci|Gas|Hard Nipples

2009

06

Mar

Amanda Bynes’ Big Head Hangs With Tits of the Day

Here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes and her big ol’ head walking out of some club with her big ol’ tits, because I uploaded them yesterday and it’d be a real waste of time if I didn’t put them up, and I am not doing it because I care about her, or her friend’s big ol’ tits.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Big Head|Tits

2009

06

Mar

Mischa Barton and Her Ugly Friend of the Day

So drug addict party girl Mischa Barton is following Tara Reid’s footsteps of being the girl who was once in movies and on TV who managed to take a liking to cocaine, drinking and traveling around the world. Only instead of going to the Ed Hardy, Girls Gone Wild, mainstream college parties, Mischa Barton, is doing the underground, electo, indy, hipster, artist, fashion, rich kid scene that’s slowly becoming mainstream as Kanye steals their music and style and American Apparel continues to open stores and Urban Outfitters continues to hire these rich kid hipsters to be in their campaigns….

I guess the drugs are good because she manages to stomach spending time with this weird lookin dude, who’s eyes are freakishly close together, motherfuckin’ cyclops shit, that looks like he’s eating his fucking face because he’s got no chin and I feel like I’m watching a fucking cartoon. Here are the pics…Nice Pants.

Here is the guy with a girl I’d like to fuck the trendy hipster bush, because brazilians are for Ed Hardy chicks, off of….

And just so you know, Mischa Barton and her ugly friends were at Sting’s 17 year old daughter’s concert. Her band is called Coco and the Ladyboys or I Blame Coco, I’m not really sure, but I do know that she looks like a dirty rich kid hipster try hard and here’s some pictures of her performing like an idiot…


Here’s some try hard to make us believe she is high and drunk and authentic despite her dad being a celebrity music…..and I kinda liked it….but I like everything about being drunk forever…
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Posted in:Mischa Barton|Ugly Friend

2009

06

Mar

Vote for Chris Brown at the Kid’s Choice Awards of the Day

I was just emailed this, which means it’s already all over the fucking internet, but it’s post on Myspace by Chris Brown’s people urging his fans to vote for him at the Kid’s Choice awards and everyone seems to think that’s so fucking crazy.

Now last time I checked, beating your wife and getting away with it, because she’s some scared girl with no family who found comfort in you, and who you have by the fuckin’ tits, because she will never leave you, especially when that girl is hot as shit Rihanna and not some mail order bride or homeless chick you scooped up at the bus station, makes you a fuckin’ hero, but the kind of hero we’re not allowed to talk about, and that needs to be communicated with today’s youth, because women were getting a little too lippy, independent and forgot the way nature intended it, before modern thought and equal rights came into play.

More importantly, what dude does in his personal time shouldn’t reflect his work, or the message from his personal life, shouldn’t overshadow his commercial work.

Not to mention if Rihanna can forgive him and move the fuck on, so can all you motherfuckers, sure call her an idiot all you want, but she knows what went on better than you so you should go vote for this guy, since I know you spend most your time on Nickolodeon message boards looking for love, you probably already have.

Point of all this is to say, the guy’s a fuckin idiot, he should lay low for a fucking couple more weeks, while people forget, unless this whole thing is a publicity stunt, in which case, keep p the good work mother fuckers.

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Posted in:Chris Brown|Kid's Choice