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2009

02

Mar

Lady Gaga is Still a Man in Stupid Clothing of the Day

This just in, Lady Gaga is still fucking ugly. I have gone to tranny shows a few times in my life, not because I’m a queer or anything, but because there’s one above a strip club I go to sometimes, and I’ve accidentally gone upstairs a few times. I’ve also been approached by tranny whores soliciting sex, I’m talking drug addicted tranny whores trying to make some money for their next fix by sucking me off in an alley, I’ve been to gay bars where I used the lady’s bathroom for fear of getting aids in the orgy that is the men’s bathroom, and come face to face with some tranny’s, I’ve hung out with some gender bending weirdos because when you drink all the time and have no money, you end up in weird fucking places, and I will saw this, ever single one of them was hotter than this Lady Gaga whore. There is no way she isn’t a gay man, let’s do a faggot check list and see if she passes….

1- she has this electro pop shit down = faggot,
2- she wears outrageous costumes = faggot,
3- she loves attention = faggot,
4- she loves glamorous or seemingly glamorous things = faggot,
5- she’s pretentious = faggot
6- she’s into the party scene = faggot
7- she thinks she’s a fashion icon = faggot
8- she has an adam’s apple, ball bulge and is wearing a leotard = faggot.

That’s the end of my faggot check list, which may not be accurate, but if she does have a pussy, I want to see it, because as far as I am concerned it is IMPOSSIBLE….watch her back up dancers struggle picking her up part of the way through her performance. Good times.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Tranny

2009

02

Mar

Ashlee Simpson Getting Taken From Behind of the Day

Remember when Ashlee Simpson was hot? Or right..She was never hot. Here she is showing off the only position she actually knows and that’s being taken from behind. I have a feeling it’s got a lot to do with her having a broken down face, but probably has something to do with her husband’s emo bisexuality and love for all things that aren’t a vagina. I hear she got pregnant because she cum-farted in her skull and cross bone underwear and some of the shrapnel sneaked into her cunt and clawed onto the walls of her uterus like Pete Wentz’s music clawed onto pop culture and never went the fuck away.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Slut

2009

02

Mar

Leanne Rimes and Her Gay Boyfriend of the Day

I hate Leanne Rimes and her husband. The are the obnoxious fitness couple who go to the gym, and for bike rides, jogs and weight lifting sessions before stopping for lunch at the gym to pick up a protein shake….while frowning on the rest of the world who eat fast food and enjoy sitting. You know the kind of girl who slowly morphs into a dude as her new found muscles turn her tits into a solid pec, her booty in a man’s ass and her clit into the size of a grown man’s thumb, a piece of information my little league coach used to tell me before making me jerk him off, but that’s not the point, the point is how her husband decides it’s just too hot to wear a t-shirt and just conveniently need to take it off to show the world my abs like I was a faggot in a gay bath house or some shit.

Posted in:Boyfriend|Gay|Leanne Rimes

2009

02

Mar

Naked Man On a Cross of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but it looks like Korea is somewhere I’d love to party, not because I like naked men on crosses, but because I like naked men….especially when that naked man is me and the cross I am mounting isn’t actually a cross for some political or cultural protest, but a prostitute I am about to crucify for a couple US Dollars…Asia is the future.

Posted in:Cross|Korea|Naked Man

2009

02

Mar

Jessica Alba Rockin’ Some Fruit of the Day

Here’s a picture of Jessica Alba showing off where Cash Warren came in her a few hours before she spat it out into a cup and hid it in the fridge until he passed out asleep and she artificially inseminated herself to get pregnant and trap the motherfucker for life. Good job.

Here’s the rest of her eating fruit for you people who get off on healthy eating like you were a couple fucking hippies backpacking Europe and just found the first vegan restaurant on the trip. I am not sure what that means, but it was stupid and I’m keeping it.

Posted in:Fruit|Jessica Alba

2009

02

Mar

Lily Allen’s Finally Lookin’ Good of the Day

Lily Allen may be a disgusting pig who I hate and who ignores me on the internet, but she has gone above and beyond her usual laziness where she just walks around without covering her face like we want to see that fucking shit, and by shit, I mean shit. She’s actually stepped back and said to herself that hey, as an ugly person who is already in spotlight too much, polluting everyone’s life with ugliness, maybe I should give the public a break and spare them the abuse by shoving my pillow in my face, something reminiscent of every single time she’s got fucked, you know even the night she got pregnant…. where’s the baby now Lily? Should we issue an amber alert on that shit for you or something? Cunt.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Pillowface

2009

02

Mar

Shauna Sand is Still a Whore of the Day

Here is natural beauty Shauna Sand walking around in and I haven’t really figured out why anyone would really care, I mean other than her having huge tits on her small frame, which is ok, I guess, but any girl with a small frame could get herself a set of Shauna Sand tits with a little money, so it doesn’t impress me. What does impress me is the bartender of some after party I went to who was staked and proud of her natural tits, or at least proud enough to pull them out of her shirt more than once after I probably compulsively asked to see them, but don’t really remember because I was drunk and still am.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Stripper|Whore

2009

02

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Death Watch of the Day

Despite looking like death, Lindsay Lohan is still alive, unfortunately, but the good news is that it probably won’t be for long. She’s in the UK doing her thing by going to synagogue and going on dinner dates with her lesbian lover, you know doing her girlfriend duties that don’t involve suckin Ronson’s clit, and both this girls look like fucking shit. I figure they’ve gone back to Ronson’s home to say their final goodbyes to their family and friends at one last bash before taking their own lives, but I could be wrong. I usually am.

On a sidenote, when wasted, I met a 16 year old girl in the bar I was drinking at and she was really into Lindsay Lohan, so I did what any perverted 40 year old would do when a 15 year old girl is in love with Lindsay Lohan, and made her flash me her vagina for her phone number. I am not sure how long it’ll take her to realize I gave her the wrong number because last thing I need is Lohan suing me for giving her number out, but I got to see 16 year old vagina. I figure as long as it goes down in a bar, where you legally have to be 18 to drink, it’s safe.

Wow, my posts are sucking today….

Here they are at a Bar Mitzvah becauase Ronson is Jewish, Lohan is Converting, because they know they are both dying and that in Judaism there is no hell…which makes being a sinner, addict and cunt….

Posted in:Dead|death|Dying|Lindsay Lohan

2009

02

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Fucking Dump of the Day

I like how Jennifer Love Hewitt’s turned 30 and has officially given up on life. I remember when I first started wearing sweatpants in public a couple of years ago because I couldn’t find pants that weren’t elastic waist band to fit and for the first 6 months of the shit, I felt a little ashamed. I still try to fake it when I head out to bars and shit, not because I am image oriented or really care all that much, but there’s something about sweatpants that screams I slept in this shit, and didn’t bother getting dressed, that is never attractive or hot. Sure she can accessorize with her Luis Vuitton and a mercedes, but as far as I’m concerned bitch looks like the poor kid in your elementary school and not like a hot Jewish girl heading to camp and I blame her fat mother for that.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Lazy|Slob

2009

02

Mar

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross in a Marshmallow Eating Contest of the Day

I don’t know much about porn, people always laugh at me because I am a pervert but whenever they drop porn names, I am always at a loss, because I am more into amateur shit, you know like seeing some college slut sucking off her ex boyfriend before cheating on him and forcing him to share the shit with the world to jerk off to kind of shit, but I know that porn is a big deal, I know that people fall in love with these girls who are generally plastic and disgusting, like raped strippers with a meth addiction, but every once in a while, girls like Bree Olson and Kayden Kross come out of the industry, and who are hot and seem to be havin’ fun with the whole porn thing, and don’t seem like battered, victims of abuse, trying to make ends meet.

This is a video of them having a marshmallow eating competition, I’m sure it’s not the first time they fill their mouths up together, but probably the first time no vaginainvolved, because these girls always dyke out together, but it’s a weird video, weird concept, I’m gonna post the shit because seeing girls spit shit up is hot to me, especially when I have to watch my wife swallow pretty much everything in sight, because she is fat.

Here is a video of her playing something called Fluffy Bunny, I’ve never heard of…

Posted in:Bree Olson|Kayden Kross|Marshmallows