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2009

18

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Playboy Cover Shoot Video of the Day

Here’s a video of Aubrey O’Day shooting her Playboy cover shoot because I figure since she’s obsessively talking about the shit like a 35 year old who finally lost his virginity to an actual girl talks to his friends on Second Life. Sure, it’s enough already but people find her hot and I like the fact that she’s an insecure girl who aspired to be in Playboy but always felt inadequate so that’s why she’s so proud of this accomplishment that I can’t see being a fucking accomplishment but maybe that’s because I am not a whore of a girl, and need the bunny tattoo on my pelvis to really grasp how big of a deal this is.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photoshoot|Playboy

2009

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wish I had something important to say. Something funny. I mean I know I had all kinds of random things that pissed me off today and reminded me of good stories I haven’t shared but I watched American Idol at a friend’s house and now I am numb. Maybe that’s why people like the shit because it makes them feel part of something stupid, that’s something we all need. Unfortunately, I need sleep and will be back tomorrow unless I die in my sleep, which may happen.

In the meantime, if you’re not using twitter get on it. I thought shit was stupid for the longest time, but now I am knee deep in the shit and it’s addictive.

If you are on twitter add me to the shit….Perez Hilton has 18,000 followers, I have 5.
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If you’re not, I won’t let you leave empty handed because here are my stepLINKS….

Because I Know You Cry Yourself to Sleep Alone At Night
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Amy Fisher Will Take Her Clothes Off For You
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Celebrity slaughter House
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Bon Jovi Makes Being On the Jumbotron Way More Gay Than It Already Is
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Fast and the Furious 3 – Amish Country Drift
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Can Adriana Lima Replace Amy Winehouse Permanently Please?
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Waking Up to a Hose is Not Fun
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What’s In YOUR Vagina?
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Rosario Dawson is Hot Throwback
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There’s No Way You Can Do It Alone
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Amadine is a Girl Next Door Type
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Hanna Hilton Will Do Your Body Good
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I Always Thought The Best Part About The History of slavery Was Golf Courses, Casinos and The Jackson 5
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Striptease of the Days
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Isla Fisher Looks Hot When She Fixes Herself Up
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WTF Happened to Kellie Pickler’s Face?
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It’s Like a Map to Treasure, But With Pussy
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I’m Really Loving Drew Barrymore as a Blonde
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Some Fashion Week Fashion Whores
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Banks Versus Credit Unions
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Crissy Moran Does a Sexy striptease
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Hayden Panty-Airs is Back on the Market
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Videos That Centre Around Toilets Can Never Be Good
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Motivation Helps You Get the Job Done
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When a Fat Jumps a Mailbox, You Can Expect Good Times
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Olya is Shining
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Bianca Gascoigne is More Wasted Than I Was Last Night
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I’m All For an Hour Glss Figure, But This is Fucked Up
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And That’s Why You Say No To Drugs
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Go Kart Crash Goes Boom
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Lucia Dvorska is Lovely
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Kate Moss Topless Action
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Big Old MILF and Her Big Old Tits
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Maybe Lohan is Fucking Chace Crawfords
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The Aida Yespica Show
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The Best Fight Scene Ever
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Jessica Biel Assumes the Position
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Miss USA 1991 is Starting Her Porn Career! Yes!
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2 Times the Bush is 2 Times Too Many
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I Wanna Bang Halle Berry So Bad
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Smack That Prolapse
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Some Flaming Shots Gone Wrong Videos
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Would you Fuck This Blue Frog Woman…
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Vivid’s 25 Years of Erotic Photography (aka porn)
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Some German TV Host Grabs Some Random Chick He’s Interviewing’s Tit….
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SI Girls in Vegas, Fake Tits in Montreal. Good Times
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

17

Feb

Nicola McLean See Through Shirt of the Day

Here’s that busty nobody from the UK that’s been doing the rounds in a see through shirt. I have nothing more to say because I am depressed that my life has come to writing about these nobodies who are only famous for having tits, when all girls have tits, the whole thing confuses me, yet I keep coming back for more….

Posted in:Nicola Mclean|See Through|Tits

2009

17

Feb

Mickey Rourke Porn of the Day

Here’s some Mickey Rourke making out with his girlfriend and by making out I mean giving her a little kiss. Don’t ask me why I am posting it, because I really don’t know, I think at the time I uploaded the pictures because I thought they were funny, but now I am not sure why I thought they were funny, so I guess I’ll keep them up there for those of you who haven’t been able to get his rippling half naked greased up body in The Wrestler. I’m talking to you sexually confused wrestling fan.

Since you love penis – you may like this clip…

Posted in:Kiss|Mickey Rourke|Porn

2009

17

Feb

Jim Belushi’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

You know what the world is missing…more Jim Belushi coverage. I did used to watch that According to Jim bulushit, it was on 3 times a day around 5 years ago when it first hit nd I only had one channel, but I did want to fuck the wife on the show, but that was a different era.

I heard recently that this shit is still on the air, which I found shocking, because it was pretty shitty back then and can only be a lot shittier now, but I guess a lot of blue collar, suburban people can relate. have a hard time believing that anyone would waste their time watching it, and that it’s just hanging on a fucking thread, but I am pretty sure that’s the basis of his career, you know trying to shine in his brother’s shadow.

I guess what I am trying to say is that along with his wife on his show, I’d also fuck his real life wife, so I guess the jokes on us and this motherfucker’s living the life since you can always tell a man’s success by the size of his gut and the tightness of his wife’s body…

Posted in:Bikini|Jim Belushi|wife

2009

17

Feb

Fergie’s Still in a Green Bikini of the Day

I got into conversation with some 18 year old hot chick the other day. She was on the bus reading some US Weekly or InStyle magazine, because in case you didn’t know, 18 year old girls are hooked on this celebrity scandal bullshit, and she was talking to her friend about what the fuck is going on in Josh Duhamel’s mind for marrying Fergie. She couldn’t get why a guy so good lookin would marry a girl so hard who really has nothing hot about her. I chimed in and said because he’s a faggot, loves cock in his mouth and can’t let the world know, so he settled for the closest thing he could find. They laughed awkwardly and changed seats.

The truth is that maybe they are in love, hot girls date ugly guys all the fucking time, maybe Fergie gives the meanest blowjob, you know cuz having been born with a dick she apparently has a first hand knowledge of how to work one.

Sure the tranny shit’s old, but she looks like this bodybuilder stripper who used to do chin ups on stage who I always got lap dances from because no one else wanted her and I can never turn down a deal, even if it makes me question my sexuality, but maybe she’s a nice girl.

Here she is in the green bikini that has been milked pretty hard this week. Something, Josh Duhamel knows all too much about.

Posted in:Bikini|Fergie|Green

2009

17

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger and Her Nipple Slip of the Day

So Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls let her big brown nipple out for some air because I guess it was suffocating under her dress, or maybe because the shit stain is so fucking big it’s almost impossible to keep it covered up and letting the world see it is a small trade off for the cleavage that sells her records….I am not one of those people who hates on brown nipples or even brown vaginas, I only find that shit disgusting on white chicks, because you gotta do some serious damage to get a brown pussy, like using a log of frozen dog feces as a dildo or someshit.

Either way, this Scherzinger whore’s good to go, unfortunately it’s not as funny as a massive clit slip, but I’d settle for massive nipple slip, because ultimately, I don’t care and I’m just posting this for you.

Here’s the video of the performance last week….

Posted in:Niceole Scherzinger|Nipple|Slip

2009

17

Feb

Aubrey O’Day’s Tits Posing With Her Playboy Cover of the Day

When I was growing up I had a poor friend. Dude wasn’t as poor as my family back in Mexico, but he was fucking poor compared to everyone else in my school. He would wear the same jogging suit, he would always smell, he was always greasy and had muddy hands, he was skinny and grey, had black teeth and chain smoked and was only 12. I remember he’d never have school lunches, he’d always beg for my bologna sandwiches and he was fucking angry and annoying as shit.

One day he came to school with a paperbag that was filled with candy. I am talking a paper bag filled with fucking candy and dude carried that thing around like it his life depended on it. No other kids asked for any candy because they were disgusted by him, but he still got nervous if you got close to it as if it would disappear and he’d never get to eat it. By the end of the week, shit was getting tired, the bag was ripped and falling apart, but everywhere he went that fucking bag went with him.

Aubrey O’Day reminds me of that kid. You know going everywhere with her Playboy cover because it’s all she has going for her. She’s beating that shit like a dead horse, or even like a retarded kid who got a trophy for participating in Track and Field who just won’t let it go because he’s retarded and feels so fucking honored and special, despite everyone in the class getting the same fucking trophy. If you know what I mean.

I guess the good news is that she’s doin’ it all with some crazy cleavage and I couldn’t ask for much more from a slut, except for maybe a porn tape, but I’m sure that’s on it’s way….

Here she is talking about herself on Chelsea Lately…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|cleavage|Playboy|Tits

2009

17

Feb

Some Audrina Bikini Pictures from Hawaii With Love of the Day

The Hills cast have gone to Hawaii because I guess that’s as deep as the writing staff can go when it comes to writing storylines for this robots. You know as they sit around and try to figure out what more they can do in LA or Vegas or even Miami that they haven’t already done, and since they can’t really exploit this stupid twat Audrina for the pornstar she was meant to be because MTV are all prude and shit, they come up with “let’s send ’em to hawaii” genius. I can only assume they did it in hopes the plane would crash, but maybe that’s just wishful thinking because that would probably mean they’d lose their meaningless job creating meaningless TV staring lazy talentless assholes designed for braindead people.

On a side note, I blame these cunts for the fall of America.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini|Hawaii|Hills

2009

17

Feb

Hysterical Carrie Underwood Video of the Day

I just found out about this, but apparently Carrie Underwood is dating some Ottawa Senators player named Mike Fisher. Now Ottawa is in Canada, it is a 2 hour drive from where I am and I’m not going to go try to kidnap this bitch because I just don’t care. What I do care about is how funny it is when the jumbotron/tv spot her and she tries to duck and hide in some sort of panic. I haven’t seen that kind of panic since getting caught jerking off to some unsuspecting college girl and her boyfriend fucking when I slipped on the fire esacpe and fell through the window screen with erection in hand. Talk about a bad scene.

I don’t know why these popstar celebrities like hockey players, it’s a fucking fad though. I live in Canada and everyone’s a fucking hockey player and they all look toothless and beat the fuck up, short, bald and seem to do too much coke, stage gangbangs, fuck teenagers, have tons of money and like to be tough guys especially in lockeroom hazings when sodomizing each other with hockeysticks and by hockey sticks I mean their tongues and dicks….not to mention they all speak like fucking backwoods inbred retards from Ontario who have fart parties while hunting caribou or some shit. I’d demonstrate for you, but I don’t have a mic.

Posted in:Carrie Underwood|Duck|Hockey