Kate Beckinsale shoulda have been wearing this dress the night she got pregnant, because instead of bustin inside her, baby daddy would have taken advantage of this special occasion outfit to see his seed roll down off it, at least I hear that’s what people who fuck people in latex are into, meaning like every other time he had sex, shit wouldn’t have stuck on the womb, but it really doesn’t matter because I think she’s bounced back from that pregnancy shit quite amazingly and if only more mom’s were like her, maybe the world would be a better place and men wouldn’t resent their wives for giving them a life sentence with a fatter ass than they married…..
Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian not actually grabbing her crotch, because you know if she did, the smell that would radiate the room would cuz some Rodney King riots and no one needs that race war over pussy right now.
I have a new found respect for this Olivia Munn girl. At first I was against her because of the audience she caters to, you know…you. But then I realized she probably wanted to be on TV, this network or show was coming up, she had an agent who got her the audition, she read up on video games or whatever they talk about, aced the shit, knowing that geeks are a loyal crownd once they fall for a girl on TV, and now she’s giving that huge audience little teasers of how she’s not only down and accepting of their geek ways and interests, but she’s also got sex appeal and they can jerk off to her, unless they are those really weird geeks who aren’t into jerking off, in which case then can draw up the plans to their Star Trek themed marriage or whatever it is that geeks do.
Here are some promo pics to her new site. She knows how to market herself even if it is to a lame crowd….
You may also like her site because I am sure it’s more relevant a stop than my site.
So Check it out…. GO
Here is some other shoot where she looks dead….but some people may like that especially since it’s probably the only way she’d ever sleep with them.
Here is den mother Shauna Sand, the leader of the ex-strippers who do nothing but some how live a more glamourous life than any of us. You’ve got to give her some credit though, she’s never denounced her past or who she was, she’s never switched up her style and gone conservative, or bought clothes that actually cost money, she’s unaffected by her fame and success or maybe delusional about it being sexier than someone who doesn’t look like a fucking monster. A monster we’d probably all buy lap dances from if she was the featured guest performer at our local strip club, one some of you would ask to have your picture taken with. So these pics are for you.
I don’t know why Rose McGowan is wearing some weird costume, but I guess after you’ve been engaged to Marilyn Manson, everyday becomes Halloween. It’s probably safe to guess that they were at some kind of event and heading home and when the paparazzi pulled her to the side to ask her something cheap, brainless and ridiculous for TMZ, she steps it up and rips into the state of California. Now I don’t normally like talking to girls who are smart or well spoken, I kinda like my woman retarded and goldfish like, except for that time I got hard for a doctor when getting an STD test back when they used the Q-Tip down the tip, but luckily my dick’s so small she had no idea because they don’t teach about that in med school. Thank god because it saved me a whole lot of embarrassment.
On a side note, I’ve been working on making lifestyle changes to give me a penis worth talking about, so despite all the reports about lap tops being bad for your cock if you actually use them on your lap, I’ve been spending a solid 4 years, 10 hours a day doing it, not because I like living dangerously, but because I hope some HULK shit happens where one day my cock mutates and rips through my pants and runs out the door fighting crime and by fighting crime I mean getting blow jobs.
Someone needs to call the animal protection services because by the looks of it, this bull dog is trying to get the fuck away from these two. Truth is that if you had to see Ronson on Lohan dildo, fisting, shitting, pissing, naked, masturbating multiple times a day, then the heated insane arguments and an unstable emotional roller coaster ride that is their life…you’d be trying your hardest to get back to the puppy mill where you weren’t fed, weren’t allowed out of the cage, were forced to pump out babies, because it was substantially better than the hell it is living now.
Here’s the real bitch in the family…
Here’s some pictures of Lohan on her way to spend 53,000 dollars on 3 Rolexes because that’s how you deal with the financial crisis when being an unemployed child star with a drug addiction and personality disorder…
Here’s the video cuz you’ve got nothing better to do with yourself…
Here are some pictures of Jerry Springer with the girls of Chicago. I guess he’s in the play or something and I’d call him a lucky guy but these whores are busted. You’d think they’d be able to land some decent pussy and not something less appealing than the hair pulling, pregnant, one toothed fat, dripping vagina crack addicted stripper trash Springer is used to.
I didn’t get shot…I just slept in today – here’s a message from Paris Hilton’s parents to start the day. I don’t know what they said cuz I didn’t watch it. But I am sure it is life changing.
I found out that the Academy Awards released that fake list of Academy Award winners to generate some buzz and get idiots like you to watch the shit just to see if it was actually a leaked winners list. They didn’t get a huge advertiser because young people don’t watch their shit and I do this website and didn’t even know it was this week. So this was their desperate attempt to go viral on the internet. I fell for it and that makes me an idiot, so I think as punishment, we should BOYCOT this shit cuz that’s all the power we have as insignificant assholes who consume their bullshit that makes them rich every fucking day.
Here are my stepLINKS, Don’t boycot them….
I Think You Be Hard Pressed to Find a Better Reason to Have a Child GO
All jokes aside you should never beat a woman, unless she gets on your nerves and you can’t take it anymore, but only if she’s too scared to tell on you. I mean…you should never beat a woman. I think she looks fucking hot, never better….
No seriously, this is disgusting, I don’t mean to say stupid things, I just always do. I also hope she doesn’t pull that abused girl shit and runs back to him to be by his side and wait for him to get out of jail because this is inexcusable, seriously. There are plenty good people out there who would never touch this girl..Chris Brown’s nothing but a coward piece of shit, in his defense though, maybe this was the easiest way for him to get into jail and ensure getting raped, you know to put his dance skills to real use and not have to go through that whole coming out of the closet shit…
