2009
29
Jan
Sure Paris Hilton having hard nipples isn’t hot, because she’s a cold bitch who is dead to me. But these girls talking about the cause of their hard nipples is porn to me.
That’s all I have to say about this, but I guess you could write your STD jokes in the comments because that’s never been done before….
Posted in:Nipples|Paris Hilton
2009
29
Jan
My neighbor just knocked on my door announcing that the ugly pussy on The View, not my sex Goddesses with a penis, Whoopi Goldberg or the other hotness that are Joy and Barbara who make up many of my sexual fantasies, is pregnant for the third time. This bitch is one of those religious types you see around who is constantly making fucking babies.
I thought she was just getting over the last pregnancy. How does a uterus handle that kind of abuse? Why the fuck is she so fertile? Is she trying to save her marriage or is she trying to lock her football husband down because she’s tired of him running around behind her back and thinks this is the way? Why doesn’t she take the load on her fucking face? Is this a tax write off, or maybe just a good reason to get paid leave from work when she needs a vacation…Does she realize what three pregnancies will do to her sex appeal/tits and pussy? What about the baggage it presents when she’s out shopping for a new husband when this one peaces the fuck out. It’s just fucking insanity, the world is overpopulated as is and her bringing more into this dying world to create garbage and mooch off our resources just shows how greedy and self absorbed she is. I think two kids was enough, give it a fucking rest, sure it’s appropriate for a cunt to make babies, but that doesn’t mean the whole thing isn’t disgusting.
That said, congrats, Elizabeth, may this pregnancy bring joy and happiness to your already thriving family, I expect you to document the entire delivery and sell the DVD and by expect I mean hope, because jerking off to you dilated has always been a dream, unless of course you decide no to go through with the pregnancy and need help “ending” it since you don’t believe in abortion, I am sure I can find a handful of people who would be willing to fuck the fetus out of you, while suckin’ your milk filled tits, if you know what I mean….
Now I have to go report my neighbor to my landlord for harassing me with such stupid fucking news.
Posted in:Elisabeth Hasselbeck|Pregnant
2009
29
Jan
I don’t consider Mischa Barton a celebrity, she’s more of a rich girl who happened to be on a TV show who is trying to be the New York fashionista socialite. You know the kind of girl who buys expensive clothes, smokes cigarettes in lofts and boutique hotels, dates dudes in bands and travels the world going to every fashion show she can all while hanging out with obscure models and I guess there’s really nothing bad about that life at all.
I mean other than the fact that she can’t find work, is slowly fading and is seen as more and more irrelevant, and more and more unattractive as the years of cocaine use add up, and is desperately trying to get any attention she can, but next time around she should be a little more liberal and show us her dirty bush we all know she has because all fashionistas and models have bush, they may be into Obama politically, but not when it comes to trying to relive the glamourous art scene of the late 60s and early 70s, it’s their hipster way to let the world know they are different than all those other plastic bitches with bikini waxes, because they embrace being dirty fucking hippies with no fucking job who have pussies that smell like mud, gravel and rotting vegetables/organic matter in their very own compost heap in their underwear….or some shit.
Posted in:Mischa Barton|Panties|Paris Fashion Week
2009
29
Jan
I like Jessica Alba’s tattoo. If I was fuckin’ her from behind, I’d really like feeling like I was about to cum all over a 7 year old school girl’s hair. Or maybe she’s trying to do some Christmas present shit, you know where she figures if you’re dick’s inside her box, she might as well wrap it up and put a bow on top, in which case it’s a lot less exciting, because cumming on the outside of the present really isn’t as fun as cumming inside, especially if the present is for your asshole boss and is edible.
Either way, here is Alba in some staged mom pictures, when most girls get in bikinis to get attention, she tries her best to act like she likes the kid and doesn’t think it’s the biggest pain in the ass that only comes in handy for staged photoshoots with the paparazzi, to distract the public from a couple stupid statements she’s made the last couple days. You know, like she is actually a good, involved mom who doesn’t just pawn the kid off on her nannies and mom to take the burden off her shoulders. You know, she since she’s a piece of shit cunt like that.
Good morning everyone. Hope you’re enjoying your day so far.
Posted in:Ass|Jessica Alba|Mother
2009
29
Jan
I made a claim today that Fibromyalgia is a fake disease created by lazy people who need an excuse to stay at home and collect disability checks. You know chronic pain that stems from their crazy heads, and not an actual disease, well it turns out a dude who has the disease wanted to clear things up and wrote this:
FIBROMYALGIA is real. Are you? And it doesn’t only affect women. I’ve suffered from it for 16 years. I am so fucking sick of ignorant people making ill informed claims and vague value-judgments about crippling diseases. First failed ethnobotanist, rancid radio host and Rock Star energy drink founder Michael Savage denies that autism is real, now you have the withered testicles to claim that anxiety, arthritis, and fibromyalgia are “bullshit disorders”?!?!
My response:
Wow, 16 years is a lot of years of being a pussy.
I know no one cares about bullshit diseases and the wimps on disability too scared to deal with life who have them so here are my links.
Every Man Needs a Women That Does What She is Told, No?
GOI Mean, Who DOESN’T Treat Their Own Mother Like a Piece of Garbage?
GOI’m Sure The Gay Alphabet Makes Sense to a Homo Like You
GOThe Nine Hottest Canadian Women
GONow THAT’s How You Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich
GOThese are the REAL Ladies of Wrestling – Video
GOPam Anderson Modeling Throwback, To Remember What Once Was
And What Will Never Be Again
GOWho Knew Blake Lively Had Such a Great Rack
GOThe Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built
GOBecause If I Can Find a Girl to Fuck, Anything is Possible
GODre is in Lingerie
GOMischa Barton Lesbian Make Out
GOBianca Gascoigne Topless
GOAlessandra Ambrosio Looks Good Doing Pretty Much Anything
GOChina is a Communist Country and Even They Allow Gay Marriages
GOstriptease of the Day
GOIf Jessica Simpson is a Size 2, I Am In the Best Shape of My Life and Haven’t Drank Yet today
GOBritney Ain’t Lookin’ Half Bad
GOMac vs PC va Linux
GOArgentinian Wardrobe Malfunction
GOSome Slut on Rock of Love Blew Out an Implant While Falling
GOHow About a Round House Kick to the FACE
GOYou’re Late Night Porn Fix
GOEmma Will Drive You Wild
GOMini Me Wants to Baby Sit Your Kids
GOEven Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
GOWho Knew the Tennis Chicks Could Be Such Sluts?
GORoad Side ASS-isstance
GOLucy Pinder Doesn’t Look Like a Complete Piece of Porno Trash For Once
GONipple Piercing Reaction
GOBecause Getting Sex is Far Easier Than You Think
It’s All About Using the Right Tools
GONow Those Are Some Giant Tits
GOJennifer Aniston Turned Down Playboy and Thank God, Because Even
Naked Pictures of Her Wouldn’t be Enough to Make Me Read The
Accompanying Article About Her and Her Depressed Vagina
GOWho the Hell is K.D. Aubert, And More Importantly Why Isn’t She In My Bed
GOAmanda Bynes Upskirt
GOCrissy Moran Wants to Show You Reading Rockss
GOBuild a $40 USB Telescope to Spy on Your Neighbors With
GOMichael Lohan Just Won’t STFU
GOHow Awesome Would The Office Be If It Was XXX?
GOA Death Defying Anal Insertion
GOObama Lays the Smack Down to Citi Bank, And Rightfully So
GORoasting in Hell’s Kictchen, By Gordon Fucking Ramsey
GOThe Fister Sisters
GOI’m All About Kristen Bell’s Ass
GOROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Lookin’ GOod Sweetheart…..I’m Talking to Your Vagina….
GOParty Sluts Being Sluts While Drunk
GOBonus:
More Sluts Than In Your Dreams!
GOPosted in:stepLINKS
2009
28
Jan
So Paris Hilton is a huge fan of Lady Gaga’s, which means you need to stop listening to this cunt now. It also turns out they went to school together and I am sure Paris Hilton didn’t give her the time of day back then, meaning that her giving her the time of day today is some fake shit that you’d expect from Paris. But since Gaga was always seeking approval of her peers, proven in how she tries so hard to be different because they didn’t let her in their circle, she’s probably got a fucking female boner now that she’s made it. Who knows, maybe Paris helped lauch her career, maybe they are actually friends, but I do know that 5hiw interview is fucking tedious to watch and that Gaga’s one single is her only fucking single because I hate her and her rich kid trying to be different by pretending to be a fucking artist bullshit, not to mention, she’s fucking disgusting looking and I expect more out of the girls I see on TV walking around in their underwear. If I wanted to see a fat half naked ass in action, I’d just pull out my mirror and drop my pants and start my fucking jig I’ve been practicing all day, so I don’t need to see hers.
Sure, I’m all for people ripping off drag queens by dressing like assholes to get attention. I am also for people ripping of Christina Aguilera’s singing style and putting it to hipster shit, but bitch needs to take some fucking ownership to the fact that she’s just another mainstream popstar and not some revolutionary fucking artist paving the way for the next generation of artists. Real artists don’t host parties with Paris Hilton. Ever. They are too busy being crazy in their basements cutting their ears off and sodomizing themselves for creative inspiration. Maybe Lady Gaga would be better off in a fucking gag, unfortunately, the only thing she’s gagging on is her fucking chin because that’s the only explanation as to where it went. She needs to be working at American Apparel with the other try hards, pretending she’s so unique, instead of on the radio ruining my day, becuase that way only her immediate friends and the suck ups who suck her dick and feed her that false sense of confidence would have to hear her talk about how cool she thinks she is and how she’s on the next fucking level…so different that her fuckin creative venute is going to take the fuck over…..instead she’s just a fucking cookie cutter popstar who I want to see disappear.
Here are some pictures of the night at PUNK which is probably anything but PUNK, you know with a VIP list and security that won’t let you in with cameras and shit. I am posting them because I have them, not because I think they are worth lookin’ at. This girl is a waste of space, but at least the world’s given her the stamp of approval she’s always been lookin’ for….even if it only lasts a few months….she can always say she made it….that she was an artist and a talent and the world recognized it.
Here is some Paris Hilton at the event because she is just a fucking monster and her black panties probably smell like pure shit.
Here’s some Chick Named Mutya Buena Showing Off Her Panties Leaving the Event….what kind of name is Mutya…You know sure she’s a fucking dog, but do you have to drive the point home by naming her that Mr and Mrs Buena?
Here’s the Only Good Coming Out of Gaga’s Clown Costumes, and That is the follower whores who may or may not be famous because I am not good at recognizing this shit…
Posted in:Lady Gaga|Paris Hilton
2009
28
Jan
Today’s fashion report is about leather leggings. The reason you see whores in the shit is because it turns out to be the only fabric that prevents them from being forced to smell their own rank pussies everytime they sit down. This shit may not be indistructable and probably has to get thrown out after being worn once because of the acidity of their cunts burning holes in the shit, but latex is what condoms are made of, the shit fight AIDS, PVC is what pipes are made of the shit prevents shit from ending up all over your fucking basement and leather is what cows and motorcycle saftey gear is made of, so when cotton can’t stand the heat of a rotting vagina, these pants come in fuckin handy.
They also do a good sturdy job of supporting the vagina and keeping everything in place like a second skin when the first skin is too battered to do it’s job. You know like duct tape on the hole in your couch because nothing is more embarrassing than when a loose whore’s uterus falls out of her gaping hole and drags behind her like some kind of unwanted fuckin’ tail, especially in public.
Here are the whores in question for today:
Nicole Scherzinger:
Paris Hilton:
Posted in:Leather Leggings|Nicole Scherzinger|Paris Hilton
2009
28
Jan
It was pretty obvious that this goth whore was a lesbian back when she ignored my seductive messages on the internet. It was even more obvious last week when she wore her sterotypical lesbian flannel shirt out to get face moisturizer because she wasn’t getting loads on her face to do the moisturizing for her, but now it’s official, this bitch no one cares about, Robin William’s daughter, is a fucking dyke. When asked about Valentine’s Day, a riveting question by the paparazzi because it’s so time sensitive, she turns to the vagina she calls home and asked if they had plans.
You’d be a pussy eater if your dad was Robin Williams and you were a chick, I mean I know he turns me off of mankind in general, so I can’t imagine what that would do to a bitch who was forced to live with him all her life….you know seeing him walk around naked doing his stupid over-the-top performances and dealing with him coming off coke…shit’s a hole other level of child abuse that probably has the same affect as rape on a girl…or maybe she’s just doing the lesbian thing because she’s intense and trying to find her own identity and break free from the life her dad’s created for his family, which is most likely the fucking case. Rich girls are all fucked up.
Posted in:Lesbian|Zelda Williams
2009
28
Jan
I would have expected Hayden Panettiere to be rockin’a pair of men’s underwear, you know to keep her in the zone when she hits the leg press at the gym. I figured the only time she’d rock something strappy would be when she steps into her strap on. I am surprised to see she’s got feminine lookin’ underwear because she’s got more testosterone in her than a highschool football team, but I guess when it comes to feeling sexy on the inside, you gotta do what you gotta do on the outside and at times, that that means getting ladylike in your intimate areas that may or may not otherwise be ladylike.
When you do you better show the fuckin’ world it’s being done because it’s not everyday you slip into something like this to fuck with the public.
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Thong|Whale Tail
2009
28
Jan
No I am not talking about her boyfriend. I already went on and on about how the only guy who would fuck her would have to be gay. Not because of her gaping vagina resembling a ball sack or because her dangling clit looks very dick-like when it gets hard, but because she’s got some drag queen level of plastic surgery and is so over the top that only a fag would see anything appealing about spending time with her, you know they like to keep things outrageous.
At first I thought proof to back up my theory is this weird motorized shit they are on, because you know that no straight dude would ever be comfortable enough with his sexuality to get up on one of these in public, not even for vagina, but then I remembered that guys usually do anything for pussy, even if it means pussying out byt doing things they’d never want to do, whether it’s going to plays or to antique stores or even shopping for dresses, so I guess the power of the pussy always wins, especially when your pussy is a trained seasoned veteran like Shauna Sands’.
Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand
