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Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2008

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I added this girl who was causing ruckus Sam Ronson’s Facebook profile, to figure out what the drama was all about because it was in broken English and I really have nothing interesting going on…

The profile looked legit, like a 18 year old young girl and I got to talking and she was defending some dude who Lohan had deleted off Facebook for being a creepy stalker. Within a minute of being added to her profile, I realized that it was fake and really Lohan’s creepy stalker’s clever way to get back into Lohan’s internet life. Yes…I am being fucking serious.

So this girl and I start talking and she’s not making sense, but is really passionate about this guy she’s defending and his legitimate feelings for Lohan. She goes off about how Lohan was his Facebook friend and he told her not to do drugs or something ridiculous, because he doesn’t want his women on drugs, Lohan freaks out, deletes him and he goes into some psycho fit destroying a portrait he’s spent 6 months painting…..Yes…I am being fucking serious.

By this point, I’m already bored, sure it’s kinda nuts that a stalker is pretending to be a girl badly to get back on Lohan’s Facebook while talking about himself in the third person and the fact that Lohan and Ronson are interacting with this fake profile because they are idiots making him think he’s tricked them and is getting closer to them, but he said something to me from his fake profile, talking about himself in the third person that I felt I should leave with you to close off the week, because it brings the Holiday spirit into my shithole I call home, and I hope it brings it into yours…..

he had dreams about lindsay when his ex wife left him… he couldnt control his dreams, he has been like that forever
It doesnt make no sense but to me it feels like thr is a connection between thr brains or soemthing
ask her if she dreams about him?
he believes that lohan is his wife in heaven
and his dreams point to that matter
he doesnt want her in this life

Well that’s reassuring….

Lohan better be locking her doors, and should re-think adding randoms to her facebook. I better be getting to fuck to the bar before I fall asleep missing out on another day of this beautiful life…..and you better be clicking on my links….

Sluts Who Will Warm You Up During the Cold
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Being on American Idol is More Shameful Then Doing Gay Porn, But Maybe That’s Just Me, Since I Love Gay Porn….
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One of Paris Hilton’s BFF Caught Totally Naked in the Bathtub
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The Oompa Loompa Army
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Kristen Bell Complex Magazine Outtakes
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Michael Phelps and a Huge Set of Fake Tits…
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Lily Allen See Through Dress With Lacy Thong
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I Don’t Look Down On These People For Stealing Money From a Bum
Cause I Would Do It Too
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The Hottest Pin-Up Girls EVER
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Brooklyn Decker Throwback
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Bianca Beauchamp and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hong Kong Family Planning Dolls
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Bunny Boiler Is At The Beach
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Here’s Some Commercial Brad Pitt Did For a Japanese Cell Phone Commercial
That Makes No Sense and is Fucking Amazing
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The Only Person Better at Pretendng to be a Lesbian Than Lohan is Tila Tequila
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Gwenyth Paltrow Most Probably Got a Tit Job
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A Very Britney Christmas
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Reporter Almost Gets Run the Fuck Over
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The Best Way to Save Money Durng the Holidays
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Spin Kick Fail
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Longest Hockey Fight Ever
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God Bless the Hula Hoop
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Alina Vacariu is a Lady in Red
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Pam Anderson’s Ass An’t What It Used to Be
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Pharyan Sparks is in the Kitchen
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Sexy Teen Takes Off Her Bikini
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PArs and Nicole Hate Each Other Again or Something
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Striptease of the Day
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Zelda Babes Will Make You Horny
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How NOT to Drive a Ferrari
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Micro Machines!
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Marry Me Rhianna
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Roselyn Gives a Banana Head
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Ema Watson May Just Get Naked
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Aggiolina Karkampouna is a Mouthful
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Not Your Average Super Hero
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Veronika Simon is a Cowgirl
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Ashley Donahue is a Playboy Babe
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Maybe Skiing Isn’t the Best Career Choice
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Make People Naked in Photoshop
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Fast Food Fisting
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A Mouth Wide Open is a Mouth Too Ready…I Prefer Forcing My Way In…
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Bonus – I Wrote This for a Site and I Expect You To Go There And Comment…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Gets into the Wrong Car of the Day

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Here’s a little video of Lesbian Lohan getting into the wrong car, which is an honest mistake when you are addicted to cock and haven’t had dick in months, it kinda consumes you, and it’s all that you can think of and you end up forgetting to do the simple things in life, like showering, or leaving the house, because of that burning in your groin, at least that’s what I’ve been told by guys who can’t get laid about their obsession with pussy, and I figure since she straps a dick on in the bedroom, she’s almost an honorary member of the chronic masturbating group of guys who make up the readership of this site, only she gets to masturbate with a friend who looks like a boy and the last time you tried to masturbate with your friend who looks like a girl, he told everyone and it was pretty embarassing. I just re-read this post and haven’t figured out if it makes sense or not, but I think it does, watch the video of Lohan being an idiot because she is one.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2008

Dec

Nicola Mclean’s Big Fake Titties Are Doing The Rounds of the Day

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This Nicola Mclean slut is from the UK, and unlike most girls from the UK, she’s almost worth fucking. I don’t know where she came from, but she’s been poppin up a lot lately and it’s strictly because she’s got retarded fake tits. I am surprised girls still have that whole need to get the biggest, dumbest tits around, like we were still in the 90s, but that’s just because I figured all the closet-cases who were over compensating for their discomfort in their own sexuality by fixating their lives on tits, you know talking about tits all the time, freaking out about every tit they saw, always seeking bigger and stupider lookin’ tits to really show us how much of a man they are, dating girls that looked like low class Barbie Dolls they met at the strip club they spent their free time in, because that’s what guys who like pussy do and bringing them home to meet the family in their lacy cleavage tops and booty shorts to make dad proud, had come out of the closet by now. I mean that was really my only explanation for the serious increase in fags everywhere I go. There was a time these people hid their true desires, and that was the time stupid implant sales were at their highest, according to me, but maybe I am wrong, maybe liking normal sized natural tits is weird, maybe these fake disgusting things stapled to trashy stinky fake lookin’ pussy is what real men want, maybe I am the gay one….

Gay or not, I don’t get how someone can make a minor 5,000 dollar investment in their rack and turn it into a 6 figure or more per year salary promoting lingerie, attending events, and slowly climbing up the trashy reality star later into the D-List, and if it is that easy, why the fuck isn’t every girl doing it, are they fucking idiots? Do they like working as nurses and teachers and secretaries for modest salaries?! It’s just too much for me to process right now….so here are some pictures of Nicola Mclean doin’ the rounds….

Here she is with Santa for the kids….

Here’s she is at the Ultimo Lingerie Store Opening…..

Posted in:Lingerie|Nicola Mclean|Retarded Fake Tits

2008

Dec

Courtenay Semel Picture of the Day

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I don’t think Courtnenay Semal should be thanking her Yahoo exec very rich father for sending her some money, I mean it is the least he could do after his genetics played a part in producing this Picasso Masterpiece of a face. Not only is her chin so weak it looks like she’s swallowing her face, but she’s also looks like she can’t close her mouth, something I call perma mouth and overall looks like a fucking monster. I don’t really understand how or why Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan have sucked her pussy, I guess because no guy ever would, and bi-sexual/lesbian girls are more sensitive to ugly chicks because all girls feel like they look like this hag on the inside, it’s all part of having a vagina, you know that whole low self-esteem shit, making the Lesbian world a much friendlier place for her. She should however consider suing her father for a lot of money for bringing her into this cruel world, causing emotional and psychological abuse caused by having a face like hers and that concludes Courtenay Semel’s picture of the day.

Bonus some Halloween action….to chime in the Christmas Season….

Bonus that is Definitely Not a Bonus….Her Wonky Fuckin’ Tit….to Match Her Wonky Fuckin’ Face.

Posted in:Courtenay Semel|Ugly

2008

Dec

Audrina Patridge Goes Bikini Shopping of the Day

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You know what pisses me off? The fact that I have spent my fair share of time hanging out on benches outside bikini and lingerie stores in various malls around the city for the last 20 years and for some reason everytime I spend a little too much time inside the store, playing a little too much with the bikini bottoms I know girls have freshly tried on, or even when I talk to the girls shopping and pretend I am a bikini designer or model scout lookin for inspiration while telling girls how amazing they look to get them to model shit for me, or when I just cheer at them to take it off, trying to give them that real Spring Break experience, or when I bust all my other smooth moves, and I’ve got a lot of them, I always get asked to leave. I even get asked to leave when I am just sitting outside the store on the bench eating popcorn, I get the same fucking abuse and I think I am officially banned from 4 stores and another 10 know to just ask me to back the fuck off if I spend too much time hanging around, and this paparazzi gets away with snapping off pictures of this bitch Audrina’s fake tits trying on her bikinis. I never even tried to bring a digital camera with me on my Bikini store journey and I guess that’s one more thing to add to the Life isn’t Fair list.

Another thing that pisses me off, that Audrina is shopping for bikinis for her Christmas vacation to some tropical place, where she will lay on the beach, drink and fuck in luxury, with money she made pretty much doing nothing, while I am buried in the fucking snow, with no money because that’s how most people who do nothing live. I guess that’s another thing to add to the Life isn’t Fair list.

Two Life isn’t Fair List Additions, what a productive Friday!!

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2008

Dec

Pam Anderson’s Thong One-Piece of the Day

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I thought today was Saturday and I didn’t realize that it was Friday, just like Pamela Anderson didn’t realize she’s in her fucking 40s before putting this one piece thong shit on for her creepy Magician friend, and look how that turned out for her…pretty fucking sloppy and since sloppy is what I do…and the real magic trick in all this is slowly watching the Pamela Anderson you all grew up making love to in your mind disappear….

Posted in:One Piece|Pam Anderson|Thong

2008

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I am not an actual d-list celebrity and people don’t care about me, so I have to go out of my way and add random whores to my facebook in efforts to get 5000 friends and pretend I am a d-list internet celebrity that 5000 people care about, while knowing I added them all myself randomly.

The problem with adding people to facebook who you don’t know is that they question who the fuck you are….Like last night, a girl wrote this to me…

do i know you?

Sure, I’m the guy who just jerked off to your profile pic. You were amazing.

Love,

Jesus

She didn’t add me, I want to change my strategy, but my typing fingers just won’t let me.

Here’s some links…..

RIP Bettie Page
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Intervention!!
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Alyssa Milanos Nipples Are Hard Under Her Designer Sports Sweater
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Merry Christmas From Satan
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Claire Sweeney Groping Herself Throwback
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Stephanie Pratt is Lookin’…uhhh…Hefty
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Kasia is Delightful
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Pizza Prank That is Worth Trying Yourself
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Krystal Forscutt is All Oiled Up
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Why Did You Leave Me?
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No One Cares That Ashley Simpson Had a Baby, Including Me
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Some Vintage Paris Hilton
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Anna Lynne McCord Goes Shopping, or Something
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Do You Remember Stacy Dash As Well as My Penis Does?
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Fergie Still Doing What She Does Best
And By Doing What She Does Best I Mean Looking Like a Man
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Are These Girls Having Sex or Doing Yoga
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As If We Need More of This Cunts Family Walking Around the Earth
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Pranking Girls Always Makes For Good Times!
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Knocking OUt Your Girlfriend is the Only Logical Thing to Do After You Tear Off Your Pants
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Because I Want Your Thursday Night to Go As Smooth As Possible
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I Want a Super Suit for Christmas
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Wino’s Soon to Be Ex Husband Got His Ass Beat Upon Returning to Jail
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Tropical Triaminic
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Giulia Olivetti is Model Material If You Ask Me
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Tabitha is on a Red Leather Sofa
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Lydia and Miranda Are Lovely
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Britney Spears Gets Excited Joke….
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Stevie Wonder Wants to Join Dancing With the Stars
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Striptease of the Day
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Dump Truck Flips Out
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A Tv Nipple Slip Always Brightens My Day
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Micha and Jess ARe Good Fucking Friends
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Ciara is Lovely
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Samantha Buxton Goes Swimming
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Who Knew Slovakia Had Such Fine Exports
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I’m Gonna Be All Over Rhianna If It’s the Last Thing I Do
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Shay Laren is in Leopard Print
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Waste More Time Here
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Audrina Patridge Is Looking Kind Of Alrigt
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Hilter was a Good Boss
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Enrique’s Makin’ Out With a 17 Year old Slut on Stage….Criminal….
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What Could Be Lady Gaga’s Nipple….
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A Little Carrie Fisher Interview for Those of You Still In Love with Princess Lea
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A Couple KFC Workers Taking a Bath in the KFC Sink in their Underwear….
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Jesica Cirio is Some Model Showing Off Her Crazy Agentina Ass in a Thong….
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Make Milk Into Marbles. Seriously
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What Flavor of Jello Pussy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Crazy Fake Tits…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

Dec

Jerking off Maintenance Man is Some Funny Shit of the Day

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Here’s a funny video of a maintenance man who pulled a wack at some woman’s desk, but doesn’t end there, dude takes her gum and rubs it on his genital and re-wraps the shit so that she chews his shit without knowing, making one of the weirder fetishes I’ve seen today, but it’s not all that much worse than the times I’ve rubbed my dick on random things when people weren’t lookin, whether it be clean panties at laundromat, stirring drinks with my dick in bars, cumming on cigarettes and letting them dry before giving them give out back when I smoked, I mean seriously, if you watch your shit, people who like rubbing their penises on shit, or cumming on shit you end up putting in your mouth because you’re too much of a snob to let us rub or dick on you in the first place, wouldn’t have anything to rub their penises on or cum all over….so it’s really your fault for letting it happen.

Posted in:funny|Video

2008

Dec

Doutzen Kroes is Naked in 2007 of the Day

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Here’s the beast Doutzen Kroes from Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Fame topless from a photoshoot done in 2007 in V Magazine. I figure why bother writing anything more about this because I don’t give a shit about her, Victoria’s Secret or their marketing scam that involves half naked ladies on the runway, who I think need to be replaced, mainly because they aren’t in arm’s reach, or willing to take it to the back booth for 10 dollars a song. I only really care about Lima, she’s the only real talent , and even then I don’t really give a shit. I figure if you’re going to do a fashion show, you gotta make that shit funny, you need people with disabilities, fat chicks or the homeless modeling the shit, because tall, hot bodied chicks is played the fuck out, not because I am gay, but because I need stimulation, I need to feel inspired, I need to see something a little fucking different, but you don’t, as long as there’s cleavage, you’re good, and here are Doutzen’s tits, in the event you were lookin at her in her bra wondering what color, size and placement her nipples had, weirdo, and that’s pretty much what she’s bringing in this shoot and that’s pretty much why I’ll post it because I like to think that’s my job, even though we both know I don’t actually have a job….

Posted in:2007|Doutzen Kroes|Naked

2008

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Backstage Photoshoot Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know why these pictures of Aubrey O’Day and her fake tits hit the internet today, because the people at Complex told me they’ve been around for a while, but since everyone’s posting them, I figure I might as well jump on the bandwagon. The truth is, based on her level of trash, I’d expect her to be getting hosed down with pig shit, or Diddy’s black man piss like she was a Kardashian, or maybe even a 15-30 men bukake party, or even some fuckin’ dirty mop water, but Fiji water, that she’s like 3 dollars a bottle, everyone knows that no man in their right mind would spend that kind of money on this kind of whore, unless it came with a Girlfriend Experience, included her abused pink dog and ended after an hour.

To See More Exclusive Behind the Scenes Shit at Complex….
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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Backstage