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2008

15

Nov

Some Sick Motherfucker Knocked Up Alyson Hannigan of the Day

The fact that Alyson Hannigan looks like she’s pregnant, you know, with that crazy fucker rubbing her belly and smiling like some kind of pervert trying to lure me into his van, means that Alyson Hannigan gets fucked and that disgusts me. I realize that most girls have sex, despite me not wanting to imagine what that shit looks like because they just aren’t up to par, so naturally, I was happy thinking that this orange haired demon was celibate, truth is that she has so little sex appeal that I was convinced she was some kind of pussyless creature created in Hollywood, because whenever I see pictures of her, that’s I just can’t imagine her having genitals, or using those genitals, or anyone wanting to play with those genitals, even if drunk, desperate, lookin’ for citizenship, broke, confused, a fame whore with limited options, totally unstable or crazy.

All that shoving a flute in her cunt in American Pie was gross enough, but knowing that the people behind that movie felt the same way that I did about her, you know casting her as the gross girl with no sex appeal and shit, not to mention shit was a movie and anything is possible in a movie, no matter how outrageous shit is, made it ok, but now we are faced with the reality that she is a woman and does have a vagina and does use that vagina and that is a horrible way to start my weekend…but you’ll probably like this shit, because you live, breathe and sleep everything Buffy, so it’ll help your expired fantasies of breeding with her a possibility, I am sure you have enough time on your hands to photoshop your face up on that guy she’s with, you know considering you’re reading this site on a fucking Weekend you fucking asshole….

Posted in:Alyson Hannigan|Pregnant

2008

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I got distracted today, I didn’t even post any pictures, just unsexy videos, it’s my new business model to piss you off…No seriously, the main reason is hating the paparazzi agencies, ok, I am lying, the main reason was serious laziness, I was sitting on the couch all morning, then did a few posts, then got a call from my neighbor who had to go to the hospital to see his wife, who had some kind of seizure and needed me as a very last resort to watch his bratty kid. The dude promised beer and food, and since he’s a drug dealer, wide screen TV, a lot of channels and the WII. So for 3 hours, I got stuck playing mini golf with the brat, then he decided it would be fun to box with me, so here I am drunk getting punched by a kid, that’s when I locked him in his room and watched Ghost Whisperer.

I could have probably pumped out some more shit, but decided I’ll save it tomorrow, so as of now, I am going to update the site/ finish off today, tomorrow, but that could be the booze talking….it probably is the booze talking…not that you got your hopes up, since you’re not reading this…but I felt like I had to explain myself, because when I get drunk, I get emotional and figure you guys or guy are the only friends or friend, I have….I love you…

Here are my links….

Because I Believe in a Women’s Right to Work Outside the Home Naked….
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Amy Winehouse Playing in Garbage…
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Pedophile Alert…..Young Girls Freaking the Fuck Out….TV is Ruining the Youth…Seriously….
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Boobies at the Movies….The Weirdest Movie Review Ever
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Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Rubbed Down By Some Gay Dude….
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6188&folder=222

Vict-WHORE-ia Secret Sluts
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Pixie Geldof Pierced Nip Slip
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The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models
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I Wouldn’t Fuck John Travolta With Your Sisters Tattered Vagina…I mean…Nevermind…..
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Kelly Pickler Almost Gives Us the Money Shot
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MILF Tribute
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I Like MILFs As Much As Anyone, But This is Just Fucked Up
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You Can Be With Paris Hilton On New Years Eve….For Five Dollars
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What Milk Moustaches Would You Rather Fuck?
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Roller Blader Fence Fail
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Football Cheap Shot
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The Vibrating Toilet Seat
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Microwave on Fire
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Monica is Leggy
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Brunette Pussy Play
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Teresa Lourenco Needs to Take That Feathered Bullshit Off and Let Me See Whats Underneth
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Good Luck Lindsay Lohan
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Striptease of the Day
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Self Taser Mishap
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Mac or PC Battle Style
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Learn Chinese
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More Lohan Sexcapades from Across the Pond
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Bushes Best Nicknames
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Chick Strips on the Subway Train
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Girls Make Out
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Rosario Dawson is Delish
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Rachel Roxxx Rocks Out on the Stairs
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Use This to Get Sex Because You Are Completely Hopeless
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Motherhood Has Done Neither Jessica Alba’s Vagina, Nor HEr Face Any Good
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So Long Neverland Ranch
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How About Some BALL SHAMPOO?
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Gary Busey is Amazing
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Catalina Cruz Needs to Let me Motorboat her
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Sunny Leone is Lovely
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Skateboard Fire Hydrant Failure
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Some Arts and Craft to Kill Time Tonight, Loser
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29 Pound Titties
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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4 Out of 9 Money Bills Have Cocaine on Them
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Good Advice Gone Bad
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The 10 Craziest Elisabeth Hasselbeck Moments…
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Marshmallow Eating Gameshow
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President Bush Gives The Shocker…
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The Craziest Dog Ever
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A Little Grace Jones at 60
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The Cast of The Hills Not Hiding the Script…
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Another Bonus – There’s Some Asian Sluts Partying and Doing Bad Things Happening in 2009….Become a Part of It
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SLUTS
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Some Porn Reviews with Previews…for the Hell of It….

Cumming Matures…
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ATK Natural and Hairy
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See My GF
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

14

Nov

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Talks About Her Milky Tits of the Day

I saw this clip of Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View earlier today….they were talking about the pregnant man, who is legally a man, but technically a woman, because motherfucker has a pussy and uterus and gets her period and shit, and to me that makes him a her. I mean, If I can stick my dick in its bearded, mastectomy titty vagina, no matter how dry the fuckin’ thing is, or how much bigger his clit is than my dick, and bitch can get pregnant, despite the emotional and psychological damage it would do to me, she’s still a fucking woman. I don’t care what doctors or the law have to say about it, it’s just a loophole to get gay married….

Anyway, to perpetuate this weirdness of dude getting pregnant to be the father of his baby, the “mother” in the relationship’s been breast feeding the kid, despite how that makes no scientific sense, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck chimes in to say that when she was pregnant and saw other babies….she’d feel her titties fill up with milk….and that makes her a slut. A really weird slut who gets off on having random babies suck her tits, and I figured you’d like that because you are into sex offenders, since you are one.

Either way, here’s a song from Beyonce performing on Oprah, that she wrote for this weird extreme lesbian couple…..and their kid who is going to be totally fucked up when he accidentally sees daddy in the motherfuckin’ shower….

Scroll to 2:20, that’s how I feel about you…I’m doing that same gesture as I type this. Fucker.

Posted in:Breast Feeding|Elisabeth Hasselbeck|Tits

2008

14

Nov

Michael Jordan Loses 1 on 1 Game to a Wallstreet CEO of the Day

I saw this video where Jordan plays one on one with a bunch of Wall Street CEOs back in 2003 and he loses to some dude named John Rogers who was some CEO before the market crashed and burned and left him a multi-millionaire who needed a bailout from the US government that allowed his company to pay for their Christmas Party, without coming out of his pocket. I don’t know much about this guy, or if my claims about him being true, but I do know that he beat Jordan at his own game and that’s some pretty crazy shit right there…..you know, since he was the best player in the fucking game and motherfucker can beat pros with his eyes shut even now that he’s old and washed up….and I guess he watches this video everyday to remind him that despite the condition of the economy, he’s not a loser, he beat Michael fucking Jordan….

Posted in:Loser|Michael Jordan

2008

14

Nov

Kanye West Goes on a Crazy Freestyle Rant of the Day

I can’t figure out if Kanye West is a genius, or just fucking crazy. The guy pulls the ego shit amazingly, he is the the center of his own world and doesn’t really give a fuck about anything that isn’t about him, so I heard his last tour didn’t have a DJ, because he wanted all the focus on him, and I heard that he was pretty much preaching his shit to the crowd and talking to a computer the entire show, instead of playing his hits, and that it fucking sucked…..

So when he was in London, he went on a 12 minute freestyle, that’s more like some chant, and not a rap, and it was like reading a page out of a really intense girl’s diary…..I didn’t listen to the whole thing, because shit was fucking boring….but he goes into the market being too bad to sell his house, and about being lonely at the top after getting the number one spot he wanted, about how his mom is looking down on him, how suicide is the only way out, or some other crazy shit but he won’t let them get the best of him because he lost his better half….This is like watching a seriously disturbed video you’d see before a kid goes and shoots up his school. His head’s not in the right fucking place and that’s why I am posting it….

I kinda like it better when people bottle their problems up inside them and don’t fuckin’ bore us with their shit. But if anything can be learned from this, talk about your dead mother as often as possible, because it’s the perfect sob story that gets people excited and cheering…and drop Obama’s name every chance you get because you’ll get people chanting along with you…..

So this is boring, but you have nothing better to do, so witness all the warning signs that Kanye will be found dead in a hotel room somewhere, because despite loving himself so much, he’s a weak momma’s boy who can’t survive alone….if his next album doesn’t sell at a level he wants it to…it will be the straw on the camels back, or whatever that Arab expression is….


UPDATE: I don’t follow the news, but it turns out that Kanye was Arrested Last Night for Fucking with the paparazzi….

Here’s the story
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Posted in:Crazy|Kanye West

2008

14

Nov

Kellie Picker Performing of the Day

Hey, Guess What? I’m not dead. I am just lazy. I figure why get up in the morning to entertain your assholes, while I can fuck around and entertain myself. It’s more fun.

Speaking of tits, here’s Kellie Pickler performing a song that she wrote herself. I was surprised that it was just her name over and over because it’s the only thing she knows how to spell, but maybe her grandaddy taught her more than just how to give a solid blowjob and not tell anyone about it.

Either way, here’s the video, because shitty country is a good way to remind you that despite it being Friday, the day every 9 to 5er is hard for, you know, waiting all week in excitement for this day to roll around, whistling around the office asking everyone what their weekend plans are, you sit at your desk depressed because you have no plans, not friends, and nothing to do with yourself. It’s just going to be like every weekend, where you just sleep in, the sit on your couch with takeout and dvds, wallowing in your own filth, waiting for Monday to roll around so you can at least interact with other humans again…fuck you TGIF for ruining my life.

Posted in:Kellie Pickler|Performing

2008

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Whats a girl to do when escorting is getting boring and she still feels like she’s not getting fucked enough or like she ought to be… help please.
 
This is Dear Abby, right?

I wrote back:

Incorporate animals. I hear horses have huge cocks and when they are done with you, you won’t be able to walk for a week, and sex will be the last thing you will be wanting or thinking about because of the shame you will feel from fucking a horse. If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get the pony you always wanted as a kid….in your uterus…I don’t know what I am talking about, I am not Dear Abby, but get your pimp to slap some sense into you with his dick, that usually shuts whores up and stops the job complaints…and remember to video tape everything, my life is boring and I always wanted to live vicariously through a sexually frustrated prostitute….

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links….

Unicycle Skills That I’m Sure a Loser Like You Will Appreiciate
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This Girl And Her Beaver Go To the Beach
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A Serious Youtube Pedophile Video About Some Teen Named Miranda Cosgrove…Thanks Youtube You Fucking Perverts…
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Eva Herzigova, Cause She is Topless
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I Don’t Care What Kate Beckinsale Wears, Because I Know Whatever Is Under It WOuld Blow My Mind
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Rachel Hunter Topless Throwback
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Some Staged Construction Accident Back When America’s Funniest Home Videos was a Poor Family’s Only Option
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Brooke Decker Is In Sports Illustrated
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Lips You’ll Want on Yo’ Dick
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Hayden Panettiere Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Celebrity Russian Roulette
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Kanye Wests’ Weekly Cry About The Music Industry – Part 367
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Beyonce’s Best Ass Moments
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Some Stupid Car Unloading Video
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A Tribute to Girls Making Out
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Some Kid Eating a Hot Pepper
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Taylor Swift is Looking Good
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The Pregnant Man is Pregnant Again….
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Some Idiot Falls Out of a Window Video
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The Possbilities Here Are Just Endless
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Maybe Cats Aren’t So Smart Afterall
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A Web Cam Dancer That Doesn’t Totally Suck For Once
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Find a Girl to Fuck, What Else Do You Have Planned Tonight
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Celebrity Lookalikes
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That Dude That Was Pregnant is Pregnant Again, WTF?
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If I had the Choice of Fucking SKinny Nicole Richie or SKinny Joel Madded, I Would Take Joel Madden
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Carly Banks is Slamming
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Cucumber Cunt!
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Guy Richies Life is Amazing, He SHould Have Ditched Madonna Ages Ago
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Don’t Eat The Food From TOP CHEF, Even If It’s Free
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s Some Newly Released Footage
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Was Bush Really the Worst President
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Road Rage Psycho
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Police Chase Goes Bad
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That Conman Who Was Fucking Anne Hathaway is Sad That Jail Isn’t the Tea Party He Thought It Would Be
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Face Music!!
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The Porn You’ll Find Thsi Hour
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Monica Belucci Loves Being Naked
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More Lohan Lezzzzzie Gossip
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Okay, So This is the Best Commercial Ever
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Kay Valentine is Smokin’
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A Really Fucking Shitty Compilation of Celebrity Sluts In Various Sexy Pics Video……
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Her Name Is Eva Wyrwal and She’s Topless and Has Huge Tits
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Live Stripper Pole Cam
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Re-anact Star Wars Scenes, Virgin
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Get Pussy…It’s Easy…Girls are Sluts…Seriously…
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Have You Seen This Korean Star Who Destroyed Her Face With Cooking Oil?
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Here’s Some Crazy Arab Porn
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Because Everyman Needs a Good Women. Even if He Has to Pay To See Her and Her Friend Eat Each Other Out….
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BIG Fake Tits….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

GOTH TITS AND GOTH PUSSY in the most decorative Photobucket Album Ever
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Emo Chick and Her Digi Cam
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Some Fine Young Body Showing Off Pretty Much Everything…
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BONUS – STOP SUCKING DICKS IN PARKS TO PAY YOUR BILLS, MAKE 200 DOllARS A DAY WITH THIS…..
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ANOTHER BONUS – PUB CRAWL ASIA ANNIHILATOR TOUR 2009

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

13

Nov

The Paula Abdul Killed Her Fan Who Had Hot Tits of the Day

You know the story, some crazy Paula Abdul fan named Paula was found dead after taking prescription pills, in front of Paula Abdul’s house. I mean this story screams all kinds of crazy, considering Paula Abdul hasn’t had a fan in decades.

When I first heard the person had tried out to be on the show, I assumed it was William Hung, because the mockery they made out of him and his obvious virginity, coupled with Paula Abdul being the only woman who wasn’t his mother talking to him, could generate some unhealthy obsessions….I mean half of the 5 people who come to this site are socially awkward virgins, lookin’ for the celebrity slut they think they are married to…

Either way, it wasn’t William hung, it was some big titty girl and I think Paula Abdul killed her, after watching that video, her idol rejected her. That’s something that could seriously destroy a crazy person who has an unnatural obsession with the person rejecting her. It’s like this video was the day the dreams ended and for the rest of her time, she just though about those painful words out of Paula Abdul’s mouth….I mean not to mention the fact that she had to live with being obsessed over Paula Abdul, probably one of the most depressing “celebrities” to be obsessed over, if I couldn’t get Paula out of my mind, I’d find out where she lived too, and offed myself to give her nightmares as payback for the nightmare that was my obsession I couldn’t escape……

It’s all too bad, because Paula and her could have had some good times together, they could have been BFFs, they both like getting fucked up, they both can’t sing and they both look like clowns while making fools of themselves on TV…..you’ve probably seen this video, it’s old news, I know, 24 hours is a long time on the internet….

The real tragedy was that is was such waste of tits…

Posted in:Paula Abdul|stalker|Tits

2008

13

Nov

The Victoria’s Secret “Angles” Do Some Christmas Promotion of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is the number one company in the illegal human trafficking sex trade. They go to impoverished countries, find these desperate teenage girls before they get into porn or kidnapped and shipped off for traditional prostitution, and take them away under contract for legal prostitution. They work the fashion shows, catalogs, ad campaigns for years upon years, eventually being too old and replaced by younger girls from impoverished countries who have the same deal as they did, only to go onto other work, with other customers, always giving their pimp that made them who they were a little kickback, and always being willing to come to their pimp’s events when asked to, because they know what’s good for them and no whore likes upsetting their pimp…..

Either way, they were at some Holiday promotion, slaving themselves to their big corporate owner and they weren’t wearing lingerie, but they were showing their faces, and sometimes lingerie model faces are more appealing than lingerie model bodies, if of course you are a gay make-up artist taking notes to improve your style and use on your middle-aged clients….because that has to be the only person who gives a fuck about what their faces look like, while every straight man is trying to pull up old pictures of them modeling to imagine these pictures under better circumstances, like less fucking clothes.

Lima

Kurkova

Miller and Ambrosio

Klum

Yes, I just called them all by their last names, it’s a step up from the barcode number Victoria’s Secret uses when GPS tracking them trotting the globe, so that they don’t fall off track and get seen buying non Victoria’s Secret products….because like a bra and panty set, these bitches are property of Victoria’s Secret.

Posted in:Angels|Promotion|Victoria's Secret

2008

13

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Sweating in Tights of the Day

Hayden Panettiere tucked her package in a pair of tights and went for what looks like a jog with her dog. Bitch is all sweaty and I figured you’d like that because you can imagine her lookin’ like this after giving her the best blow job of her life. That fantasy doesn’t make you gay, I mean it’s not like this shit will ever go down and become a reality and even if it did, you are not alone. I read somewhere that a huge percentage of straight dudes like chicks with dicks, so wanting to fuck football player lookin’ midget chicks with dicks isn’t that much of a stretch. I mean, if she’s got tits and an asshole and a female lookin’ face, she’s 75% woman and 75% is pretty much better than I’ve ever been at anything, so I guess it’s all ok, but then again, I’m not that good with numbers and I think the whole penis thing destroys my theory, but who really cares, just watch this graceful bull in action….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Sweating