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2008

06

Nov

Willis Sister Exclusive of the Day

I think the Willis family are pretty fucking rancid girls. I am talking wrongfully labeled People’s Most Beautiful because their mom paid off the magazine to put them on the list and was trying to cover-up the lies that she’s been feeding them their entire life when they come to her crying that a boy turned them down because they look like monsters.

Now every time Rumer comes crying on her mother’s doorstep, interrupting Ashton Kutcher’s MILF Fantasy where Demi teaches him how to tie his shoe while fucking his face, she can bust out the magazine and say “what do guys know, People Magazine said your beautiful”, tricking her into believing it and shutting her the fuck up so Rumer can goes back to her life with her delusion, far from Demi, because every time Demi looks at Rumer, she has to be reminded of how she wronged the world and how God wronged her, so it’s better to keep shit out of sight, for pretty much all of us,

Sometimes delusion is better than the truth since the truth in this case would lead any normal person to jump off a fucking bridge to say goodbye to this cruel world and leave their broken up face in a ravine/river where it belongs….

I don’t know what the fuck Demi Moore did wrong in a past life, or what the silicone implants and botched plastic surgery/ drug use did to her uterus but I think it’s just bad genes, because when she was younger she was a fuckin’ disgusting troll of a woman too, but she was smart enough to invest in herself and trick the world into thinking she was worth fucking, and by world I mean Ashton Kutcher, her tool to make her feel young.

Either way, I got this email about the Willis sisters and since I am lazy today, I figured I’d put it out there, because I hate them, and apparently so do other people.

i wish rumer was doing something other than being ugly in these pics.  do what you wish with them. they might not end up being of any use to you.

rumer is a major cunt though. i met her and wanted to choke her all night. the way she treated the staff there was insane.  she barked orders at them like they were idiots. bitch doesn’t even know how to say thank you.

When you’re that ugly, you’re allowed to hate the world. Here are those pics.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|Scout Willis|Ugly

2008

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

After all this O(prah)Bama shit, I am happy to say that my unemployed friend in New Mexico just applied for food stamps it’s a great day for America and for him.

I got this email:

Hi!

My name is Angelina and I have 3 wonderful kids and one of my daughter is
diagnosed with tourrette’s syndrome,the doctor says it is a child onset
disorder with symptoms appearing between 2 and 15 years of age, so she needs me
more than ever, due to our family emergency ,I am looking to place a
litter of gorgeous english bulldog puppies and parents, I cannot afford to care
for these dogs anymore. They are so adorable with wonderful
personalities and they have their complete shots and worming.Please contact me
immediately if you are interested in the dogs.

Have a beautiful day,

Angelina.

I get emails like this everyday, always about someone trying to unload bulldog puppies and I don’t fuckin’ get it and that’s all I have to say about that….

Here are my links:

Marilyn Manson Got Dumped By That 17 Year Old Who Thinks She’s Dita Von Tease
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Here’s Some Trailer For a Movie Kind of About Star Wars, You Know, Cause
We Didn’t Say Everything We Already Had to Say With All The Other Star Wars Movies
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This British Chick Looks Like an Even More Digusting Version of Paris Hilton
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Leonardo Dicaprio Wants You to Feel Sorry for Him
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Look at Coco’s Labia Lip
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Sarah Shahi Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits Are In Nuts Again
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Kung Fu Clowns!
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Tribute to Party Sluts!
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RIP Motherfucker the Michael Crichton Edition….I Guess, he’s Gone to the Big Jurassic Park in the Sky….and the people in the ER weren’t very good to their Client ….
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Why is Kate Hudson so Boring?
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Let’s Get Barack Rolled One More Time
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Drunk Test!!
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Celebrate Your Country Moving into a New Era By Jerking Off To SLuts
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Who Knew Japanese Beaches Were So Fun?
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Sky Diyving Goes Wrong..Oops
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Prop 8 Passed Because You Are All Scared of Gays
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Child Life as a Mech Warrioe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tereza Fox is Blue
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Linda G Wants to Show Off
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WHEN AMY WINEHOUSE ATTACKS!!!
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Brad Pitt’s Agent Has Some ‘Spalinin to Do
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Striptease of the Day
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Parkour Epic Fail
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Obama the Musical
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Television Boob Slippage
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Holly Madison is a Narccist
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Marketa Pechova goes Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Fuck Obama Getting the Presidency, If This Bitch Gets a Record Deal, Anything is Possible
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Roomate Scare!!!
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Lezzies By the Pool
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Amy Winehouse’s Hubby Blaaaaaaaake is Out of the Chokey
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Friends With Benefits
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Steve Guttenberg Jogs Naked, I Don’t Know Who He is Or Why He’s Jogging Naked But It’s Weird.
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Some Ugly Jewish Girls In Bikinis in Israel
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Sexy Photoshoot with Carmit Bachar formerly of the Pussycat Dolls:
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A Gallery of NFL girls that you might like. Check it out here
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Members of the British Opera Pose Naked for Charity
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Some Crazy Irish Dude Lets a Train Run Over Him
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Some Shit You Can Get At Harriet Carter That You’ll Never Use…..But Can Buy For Someone You Hate…
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Christina Ricci’s Hard Nipples
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Listen to the New Beyonce Album Leaked
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Lohan Was More Fun When She Was Doing Drugs and Crashing Her Car
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Construction Oopsy Daisy
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International Babe of the Day
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Make a Mini Blow Dart Gun!
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Worst Gameshoe Ever
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds

Some Girl Makes Her Vagina Wink At You
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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money?  Earn $200/day here instead
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Some Slutty Cop in Costume Showing Big Tits….
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Here’s the Reason Obama Won…

Here’s an Obama Tribute
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Here’s a Pretty Weird Fetish Video…..

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Now I can get off this fucking computer….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

05

Nov

Katie Green Nude Pictures of the Day

Last year, this cop in training was among FHM’s High Street Honeys Top Ten. I guess that’s some UK shit. Since then, Katie Green was chosen as the new face (and body) of Wonderbra, to her surprise because she’s a size 12. Former Wonderbra Models include Eva Herzigova, Sophie Anderton, who’s vagina I just posted and Dita Von Teese, clearly leading us to realize that the people at Wonderbra aren’t too picky and take what they can get.

I saw these pictures of her posing naked and figured I’d end the day with them, because let’s face it, I have a headache, i am tired of writing and I only have 3 beers and a bottle of some obscur liquor someone brought me back from Hungary called Unicum, something I’ve tried to avoid because the name makes me feel gay when I takes swigs of it and because it tastes like some herbal remedy used to cure warts in the 1800s, not that I know what that would taste like, but we’re all allowed to make assumptions, I mean 90 percent of what I say is based on assumptions…
Here are them there pics….


Bonus – here she is in FHM High Street Honeys that took from the blue collar civil servant life and lead to her new career as a the Wonderbra model….
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Posted in:Katie Green|Nude

2008

05

Nov

NYC Sex Blogger’s Calendar of the Day

Here’s a genius idea, get a group of sex bloggers no one has heard about in lingerie and take pictures of them to make a calendar out of, where the proceeds go to some sex workers organization.

You know, because bloggers are really the kind of people you want to see in lingerie. They’re not people who you never want to see because it will ruin your opinion of the shit they write that you jerk off to , you know everything changes when the sluts talking about sex aren’t actually sluts because they never got sex growing up, but people who just study it and make it their lives to make up for what they are missing in their day to day lives.

You know, people who take the time to make a site, update a site, and write useless drivel on a site, are usually useless people not pretty enough to be allowed out of their house. Mainly because their jobs/hobbies alone prove that they have nothing else going on with their lives, while good lookin’ people are actually out there living, doing, fucking and not over analyzing and writing about the the shit to change the world with their army of 5 readers who know they exist.

Now, I’ve never heard of these bitches or their sites, and I wish I hadn’t seen these pictures of these bitches or their sites, because they are pretty fuckin’ busted, but I guess they’re hot for bloggers, which definitely is not saying much because sitting around eating oreos all day while talking about how masturbating is okay isn’t really conducive to being someone I want to watch masturbate.

Trust me, I know a guy who has a blog and he never leaves the house and when he does people give ratty hair, beard and body he let go many years ago looks of total disgust, maybe because he smells, is unshowered and wearing ratty dirty clothes, but probably because of the package as a whole and when they try to talk to him to see if he needs any help or for them to call an ambulance, his lack of social skills from having a blog and being married to a computer usually ends up offending them awkwardly and makes them go on their merry way, and allows him to go back to his useless site nobody ever reads…..He pretty much has no reason to be allowed to live, so celebrating his existence and cause by being in any pictures, magazines or calendars, despite how often he talks about his fat wife and small useless penis is really in society’s best interest.

Unfortunately, these bitches didn’t take my lead and stay hidden behind their computer screens for the benefit of humanity, and here are some of their pics, think of it as a preview to a calendar only lesbians will buy.

Now that’s enough coverage for these beasts.

Here’s the Behind the Scenes Video….

Posted in:Calendar|Sex Blogger

2008

05

Nov

Sophie Anderton’s Meaty Upskirt of the Day

Her name is Sophie Anderton, I don’t know anything about her because she’s from the UK and the only thing I know about the UK is that they created a whole lot of sluts who aren’t too shy to show off their tits, and that their queen isn’t a gossip blogger, but it turns out that these sluts don’t always wear panties, and here’s her meat. Not sure when it was taken, but it is definitely a shitty quality picture, which is only appropriate for a shitty quality pussy. Ohhhhh, Dis.

Posted in:Sophie Anderton|Upskirt

2008

05

Nov

Hollywood Pin-Up’s Pictures of the Day

I am slow moving on this story because I really don’t like the whole pin-up burlesque movement. I find it dated, unsexy and the girls who usually are up on it are fuckin’ fat, suicide girl types who listen to rockabilly and have stupid asymmetrical bangs and patent leather 2 tone shoes they got at some shitty vintage store. Whenever I see them perform with their nipple tassels, or even just walkin down the street with their 1950s style glasses, I just think to myself that they are attention craving whores who can’t get any airtime without a shitty novelty act where they don’t even get naked and that embraces being overweight.

That said, phtotographer Timothy White, who’s been doing celebrity photos for magazines made a book called Hollywood Pin-Ups and a bunch of hollywood starlets jumped on the opportunity, maybe because they wish they were part of glamorous Hollywood in its 1950’s prime, that stayed classy on the surface, when guys could jerk off to bare ankles and liked girls who were busty and fat, and not in the cesspool it’s become, or maybe they’re just friends with this motherfucker, or thought it’d be a fun project, but none of that matters, because

I have some of the pics that will save you from buying the book. Until Timothy White comes after me since I don’t have permission to post this shit.
Here are some of the pics

Angie Harmon….

Cindy Crawford Lookin’ Like a Man….A Very Strong Man….

Denise Richards

Elisa Cuthbert

Felicity Huffman (why?)

Gina Gershon

Jamie Lynn Sigler

Jennifer Beals

Jennifer Morrison

Kate Hudson:

Kate Walsh

Lauren Graham

Michelle Trachtenberg

Molly Sims

Olsen Twin

Rebecca De Mornay

Salma Hayek

Susan Sarandon

Tea Leoni

Vanessa Williams

Posted in:Pin-Up

2008

05

Nov

Christina Aguilera’s Got a See Through Shirt on Over a Regular Shirt of the Day

I saw a group of mom’s on their maternity leave walk today. I guess they are high school friends who do everything together. You know, they went to the same college, or worked the same stripclub and partied at the same bars and drank the same drinks, they moved in with their abusive boyfriends the same year, they all got pregnant together, not actually in the same room, but a few months apart, because they didn’t want to let any one of them steal the spotlight.

They were dressed like total sluts, I was almost surprised but then I remembered what part of town I was in and how they got into the whole pregnancy mess in the first place. They were probably working the full-service shift next to each other just 9 months earlier and I couldn’t help but wonder what position they got it from the night the seed stuck to their uterine walls and if that seed came with STDs or not….One of them was wearing a skimpy shirt, showing off a tit tattoo on a fake tit with a hard nipple and no bra, I guess to give easy access to feeding her kid nature’s food, or maybe lure some unsuspecting man to move in and be its dad, since she didn’t have one of those, and I guess Christina Aguilera is classier than that, you know putting a shirt under her see through shirt, and that’s really too bad.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|See Through

2008

05

Nov

Kim Kardashian Votes Twice of the Day

So Kim Kardashian went out to vote. Unlike the general population, she got to vote twice, once for herself and once for her parasite ass she’s been carrying around and raising as her own. I know. Bad joke. It happens. Pretty much all the time.

I mean how many this lazy girl eats too fucking much and just gains weight in places guys deem sexy when really it’s just sloppy comments can I make about her. Or how many times can I go on about how she’s a useless, good for nothing whore, who fucks on camera, and gets pissed on by black guys…I bet she voted for McCain.

Posted in:Election 08|Kim Kardashian|Vote

2008

05

Nov

Obama Fans are Gangstas of the Day

I was just sent this video where the reporter at some Obama thing mentions the smell of weed in the air. I mean it’s not that surprising considering he gives black people and hippies boners and they love drinkin’ his Kool Aid, and I thought it was funny that his appearance is that of a rockstar at a concert than a government official, because up until this year, politics were fuckin’ boring. I guess I should look for more tits, but I just got home from lunch and decided to check my email instead of post garbage you’ve seen on other sites, stop your whining.

Posted in:Fans|Obama

2008

05

Nov

Avril Lavigne is Drunk of the Day

Avril Lavigne was pulled on stage at a Metal Skool show. From what I understand, they have a weekly gig where they play 80s rock, pretty much mockin’ it and joking around about it, and sometimes celebrities head out there because the only other thing going on on a Sunday night is DJ AM’s LAX party, and no one wants to put themselves through that pain.

So the guys of the band figured Avril Lavigne would know the song “I Love Rock and Roll” and it turns out she didn’t, so while trying to grind up on him while drunk, because she’s hungry for dick after marrying that little man from Sum 41, she fucked up the timing of the chorus, then screeched her way through it, sounding like shit, torturing everyone there and proving that unless she’s singing Shania Twain songs in a studio after months of vocal training, or suburban pop where she channels attitude from living the suburban life and spending her Saturday’s at the mall, and weeknights driving around aimlessly, she’s got no fuckin’ business holding a mic, unless that mic is your dick, in which case, it’s not actually a mic at all…..but more of a sad little worm no one wants to play with.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Drunk|Singing