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2008

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t get hate mail anymore. That means I am not doing my job properl, not that this is my job, but you know what I mean. People are over it and not bothering with me and I used to get at least 5 a day, and now nothing. I miss it. I’m like the annoying kid in the corner who is finally being ignored and I blame the economy.

Here are my links…

Because I Know There is No Chance You’re Going Out On a Real Date Tonight
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Okay This Lohan/Ronson Thing is Getting Out Of Hand
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Here’s a Trailer For Some Show That is Going to Be a Piece Of Shit
Which Proves Even More So Why I Hate Television
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Aria Giovanni Cooks a Boiled Egg Video Weirdness….
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Granny Meox Mix Grosses Me the Fuck Out
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Meadow Soprano is Letting that Fat Dude From Entourage Stick His Peen in Her
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Fox News Upskirt Throwback
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The History of Kim Kardashian Ass Shots
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Christina Aguilera Take Her Tranny Ass Down the Block
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Tricia Helfer is Fucking Ugly
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Will Make Your Boner Tingle
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Will It Blend? ihone 3G Edition
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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I Really Fucking Hate Katy Perry
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Surprise!! Angelina Jolie Manipulates the Media to Her Advantage
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How About a Tara Reid Drinking Game
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Women Gets Hit By Motorcycle
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Fuck You Oprah
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The Wrestler is Probably Gona Suck, But Maybe Marisa Tomei Will Get Naked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sarah Palin Celebrates Thanksgiving
…By Having a Turkey Slaughtered In The Background Of Her Interview
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Britney Spears is Impersonating Her Dad
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Memphis Monroe is Delicious
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Hottie and a Dildo
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Guy Eats 200 Worms
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Larry King is a Genius, And By a Genius, I Mean He Must Have a Fucking Brick For a Brain
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Would Taylor Swift Shut Up Already About The God Damn Jonas Brother She Dated
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Rosie O’Donnel is Disgusting of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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If the World is in Economic Crisis, Nobody Told Dubai
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How To Run The Country By George Bush
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Tricked by the Janitor!
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Celebrity Side Boob Gallery
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Jennifer Hawkins Looks Like a Real Doll
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Comedy Shows in Russia Are Awesome
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Kanye West Needs to Be Punched In the Face
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Shut the Fuck Up Britney Spears, You Had a Free Ride and You Fucking Blew It
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Because I Believe You Need to Be Honest About Things
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A Little Kimmy Gibbler Update
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Yes, I Admit It. I Like Claymation
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Emily Elizabeth Rides a Peterbilt
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Aishwarya Rai is One Bollywood Star I Want a Piece Of
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And That’s Why You Don’t Go Into the Tiger Pen
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Q & A with Monster Khloe Kardashian
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Dos and Donts of Selling things on QVC
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Best Strapless Bra Instructional Video
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Nerdcore 2009 Calendar Release Party
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2009 Pirelli Calendar Pictures…
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Danielle Lloyd’s 2009 Calendar Pictures…
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Celebrity Guess Who….
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Elvis in a Post-Humanous Video with Martina McBride Singing Blue Christmas…Something You’re Probably Used To….
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Understand Texas Slang
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Dildo Record Breaker
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and her Vagina
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Some Tits in Yellow
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2008

21

Nov

Ashlee Simpson Names Her Baby Something Stupid of the Day

Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I call brown skinned people Mowgli when I am in bars drunk and they annoy me when I’m trying to move in and get a drink, you know like “Hey, Mowgli, you’re not perched on your tree, make a fucking move” and the shit usually ends badly, with me called a racist and them trying to fight me with their Jungle moves, while I’m trying to explain that someone told me their name was Mowgli, you know diverting the attention to some other drunk guy, before slipping away, because I don’t like getting in fights, especially not by someone raised by fucking wolves….Either way, it some artistic statement of some bi-sexual guy who takes himself too seriously, and I think it’s appropriate since their relationship is just as big of a joke as the name they chose for their kid.

I guess that makes Jessica Simpson a crazed, jealous aunt, so her uterus will be out on the prowl pretty fucking soon, when she sees her dad’s attention diverted from her to her sister, the only upsetting news for Joe was that Ashlee didn’t have a girl, because he’s way more into touching and exploiting little girls than boys, so it’s safe to say, Jessica’s been givin’ the task to make her daddy some new talent…….

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Baby

2008

21

Nov

The Video That Ruined Me of the Day

Some twisted kid videotapes his fat mom on her disabled toilet and the whole thing fucking disgusts me. Sure, it reminds me of my daily chores on my wife’s ass, and maybe that’s why I find this so fucking sick, or maybe it’s the shit he’s saying to his white trash mom, it’s like they’re the kind of family you hear about on the news, where the son rapes his momma and she can’t do nothin’ bout it cuz her legs don’t work real good no more…if you know what I mean….this is definitely the gateway to inbred babies….

Bonus – Harly Peein’….Because it was listed as a related video…..and I was already done, I already wiped.

Posted in:Fat Mom|Toilet

2008

21

Nov

Hefner Gets Cake Served To Him By a Naked Pam Anderson of the Day

I guess having a 40 year old Pam Anderson surprising Hef naked, showing off her retarded fake tits and kissing him on the mouth like he’s not a 82 year old, is not that big of a deal, considering he pretty much made her fucking career by having her get naked, like he’s done time and time again for other sluts over the course of his lifetime. At least he’s got enough of a perspective to realize that there’s really nothing for him to wish for, he’s got money, all the hottest pussy in the world, he’s healthy, I mean he’s pretty much had this amazing life and lives this amazing lifestyle that people wish they had….and I find the whole thing totally overrated, I mean sure he has Pam Anderson getting naked for him, but I get girls naked for me too, sure, I don’t have to bother with actually having to talk to them, or compliment her, or make them lots of money, because I do it all here from my command center shitty computer, amongst my garbage and dirty clothes and the girls don’t know I exist, because I’m just watching their videos, but it’s better that way, because if I tried to pull that shit in person, no girls would fall for it…Either way, Watch the Video. Even though it’s OLD.

Posted in:Birthday|Hugh Hefner|Playboy

2008

21

Nov

Miley Cyrus is Wholesome with Her Boyfriend of the Day

The only thing that isn’t wholesome about Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend going on a bike ride to grab an ice cream or a milkshake is knowing that she’s going to be spread out over her bed with this fame hungry using model’s dick trying to find the remnants of cookie dough still in her stomach because they do it in the bum, Jesus approves because they stay virginal, and Fame Fucker can handle it because the dirty shit dick gives him psychological serenity and lets him feel like he’s not letting his homo brethren down…

We all know what you’re up to Justin…because no one in their right mind would hang out with this annoying crazy bitch…without incentive….

Posted in:Fame Whore|Miley Cyrus

2008

21

Nov

Sarah Silverman is Fucking Ugly of the Day

Thank god they are funny, or that people think they are funny, because I don’t find them funny, but they are fucking ugly….maybe half of the laughs they get are from people awkwardly trying to process the mess that they are lookin’ at. You know, like the time I went to the hospital to visit a friend of mine who had been in a car accident and everytime people I knew warned me how offensive the sight was, I’d go into hysterics, or even like the time I couldn’t stop laughing when a friend of mine confessed to be about being raped violently by a masked man, leaving me feeling awakward knowing that I was the guy who raped her, hey, she was wearing a short skirt and totally was into it when it happened, don’t judge, I did the noble thing andconfessed to her a couple years later and she took it pretty well considering, you know she didn’t press charges or anything….but I haven’t been getting her annual Christmas cards or birthday phone calls, so she could be a little upset about it…..

I don’t know what I am saying, I am so fucking confused and distracted by the way these two look….

Bonus – That’s Not Really a Bonus – Because More Pics of this Cunt is More Like a Punishment – But Luckily So Is Everything On the Site – So I’m Sticking With Bonus – More Pics of Her….

Posted in:Sarah Silverman|Ugly

2008

21

Nov

Fran Drescher’s Got Hot Teeth of the Day

I hate Fran Drescher’s voice. That shit drove me up the fucking wall and whenever I’d hear it, I’d want to jump off a fucking bridge, but I could alway turn her off, her teeth didn’t have the same luxury and I guess after a lifetime of having to expell that obnoxious screeching, they’ve pretty much given up and are slowly trying to make their escape by killing themselves because whatever the fuck’s going on in her mouth, it’s fucking disgusting.

Speaking of rotten mouth, I went back to some girl’s house last night, hoping to get lucky, but instead decided to slip some GHB in her drink to make things easier, but shit wasn’t GHB, leaving her poisoned in bathroom puking, where I anxiously stood outside the door, listening to the sloshing sounds coming out of her stomach, waiting for her to come out, because I invested 5 dollars in the shit, and was planning on getting something out of it, so I grabbed her and started making out but I wish I didn’t because she didn’t brush her teeth like she was Fran Drescher and I ended up with chunks of half digested food in my mouth, but it wasn’t so bad after I got used to the taste.

Bonus – Here’s a video of Fran Fine Meeting Fran Drescher on The Nanny in one of TV’s Classic Moments…in one of TV’s most underrated show, because it sucked.

Posted in:Dentist|Fran Drescher

2008

21

Nov

Annalynne McCord’s Got a Bikini Nipple Slip of the Day

Some fake Annalynne McCord added me to facebook today. I tried to get to talking to her, but she just ignored me. So if the fake Annalynne is that much of a cunt, I can’t only assume the real one is even more of a cunt. You know, the kind of girl who thought she was pretty in highschool, but no one else did because of her lanky little body and big stupid hair, , but she showed all of us. She made it in Hollywood, if you consider a gig on Nip/Tuck and 90210 really making it, which I don’t. But at least she is skinny. Sure she’s got a clown face, small ass and small tits that remind me of a childhood dream I once had, of me in an open field with a herd of wild horses running my way, a trickling brook to my left and the sun shining down on me all while fucking my childhood best friend, who was a guy. It caused some issues I would have brought up in therapy, but could never afford that bullshit.

Either way, here she is in a bikini with her tit poppin’ out, that’s what happens when bras or bikinis in your size don’t exist, because you’re chest classifies you as a dude….if you know what I mean….which you do since it happens to you every time you put a condom on….

Bonus – Here she is simulating a blowjob

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini|Nipple

2008

21

Nov

Rob Pattinson Eyebrows Exclusive of the Day

I know you don’t give a shit about this guy, but someone sent in this email and since he’s a hot item right now, decided I’d post it. Sure he doesn’t have tits, but he probably gets a lot of tits, becaue this Twilight shit is fuckin’ crazy. I know 18 year old girls who have told me it has changed their lives, have told me they have masturbated reading it, and by default, that makes this Rob Pattinson a heart throb, but with eyebrows liek that, he looks more like he’s got a hipster’s pussy on his head, because hipsters think it’s cool and artistic to no shave their pussies…

Anyway, I got this email along with the pic….

i have a funny picture for you of robert pattinson

i hung out with him in portland a bunch when he was filming

yeah, not so cute

Right….I am sure the second you saw him in the bar and found out what he was doing there and who he was, you didn’t care about his fucking eyebrows, but instead jumped on his dick, but now that he’s not returning your calls, because every girl in the world is trying to get on his dick, he doesn’t have time to return his calls from the slut in Portland who to him seemed so long ago, but to you, it’s the highlight of your fucking life. I could be wrong. It happens, but I do appreciate the pic and I’d never wrong you like he did baby….

Oh, and the fact that the only exclusives I get are of some guy I’ve never heard of because I don’t like vampire movies or little wizard kid movies and his eyebrows, depresses the fuck out of me. Where’s the Lohan sex tape, or the Spencer Pratt getting fisted by Montag video….Come on people..Get it together…

Posted in:Eyebrows|Robert Pattison

2008

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today…

I need some hardcore sex advice please, and have no one else to turn to about things this slutty and lets be honest here, it is pretty much right up your alley…
 
How do I talk a guy into cumming inside me?
 
About a month or so ago me and my boyfriend decided to fuck bareback for the first time. His first time ever inside a girl without a condom on. I could spend forever going on about how much better it feels to actually have a mans dick inside you without anything covering it, but thats not the issue at hand. Thing is, he is smartly paranoid about accidentally getting me pregnant, so after a few almost accidental finishes inside me he pulled out and came all over my stomach and chest. Im not complaining, I happen to love cum pretty much anywhere it lands… but…
 
Im a dirty little girl and want to feel him shoot inside me. He cums hard so I know feeling him explode in my tight little pussy will be amazing. Its so much fun to feel it get harder and throb and then shoot off a nice warm load inside, not to mention the fun of laying around in bed talking afterwards with his cum slowly dripping from my body…
 
Im a smart girl too and know my body’s schedule and can be certain within like 98 % that I would not have any pregnancy issues to worry about, if I choose the day this happens.
 
But what Im asking from you is should I ask for it? Should I tell him how dirty I am and that I want nothing more than to know what a cream pie from him would feel like? Or since he is kind of perverted too do I just wait for his dick to take control of his mind and let him be the one to suggest we try it? You are a guy- even if your cock doesn’t work- which would you prefer?

I wrote this back to her:

Either dude’s gay, you have a rank pussy, or you’re too needy and emotional that he’s scared if there is a slip up, you won’t abort the fucking mission. If he’s gay, slick your hair back, get a strap on and shove it down his throat, if you’re pussy is rank, wash it, hose it down, or strap a fleshlight between your legs and pretend it is you or just give him a blowjob, and if you’re too needy and emotional, show up equipped with a coat hanger to let him know you’re not fucking around….or documentation that you’ve had previous abortions and having his baby is the last thing you want, but his sperm inside you is the first thing you want. I don’t know, every guy I know would love their girlfriend to have this problem..internal cumshots is what sex is supposed to be if you are part of some religious movement who only has sex for procreation or if you’re a dog mating…

Either way, I am probably better suited to give you masturbating advice, since I don’t have sex.

Love

Jesus

Here are my links:

Pussy is Easy When the Slut Wants Money
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I Want Rhianna To Wrap Those Legs Around Me
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Monkey on a Bike Makes the Pathetic Day I Had a Little Brighter
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Kelly Brooke Does Bikini Right
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Why Anyone Would Stalk Jennifer Garner is Beyond Me
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Some Shitty Paris Hilton Upskirt
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The Hottest Hip Hop Gossip Sluts
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Doutzen Kroes is All Over the Fucking Place
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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STREAKER!!!!!
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My Step Daughters Annoy The Shit Out of Me, But I’m Glad They Didn’t Turn Out Like These Little Bitches
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Jennifer Aniston Still Sits Around Watching Old Episodes of Friends.
Fuck That is Depressing
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Lohan Continues to Waste Away
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Operation and the Temple of Doom
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Dolphin Porn
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How Much Bad Internet do YOU Watch?
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Kelly is My Kind Women
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Amy Winehouse is Dead in a Pool Of Blood
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As I Was Going to St.Ides…
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Next Time, Use a condom
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The World’s Most Wanted Weiner
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I Wanna Motor Boat Shoshanna Lonstein
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Sophia’s Legs Go On For Days….
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Who Knew Hyphenated Last Names Could Bring So Much Joy?
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Winona Ryder Od’ed on an Airplane
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Kurkova Has No Belly Button….But She Probably Has a Pussy
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This is So Much Hotter Than Beyonce or the Gay Guy Doing Her Dance in a Leotard…
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ANTOURAGE!
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Bitch Breaks a Boat Bench
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Molested in the Stadium
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Tired of gloryholing dudes for money? Earn $200/day here instead
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Striptease of the Day
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Lichelle Marie is Delightful
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Blake Living Doing Some Thing or Another
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Apparently The World’s Fattest Man Got Laid, Which Means Anything is Possible!!
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Kimmy HAs Fun With Lotion
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The Opposite Sex is The Only Sex I Want
But Being a Homo is Okay Too
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Claudia Verela Wants to Play Football
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Everyone Hates George Bush
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Some Classic Jenna Jameson
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Gay and In BOth Shitty and Homosexual
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Let’s Laugh at Dimitri the Lover Again, Just Because
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Hayden Panettiere Topless
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Stupid Cliches You Should Use More Often
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A COuple Almost Gets Busted Fucking in a Park By a Jogger…
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A Little Zebra Bra Strap Showin…..
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Top 10 girls in John Hughes Movies…
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Denver Nuggets Cheerleader’s Big Tits Silences the Announcer…
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Israeli Big Boob Dance video
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This is Probably One of the Weirdest Pictues I’ve Seen…..
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Sarah Palin Hanging WIth Some Turkey’s That Are Getting Slaughtered…AMAZING….
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The Best of Hand Bras…Gallery
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Some Pictures of the Ugliest Bride Ever…Poor Fucker…
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Pam Anderson Naked for Hef
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The Kind of Passed Out You Don’t Want to Be
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The United Nations of Hot Cheerleaders
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Hypnotizing Hips
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Death By Vaginal Cockaroach
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Some Scary Winehouse Art…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Masturbating and Making Out With McDonald’s
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Some Penetration
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Some Chubby Legs in a Tube Dress
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BONUS That is Definitely Not a Bonus…..Rosie O’Donnell Beefing With Barbara Walters…..This Would Make The Worst Sex Tape In History, One I’d Still Try to Jerk Off to, Just to Prove How Fucking Good I am at Jerking Off…Like this would be the Ultimate Challenge for Masturbators Everywhere, The Everest of celebrity sex tape sex with yourself…..If you know what I mean…..I like challenges like Rosie O’Donnell Likes Beef….Wow..That was a Shitty Bonus…I should try to find another one…But I am too Lazy….

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