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2024

29

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

The good thing about MILFS is the ILFS part, because it implies that you actually want to fuck them.

There was a time when being a MILF was a PULL instead of a PUSH, meaning the collective decided the hot mom at the high school was a MILF…

What’s happened, like in every aspect of sex content, is that the content creator has decided to label themselves, sometimes wrongfully, because they WANT to be in a category and figure no one will notice if they sneak in and claim that title…it’s the fake it til you make it…

So then MILF becomes a FUNCTION of the women thinking she’s a MILF rather than the PEOPLE thinking she’s a MILF…because the world is a COSPLAY STAGE that you’re the main character of or some shit…SLAY, YOU GOT THIS, GO GIRL….

But yes, the good thing about MILFS is that they are old, desperate, weathered and had sex til completion at least once, so they probably know a thing or two about being cummed inside, while knowing they have a lot of baggage to not ruin our lives with more baggage…

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2024

29

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Underwear Pictures of the Day

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I think Candice Swanepoel, even in her EXPLANTED OLD AS SHIT, living in Miami all rich as shit glory, is pretty great…

Not just because she’s a Afrikaans who is racist by birthright, you know white South Africans and their hatred and superiority complexes against the native black tribes they’ve oppressed and colonialized all these hundreds of years…..or because her family owns a farm in South Africa that you can assume is run or employs 1000s of black laborers that they probably don’t pay very much to have work for them….slave labor to some is good business to others….

But because she’s an Victoria’s Secret blonde icon who has been marketed to me so hard over the course of her 25 year career, just new underwear content weekly in an era that needed that….

We didn’t have 1,000,000 different chicks releasing underwear pics per hour on social media, Our underwear pics were curated from the marketing ether, produced and high end with well paid models and thanks to scarcity and controlling the flow of underwear pic productions, the underwear pics we did get mattered…..even if they felt like they were just giving us enough underwear pic sustenance to go on another week…until they dropped their next set of hot chick in underwear pics came out…they were enjoyed and apprecaited….

So her half nakedness, even in her old age matters…even without plantation owner daughter fucking the farmhand in some black on blonde fetish with some problematic undertones may have been her origin story…

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2024

29

Jul

Lily Allen Foot Vendor in a Bikini of the Day

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I used to make fun of Lily Allen for whatever reason.

It was the mid 2000s what they fuck else was a grown man with a titty blog that made fun of celebs supposed to do….

We needed to make those asshole jokes about those asshoels, it was part of the trolling effectively in a era…

It was a time when people didn’t have the ability to make their own asshole jokes on the celebrity content being shameless posted to social media by the celebrity….because celebrities weren’t producing self produced content that they were putting out there.

It was just the mainstream media coverage….magazines and paparazzi and manufactured marketing stories that the team would release….

The media, owned by the same people that owned the celebrity would RARELY call one out for being overrated, ugly, fat, lame trash…unless they misbehaved and had to be removed or humiliated to the public.

It was all very calculated….

So I never hated Lily Allen, the rich chubby girl with wonky tits….I never hated any celebs, I don’t even like celebs or pop culture this whole site is an accident…

I just hated they hype she got when there were hotter chicks working my grocery store…

Sure, it’s a far more fun thing to laugh at now, due to the desperation of the celebrity threatened by the self producing influencer / instagram whore….because there was a time the celebrity was too good for self produced content and they’d sit there on their celebrity perch looking down on the commoner thinking they were better than us as they grabbed our money for shitty music they produced or put out…but the instagram trolls do a good job of that…

Instead, I’ll just look at their 40 year old body half naked in a bikini while they are running a foot fetish only fans and laugh that this is where we’ve landed as a society….these are our “once heroes”…because for a minute, Lily Allen was a top level act…and now she sells feet pics for jokes…

Weird world…but she’s skinny, old sure, but skinny matters and it could be from the VAPE LUNG she has from sucking on the gay fucking digital cigarettes only faggots partake in….but then she posted her with an ACTUAL cigarette which was nice to see, because if you’re going to smoke, fucking smoke like a cool person, like a man….since smoking is cool…sucking on vapes is not..

So Lily Allen, once lame pop shit, now cool skinny old lady smoker chick who sells feet pics like a common instagram whore, but she’s just doing it for the jokes since she’s already rich…

Can’t hate that hustle…

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2024

29

Jul

Sofia Vergara’s Titties are in Europe of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is on a European Vacation with a crew of friends, family and other rich people. They seem to be doing the rich person yacht tour of the Mediterranean, which is probably pretty exciting for the set of tits that just celebrated her 52nd birthday at the top of the month.

The daughter of Colombian “Ranchers” who fled to the USA in 1998 with her 7 year old son after her brother was killed because he was involved in the Colombian drug trade, settling in Miami…..is the official storyline. I guess you can’t say “used my breasts as drug mules for the Miami cocaine trade in an era when cocaine was seeing a resurgence in the mainstream”….because people always did coke, but for a lot of the 90s it wasn’t being brought out at every college party with every bro, there was a lull before the mid 2000s revival that I’m sure Vergara had nothing to do with….and even if she didn’t, the great tits would help her make all her dreams come true and that’s what counts.

She did a lot of bullshit work before landing Modern Family in 2019, which eventually would pay her over 19 million dollars and upwards of 45 million dollars a year for her stereotypical parody of a Latin American, which I guess she can get away with mocking because she is born and raised in Latin America.

She’s rich as shit, her tits are big and old, but still worth looking at because old Spanish speaking Latin American women just rot better than fat, white American women….

So let’s so those old tits that made her famous in luxurious settings living that good life…..doing weird shit with what could be old lady shapewear or an old lady knee brace…like making her leg injury have a drink as part of some sort of satanic cult ritual….or a joke because the injury looks like a happy face…

Here’s Sofia Vergara’s son dancing. You may be wondering why he’s so happy. It could be because his mother strapped the fuck down and really fucking made it with those Latin American titties. Or it could be because he’s got to suck on those titties for their actual biological function. Thanks to Manolo, Vergara’s tits were milked filled and that’s worth fucking dancing for.

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2024

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if you’re out there watching the gay, tranny, drag queen Olympics, bearded men in dresses, freakish and satanics celebrating globalism and evil….but I figure who needs to watch the Olympics to see weird trannies….just outside the grocery store and some freakish girl thing, all awkward and nerdy, had a name tag with it’s name and pronouns around it’s neck like a little kid with parents who work heading home after school….only this person was a grown up behaving like this….

Then I saw a couple of lesbians who I wanted to ask if they craved dick when they ovulated, but they were divorcees, later in life lesbians, who found mutual masturbating more thrilling than rejoining the dating scene….just holding hands trying to have purpose, done with the hetero life and no longer craving cock because their wombs have dried up…the way lesbianism is supposed to work outside of girls making out at college parties or for their Onlyfans…

I’ve been seeing a whole group of girls bitching about the male gaze, mainly on reddit, whining about having big tits because of the male gaze, saying how much it sucks being a girls, while you know they’d sell their tit pics if they weren’t fucking monster fat chicks angry no one actually looks at their tits…

Because I stare at every big tit I see, many braless tits these days, even on older ladies with hard nips and I always smile after doing it and the ladies seem to appreciate that I appreciate it….

They are hot, welcome the male gaze, it makes them feel human even when a gross pervert like me does it….so these “male gaze” whiners are just propagandizing their weird retard reddit fantasies…

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2024

26

Jul

Kate Beckinsale Slutty Old Lady Weirdness of the Day

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Not that you care, but Kate Beckinsale was trying to DOXX or turn her audience on a Daily Mail writer for saying something about her bleeding throat and what looks like a terminal illness being a result of her mom dying of cancer or some shit…

I know, people have real problems, but when you’re an entitled brat who is ridiculously spoiled, even into her 60s, you think your problems are more important than the rest of us, and then you try to recruit innocent dudes who can’t help but do what they are told by Kate Beckinsale because they love her so much, to basically target and destroy the Daily Mail writer…

It’s like bitch, without the media or her producing constant attention seeking content around herself, she’d BARELY exist…

If anything it’s just a constant cry for attention from her, bored, rich woman with nothing to do but whine about how unfair her celebrity is, while not actually working because of said celebrity…spending her days literally doing NOTHING..with no worries…

ALL while drawing attention to the fact she had a bleeding throat….and couldn’t eat because she was hospitalized…

Then she tries to get everyone’s sympathy about her illnesses, or her mom’s impending death…at 60 years old most people don’t still have parents you whining cunt.

People die, no one cares, we have our own problems, you’re not the only person who has dead parents, grow up you stunted twat or fuck off and show us that Pete Davidson AIDS HOLE…

Here’s the weirdness she’s wasting her time producing to get attention because SHE loves attention…spoony cunt.

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2024

26

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Retarded Bikini TikTok Dance of the Day

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Jessica Alba is retired and retarded, rich and bored, in a mid-life crisis, trying to secure the hotness the world once believed she had…and she’s doing it by learning the trending TikTok Dance for the trending Charli XCX song….apparently a dance all the retards of the internet are mindlessly doing…

She’s also posted some political bullshit, where she thanked Joe Biden for his service or some shit and she wasn’t being comedic about it….she genuinely liked all he had to say while not saying anything as he mumbled along….She also said that Kamala is her ride or die and they will make history together, hopefully in the form of a cackling sex tape….you know when they’re locking up all the black people in California for bullshit laws that Kim Kardashian is probably trying to reform…these idiots.

SHE TURNED OFF THE COMMENTS on those two politically charged posts…because I am sure she got trolled hard for being a fucking retard….

Why do these rich whores have to ruin everything with their libtard bullshit…it’s almost like they are bought and have no idea what they are saying.

To prove she’s a retard, she stripped down into a bikini to do a retard dance and left the comments on this time because the bikini dance from the hot retard chick is diversion from the pushing politics on her fans….

I’m ok with that, even if she’s old, out of touch and menopausal..

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2024

26

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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We may get to a place where all women walk around in the “off” position, not because they are mindless retards, even though most are mindless women…but because they are exhibitionist whores, who are wired like the Baboon to walk around with it’s swollen pussy out, in hopes of being knocked up, only the woman’s instinct is tainted by social media, noise, propaganda, pulling her from her true self…

I’ve mentioned it before, but I check out a lesbian reddit account where they all talk about craving cock during ovulation, only for their internet friends to manipulate them into thinking that’s normal for lesbians and that they should just stay lesbian instead of following the temptation of cock. They can’t accept that their male hate turned that made them choose to be lesbians isn’t strong enough to overpower their need to get knocked up by cock because LESBIANISM is unnatural.

SO yeah, manipulative hive mind shit that will get people walking around in the “off” position, so we’ll never be burdened by clothing getting in the way of titties again, at least it seems that way, because I feel like I see 90 percent of a cunt and 90 percent of a tit at least every day I leave the house by one or more girls in sheer braless tops and tight jacked up in their cunt shorts…

It is only a matter of time where people won’t even bother getting dressed at all…just put it all out there for validation and style…

In the meantime, there’s still a level of mystery and that makes the On/Off still a fun game to play….

NAKED – NOT NAKED – FUN….

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2024

26

Jul

Crippled Porn with Nina Dobrev in Paris of the Day

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Nina Dobrev has some leg injury or knee injury from sucking billionaire dick…or doing something athletic while trying to impress her billionaire dick….which to those of you who don’t know is Shaun White, the snowboarding legend, who was luckily a snowboarding legend, because his whole GINGER-AIDS looks would have otherwise landed him in the travelling circus working as a carni….

That’s not to say that Nina Dobrev is only with him for his money, maybe she likes the circus look because of her Gypsy heritage….just caravans across the country scamming every off highway small town they can….

It’s just to say the visual of her sucking his dick is repulsive….

The Canadian is in Paris with her pass-through Canadian citizenship, which is when immigrants come to North America via Canada because Canada is the friendly immigrant loving country, only for the immigrant to move onto the USA with their Canadian passports and future Canadian pensions and free Health Care, but for now, work in America…

She’s posing all GIMPY and for those of you scavenger types, that’s the equivalent of your prey having an injury so that you can finally catch your own meal for once…

Which means the injury with knee braces are PORN to some of you….so here’s some crippled porn with Ninas in Paris…

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2024

26

Jul

Zoey Deutch and her Slutty Content of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is what some people would call a NEPO baby because her parents were players in the industry and they allowed her to continue the family business in a far easier way, thanks to the connections they already had.

I’d assume that means that her parents either love the industry and don’t see it as some vile satanic place where kids get destroyed when they partake in the industry, or they knew that no one would fuck with their kids because they weren’t from some white trash trailer park like other now drug addicted or dead molested kids from hollywood who had that dream, or their parents had that dream and would do anything to make it happen for them….

But then again, maybe her parents were soulless industry people who had sold their own souls to the devil that rules the industry and part of that sacrifice was their daughter who they basically gave to the industry as a token of gratitude for the life the industry gave them….

You never know…..

But I’m not a nepo hater, I’m a firm believer in the quickest and easiest path to survival and if my mother wasn’t a drug addicted AIDS whore from Mexico, but instead some captain of industry, or Hollywood starlet, I’d fucking follow the fucking lead of the doors her dick sucking opened for me…

So now Zoey Deutch is a pretty popular celebrity, she likes to show off her fit body, because you can still be an attention seeking whore while being a rich kid or a celebrity….and that means some tiny tit in bikini or some long looking legs in shorts happened…and that may be porn to some of you.

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