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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2008

Oct

Britney Spears’ Womanizer Video of the Day

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I was watching 20/20 or whatever news show they premiered this video on Friday, because I was out of town for Canadian Thanksgiving Turkey dinner at my wife’s aunt’s house and they have TV. So besides getting wasted on wine, making fun of their kid for being a homo when he was dancing around like a girl, getting in a fight with on of their friends who was some angry dude from the Islands about Hockey, because I don’t watch sports and sports seem to be the only thing he does besides stripclubs, talking to the grandpa about lesbian shows at strip clubs and whether they actually lick the pussy or pretend to lick the pussy and learning about the reason tranny prostitutes exist, which is because of a loophole in the law that makes it legal, where paying a girl for blowjobs is illegal, I took the time to watch Britney and all her personalities, naked and in various states of crazy for her new song, that is better played on mute. Here’s that video for those who weren’t as lucky as me to see it when it first dropped Friday Night.

On a side note, I think she looks a lot better than any tranny prostitute I’ve seen, even if fucking her for money is illegal…Kevin Federline.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Womanizer

2008

Oct

Halle Berry Sets off Car Alarms When She Leaves Yoga of the Day

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As the Sexiest older lady with kids alive, according to Esquire Magazine, it’s no surprise that Halle Berry sets off car alarms as she leaves Yoga. I mean she is half black after all. Setting off alarms is kinda something they do…

Posted in:Halle Berry|Hot|Yoga

2008

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Caroline D’Amore and I worked out our differences. She told me that my site is hateful and disgusting and that she never visits it because she finds that kind of attitude to be the downfall of society and hurtful. She wished me luck with my ventures and told me she got what I was doing, but didn’t like that I brought that shit to her Facebook profile. I told her that since Facebook are a bunch of racists and took me the fuck down, she won’t have to worry about any of that and we can go our separate ways and take in the weekend like we’re supposed to. That doesn’t mean that I’ve ended my fight against those bastards, I am going to find a loophole, or find a lawyer who will sue them for me for free and make a whole lot of money out of it, or maybe it’s just a sign that Facebook sucks and people will want a better site to post all their personal shit on. We’ll see, but the fuckers haven’t even responded to me yet and I don’t think they are going to….

Someone started a facebook group to get some support to get my profile back, strength in numbers kinda thing. I don’t expect anyone to join, but it’d be amazing if you did….
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I know you don’t care about any of this Internet drama, it’s dull and I wish I had more stories from drinking last night, but I only saw one nipple get pulled out by my friend when posing for a picture with some girl and the girl got her hands on the camera and deleted that shit, because he was weak and got caught up in her false promises of giving him a blowjob. So I just stick to the internet instead and you should too because the world is a cold scary place and the internet is whatever you want it to be, like that late night prostitute who doesn’t want you to know her name, but does want to fullfill your fantasies….

I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, but I assume it is nonsense ramblings so I’ll just post my links. Love you.

Big Montreal Tits I’ve Never Met
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Austin Powers’ Random Task is in Some Deep Shit
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Through the Roof!
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Alice Goodwin is Like a Better Looking Audrina Patridge and She’s Probably More Talented Too
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This Hot Model Wants to Take You Home
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Vanessa Hudgens Flashes Her Thong
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Let’s Face It, Who Doesn’t Love Angelina Jolie
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Madonna Rips On Sarah Palin; Is Still Disgusting
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Since I Know You’re Staying In Tonight Anyways
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Aubrey O’Day’s Camel Toe Says Hello
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Fuck You John Mayer
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Let’s Watch a Wedding Get Ruined
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And That’s Why You Don’t Give a 2 Year Old a Loaded Gun – VIDEO
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My Kind of Treasure Map
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If You’re Gonna Stay At Home Tonight, You May As Well Have Company
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Any Video + Benny Hill Music = Amazing
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Butt Tattoo Prank
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Zuzana Drabinova is Delicious
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Mountains and Boobs
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The Most Disgusting Story to Break This Year
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I Hope Avril Lavignes Marriage Breaks Up Because I Hate Her
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I Think the Last Thing Britney Needs is Another Reality Type Show
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Nerd Fight
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Striptease of the Day
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British Glamour Whore
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An Inconvenient, Cruel and Totally Uncalled-For Truth
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Make Your Wildest Dreams a Reality
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Tickle Me Pink Prank Call
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Washing Machine Out the Window!!
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Holly Morgan is a Girl I’d Like to Get to Know, And By Get to Know, I Mean Fuck
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There’s Somethig Terribly Appealing About These Photos Of Carmen Electra, But I Can’t Put My Finger On It
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Once they Pop, They Won’t Stop
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Hef’s New Girls Next Door Will Beat Your Ass!
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Taylor Swift Broke Up With Joe Jonas Because Heis a Cry Baby That Won’t fuck Her
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John Cusack’s Stalker Is a Hot Piece
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Arkansa Wal-Mart
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I Hope This Means McCain is Getting Alzheimer’s, and Not Because Alzheimer’s is Funny
Because It is Awful and I Hate Him
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Sandy Westgate Get’s Her Wild Life On
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SNL Special Edition – The Second Presidential Debate
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A Unicycle Jump Just Seems Like It COuld Never Go Right
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Make Your Money Fire Proof
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Gaping Girlfriend
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Did Magic Johnson Fake AIDS?
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Olympic Swimmer’s Got Some Nude Pics…
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Some Funny Wedding Video That I Think is Staged
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Little Asian Fetish….
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Some Trannies….
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Some Gang Signs..
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And more proof that photobucket is nothing more than a porn site.
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Some Cock….
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Really Lesbian Lookin Chick Posing Topless
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Pretty Much Naked on the Couch in Boots
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Bonus – Sarah Palin Laying The Pipe Song….

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2008

Oct

Denise Richards Has a Serious Mom Ass of the Day

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Denise Richard’s looks like she’s finally broken down and dug deep into the depths of her closet to pull out a pair of her fat jeans she kept in the event she ever went back to her original fat self, from before she was famous. That’s the only explination I have for these 1990 jeans that look like they were worn to a Poison concert before she fucked 3/4 of the band and the idea of getting with them was just high school masturbation fantasies that she realized would only get played out if she stopped getting seconds and eating desert and started getting cast in movies as the slut who will take her shirt off. I guess now that the dreams have all been realized, she’s on that slippery slope back to where she came from and I guess we should embrace what we see today, because like the woman you married getting too comfortable, it’s only going to get worse and there really is no end in sight…..I guess the good news is that we all have access to her prime by watching all the shitty movies she did naked so that we can try to forget the horrible reality of where she is now.

Posted in:Denise Richards|Mom Ass

2008

Oct

Ashley Scott Signs Some Girl’s Chest of the Day

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I am not turning this sit into a Hollywood.tv review site and they aren’t advertisers, as it may seem, but they should be since I need money. Shit is just free to post and I don’t have to bother with the paparazzi, also, I’d rather watch the video than look at the pictures, not that you care, but one dude emailed me complaining and I figured I’d let you know what I am doing, because we’re all friends here and I think and open dialog is important.

This video is of some chick named Ashley Scott, who I don’t know, signing some girls chest, but not the good way, where you get to see nipples, but reminds me of a time I was in a bar and flirting with the bar tender and in trying to get her to show me her tits. She pointed out some Olympic Speed Skater at the other end of the bar, who obviously, I had no idea who he was or whether he was even an Olympic Athlete and I asked her to get him to sign her tit. She wasn’t really into it, so I decided to take it to the lead and get the wheels turning by making the first move, so I took the pen, walked up to the dude, who was clearly gay, and lifted up my shirt asking for an autograph. I was wasted and he did it pretty willingly, but when I asked him to do the same to my busty bar tending friend who I wanted to see topless, he said no. Pretty much making my whole plan backfire, leaving me alone and violated with a man’s signature above my nipple and no bartender tits as her respect for me slowly died with my dignity….

It’s a boring video, probably a boring story, but I am running on no sleep here so it should be good enough.

Posted in:Ashley Scott|autograph|Breast

2008

Oct

Zac Effron Pretending He’s Straight With Vanessa Hudgens of the Day

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You gotta give Zac Effron some credit for not slippin’ up on his sexuality and staying pretty loyal to Vanessa Hudgens, despite the fact that we all know he is contractually obliged to and we also all know that if he was gay, shit would be over for him, because Disney hates homos, but it’s still nice to see.

I mean, I know gay people and I even like gay people and support what they do in the privacy of their own home. I don’t think they are the sinners that God and republicans think they are, but I do know they are more popular than ever and every time I leave the house I see at least one of them prancing around, acting like a bunch of girls, checking out dudes who aren’t me and even holding hands or making out with each other an the whole thing is fucking awkward.

Just last night at a bar, there were two guys grinding like Jamaican prostitutes on a tourist’s jock and at the end of the night I saw them making out for a solid 30 minutes in the corner, only to accidentally end up in the bathroom with them, knowing what they were up to, almost unable to pee because it was like being in a room full of girls judging me.

So this Effron dude deserves some credit for repressing that shit like he’s supposed to and should be a model Gay for the gays out there, because some of us straight people are a little tired of your song and dance and homosexuality prance. We get it you like ass and dick, you don’t have to cause a fucking scene about it.

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2008

Oct

Hugh Hefner’s New Shannon Twin Girlfriends are Criminals of the Day

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Hugh Hefner kicked out the old spokeswomen for Playboy Girlfriends because their contract was up and he’s in with the new. His new “girlfriends” who are pretty much nothing more than girls who go to events with him andd live in the Playboy mansion to help market the brand and probably don’t have sex with him, but could if he really wanted them to, because he pretty much picked them up at a bus station and they had no money, food or place to go because he saw the potential that two hot blondie twins would have for his business, especially if he pretended to be in a relationship with them, since fucking twins is the ultimate cliche male fantasy, that works perfect for his brand.

Their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon and who really cares, dude’s in his 80s and is living the fuckin’ dream, whether the girls are nothing more than a set of desperate sluts with daddy issues or not, really makes no difference, because they are profiting off him as much as he is profiting off them, so it’s all fair in the end…which is the same logic I used to use everytime I paid 20 dollars for a blowjob off a drug addicted street whore. Life is all about the trade-off and now these Shannon Twins are pretty much famous….

It turns out that these poor, desperate sluts from Florida are in fact criminals, leading me to believe that unlike working at a bank, the background check at Playboy is based solely on your tits. this is the story……

We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here’s what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion. TMZ

I stopped reading the quote at “after work with one of their Wing House co-workers” because that just re-affirmed my opinion on trashy sluts from Florida being fucking perfect, the only thing that would have made this story better would have been if they were cashiers at Wal Mart because that’s just the kind of girl I dumb and desperate enought believe me when I pretend I’m going to give them everything they want in exchange for sex, not like those self respecting educated girls with careers who take themselves to seriously and catch onto my lies and here are some pictures of them naked….

Posted in:Criminals|Hugh Hefner|Shannon Twins

2008

Oct

Roseanne Barr’s Got a Sex Tape of the Day

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I know – bad joke, but it was funny to me… for about a second, .but not as funny as the fact that this story is actually true and not some really sick joke on us.

…on her website, roseanneworld.com , she storms: “One of the interns who was administering my MySpace page has been fired. He has stolen my private sex tape.

“I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it – then I am willing to deal.”

When I did the interview with Maxim Magazine last year, they asked me what celebrity sex tape would be the ultimate. The one that would let me hang my typing gloves up for good and never visit the site again because there’s never going to be a story as amazing as that one. I was caught off guard and all I could think of was a Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr sex tape called “The Thorns Within the Petals of the Roses” or something like that. That means that if the other person in the Roseanne Sex Tape is Rosie O’Donnell, I’ll have to bid you all a good fuckin’ night for good, because I am a man of my word at least 40 percent of the time.

All I know is the thought of Roseanne getting fucked is about as hot as thinking of my wife getting fucked, which is not very hot at all, but I still want to watch this video over and over again at various speeds to get the full effect. I doubt you’ll be able to see much, considering how far away the camera would have to be to get all of her in the shot and the real tragedy in all this is that it didn’t surface back in the 90s when she was substantially fatter and uglier in the sitcom days, I figure if we’re going to put ourselves through this kind of abuse, we might as well get the full fucking punch to the groin in sheer disgust.

Read the story by clicking the links Roseanne Barr’s Sex Tape Scandal

Posted in:Roseanne Barr|Sex Tape

2008

Oct

Some College Girl Grinding a 7 Year Old of the Day

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When I was 7, I didn’t have babysitters, but I was just left alone to fend for myself for days at a time, but if I did have babysitters, I would have wanted to be like this slut, who drops her pants and teaches me how to grind like I was up in the club. Maybe that way I would have been better prepared last night when 2 girls decided to stick their asses up on me and all I could do was shove my hands right down their pants to finger them, assuming that’s what they wanted, when all they really wanted to do was dance. It would have saved a lot of headaches after they ran up to the guys they were with and told them how I went for the gold and that seemed to really piss them all off. You’d think they would have appreciated my opinion on how they should trim their bushes a little more, if not shave them bald, if they’re going to head out to a dive bar and let dudes stick their hands down their pants or even kick back and let me finish the job I set out to do, instead of being frigid prudes about it. I guess my fingers aren’t nearly as magical as I like to think they are….Watch the video.

Posted in:College Girl|Grind

2008

Oct

Katy Perry Jumps of the Day

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I was so excited when I first saw these pictures, becasue I was convinced for just a short second that Katy Perry was doing us all a favor and offing herself, but it turns out the cunt was just jumping into a boat and not to her fiery death like she was DJ AM. It’s a sad day today for that poor boat that had to withstand that kind of impact, but not as sad of a day as it is for her underwear and clothes that despite how hard they are trying to conceal her period bloat caused by an addiction to fried foods, they just aren’t able to fight it. The fuckers got beat and so should Katy Perry’s record producers for raping my soul everyday like they were Facebook.

Posted in:Jumping|Katy Perry