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2008

08

Sep

Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Flashes Her Vagina of the Day

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Here’s some Meadow Soprano showing off her own little well maintained meadow and by well maintained meadow I mean her Jewish pussy at some fashion show. I don’t really know if these pictures are old or not, but I do know that they are comin’ in a few years too late because I don’t really have any interest in getting off to her now that she’s all reformed, not that I ever really wanted to get off to her, but there was a time when I would have been a lot more excited to see her cooch. That time was when I thought she was some Italian girl with low self esteem and an eating disorder in her late teens, and not some whiney Jewish girl with low self esteem and an eating disorder that she turned out to be and now she’s done gone grown up, has become some expert on eating disorders just because she had one and talks to girls in schools about that shit and writes books about that shit even though every rich Jewish teenager has eating disorders but at least she’s out flashin’ that cunt.

Speaking of Jewish Vagina, I used to know a guy who would only date Jewish girls. He thought they were the hottest fucking thing ever and he’d always tell us stories of how he would ravage them in the bedroom and treat them like pure shit behind closed doors and how they liked it. He would say all kinds of anti semetic things and they’d just swoon over him like he was some kind of god, probably because they knew their parents wouldn’t approve. He’d always get them hooked on him, but never considered them human enough to fall in love with and would drop them like last week’s kitchen garbage when he was done with them, seriously fucking them up and ruining all future relationships for them and that’s why we used to call him Hitler…..

Hilter or not, her junk is not some kind of mangled fleshy mess that looks like a human science experiement that went down in Nazi Germany, like so many vagina look like and that I still don’t descriminate against, like the other day when this Jamaican dude pulled out his cellphone and showed me a picture of the weirdest pussy I had ever seen, shit’s clit was bigger than my dick and looked like it was giving me the thumbs up and I had to keep my cool and pretend it was all good, because they were pictures of his wife and I figure throwing up at a picture of a man’s wife’s vagina is a good way to get beat down, so it’s nice to see she’s got a hot little coinslot, because it’s pretty rare, I have written enough, just look at the pics.

Posted in:flash|Jamie Lynn Sigler|Uncategorized|Vagina

2008

08

Sep

Britney Spears Owned the VMAs of the Day

Britney Spears dominated the VMAs and I missed her opening act because I was trying to get to my friend’s house to watch the shit and got distracted along the way. He said it was with the dude from Superbad or someshit and that it was kinda funny, but I am too lazy to look for it because my state issued therapist told me that I need to learn how to let go of the past and move on….

I did see her win 2 or 3 awards and the entire time she sounded sane, medicated and polite. I guess her management is serious about getting her back into the scene and have trained her properly to be normal and as each award came, her manager and exloiter, Larry Rudolph got more and more excited as he say the balance in his bank account get bigger and bigger.

She looked better than she has in a while but still needs to hit the gym for another 6 months and despite not being excited about her comeback, I don’t really care, I just liked her better when she was crazy, unwashed and exposing her body parts to the world because she didn’t give a fuck. Playing it safe is boring, embracing your insanity is exciting because you never know what you are going to get and crazy chicks are like porn to me. Either way, here are ssome pics of Britney.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Uncategorized|VMA

2008

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know I am a little late on posting these stepLINKS but I was traveling to a tropical resort, where a hot, tight bodied 18 year old wouldn’t stop asking me to rub tanning oil on her bare tits and by traveling to a tropical resort with a hot bodied topless chick, I mean my internet connection was down and it’s barely back up now, but I’m doing the best I can with what I’ve got, which isn’t much but the dreams of a better place than here where I don’t need the internet to update stupid links you don’t even click on because you hate me, heartbreaker.

That said, here are my links.

Lily Allen Can Be Quite the Cunt When She Wants to Be
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The Only Good Thing About Skatboarding in When They Bail
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Tara Reid’s Old Lady Tits Are Really Getting Irrelevant
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Some Lingerie Football League….Worth Checking Out….
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Who Knew Midgets Could Make Watching a Piece of Shit Like Entourage Bearable?
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Aline Samy Would Be Totally Bangable if She Put a Fucking Bag Over Her Head
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Milo Ventimiglia is Having a Cry
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Who Says It’s Hard to Find a Girlfriend?
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Pussy Cat dDoll Nip Slip
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The 10 Worst Inventions Ever
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Watch This Jet Break the Sound Barrier
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Friday Night Slut Fest
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Base Jump Gone Wrong
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Emma Streadman Gallery
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Evening Dress Strippers
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Busty, Busty Peaches
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Everyone is Getting All Political on Paris Hilton’s Ass
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Hey Vicky Beckham! What the Fuck is Wrong With Your Skin?
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Feed Your Porn Addiction
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Michael Phelpsis the Ass King
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EPIC Motorcycle Fail
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No One Said Shooting a Guy is Easy
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Serial Killer Fun
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The Pussycat Dolls in Blender Magazine
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Mariah Carey Whores It Up Around Town
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Striptease of the Day
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Been There, Done That
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VMA Whoredom
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And That’s Why You Don’t Stand Next to a Falling Tree
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Goth Girl Gets Pierced
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Get Sex This Weekend
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I Drunk
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Lesbian Tendancies Promote the New 90210
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Sexy Random Photo Fun
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Rosie Jones is Topless
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Josh Hartnett Hotel Library Sex Tape
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Kanye West Has No Shame
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Some Things Even Shock the Helpp Out of Me
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Extreme Ping Pong
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The Flying Squirrel!
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Hello Heather Rae
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How To: Eat 48 Hot Dogs in Ten Minutes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

05

Sep

Hilary Duff Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

All pictures of Hilary Duff pretty much look the same. So these could be old since I feel like I’ve seen them 100 times before. You know her in shorts showing off her 5 foot 2 body and I think she looks pretty good at it despite hating her and everything she stands for, not that I know what she stands for, but I do know that she is standing and these pictures would probably be better if she was on all fours.

There ya go, that’s my typical lame one-liner post that you can find on all the other sites because it’s Friday afternoon, I don’t care to put effort into story tellin, I’ve been doing it all week and no one reads my shit so why fucking bother. I don’t know when these pics were taken and I am not a credible news source but I am pretty much ready to peace the fuck out and hang outside local high schools pretending I am picking up my daughter, when in reality I’m just window shopping. I’ll be back later with the stepLINKS if my internet still works. Cuddles (motherfucker)!

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

05

Sep

Kristin Cavallari is Drunk of the Day

People and by people I mean one person has been asking for more Kristin Cavallari, the bitch from Laguna Beach who opted out of the spin-off that unfortunately turned out to be the biggest fucking thing on TV unfortunately. I realize I said unfortunately twice because the one thing I can relate toKristin Cavallari on is that we both want to kill ourselves because of The Hills. Sure I want to kill myself because everytime I come across the lies and people talking about the lies and the ugly people perpetuating the lies of that show, it makes me hate society, while Kristin Cavallari is probably realizing she missed her meal ticket by being a cunt who thought she was bigger and better than a spin off show that would ruin her fictitious career she thought she was going to have after Laguna Beach cuz of ego, while it would have been the biggest payout of her career.

So while Heidi is out there making millions and Kristin is a talentless thing of the past, who just didn’t know her worth as a piece of shit fake reality star, and she’s drinking her sorrows away to deal with it, but the truth is, it is probably a better life than being Heidi Montag….but then again being a retarded castrated deaf, blind, mute with a terminal illness and a skin disorder that makes you itch and burn all the time with no control over your bladder ever since the accident that left you a quadruple amputee and you still are lucky to not be Heidi Montag. She is that bad.

Posted in:Drunk|Kristin Cavallari

2008

05

Sep

Kim Kardashian is a Fat Pig in Gogo Boots Shopping of the Day

Drunkenstepfather.com supports eating disorders. Kim Kardashian doesn’t.

This bitch looks hefty as fuck when shopping for new clothes because she outgrew her old wardrobe because overeating and being a lazy bitch does that do you. These pics may be old but who really cares…she always looks the same…

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Uncategorized

2008

05

Sep

Halle Berry’s Got Some Big Tits of the Day

I was walking down the street and saw a group of highschool girls in highschool uniforms gossiping like the bitches they looked like. They were going off about how one of them got an abortion and how she’s such a slut for not telling them and I had no choice but to stop and listen because it was really fuckin’ hot, what isn’t hot is the fact that Halle Berry didn’t have an abortion, but at least she has tits to show for her disgusting pregnancy..

Posted in:Halle Berry|Tits

2008

05

Sep

Melanie Brown Carries Shit in Tight Clothes of the Day

So Melanie Brown rocks a bag of shit better than I do. I mean that shit disgusts me and is the reason I don’t have a dog. I just can’t handle touching another living things feces no matter how loyal of a friend I think it is. I have dog sat for people before, which is surprising considering I wouldn’t trust me taking care of much, let alone my little buddy, but they obviously had no alternative and everytime I remembered to walk that dog, I’d never pick up his shit, I actually felt awkward watching it shit as it looked back at me as to say “what the fuck are you watching me shit for you sick fuck” and I’d leave it behind on the sidewalk. When I didn’t remember to walk the dog and It shit in the house, I’d just spray it with Fabreeze and wait for it to dry up so I could borrow my neighbors vaccuum to clean it up a few months later. I figure that the smell of floral dog shit is better than the smell of my bed sheets thanks to my wife, so it all worked out in the end.

I always laugh when I see a person pick up their dog’s shit, I always gag when I see the shit in the bag and the fact that Mel B is carrying her dog shit disgusts me. Can’t she afford a hired slave to do this shit for her, is she trying to prove that she’s still that bright eyed whore from a modest home in the UK that she always was, only a little older, a with more shit in her hand. So this one’s for you dog scat porn lovers.

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2008

05

Sep

Tila Tequila’s Got Some Hot Cleavage of the Day

I met Tila Tequila once, if you count being in the same building as her when she was hosting a celebrity event after lying to one of the bouncers saying I was her manager getting me about 20 feet of her and not really bothering to check her out because I was more interested in seeing people who go out to get autographs by this nobody, because they’d probably be more than willing to believe me when I tell them that I have an MTV show nobody watches and that I am a guest of Tila’s and that if they show me their tits, buy me a drink and put my penis in their mouth, I’ll introduce them, but instead got too drunk to do much more than drink more and not talk to anyone.

She seemed nice enough, like she knew she didn’t deserve the attention she was getting or the money she’s made being a whore and a liar who isn’t all that hot, and that made her more appreciative to her fans, despite not letting them hug her. That night I found out that Tila had a boyfriend the entire 2 seasons of her show and that everything you see about her out in public is a fucking lie and all part of her image, including this fake titty cleavage and weird hipster headband, but the Alien head is all real.

Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus – Here are some pictures of her really ugly lesbian publicity stunt, who was once Lohan’s really ugly lesbian stunt and who is trying to stay in the picture because her daddy wasn’t there for her all those years he worked long hours at Yahoo! and someone’s gonna notice her fuck, at least that’s what she’s hoping, what she doesn’t realize is that we all notice her, because she’s fucking uglier than my wife’s shit that I have to clean off the toilet, only more Jewish.

Posted in:cleavage|Tila Tequila

2008

05

Sep

Christina Aguilera in Some Stupid Outfit Promoting the VMAs of the Day

I walked into some comedy show wasted a few months ago and it fucking sucked, before this dude Russel Brand got on stage. Sure his Amy Winehouse hair and jeans tighter than your asshole before you discovered you liked what how it felt when you started shoving thngs in your ass, threw me off a little, but he was legitimately funny. He had a good energy, vocabulary and his jokes were just smater than all the other comedians despite only being able to understand half of them. I told the girl I was with that he was going to be famous, and he told me he already was in the UK and worked at MTV. She said he had some kind of heroin addiction and now he was going Hollywood and I was surprised because normally the talent Hollywood picks up from overseas sucks.

He will be hosting the VMAs this weekend, the same VMAs that rejected press access for me, and if I cared enough and owned a TV, I’d consider watching it, but probably not to see this jackass use the same jokes I’ve already heard him use, but to see Christina in Britney’s shadow one more time, 15 years after being in her shadow started, like some kind of reunion because in case you haven’t heard, Britney is opening the show and based on these promo shots, I guess Aguilera will be playing the show, but we don’t really care about her, we just care about her beauty secrets, because deep down inside we all wish we could pull off this Asian, busty whore look. Seriously, she looks like a different person than she was, maybe it’s just a stand in and she’s off on the beach somewhere, but they say it’s really her and I guess we have no choice but to blame the jews because her jew Plastic Surgeons did this to her after she married a Jew and had its Jew baby. I’d still fuck her pregnancy gut at cum all over her stretchmarks but that’s just because I liked her at one time and can’t turn my back on her now that God has, not to mention those new eyes of her would help me play out my Vietnam war vetran fantasies of raping small jungle villages, the big fake titty, Hollywood version.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Tits|VMAS