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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2008

Sep

Amy Winehouse Has Some Hot Tits of the Day

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If you are wondering why I haven’t posted today, it’s because I went out drinking last night and thought today was Saturday. I was wrong and only realized now. I mean I set my alarm but it never went off because I don’t have an alarm clock to set. I mean my dog ate my homework….The truth is that I did go out, I did get drunk, I did sleep in at the hospital and I woke up to a power failure that was my asshole that crapped out on me last night and bled all over a McDonald’s floor and I could have died like I was Amy Winehouse.

The whole thing was pretty frustrating, but not as frustrating as Amy Winehouse cock teasing me with those big ol’ jew tits that are on the verge of death and her sexy toothless crackhead face that I’d have no problem paying 5 dollars to put all over my balls but she hasn’t realized that she’s not too good for that yet, and probably never will. One of life’s great tragedies is that she is a crackwhore who got away…..

These are pictures of her at a concert this weekend.

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2008

Sep

Jesus Martinez Is Not Dead Of The Day

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If you are wondering why there are no posts today. Jesus was found in a Mc Donalds’ bathroom in a pool of blood. He was rushed to the hospital and later it was found it was only a food allergy. And the blood was coming from his ass. He is undergoing more tests and should be back later on.

The Dude

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2008

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was bored, it’s getting cold and shitty here, and I was craving to see some real live girls in bikinis. The only place I knew where to find girls in bathing suits was at the YMCA because I had a free pass and they have a pool. So I got there and put on my bathing suit while knowing that I was probably a hugely offensive sight to the resident swimmers but I quickly discovered that being fat and hairy and not deserving of a bathing suit access was pretty fucking common theme at the YMCA pool. I saw some big, old, sagging asses and one chick had the nerve to wear a one piece white suit that was see through when wet so i could make out her saucer sized nipples and small porno bush that I guess she got crafted for her 30th wedding anniversary or some shit and it turns out that hot girls who look good in bikinis don’t spend their time at the local community pool to stay fit, but really old, disgusting ladies do and that in and of itself would have been a deal breaker if I wasn’t such a fucking pervert with no standars and I was just happy that I got to see girls in bathing suits even if they were girls that no one else in the world would ever want to see clothed and I feel lucky for that. Here are my links.

Shauna Sand is Disgusting
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Jayde Nicole is Pretty in Pink
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The Spiderman DVD Trailer
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More VMA Whoredom is Right Here.
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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The Horniest Vampires in Movie History
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Tony Versus Paul
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Some Things Never Change, and I Like That
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You Just Can’t Go Wrong With Cheerleaders, Can You?
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How Is It That Japan Can Make Even Diarreah Amazing?
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Keira Knightley Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Solve Your Case of the Mondays
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Man, Thos Football Players Really Know How to Get Themselevs in Trouble
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How Can Lighting Your Pants on Fire EVER Be Considered a Good Idea
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Jessica Simposon’s Newly Country Tits Perform at the Grande Ol’ Opry
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Rollerman’s Breakneck Speeds
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Squirel Launch Part 2
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Who Says There’s No Such Thing as REAL Sluts Anymore?
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I’m No Prude, But Am I the Only One Who Sees a Problem With Small Children Playing on a Penis Slide?
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Some Vintage Sarah Palin
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Best Dressed At the VMAs
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Anna Kournikova Goodness
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And That’s Why You Don’t Ride Bulls
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Jelly Wrestling!! Heyo!
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Work Out that Fails
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I Gotta Get Myself Down to Florida, Like NOW
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Whoa Nelly!
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Some Oasis Video of them Getting Attacked On Stage Cuz They Suck
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Bar Rafaeli Can Do No Wrong
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Find Girls To Fuck, Virgin
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God Damn Halle Berry is Looking Good!
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Jennifer Aniston Takes Her Washed Up Ass to Toronto
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More From the Lingerie Bowl
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Striptease of the Day
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Nuts
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Uhhhh…Keep Telling Yourself That, Sweetheart
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Get Some Sex Today! Why Not?
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Chloe Dior! Oh My!
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Paula Garces is the Throwback of the Day
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Introducing the Apple Twins
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And Now, The Mini-Me Sex Tape
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One of The Homos From Oasis Got Attacked on the Weekend
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90210 Catfight!
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Way to Go, Fatty
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Okay, I Admit It. Will Smith Has Amused Me
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Gary Coleman is a Fucking Nut and I Love It
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Carla Goes For a Swing
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Some Scary Religious Senator Clip
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Open a Beer Bottle With a Dollar Bill
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2008

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Supports Her Lesbian’s Sister’s Clothing Line Fashion Show With Her Big Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is a good lesbian, she doesn’t wear bras anymore, despite having massive tits, which is something I’m into right now, but won’t be when she’s a 40 year old lesbian and not just a 21 year old lesbian who looks 40, with tits that hang down to her gut who and who doesn’t wear bras, has a shaved head, rocks some flannel and some construction boots and who loves getting fucked with Dolphin shaped dildoes because penis is the fucking enemy, not that I’ll be alive, or that Lohan will still be a dyke then, but you get what I am saying, even though I don’t.

She stood by her girlfriend at her girlfriends sister’s fashion show proving that this relationship is a good publicity stunt for the whole family, not that she’s actually in a relationship, it’s all just speculation and lies and that pisses me off, so until I see a video of them going lickin’ each other’s assholes, I don’t buy this for a second and will just think of this whole Lohan Ronson thing is a bad joke, because those bitches are playing the media probably a lot harder than they are playing each other’s vaginas.

Speaking of bad jokes, I was stuck on a bus the other day because I wanted to visit a friend of mine who lived outside of town and I don’t have a car. I didn’t realize that there was some kind of construction going on that turned this 30 minute ride into a 2 hour long painful experience, I was sitting in front of some dude who was with some really busty skinny chick who I assume was his girlfriend. The entire ride he kept making bad jokes and observations of shit going on while trying to drop his one liners that were fuckin’ killing me. Every time he would speak, I’d just shake my head in disapproval. He said shit like “what’s a surfer say when he has diarrhea? Squirts Up” and the hot chick he was with would just laugh and laugh….he said shit like “What’s a Chinese guy’s favorite kind of tea? Kar-a-tea” and she was roaring, while I knew that a Chinese person’s favorite tea was Green Tea, thanks to all it’s healing properties and just wanted to punch him in the face for being a fuckin’ loser and cunt punch his girl for humoring him just to see what her box felt like.

I guess that doesn’t matter, but here are those pics of Lohan who is showing off her tits and according to rumors, knows exactly what Sam Ronson’s box feels like.

Bonus that’s Not Really a Bonus – Lohan at the VMA red carpet, lookin’ pretty fuckin’ horrible.

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2008

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens And Her American Apparel Leggings Trying to Be Hot of the Day

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I don’t find Vanessa Hudgens hot, especailly not in these spandex leggings and I guess it’s because she ruined that whole mystery that made her somewhat appealing by wondering what she looks like naked by releasing naked pictures of herself on the Internet. Now all I see is some ethnic lookin’ muppet acting like an asshole on stage, knowing that her scandal was the key to this whole virginity movement that bores me because I won’t get the chance to see these fuckers fuck up because they are too concerned about their careers and their contracts, i wish I had the same level of ambition because then maybe this site would be worth reading, but instead I am just going to go take a nap.

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2008

Sep

Rihanna Lookin’ Hot When Performing at the VMAs of the Day

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I was at a club this past weekend drinking like I do. It was some open bar party that I managed to work my way into and when inside, I got to talking to some dude about smoking weed, and how the girls in this place were all drunk and wanted to get fucked. A Rihanna song came on, since she’s pretty much killin’ the music industry and is on the top of her game, despite not being a very good singer or a very hot bodied black chick, but I still think she deserves it because all her songs are catchy and hits that everyone can get down to.

Either way, this chick who looked and dressed like Rihanna jumped onto a table and started doing Rihanna choreographed dance moves that she obviously learned watching her music videos and as she danced away, people started watching the spectacle and formed a bit of an audience around her because from far away she looked just like Rihanna and we didn’t know if we were in a celebrity party or if this girl was just a fuckin’ rip off artist who was loving all the attention….

When the song ended and she got off her table and everyone clapped for her, which I thought was ridiculous, considering how creepy it is to pretend you are someone famous to feel better about yourself when people clap and grandmas ask for autographs so I decided to walk up to her and entertain her shit. She gave me pure fuckin’ attitude and when the guy I met who loved weed asked for a picture she said something like “I don’t do photos” and I laughed in her face, because that kind of attitude from someone who is just copying someone famous because she thinks she’s actually important and has some kind of ego like she’s a celebrity and not just some shitty stripper or whatever the fuck she does to pay her bills is funny….what isn’t funny is the fact that I still wanted to fuck her but knew I’d never see her naked, not even with promises of featuring her on this website because she was too caught up in thinking she was famous while the real Rihanna was at the VMAs and here are the pics….

Bonus Here She Is With T.I. in Tight Pants

Here She is Arriving to the Show

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2008

Sep

Michael Phelps Grabbing Some Ass of the Day

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Michael Phelps is some hip hop fan who can now live out his dream of being gangster hustling chicks and not feel like the awkward weird lookin’ guy he is, because girls are sluts and if you are on TV, no matter how wonky lookin’ you are, you’ll still have no issue getting laid and living the hip hop dream, flossin’ his ice after melting down his 8 gold medals into an Olympic Grill and here he is at the Playboy club grabbin’ some random girl’s ass because he can and because every slut wants his water logged dick up inside them and the truth is that I am surprised Phelps can even walk around as easily as he does, I heard that the American government hasn’t let him out of the pool for the last 12 years he’s been training to be the freak that he is….but then againg I have no idea what I am talking about…..but I do know the girl in the green bikini is dumpy as fuck….enjoy…

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2008

Sep

Pink’s Nipple Tape at the VMAs of the Day

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I hate saying this, but Pink looked good at the VMAs. Maybe it’s because she’s lost her husband and is lookin’ for new cock, or maybe because she was the bread winner in her household when she was married and when he left her has since decided to take off her pants and be a girl again or something, I just don’t know, but I do know that I was feeling her performance, despite the song being a little too personal and awkward to listen to, like the time I got stuck in a doctor’s office with a male stripper who went off about how he isn’t gay but how he lets guys fuck him for money if he’s on enough drugs and that he was at the Doctor’s office for some lump they found growing in his neck that could be AIDS, making me not want to be the one sitting next to him in one of those real “too much information” situations that is actually too much information and not just some white person over-using the “too much information” expression like they do when you tell them shit like that you are constipated or that you haven’t jerked off in a month or that the first time you had anal sex, you got shit on your dick, or whatever it is that white people say “too much information” to, when you aren’t even telling them too much infomation and are just trying to make conversation…..

You get what I mean….and I don’t get why I was into Pink last night, but here are some pics to celebrate.

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2008

Sep

Christina Aguilera at the VMAs of the Day

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As Christina Aguilera was asked about motherhood and Lily Allen stood off camera crying to herself about what could have been if only her uterus was strong enough to withstand her self-destructive lifestyle, her tits remained ridiculous. I don’t really know what’s going on with Aguilera or whether she’s had a lot of plastic surgery done or not, but I do know that she looks a hell of a lot different that she used to and a hell of a lot more like a tacky bitch you’d see working at a tanning salon in some cleavage exposing outfit and I guess there’s nothing gay about that, what is gay is that you are at the fucking tanning salon, are you lookin’ for an even tan so that you look good in your new Ed Hardy T-shirt when you go to the club to buy bottles of Grey Goose, because everyone knows that it’s only masculine for a guy to have a tan if he got it doing something tough, like being stranded on a deserted island and forced to fend for himself, or if he got it raping and killing a small tropical village or some shit, but that doesn’t matter, what does matter is Aguilera’s cleavage from last night….

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2008

Sep

Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus in a Lesbian Pedophile Fantasy of the Day

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So Katy Perry is doing all that she can to hold onto this fame that she’s unfortunately got for a song that I can’t fucking stand and she’s doing it by hanging out with Miley Cyrus, giving us all some Lesbian Pedophile fantasies we’d get arrested for if we tried to play shit out with a couple girls we meet at the bus station on video. Now I can’t stand either of these sluts because they come to the party that is my life uninvited, on TV or on the Radio or pretty much anywhere I am and that makes me fuckin’ hate them. They are thrown down my fuckin’ throat and all I see is talentless shit that don’t deserve to be where they are, but I don’t have the power to make them go away, so I’ll just stare at Katy Perry’s fat tits and fat stomach in her stupid outfit while thinkin’ about Miley Cyrus’ virginity being a thing of the past.

At last night’s awards, Russel Brand, who I think was in over his head but still a decent host because he’s got a funny way about him and who I like since seeing him live and realizing he’s a definite talent, played it kinda safe. He was ripping into the Jonas brother’s about their promise rings and how they don’t do the pussy being thrown at them because they are contractually not allowed to and he made fun of this whole virginity lie the media is feeding our youth. Then Jordin Sparks from American Idol and Rich Daddy who paid for her career and all the junk food that made her this way came out saying it’s better to be a virgin than a slut, because that’s what she tells herself every night when she finds herself crying after masturbating because no one wants her Gorilla lookin’ body and instead of Russel Brand tearing her apart he came out and back tracked on his promise ring shit he was using to carry him through the show and said it’s okay to be a virgin and it’s commedable, and that kind of pussy footing pisses me off, but I guess dude’s just trying to make it in America without making enemies but was still fuckin’ weak on his part…..because the entire world knows this promise ring, God shit is a lie and that girls like Miley Cyrus give better blowjobs than a pornstar because they are eager, bright eyed and their daddy taught them proper back when they lived on the farm or some shit….

Either way, here are those pictures….

Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus – Katy Perry and Her Annoying Lesbian Attention Whore Tits at Some Party of the Day

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