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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2008

05

Sep

Christina Aguilera in Some Stupid Outfit Promoting the VMAs of the Day

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I walked into some comedy show wasted a few months ago and it fucking sucked, before this dude Russel Brand got on stage. Sure his Amy Winehouse hair and jeans tighter than your asshole before you discovered you liked what how it felt when you started shoving thngs in your ass, threw me off a little, but he was legitimately funny. He had a good energy, vocabulary and his jokes were just smater than all the other comedians despite only being able to understand half of them. I told the girl I was with that he was going to be famous, and he told me he already was in the UK and worked at MTV. She said he had some kind of heroin addiction and now he was going Hollywood and I was surprised because normally the talent Hollywood picks up from overseas sucks.

He will be hosting the VMAs this weekend, the same VMAs that rejected press access for me, and if I cared enough and owned a TV, I’d consider watching it, but probably not to see this jackass use the same jokes I’ve already heard him use, but to see Christina in Britney’s shadow one more time, 15 years after being in her shadow started, like some kind of reunion because in case you haven’t heard, Britney is opening the show and based on these promo shots, I guess Aguilera will be playing the show, but we don’t really care about her, we just care about her beauty secrets, because deep down inside we all wish we could pull off this Asian, busty whore look. Seriously, she looks like a different person than she was, maybe it’s just a stand in and she’s off on the beach somewhere, but they say it’s really her and I guess we have no choice but to blame the jews because her jew Plastic Surgeons did this to her after she married a Jew and had its Jew baby. I’d still fuck her pregnancy gut at cum all over her stretchmarks but that’s just because I liked her at one time and can’t turn my back on her now that God has, not to mention those new eyes of her would help me play out my Vietnam war vetran fantasies of raping small jungle villages, the big fake titty, Hollywood version.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Tits|VMAS

2008

05

Sep

Brody Jenner’s Mom is in a Bikini of the Day

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Brody Jenner has some old, plastic surgery ridden socialite of a mother and here she is in a bikini. Now I am not a fan of plastic surgery abused rich women who spend their lives attending social events, but I am a fan of bikinis so I was torn yet still forced to post it. I don’t know anything about Brody Jenner or his background and I think there’s a good reason for that and that reason is that motherfucker is useless and lame as fuck and it would give me so much satisfaction to give his mom herpes and send him the pics, but I am sure it wouldn’t be a first for him, since she’s probably always been a slut and this look is not something she’s grown into, but something she’s paid in efforts to maintain her key to the good life.

Speaking of the good life I saw some rich chick in the backseat of her Benz with her filipino pull up to a store and as she sat there, the filino ran inside, got the manager and dude came out with a selection of designer sunglasses to try on while she sat there with the window down being served more than anyone, no matter how good a customer she is, deserved to be served. It was extreme rich laziness that probably makes her shitty in bed because she’s too jacked up on valium to thrust her hips that got her rich in the first place, and when she was done she yelled at the filipino to hurry up. I tried chiming in to get her to take me on as her sex slave, but she didn’t even acknowledge me no matter how many times I whipped out my testicles from about 10 feet away. I guess she thought she was too good for my kind and she was probably right.

Either way, here’s Brody Jenner, I am sure she’s just as much of a cunt as the obnoxious shopper I saw yesterday…but at least Jenner’s mom takes her clothes off. I haven’t figured out if that’s a good thing, but I am pretty sure it isn’t especially considering the STD that dripped out of her to form what the world knows as Brody…..

Posted in:Bikini|Brody Jenner|Mom

2008

05

Sep

Akon Slaps Some Chick in Concert of the Day

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I mentionned that I saw Akon live with my stepdaughter when they rolled through Montreal a few months ago and he put on an amazing show. Along with all the teenage girls going crazy for him and the black hoochies wishing he was their baby daddy, he got the rest of the crowd going pretty crazy. He did some thing I never saw at a big concert and that was crowd surf and interact with his audience who was fucking psycho, I guess he didn’t care because it was less dangerous than war torn Mother Africa where he is from, but I do know that the girls on the floor were going crazy. Grabbing at him and trying to pull his pants down and dude didn’t miss a fuckin’ beat. I guess shit got nuts in whatever city he’s in in this video, but dude slaps a bitch down because she hugs him. I’m not going to take sides, because where he is from, it’s okay to beat your multiple wives in your tribe and whether hitting a girl is deemed right or wrong doesn’t matter, when you’re grabbed at or attacked you’re going to get defensive cuz your survival instinct kicks in, unfortunately every time I’ve dropped that line when girls press charges against me, shit never holds in court, but if you don’t want to get a beating, don’t step out of fuckin’ line and if you don’t want to beat a bitch, don’t put yourself in a situation where you may have to, so since this is some black on black nature channel incident, it won’t go much farther than this post, and if the chick hit was white dude would be locked up already, but I figure I will post the video anyway because there’s no better way to start a Friday than seeing some chick get slapped by some Hip Hop superstar all the girls masturbate to…

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2008

05

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email today:

Hey,
 
I have enjoyed your site for all its bizarre content for a while now, but must never return because of your comments to the Christians at the potluck dinner.  There is simply no sense in that and to humiliate them for no reason is senseless. 
 
If you were to go off on some other group like you went off on the nice folks at the church, everybody would hate your site, but because they are just “Christians”, no one cares.  I have to care and can’t come back.
 
My loss, unless you have anything redeeming to say other than “Pop off, sympathizer….”

I don’t like losing readers, but being an asshole or offensive or rude is kinda what I do. I have accepted that I can’t please everyone and the good news is that I don’t take much seriously because it is the internet and not real life and you shouldn’t either.

That said, I stand by my statement that Anal Sex is one of God’s Great Creations and I will have no problem showing some hot little Christian girls how it’s done and how it isn’t against God’s wish for them to remain virgins. My main problem with making this happen is my whole impotency thing, but it’s something we can try to work through.

Here are my links….

Sluts Who Get the Job Done
GO

Being Stranded With Pot Farmers Doesn’t Sound So Bad
GO

Amy Winehouse with Her Best Friend Jack
GO

Abigail Clancy is in FHM
GO

Audrina in Some Sexy Lingerie….If Only She Wasn’t a Busted Face..
GO

Bikini Detectives!
GO

Carrie Underwood Called Jessica Simpson a Fat Ass. Ha Ha
GO

Holly Madison PAntyless Upskirt
GO

The 10 Hottest Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders!
GO

Bristol Palin’s Big Ol’ Alaskan Titties…
GO

The Man Show is Back!
GO

Grapes to a Fat Guy Are Like Kryptonite to SUperman
GO

Hollywood’s Sex Addicts
GO

Some 37 Year Old Mexican With Crazy Fake Tits
GO

5 Reasons This Girl  Is Better Than Beyonce
GO

Some Body Painted Chick Hanging From Hooks…
GO

Lynne Spears Parenting How To
GO

Who Says Sex From the Internet is Dead
GO

LA Bans the Opening of New Fast Food Restaurants in Poor Neighborhoods
GO

So That’s What Goes On in my Stomache Friday Night
GO

That Guy….
GO

Now’s The Time You Gotta Get Up and Boogie
GO

Vicky Blows Gallery
GO

Because the Girls On World of Warcraft Aren’t Real
GO

Little Guy Knocks Out the Bully in One Punch
GO

Art Imitating Life?
GO

Power Wheels, Power Makes It GO!
GO

Topless Bowling!!
GO

From Italy With Love
GO

The Lovely Kayden Cross
GO

Lene Alexandra
GO

Let the Trashiest Custody Battle Begin
GO

Jewel’s Bus Driver is a Great Person to Have Behind the Wheel
GO

Rachel Bilson Looks Not Completely Boring For Once in Some Magazine
GO

More People Hate Will Smith Day By Day. Awesome
GO

David Spades Bastard Child was Born
GO

Those Guidos Really Know How to Treat a Lady
GO

Can You Get Cancer in the Vagina?
GO

Get Some Sex, Virgin
GO

Eve Laurence is Wanktastic
GO

Surprise!! Disaster Movie is a Piece of Fucking Shit
GO

Failing Tanlines
GO

Ciara is Pretty Much Naked
GO

WTF is With All These Rappers And Tattoos On Their Faces
GO

Luba and Her Curves
GO

I’v Seen Danielle Lloyds Tits Almost As Many Times As My Own Moobs
GO

Security Guard FAIL!
GO

Who is Jennifer Hawkins? Who Cares, She is In a Bikini
GO

Fix a Car Dent With a Hair Dryer
GO

Some Grass Skirt Slut…
GO

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2008

04

Sep

Katy Perry Filming Her New Video of the Day

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So it turns out that God hates me. I was standing in line getting a coffee today and some old dude in front of me kept coughing a gross fuckin’ cough. It sounded wet and as whatever disease was trying to escape his body, I felt sick to the thought of the phlegm in his old man mouth. I am not scared of diseases as much as I used to be, but I still like staying away from that shit with my weakened immune system that I created by treating my body like shit and just as I was about to order and get the fuck out of there, dude turned around and sneezed, in efforts to not sneeze on the chick serving him, but managed to sneeze all over my motherfuckin’ hands and face. I ran to the bathroom to scrub his shit off my face and when I came back out he came up to me to apologize and homeboy was wearing a fuckin’ priest’s outfit. I forgot the priests still exist because I am not used to seeing them and I couldn’t find it in me to yell at him since he devoted himself to god and I guess the good news is that he doesn’t have AIDS or anything, since 12 year old boys tend to not have AIDS, but it was still gross and I blame God for doing that to me, like Katy Perry should blame God for putting her on the earth because she fuckin’ sucks, but unfortunately doesn’t realize it and is probably thanking him with ever dollar she makes off this shit, so maybe we should just blame God for giving Katy Perry a career because if I have to listen to that Kissed a Girl song that is always on the radio a few more times, I may have to say goodbye to this cruel world and jump off my third story window in hopes of landing on my head, but with my luck I will survive it and be forced to live in pain for the rest of my life, so maybe I’ll just change the radio station, but I still hate this cunt and her song and that’s the end of this post.

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2008

04

Sep

Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Leggings and a See Through Shirt On of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is the kind of wife who you walk in on taking a pregnancy test, even though you haven’t fucked her the last 4 months because she can’t stomach your big monkey face and uses her pregnancy as a solid excuse that you believe and it’s okay because your big monkey face has been too busy trying to make money to keep her around a little longer because you know she is out of your league and you have a deep rooted fear that one day she will wake up the fuck up and ask herself what the hell she’s doing with a big monkey faced motherfucker like yourself and not having money will probably make that happen sooner than later, because money seems to be a pretty solid blinder.

So when you ask her why the fuck she’s taking a pregnancy test after not having sex with you for 4 months and she comes up with some silly excuse about how she masturbated wearing your her underwear that you’ve been jerking off on the last 4 months because you like lacey things since they are pretty and smell like this popstar’s cunt, but part of you just has trouble believing her because along with the rest of the world, you know she’s a slut.

Either way, here she is in a see through top and leggings, rockin’ her fake tits, fake hair, made up face and husband that’s gotta be fake, because I just can’t believe this union is real.

Posted in:Bra|Christina Aguilera|See Through|Tits

2008

04

Sep

Abi Harding is Someone You Don’t Know in a Bikini of the Day

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I was just in a coffee shop getting a coffee because I am lazy and sitting behind a table was a girl with a low cut shirt and amazing fucking posture. Her tits were just poppin out perfectly because her shoulders were pushed back so hard it was unnatural and reminded me of a teenage girl trying to pretend she actually has tits by stickin’ out her chest like a chicken about to lay an egg or some shit. The truth is it was impressive to me because I live with a dumpy sack of shit of a wife who can’t sit up straight no matter how hard she tries because she doesn’t have the strength to hold herself up and push her shoulders back, but in her defense either does any living man because she’s just that sloppy, but it’s still really unattractive and lazy lookin.

So I decide to tell this girl how impressed I am that her back is straighter than Justin Timberlake pretends he is and I say something along the lines that it looks like she’s got a steel fucking rod for a back and that is some serious talent and go on with my coffee drinking at the table facing her. About 5 minutes later, she packs up her back and rolls the fuck away in a wheel chair that I didn’t know she was in and I felt like a bit of a fuckin’ asshole because she probably did have a steel rod in her back from some injury that left her paralyzed from the waist down and despite not being able to jog, feel sex or walk up a flight of stairs, that girl could sit up straight and sitting up straight does things to tits that may make a gay man wish he was straight.

These pictures on the otherhand, may make a straight man wish he was gay, because they aren’t hot and are of Abi Harding, who is in some UK Indie Band that I’ve never heard of. She plays the saxophone because she has an oral fixation and here she is in a bikini showing off some small tits and a disgusting stomach scar and I’d say that all bitch needs to do is kick her shoulders back a bit to make it look like she has tits, or that she could use a good back injury to force her to sit up straight but it turns out that the scar is from a car accident where she coincidentally broke her spine but managed to walk again and that throws my back injury theory out the window. Thanks Abi Harding for making me look bad in front of my friends. Bitch!

Posted in:Abi Harding|Bikini

2008

04

Sep

Selma Blair Rocks a Bikini of the Day

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I went to get a sandwich at my regular sandwich place because shit’s cheap. I am not sure the quality of the 3 dollar sandwich but I still haven’t died yet so I keep going back. One of the girls who works there is disgusting lookin’ and I hate when she gets down to making my lunch. She’s the kind of girl who looks worse than my wife, is greasy, unshowered and never uses gloves when working. I usually try to ignore the shit and eat the sandwich regardless, but today she walked out of the employee bathroom, told the boss she just used the last of the toilet paper and they need more. She walked up to the counter as I was screaming “please serve someone else first, don’t do this to me, please no” in my head and that’s when bitch started up on my order. Her bare fresh from the bathroom hands all over the little food I could afford. I paid, walked out and contemplated throwing it out, but realized it was probably my one meal of the day and people have probably eaten worse, so I ate it and with every bite gagged a bit as I fought to swallow it down. I just hope she wasn’t in there taking a shit before making my lunch, because I deal with piss a hell of a lot better than I do with shit, but it was still fuckin’ disgusting and reminded me of a time some obese dude got a nosebleed while making my Subway and didn’t offer to give me a new sandwich as his blood covered hand made my food, only this time I didn’t throw shit out the second I walked out the door.

Speaking of disgusting here are some pics of Selma Blair in a Bikini.It’s not so bad, considering she’s almost 40, but it is definitely not very good. Enjoy…

Posted in:Bikini|Selma Blair

2008

04

Sep

Sharon Stone’s Hard Mom Nipples of the Day

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I used to own a piece of shit car. This was a few years ago when I needed it to get to work because I am too luxurious for public transport, despite being poor as shit. I just couldn’t handle being next to smelly immigrants who would rub up against me, or the 9-5 slaves that looked pale and exhausted in their boring fuckin’ lives. Shit would make my hangover induced anxiety ten times worse than just driving. Everyday, I’d wake up and go out to my piece of shit car and there would be a flyer on it saying “we buy scrap cars for scrap metal for 300 dollars or less”. Now I paid at least 2500 dollars of my wife’s money for the shit box that year and wasn’t about to give it up for a couple hundred buck, but I didn’t know whether I should take the eager scrap metal guy’s request as a compliment like my car is a hot piece of shit, or as an insult like my car was a piece of shit that deserved to be trashed, but I do know it’s probably the same feeling that Sharon Stone gets every time she leaves her house because despite being an old piece of garbage of a woman, someone out there’s probably willing to fuck her for a couple hundred dollars….

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Posted in:Hard|Nipples|Sharon Stone

2008

04

Sep

Miley Cyrus’ Mother’s Ass of the Day

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If you’re wondering where Miley learned all about boys and how to sleep your way to the top and suck dick proper, you’re lookin’ at her ass. I am not entirely sure if this is Miley’s hot mom who only married Miley’s father because she was a small town girl and it’s not everyday you meet a man you’ve once seen on TV and heard on the radio. She’s the kind of slut who climbs the ladder socially and is obviously easily impressed, because any self respecting person would just laugh at Billy Ray’s success like the rest of us, while she jumped at the opportunity and fucked him because he was way cooler in her town than every other guy she worked her way through with her vagina, from the local bar owner, to the local rodeo champ, to the highschool football quarterback and anyone who seemingly was more glamorous, connected and richer than her. I could be wrong, I usually am, but either way she looks like a fake titty slut and Billy Ray was her salvation from her miserable country life where she was known as Latiticia, a pretty solid stripper name, but now that she’s made it she just goes by “Tish” and this is her skinny Miley Mom Ass.


Bonus that’s not really a bonus – Miley on a Date, which thew me off a little because I expected the only guys she’d sleep with to be a little older, like in their 40s, balding, Jewish and in a suit rockin’ the Disney corporate credit card like nobody’s business, but maybe this is her way of telling us that she’s normal and dates other rich kids in her neighborhood along with the executives at Disney. Who knows or cares, because at least she’s living up to her slut reputation and I should be more supportive of that, even though I don’t think it will last, his car doesn’t even have a leather interior.

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